My friend told me that his instructions, and the name of the

[Illustration: Yours very sincerely]

William Le Queux

THINGS I KNOW

THINGS I KNOW

ABOUT KINGS, CELEBRITIES,

AND CROOKS

BY

WILLIAM LE QUEUX

LONDON

EVELEIGH NASH AND GRAYSON

LIMITED

1923

_Copyright in the United States of America

by William Le Queux, 1923._

_All translation rights reserved._

_Made and Printed in Great Britain by

Southampton Times Limited, Southampton._

To

MY DEAR FRIENDS

SIR WILLIAM & LADY EARNSHAW COOPER,

OF CASTLE CAREY, GUERNSEY,

I DEDICATE

THESE FEW REMINISCENCES OF

A WANDERING LIFE.

CONTENTS

CHAP. PAGE

I. WHAT I KNOW ABOUT KINGS 13

II. MORE ABOUT KINGS 31

III. AMONG REAL BRIGANDS 44

IV. IN SAVAGE EUROPE 57

V. THE LOVE ROMANCE OF KING PETER OF

SERBIA 67

VI. SOME SECRET HISTORY 77

VII. EVENINGS WITH “CARMEN SYLVA,” QUEEN OF

ROUMANIA 91

VIII. WHAT THE SULTAN OF TURKEY TOLD ME 105

IX. SECRETS OF WELL-KNOWN WOMEN 121

X. OTHER STORIES OF NOTABLE WOMEN 131

XI. ADVENTURES: HUMOROUS AND CURIOUS 147

XII. ADVENTURES IN JOURNALISM 162

XIII. AMONG EDITORS AND PUBLISHERS 187

XIV. CRIMINALS I HAVE MET 204

XV. MORE CRIMINALS I HAVE MET 222

XVI. SPIES AND SPYING 235

XVII. ABOUT OTHER SPIES AND THE TRUTH

CONCERNING “JACK THE RIPPER” 258

XVIII. STORIES OF FAMOUS FOLK 273

XIX. ADVENTURES IN CLUBLAND 286

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

WILLIAM LE QUEUX _Frontispiece_

FACING PAGE

PRINCESS LUISA OF SAXONY 35

VATT MARASHI, CHIEF OF THE SKRELI BRIGANDS 59

THE BRIGAND WOMAN WHO CARRIED ON THE BLOOD

FEUD 59

PETKOFF, PRIME MINISTER OF BULGARIA 88

MY BRIGAND BODYGUARD IN NORTHERN ALBANIA 88

KING NICHOLAS OF MONTENEGRO 105

TEWFIK PASHA 105

MR. LE QUEUX HELPING THE FRENCH POLICE TO

EXCAVATE AT LANDRU’S VILLA 230

CRIPPEN, THE POISONER 230

EXTRACTS OF LORD ROBERTS’ FAMOUS LETTER OF

WARNING 247

CARICATURE OF WILLIAM LE QUEUX 299

PREFACE

In writing of these episodes in the career of a wanderer over the

face of Europe, my object is to entertain and perhaps amuse many of

my unknown friends and correspondents who, scattered over the world,

have, from time to time, written me encouraging words of appreciation

concerning my works of fiction. To them, I would reveal certain

facts, some grave and some gay, which may be found of interest. To do

so, I propose to take my reader behind the scenes of some particular

phases of life with which he may be unfamiliar.

And let me say at the outset, these records of an eventful though

perhaps erratic life contain nothing but fact. I have led, and still

lead, a wandering life. My custom has ever been never to have even a

_pied-à-terre_ in one place longer than a year, and even during that

time to travel as much as possible. I may accurately call myself a

cosmopolitan, since when my hat is on my roof is on.

But these modest reminiscences are mainly about other people, and,

although I find myself compelled to use the first person singular

much more often than I desire, I pen them with the fervent hope that

they may be taken as a little arm-chair chat about modern men and

modern matters, rather than essays in autobiography.

Nobody, I am sure, cares a jot when I cut my first tooth or where

I learned to walk. No genealogical tree or tradition of race is

necessary--though my unusual name means in Norman-French “the King’s

head cook,” and I can trace my ancestors through centuries. But of

what use is it in these democratic days, when duke’s son and cook’s

son are on equality, and the “Red Flag” is sung in the House of

Commons?

However, while thus casually mentioning my name, it may not be

inappropriate to quote the following explanatory stanzas by a poet

unknown to me:

It troubles each sex,

So I put it to you,

Is it William Le Quex

Or William Le Queux?

I give you the cue,

So no longer perplex,

It is William Le Queux,

Not William Le Quex.

And for those who want to know who I am, I cannot do better than

refer them to the paragraph in that useful and entertaining annual,

_Who’s Who_.

=LE QUEUX, William Tufnell=; novelist; traveller; Commander

of the Orders of St. Sava of Serbia; Danilo of Montenegro;

Crown of Italy; San Marino Order, etc. Consul of Republic of

San Marino, retired; _b._ London, 2nd July, 1864; _e.s._ of

William Le Queux of Châteauroux, Indre. _Educ._: privately

in London; Pegli, near Genoa. Studied art in the Quartier

Latin; made a tour through France, Germany, and Italy on

foot; became journalist and special correspondent of _The

Globe_, 1891; special foreign correspondent of _The Times_;

resigned to devote his time to novel writing, 1893. Secretary

to British diplomatic mission to San Marino. Has travelled in

Russia, Algeria, Morocco, Tunisia, Siberia, the Areg region

of the Sahara Desert, Asia Minor, etc.; journeyed through

Macedonia, Montenegro, Serbia, Albania on special Government

Mission, 1907; Arctic (with Harry de Windt), 1908; Sûdan,

1909. Correspondent of the _Daily Mail_ in various capitals,

and war correspondent in the first Balkan War. Collector of

mediæval manuscripts, codices, and monastic seals, of which

he possesses a large and valuable collection; has intimate

knowledge of the Secret Service of other Continental Powers;

consulted by the Government in such matters. Forecasted the

Great War in his book, _The Invasion_, 1910. Is a keen student

of criminology, and also well known in wireless research.

