MOTTO FOR A BOX-OFFICE KEEPER.--"So much for booking 'em."

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"A considerable demonstration of approval greeted the fall of the

curtain." How are we to take this?

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[Illustration: "THE DESIRE OF THE MOTH FOR THE STAR."--_Mistress._ "And

you dare to tell me, Belinda, that you have actually answered a

_theatrical advertisement_? How _could_ you be such a _wicked_ girl?"

_Belinda (whimpering)._ "Well, mum,--_other_ young lidies--gow on

the--stige--why shouldn't _I_ gow?"]

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[Illustration: THE COUNTER-CHECK QUARRELSOME.--_Mr. AEsopus Delasparre._

"I will ask you to favour me, madam, by refraining from laughing at me

on the stage during my third act." _Miss Jones (sweetly)._ "Oh, but I

assure you you're mistaken, Mr. Delasparre; I never laugh at you on the

stage--I wait till I get home!"]

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[Illustration: SWEEPING ASSERTION.--"The other night, at the Novelty

Theatre, Mrs. Vere-Jones was gowned simply in a _clinging_ black velvet,

with a cloak of same handsomely trimmed with ermine."--_Extract from

Society Journal._]

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