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THE NEWEST NUISANCE.--The woman with a past before her.
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[Illustration: PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT.
"COOT-NIGHT, MRS. PROWN. I HAF TO SANK YOU FOR DE MOST BLEASANT
EFENING I HAF EFFER SCHBENT IN MY LIFE!"
"OH, DON'T SAY THAT, HERR SCHMIDT!"
"ACH! BOT I _DO_ SAY DAT! I _ALVAYS_ SAY DAT!"]
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