Is a qualified wireless engineer, and was the first to

broadcast concerts over Great Britain and Ireland from his

powerful radio station 2AZ at Guildford in 1920–21 in the

early days of radio-telephony. Writes and lectures on wireless

research, and on spies and spying. Member of the Institute of

Radio Engineers. Author of over 130 novels and many kinema

films. President of the Wireless Alliance, Vice-President of

the Radio Association. President of many wireless research

societies.

_Recreations_: Pistol practice; ski-ing in Switzerland; the

study of Egyptology, and wireless research. _Clubs_: Mürren

Ski-Club; Swiss Alpine Club; British Ski Association; Crimes

Club; Tatlers’ Club. _Address_: Devonshire Club, London.

And with these words I make my bow, and set forth facts that,

without embellishment or distortion, may, I sincerely hope, prove

entertaining.

At all events, I simply tell of things I know.

WILLIAM LE QUEUX.

DEVONSHIRE CLUB,

LONDON, S.W.

CHAPTER ONE

What I Know about Kings--My Audience with the late Tzar--An

Emperor at Home--What he told me--A Chat with the King

of Italy--He gives me a Decoration--His Majesty’s

Troubles--King Edward and the Lost Letters--His Debts to

Baron Hirsch--Queen Victoria and her Sunshade.

My first acquaintance with any royalty was my presentation to the

Crown-Prince of Saxony, now King, by his wife, who, as Princess Luisa

of Tuscany, I had known as a girl--the pretty Austrian Archduchess,

who had charmed all hearts, nearly married King Ferdinand of

Bulgaria, and of whom I intend to gossip in another chapter. I was

asked by the Princess to call on her at the Royal Palace at Dresden

after her marriage, and spent a couple of pleasant hours with her and

her husband, then Crown Prince. The latter expressed himself charmed

to meet me, his wife having often spoken of me, and I thoroughly

enjoyed my visit, for after the first formal reception I was invited

to their private apartments, where the Princess made me thoroughly at

home.

We gossiped about such friends as we both knew in England and in

Italy, for Her Highness came to London each year _incognita_, and on

me had devolved the duty of looking after her general welfare. But

more of her adventurous life anon.

The second royal personage of whom I had audience was the late

Emperor of Russia.

Well I remember how one morning a tall, handsome officer of the

Imperial Guard entered my room at the Hôtel de l’Europe on the

Nevski, in Petrograd, and handed me a formidable envelope which

contained a command that I should present myself at the Palace of

Tzarskoye Selo (the Village of the Tzar) on the following afternoon

at three o’clock. And well also do I recollect being met at the

station by one of the Imperial carriages, and being driven to the

entrance of the great park, where I was met by an officer and

conducted past endless sentry-posts. I confess that I felt very ill

at ease when at last I stood in a small but gorgeous room, a pitiable

figure wearing my best dress-suit in the day-time. The two foreign

orders that I then possessed looked very much like brass, and I was

terribly conscious that in the daylight the ribbons had lost their

freshness.

With me was Count de Redetski, a fine, handsome man in uniform, with

a gold-braided tunic--one of the Imperial chamberlains, who chatted

with me as we waited.

“As this is a private audience, I do not expect His Majesty will

wear uniform,” he told me, which rather reassured me, for I think I

had visions of the Tzar of All the Russias wearing a golden robe and

perhaps a diamond crown.

A few moments later I was conducted along a softly-carpeted corridor

to a door, at which stood two statuesque sentries who saluted as we

passed, and I was shown in. Next moment a short bearded man, in a

rough brown shooting-suit, stood before me with a smile of welcome.

It was His Majesty the Tzar!

He expressed pleasure at my visit. Meanwhile I was conscious that I

was in His Majesty’s private cabinet, a magnificent blue-and-gold

apartment, with tables and chandelier of lapis lazuli, a parquet

floor, and pillars of violet glass. In the centre of the three long

windows, which gave an extensive view across the great lake, where

picturesque fountains were playing, was set a huge writing-table,

littered with papers, for the Emperor was, if nothing else, a busy

man.

“I have been told that you have been in Russia before,” he said

in English, with a gracious smile. “To Siberia, was it not--in my

father’s days?”

“Yes, your Majesty,” I replied, wondering who had told him of my

journey into Siberia by road many years before.

“And you have lately been in Russia with one of our good friends, Mr.

Harry de Windt,” he remarked. “I have read his books. He is always

very kind to us. And you, too, have always been kind to us--except

when you criticized our policy against the revolutionists,” said the

Tzar with a smile. “You have written a book warning us that war will

come between Germany and England. It was sent to me from London. I

may tell you that I agree entirely with Lord Roberts. Germany is

preparing for war, and Britain turns a blind eye to everything. But,

of course, I beg of you not to publish this. Our conversation is

entirely private, remember!” and he laughed.

I at once gave my word of honour not to publish a word of the

interview, and have not done so till now, when his tragic death has

removed the seal of secrecy from my pen.

