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[Illustration: ON TOUR.--_Heavy Tragedian._ "Do you let apartments
to--ah--the profession?" _Unsophisticated Landlady._ "Oh, yes, sir. Why,
last week we had the performing dogs here!"]
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[Illustration: ART AND NATURE. (_Overheard during the Private
Theatricals._)--
_She._ "How well your wife plays _Lady Geraldine_, Mr. Jones. I think
the way she puts on that awful affected tone is just splendid. How
_does_ she manage it?"
_Mr. Jones_ (_with embarrassment_). "Er--she doesn't. That's her natural
voice."]
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[Illustration: CONVINCING]
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[Illustration: FINIS]
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