ROBERT AND THE COUNTY COUNSELLS.

BROWN and me has been a having sum rare good fun lately. We has

managed to see and hear a good deal about the County Counsellers, and

werry emusing we finds em to be. They suttenly does manage to quarrell

among each other more than I shood have thort posserbel. There's

a depperty Counseller among em who will tork whenever he gets a

hoppertunity, yes and keeps the pot a biling, as BROWN says, for

nearly arf a nour at a time, and then finds hisself beaten into a

cocked at, and so has to sit down, while the others has a jolly larf.

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Ever so many on em belongs to the Tems Conserwancy, and so we are

offen hearing of their going up the River, when there's two much water

there, and hoffering to show the poor natives how to get a lot of

it away, but from what I hears they don't seem for to be werry

sucksessful.

Too or three on em went to the Boat Race the other day and took ever

so many Ladies with em, and jolly nice dinners they had on bord after

the Race was over and there wasn't no more fear of no more rane, which

had rayther spylt the morning.

It's reel good fun to hear the Counsellors tork about the Copperation

nowadays! such a difference to what it was about a year ago! Then it

was all bragging and boasting, now it's all begging your pardon, and

arsking your grace, and it shant occur again! I never thort to see

such a change, and it's really werry emusing. The two places where

they speshally seems not at all at their ease are the Court of Common

Counsel and the Manshun House; and in both of these honnerd places

the few as wenters in do look uncumferal indeed! and the reel natives

don't show them no pitty! not a bit of it, but takes a quiet larf

whenever they gits a good chance.

I've herd as one of the Counsellors has been herd to say as there are

no less than three on em in the House of Commons, each of em quite

equal to the late Speaker, if not shuperior to him, and that it was

only beggarly jealousy as prewented them giving them a fare chance!

The same honorable Gent has been herd to say that the County

Counsellors was much shuperior to the City Copperation, for it was

only last Toosday as they agreed, without a word of remonsterance, to

raise no less than two millions of money from next year's rates!

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