Becoming reassured that I was not out for a sensational interview,

he spoke his mind freely. He did not criticize British politicians

or their politics, but it was quite evident to me that he distrusted

Germany. He referred to many facts of which I was in ignorance,

but which were of intense interest to the whole world, and such

sensational words, coming from the lips of the Tzar himself, would

have been eagerly read everywhere if only I had had permission to

publish them.

More than once he confessed that though he had given audiences to

several journalists, including the late Mr. W. T. Stead, he always

looked askance at everybody who wrote. Indeed, as he chatted,

displaying shrewd insight into the most difficult problems of

international politics, he twice repeated: “Of course I rely on your

promise of secrecy!”

He held Sir Edward Grey and Mr. A. J. Balfour in very high esteem;

and, referring to his own wide Empire, he said with a slight sigh of

regret:

“You British do not, I fear, understand us. We are not like you--we

are such a complex nation, such a mixture of European and Oriental,

and, alas! so far behind in civilization as you in England and in

America know it.”

He had seated himself at his table, while I, as etiquette demanded,

still stood.

The telephone rang, and he answered it.

He spoke so rapidly in Russian that I could only distinguish one or

two words. He seemed to become petulant at what he heard, for when he

replaced the instrument he turned to me, and smilingly said:

“Mr. Graham Bell was not really kind to us when he invented

telephones. I hate them!”

We chatted for a full half-hour, till I forgot that I was in the

presence of the ruler of over a hundred and fifty millions of

souls. While we were speaking, a beautiful Persian cat appeared

from nowhere, and with a leap landed on the Emperor’s knee. It was

evidently his pet, for he called it by name, and stroked it fondly as

he talked.

That was, perhaps, one of the most interesting half-hours in all my

crowded life; and when, to-day, I think of the gorgeousness of the

Imperial Palace of Tzarskoye Selo--and compare it with the horrible

fate of the Emperor and of his family--I sometimes feel that it is

impossible that the Romanoffs can have so completely and brutally

been exterminated by the poisonous serpent of Bolshevism.

I have the words still in my memory that the Tzar Nicholas spoke

before I backed out of his presence:

“The greatest misfortune,” said he, “is to have many wants and little

power; the greatest good fortune is to have much power and few wants.”

* * * * *

The next reigning monarch to accord me an audience was His Majesty

King Victor Emanuel of Italy. Again I was to be received privately,

not officially, and the presentation came from the Queen of Italy

herself, who was daughter of King Nicholas of Montenegro.

In the previous year I had been up in the Black Mountains, at

Cettigné, the Montenegrin capital, on a special mission from home,

and had there, in the peasant kingdom, met Her Majesty, who happened

to be on a visit to her father and mother. Therefore one winter’s day

at noon, I found myself driving in a car from the Grand Hotel to the

Quirinal Palace.

When a man wears evening dress at noon, he never feels comfortable.

I might have worn my gorgeous green-and-gold-embroidered uniform, as

Consul of the tiny Republic of San Marino, and felt that at least

I was cutting a pretty good figure among all the smartly-uniformed

officers and gorgeous flunkeys of the Royal Palace, but my uniform

is so gorgeous that I confess I dared not appear in it before His

Majesty! Only a few months before I had worn it at the Foreign Office

reception at Whitehall, and the Russian Ambassador, after inspecting

me, had said:

“Well, Mr. Le Queux, I thought I had a gorgeous uniform, but you

certainly beat me on all points! I especially like your feather!” He

referred to the white ostrich feather of my cocked hat.

But to resume. Feeling hopelessly badly dressed, and painfully

conscious that one button of my patent-leather boot was unfastened,

I passed into the Palace, between two rows of bowing servants, and

was met by a smart young officer, Count Gilardoni, who took me

to Marquis Mattioli Pasqualini, the acting Minister of the Royal

Household, whom I had known for several years.

“Ah! Here you are, my dear friend!” exclaimed the old official, who

was in a uniform that had grown rather tight for him. “I’ll let you

into a secret. His Majesty is going to bestow on you the Order of the

Crown of Italy! The Duke of the Abruzzi has recommended you for it,

because of your work regarding wireless, and for your translation of

the Duke’s book on his Polar travels, _The Stella Polare_.”

Ere I could reply to the old Marquis, a man of great personal charm

and a Court official to his finger-tips, I found myself ushered into

a long, narrow, old-fashioned room, of which the outstanding features

were several porcelain bowls, filled with freshly-cut yellow roses.

The sweet perfume of the flowers pervaded the apartment, though it

was winter and the room apparently a reception-room pure and simple.

There was no sign of a writing-table or of any business litter. In

the centre stood a man with an alert military figure, in a dark blue

serge suit, with the eager, clever face that is made familiar to one

by Italy’s postage-stamps.

He advanced to me with outstretched hand, and as I bent over it, he

exclaimed in Italian:

“I am very pleased to receive you, Signor Le Queux, because you have

so long been a good friend to Italy.”

“I fear I am not such a good friend as I should like to be, your

Majesty,” I replied. “I always do my best to place Italy in her true

light to my own people, and to those who read my books in America.”

“I know you do,” said he quickly. “I know how you have described in

such vivid language the beauties of my country and the charm of my

people. Yes, our _contadini_ have a charm all to themselves, one that

must appeal to you writers of romance. I told the same to Zola when

I saw him in Paris when I was Crown Prince. Your writer Ouida also

did very much for our Italy. She was the only one foreign writer who

really understood our _contadini_. Poor lady! She died in Lucca--did

she not?”

I replied in the affirmative.

“Yes, she was a little eccentric--eh? The Prefect told me how she

kept a dozen cats and dogs, and dressed as a _contadina_, and how Mr.

Labouchere tried to give her some work, but she refused it. Is that

true?”

I replied that it had unfortunately been so.

“Ah! And yet I recollect, when I was Crown Prince, that she reigned

queen of Society in Firenze. I was once taken to one of her

receptions in her palazzo, on the Lung’ Arno. I was only young then,

but I recollect wondering how a writer of fiction could make such a

social success.”

“Then your Majesty has perhaps read some of her books?” I inquired.

“I have them all in my library. They were my father’s. He loved them.

I think I like _Pascarel_ best of all, and _Signa_ next. She was

bitter against Mrs. Ross, wasn’t she?” he laughed.

All Italy knew the deadly feud between the two ladies, and it had

evidently reached the King’s ears.

“Among the learned, the most highly-born is not the greatest, but he

who knows the most. Do you agree, Signor Le Queux?” he laughed.

I agreed, feeling that the King of Italy, who was so gracious to me,

was one of the best-informed monarchs in Europe.

As I stood on that thick vieux-rose carpet, while he, dressed in

a dark blue lounge suit, sat on the arm of a big padded chair,

evidently his own pet chair, I watched his typically military

mannerisms.

“I have heard that it was due to your personal efforts that your

Mansion House Fund was started, for those who suffered by the

earthquake in Calabria,” he remarked suddenly. “I wish to thank you,

and also for your keen interest in Italy.”

“I did what I could, your Majesty,” I replied.

“Yes, I know that. But, oh!” and he drew a long breath and paused.

I wondered whether he knew the truth--a truth that I had

discovered--that bales upon bales of clothing, sent from England for

those rendered homeless by the terrible earthquake, had been for the

past year rotting on the quays at Naples.

“Yes,” he went on, “you English are always charitable. You are our

friends. But, alas! we have administrative scandals here, just as all

other countries have, and--well, perhaps ours may be even a little

worse.”

“I have lived much in Italy, your Majesty, and by observation I think

I must agree,” I said, smiling.

“Well, I will relate one. I don’t mind if you repeat what I tell

you,” he remarked suddenly, rising to his feet. “I went to Calabria

as soon as news of the earthquake reached me, and with some officials

motored through the devastated area. After two days my car came to a

fork in the road, one road an excellent, newly-made one running up to

the mountains, and the other, evidently an old road, going straight

on. Many of the mountain villages had been destroyed, so I determined

to take the higher road and explore. Now comes the scandal.”

His Majesty paused, and knit his brows.

“A member of my suite declared that there were no villages up there.

I asked why, if there were none, that the fine military road had

been made, evidently quite recently. My question nonplussed him, and

it became apparent that he had some motive in trying to prevent me

taking that road. Therefore I ordered the chauffeur to drive on, and

within ten minutes I realised the reason. The road came to a sudden

end! On my return to Rome I had searching inquiries made, and found

that though a large sum of public money had been expended to make a

new road for forty-eight kilometres across the mountains, only five

kilometres had been constructed, and the money for the remainder had

gone into somebody’s pocket! My countrymen are honest, Signor Le

Queux, but, alas! my politicians are very often the reverse!”

Those words were spoken to me shortly before the war, therefore those

who know the King of Italy were not surprised that in 1919 he had

serious thoughts of abdicating on account of the wholesale scandals

of his country’s administration, and the treachery and bribery

everywhere rampant. Italy fought as only patriots can fight. They

defeated the Austrians against overwhelming odds. But their successes

were negatived by the pack of unscrupulous financial adventurers

and jackals in the Chamber of Deputies at Rome. The King, alert and

intelligent as he is, knew it, and for that reason he has welcomed

with open hand Signor Mussolini, and the splendid Italian Fascisti,

who are known as “The Black Shirts.” Truly, wind, women, and fortune

change quickly.

On that occasion His Majesty invested me with the Order of the Crown

of Italy, and in doing so made some very kind remarks, saying:

“Whenever you wear this, Signor Le Queux, I hope you will always

remember it is given you by one who is very grateful to you for your

services.”

I had perhaps been able to be of service to the Kingdom and people I

love so well, but this praise was hardly deserved.

However, I confess that such words, coming from the mouth of a ruling

monarch, were very gratifying.

I have since been to a number of the gay Court functions at the

Quirinal, and on each occasion His Majesty has greeted me kindly, and

in other ways extended to me every consideration.

In another interview I had with the King at San Rossore, his summer

residence near Pisa, he received me under a big cedar, in the

beautiful grounds near the sea. And as we sat together, I recollect

one phrase he used:

“You are a friend of Italy, while I am a friend of England! If you

can still endeavour to attract English visitors to Italy, I really

hope you will. By that you will do me a personal favour. Tell the

English that I always welcome them to my country, for I regard them

as my friends, and without friends life is impossible.”

In a monarch’s life a single hair casts a shadow, and no monarch in

all the world, next to our own King George, is more devoted to his

country’s interests that is King Victor Emanuel.

He set out to eliminate scandals from the Government departments

within a week of ascending the throne.

A few days after his father’s death, being an early riser, he went

down to the Ministry of the Interior, and at nine o’clock took his

place in the office-chair of one of the highest officials. At ten the

official had not arrived, at eleven he had made no appearance. So the

King left a scribbled note on his desk dismissing him, and adding

that Italy paid her officials to administer her affairs, and expected

them to do so, adding that he hoped it would be a warning to others!

* * * * *

One of the unsolved mysteries that evolve around royalty, and in

which I have played a part, concerns King Edward. Not many weeks

after his accession, while walking in the noisy Via Balbi, in Genoa,

I met a well-known member of the British Foreign Office staff, whose

name I am not at liberty to mention. He explained that he had been

sent to Italy on a secret mission, and that, as I knew Italian, and

was also doing secret-service work, I might assist him.

Then he explained to me that the object of his journey from London

was to secure, at all costs, certain letters that King Edward desired

to repossess. Naturally I pricked up my ears. Could it be that some

of His Majesty’s private letters were in the hands of blackmailers?

What was the nature of the scandal that His Majesty desired to

suppress at any cost?

My friend told me that his instructions, and the name of the man

who was believed to have the letters in his possession, had come

direct from His Majesty himself. The name of the man who held the

documents was Enrico Brussi, who lived at a village called La Rocca.

But as there are several villages of the same name in Italy, and the

province was not given, I anticipated that our search would probably

be a long one.

It proved so. We visited three La Roccas, each of them mountain

villages; one near Ravenna, another not far from Cuneo, and a third

at a remote spot in Umbria. The fourth we tried was in the Province

of Lucca, and as our dusty carriage wound slowly up the steep road

we could see the little white village, with its square-towered

church, perched on a steep rocky precipice, with a background of blue

mountains behind.

After a two hours’ climb we arrived, and, leaving the carriage

outside the village (for the ancient, evil-smelling streets were

very narrow and uneven, almost tunnels in some places), we at last

found the house of Enrico Brussi. It was small, but clean-looking,

and, having knocked at the door, we were admitted by an old _donna di

casa_, who informed us that her master was at home.

In a few moments a well-dressed, middle-aged man appeared,

whereupon my friend--introducing himself as Mr. Henderson from

London--explained, in Italian, that we had ventured to call because

we had heard that he had some interesting English letters in his

possession. He added that we were collectors of autographs, and were

travelling about Italy endeavouring to discover autographs of famous

persons.

The man Brussi looked askance at us. I could see that he did not

swallow our somewhat lame story.

“I am afraid that I have nothing to interest you, _signori_,” was his

quiet reply.

“But you have some letters in English, have you not?” eagerly asked

my companion.

“Yes, I have,” was his reply.

“They are the letters I want,” said my companion, not quite sure of

his ground. For it was our firm belief that this man belonged to some

foreign gang of blackmailers.

“They would not interest you,” said he briefly.

“But if I offer to buy them, are you prepared to sell them--all, not

only a few?”

The man Brussi smiled, and shook his head in the negative.

“My friend here is prepared to give a very good price,” I remarked.

“Will you not reconsider your decision?”

But he declined, and I began to see that we should have considerable

difficulty in getting him to part with the letters.

Knowing the Italian character as I did, I knew that he would not

suggest a price, lest it be lower than that we were prepared to

give, so I urged my friend to offer two hundred lire for the letters

without seeing them.

The man looked at us with undisguised astonishment, a fact that

struck me as somewhat curious. Then, as though with great reluctance,

he said:

“Well, if the _signore_ really wants them, I will sell them for four

hundred lire!”

We both pretended that it was far too high a price, yet, as a matter

of fact, my friend had in his pocket a wad of bank-notes of the value

of a thousand pounds in English money, and would have paid even

double that sum if it had been demanded.

At last we consented to pay four hundred lire for the whole of the

letters. We impressed on him that we must have them all, and he

promised us that he would keep none back.

While we waited in breathless anxiety he went upstairs, and presently

returned with a packet of letters, which he handed to my friend in

exchange for four one-hundred-lire notes.

Then we both hurried from the house with our precious packet, and as

soon as we were out of sight eagerly opened it. My friend glanced at

the first letter; his face fell, and with an expression of disgust

exclaimed:

“Bah! Look what we’ve got! _Look!_” he cried, handing me one.

To my dismay, I found it to be a letter written by the old Duke of

Kent, the King’s grandfather, to his head gardener at Kew! And all

the letters were of the same character! Instead of relating to some

scandal, as we were convinced they would, they turned out to be

merely orders to a gardener!

We re-entered our carriage, both feeling extremely annoyed. Next day

I saw my friend off from Pisa to London, bearing the precious packet

that eventually found its way into King Edward’s hands.

But how His Majesty knew where those letters were, or the real reason

of the confidential mission, neither my friend nor myself could ever

imagine.

We had many theories, but I do not suppose any were correct. Only

King Edward himself knew the reason, but I somehow feel that the

letters we recovered were not the letters of which he had hoped to

regain possession.

Another mystery surrounded King Edward, but, this time, one I can

explain away.

King Edward, when Prince of Wales, like most princes, and, indeed,

nearly every commoner, frequently found himself short of money. But

how did he pay his debts? This question has puzzled many people, so

here let the truth be revealed.

Now, in common with many others, I have heard hard things said of

Jews, but, though I have known many, I have never experienced any

ill-will or ill-nature at their hands. The sins of the petty are

called great, and the sins of the great petty. It was so in the case

of King Edward. One of the wealthiest Jews of our time was the late

Baron de Hirsch, who, as most people know, was an intimate friend of

the King when he was still Prince of Wales--afterwards our splendid

sportsman-diplomat King, to whose memory every Briton lifts his hat.

His Royal Highness and the Baron were boon companions. They dined

together, shot together, and raced together, yet it is an open secret

that Queen Victoria, in her declining years, had conceived a very

great dislike for the successful financier, to whom the construction

of the Ottoman Railways had been due.

It was, in view of their friendship, therefore not surprising that,

when King Edward was short of funds, Baron Hirsch, like all Jews, was

ready to accommodate him. Notes of hand were signed time after time

by His Royal Highness. Thus the friendship between the pair became

a very close one, especially since Queen Victoria, though good, was

neither generous nor lavish, as you may judge from what I am about to

relate.

It was early spring on the Riviera, and I was, as usual, installed

in a little flat on the Promenade des Anglais, at Nice, where I was

working. The Queen had arrived, and was staying at the Excelsior

Hotel up at Cimiez, while the Prince of Wales and Baron Hirsch, who

travelled nearly every day to Monte Carlo, resided at Cannes.

I frequently saw them together at Ciro’s or in the Rooms. Sometimes

they would sit side by side on the pleasant _terrasse_ of the Café de

Paris, and listen to the Hungarian band. At others they would watch

the pigeon-shooting, or go for short cruises on the Baron’s big white

yacht, which usually lay in Villefranche Bay.

One day, while walking in the garden of the Casino at Monte Carlo

with my friend Monsieur B----, who was Baron Hirsch’s confidential

secretary, he introduced me to the great financier, and we

strolled together, chatting. The Baron seemed a charming and quite

unconventional man, and was particularly attached to his faithful

secretary, to whom he had made many handsome presents. Monsieur B----

was for ever praising the great millionaire’s generous treatment of

himself and others.

More than once he hinted to me about the large sums that the Prince

was borrowing from his chief. When in France, I was often Monsieur

B----’s guest at his beautiful house beside the lake at Enghien,

outside Paris, and our conversation usually drifted upon the same

subject. The public suspected the loans, but knew practically nothing.

Three years passed. The amount of the debt was gradually increasing,

when, quite unexpectedly, the Baron died.

I was in Paris at the time, and, one evening, went out to Enghien to

dinner. After the ladies had left the room, and Monsieur B---- and

myself were left alone, I mentioned the subject.

“Yes,” he said. “The will has been opened to-day, and the Baron has

left the sum of one million sterling to establish a colony for poor

Jews in Argentina. The money repaid by the Prince of Wales is to be a

portion of the sum.”

“Then the money will be called up?” I remarked.

“Undoubtedly! Everything is left in the hands of the Baroness, and

she holds the Prince’s notes,” he explained.

Weeks, nay months, went past.

The Baron’s executors wrote to His Royal Highness for repayment. On

hearing this the Baroness became furious. The executors, therefore,

went to the Baroness and demanded the one million sterling with

which to found the colony. They were compelled to do this before the

other legacies were paid. Negotiations ensued, and, to cut a long

story short, the Baroness called up my friend, Monsieur B----, and,

ascertaining from him the exact amount owed to her dead husband by

the Prince, she then and there wrote out a cheque for the whole in

favour of the executors!

The Baroness, wife of one of the despised race, thus paid the whole

of the late King Edward’s debt, out of her private fortune!

That same evening she wrote to His Royal Highness in London,

arranging a meeting, and suggesting dinner in her private suite at

Claridge’s Hotel. The appointment was kept, and the royal guest came.

They dined _à deux_, His Highness much mystified at the invitation,

and, of course, knowing nothing of the Baroness’s generous action.

But after dinner, when the servants had left, and they were alone,

the widow brought out her handbag, and from it produced the whole of

the Prince’s notes, and laid them on the table.

“Your Royal Highness had, I know, many financial transactions with my

husband,” his hostess said. “As his wife, I knew in what high esteem

he held your Highness. I feel that if he had lived he would never

have wished to call up the money advanced, therefore I do not like to

think that his executors should be forced by legal process to do so.”

The Prince gazed at her utterly astounded, for he had been very much

worried by the sudden death of his friend.

“But I understand that the money is part of a sum left to found a

colony for poor Jews?” he said.

“I am aware of that,” replied the Baroness. “But I have asked you

here to-night in order to extract one promise--in return for this,”

and she pointed to the heap of paper on the table representing her

husband’s loan to the Prince.

“A promise--what?”

“That when you succeed to the throne of Great Britain you will always

be kind to the Jews.”

“I can certainly promise that,” answered the Prince in a changed

voice, much impressed by the Baroness’s appeal.

“There is the fire,” said she, pointing to the grate. “Let us burn

the notes.”

His Royal Highness gathered up the papers, and, one by one, placed

them in the flames.

Then, with that exquisite courtliness which was one of King Edward’s

outstanding characteristics, he raised his hostess’s hand, and,

bending, kissed it.

They never met again, owing to the Baroness’s untimely end.

* * * * *

I do not wish to be accused of recording more ancient history than is

necessary, but it is my object to relate hitherto unknown incidents

and stories concerning some famous personages.

One of these concerns Queen Victoria during her last visit to Nice.

About a fortnight after her arrival, while passing up the Avenue de

la Gare, I met the well-known detective, Superintendent Fraser, of

Scotland Yard, who, with Monsieur Paoli, of the Paris Sûreté, was Her

Majesty’s personal protector.

When I asked him whither he was hurrying, he replied:

“Come with me. I am going on a--well, on a very confidential mission!”

At once I turned back with him. To my surprise, he stopped

before a cheap draper’s shop, and, pointing to a long string of

black-and-white striped sunshades, open and swaying in the wind, he

inquired their price.

“Five-francs-fifty,” replied the dark-eyed Provençal girl in French.

My police friend hesitated, and inquired if they were silk.

“No, m’sieur, they are cotton,” was the reply.

With that he turned away. Then he explained that the Queen, who had

been out for her afternoon drive, had just returned, and, calling

him, told him that in the Avenue de la Gare she had been attracted by

some sunshades hanging outside a shop.

“Go and buy me one, Fraser,” she had commanded. “They are the very

thing I want here.”

“But,” exclaimed my friend to me, “how can I take the Queen a

four-and-sevenpenny sunshade? Come back with me, and when I have told

her we will go out to the café!”

I walked back with him out to Cimiez, and waited while he passed

along the corridor of the great hotel to Her Majesty’s apartments,

which were guarded by French sentries and an idling assistant of my

friend.

His face had changed when, a few minutes later, he returned.

“I told the Queen,” he said, “but she has ordered me to go back at

once. She seemed quite indignant, and said:

“‘Fraser, you men know nothing about sunshades! Pray how much would

you expect me to give for a cotton sunshade? Go and get me one at

once!’”

We returned together and purchased one. That sunshade was a

prominent object in the streets of Nice, and country roads in the

neighbourhood, for each afternoon that season, when the Queen went

out, she held it proudly above her head for all to admire, the

passers-by no doubt believing it to be an expensive one of silk.

I afterwards learned from Superintendent Fraser that Her Majesty, on

her return to Windsor, gave it to Queen Alexandra, then Princess of

Wales, for use during the following summer!

CHAPTER TWO

More about Kings--I meet the Queen of Italy--King Nicholas of

Montenegro is kind to me--The Emperor Karl of Austria, who

stole his Mother’s Jewels and gave them to an Actress--The

Emperor Francis Josef and the Shah--Stories of my friend

Princess Luisa of Saxony--The Grand Duke and his False

Teeth.

I was on my first visit to Cettigné, the high-up little capital of

the peasant kingdom of Montenegro, approached by a ladder-like road

from Cattaro, on the Adriatic, when Princess Xenia of Montenegro--who

subsequently helped me in taking photographs for my book _An Observer

in the Near East_--presented me to her elder sister, Queen Elena of

Italy. Through the latter’s brother, Prince Mirko, I subsequently

received my first command to audience of that fine old peasant-ruler,

King Nicholas.

Cettigné is a quaint little place, scarcely more than a good-sized

mountain village, prosperous, clean, with broad streets. The people

by law are compelled to wear the national dress, the men with dark

blue baggy trousers, white woollen gaiters, raw-hide shoes, a short

scarlet jacket heavily braided with gold, and a small pork-pie cap

with black silk band, the crown of the same colour as the jacket,

bearing the King’s initials in Russian characters, “N.I.” The women,

who are particularly handsome, wear, when out of doors, beautifully

hand-embroidered blouses, and a kind of long coat, with open sleeves,

of soft dove-grey cloth. They are forbidden to wear European hats,

and wear the same as the men, except that the crowns are embroidered

in gold, and do not bear the royal cipher.

The fact that every man is armed, carrying a perfect arsenal of

weapons in his belt, is apt to give the stranger an uncanny feeling.

The man who brings you your morning coffee wears a couple or more

revolvers in his belt. And they are wise, for in that country,

bordering as it does upon savage Albania, peace and war walk ever

hand in hand.

At the time of my first visit my friend, Mr., now Sir, Charles Des

Graz, was British Minister to Montenegro. He afterwards, before his

retirement, was appointed to Peru, and during the war to Serbia. We

lived together at the Grand Hotel, and spent many pleasant days in

one another’s company.

He told me a good diplomatic story, of how a predecessor of his at

Cettigné had an intense hatred of rats. The hotel--which was also the

British Legation--was not devoid of them, and apparently they invaded

the Minister’s sitting-room, for one morning he found a rat had

devoured a whole box of his pet digestive tablets that had been sent

from London. Next night he waited for the intruder, no rat-trap being

obtainable in the capital, and soon after everyone had retired loud

shouts were heard from the dignified representative of Great Britain.

On rushing in, two waiters, in deshabille, found the Minister armed

with his diplomatic sword, in the midst of upset furniture, chasing a

rat. He had already made a lunge, and split a sofa, the stuffing of

which protruded, but amidst the hubbub the rat escaped.

My first private audience with King Nicholas of Montenegro was an

interesting one. At six o’clock one evening the royal _aide-de-camp_

called in a carriage, and drove me to the Palace, which was a long,

dark brown building, of somewhat plain exterior, as befitted the home

of the ruler of a fighting race, where I was received in the great

hall by half-a-dozen bowing servants in scarlet and gold.

Here I was met by the chamberlain, who, having told me his name,

conducted me up the grand staircase and into the audience-chamber,

with its fine old paintings of the Italian _cinquecento_ and highly

polished floor.

Then, after a moment, His Majesty--a brilliant figure with

deeply-lined, rugged face--entered, shook me by the hand, and

welcomed me to Montenegro.

It has always struck me how extremely punctual all royalties are, for

a person commanded to audience is never kept waiting as he so often

is in any business office.

The formal greetings ended, His Majesty said in Italian, in which we

conversed:

“Come, let us go into yonder room. We shall be able to talk more

comfortably.” And he led me into a smaller and more cosy chamber,

where he gave me a seat.

On the table, a great silver candelabra had been set, and by its

light I was enabled to obtain a good view of the ruler of Crnagora,

the “Land of the Black Mountains.” Of magnificent physique in spite

of his seventy years, his hair was only slightly grey. His fine

features were those of a mountain race, and his dark, keen eyes shot

quick, inquiring glances of alertness. Father of his people, he wore

the native costume--almost the same as that of his subjects passing

to and fro in the street; a costume of scarlet-blue-and-gold, with

a single cross in diamonds at the throat--the order of Danilo, of

which he was Master, and one which, at an audience a year later, he

bestowed on me.

After the first few minutes of regal formality His Majesty’s manner

had entirely changed. Putting ceremony aside, he produced his

well-worn cigarette case--of lizard skin, with the royal crown and

cipher in gold at the corner--offered me a Montenegrin cigarette,

took one himself, lit mine with his own hand, and then we fell to

chatting.

In this delightful manner we smoked together. I asked the

King-poet many questions, and learned many things. He explained

several difficult points in Balkan politics that I had never before

understood, and smiled and shrugged his shoulders when I mentioned

the question of Macedonia.

I was there with an object, mainly to sound His Majesty on his ideas

of the best way of settling the vexed question of Macedonia. When I

mentioned it he became grave.

“There will be war in the Balkans soon if the Powers remain

apathetic!” he said. Alas! how true were his words, for within

eighteen months I was at the Serbian front against the Turks,

attached to the staff of King Peter.

“There is but one way,” he said. “The Powers should call a conference

and place Macedonia under a Governor-General, who should be a

European prince. Reforms could then be carried out, and the Greek and

Bulgarian bands expelled from the country. Ah! if only the British

public knew what was happening in Macedonia, of the intrigues of

Turkey and Bulgaria, of the nearness we are to war, but”--and he

smiled and hesitated--“I almost forget myself. My position as a ruler

forbids me to talk politics, you know!” and he laughed.

Then later, when I had risen and was backing out of the room to

leave, His Majesty, who had also risen, said:

“When you return to Cettigné do not fail to let me know, and we will

have another chat. And give my kindest wishes to my old friend Chedo

Mijatovitch, in London.”

Count Chedo Mijatovitch was for a long time Serbian Minister at the

Court of St. James, and is well known in diplomatic and society

circles, having since made his home in London. He is one of my oldest

and best friends.

[Illustration: PRINCESS LUISA OF SAXONY.]

It was under his wing that I first entered the Balkans, for he had

given me a number of letters of introduction, written in scribbly

hieroglyphics that I could not understand, but which proved a

_passe-partout_ to everywhere, from the Adriatic to the Black Sea.

* * * * *

I have heard a good many stories of the old Emperor Francis Josef

of Austria, his successor the Emperor Karl, and of the Hapsburg

Archdukes, from the lips of the Emperor’s niece Princess Luisa of

Saxony. Her Highness possesses a fine sense of humour, and has a fund

of humorous anecdotes.

Her father, the Grand Duke of Tuscany, wanted her to marry Dom Pedro

of Brazil, whose praises had been sung to her constantly over the

dinner-table for weeks, and at last they were introduced at Baden.

They were pushed into each other’s society, both knowing that each

was to marry the other. One day Dom Pedro asked her whether she cared

for him, and she openly replied in the negative. Both laughed.

The Princess, in telling me the story, said:

“At once I saw that Dom Pedro was a young man to be trusted, and from

henceforth we both had a great game with our respective families.

When I pretended to go for lovers’ walks with him, he went out to

meet a pretty young café-singer, while I strolled about and had

many a chat with young men who had not the slightest inkling of my

identity--among them a young British diplomat who was on the staff of

the Embassy at Vienna, and who two years later recognized me at one

of the balls at the Imperial Palace.

“Poor Dom Pedro! Ultimately he went raving mad--about a year after

our escapades--and is now wearing out his life in one of the Imperial

castles in Austria, a hopeless lunatic.”

But for an incident which is not without humour, Princess Luisa,

instead of marrying the King of Saxony, would have been Queen of

Bulgaria.

One day, when we were motoring together from Florence to Rome

accompanied by her lady-in-waiting, Countess Függer, she related how

Prince Ferdinand was brought out for her inspection and approval by

his mother, old Princess Clémentine of Coburg, a sharp-tongued, ugly

old lady, with an ear-trumpet.

“From the first I hated the comic-opera Prince, with his huge nose,

perfectly trimmed beard, little pig-like eyes, and puffy cheeks,” she

told me. “He came to Salzburg wearing most horrible yellow boots, and

of course was a most superior person. Well, he soon grew amorous, and

I was warned by my brother Poldo that His Highness meant to marry me.

The Emperor had apparently declared to old Clémentine that Bulgaria

would not be safe till its reigning Princess was an Archduchess of

Austria.

“Poldo had really no need to warn me. I simply laid my plans, and

while Ferdinand, whose amours had been notorious, had already told me

that I was the only woman--the usual only woman--he could ever love,

I set about to prepare my own little bombshell.

“Aunt Clémentine had arrived at the castle with the special

ear-trumpet that she took out on visits, an ugly black affair with

gold lace hanging over its opening. How well I can recollect the way

she shouted back at one in that high-pitched, peevish voice. With

her came my brother-in-law, the Archduke Otto, with the Archduke

Sigismund, so that we were quite a family party, all assembled, I

suppose, to hear the glad announcement that I was betrothed to Prince

Ferdinand of Bulgaria.

“On the night of Aunt Clémentine’s arrival we all sat down to

dinner, Ferdinand being seated opposite me, elegant and happy, and

casting furtive glances that I mischievously disregarded, greatly

to my mother’s intense annoyance. During the meal, however, Aunt

Clémentine, with her ear-trumpet held over the table close to me,

suddenly exclaimed in her shrill voice:

“‘Ah, Luisa! What a delightful pair you will make when you marry my

Ferdinand! Really, you grow prettier every day.’

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