CHAPTER XXI

THE VILLAGE POST OFFICE

All post offices other than a Head Office are called sub-offices. The

definition embraces busy town offices as well as the village post

office. The sub-office is usually managed by a man or woman who has

other visible means of support. In the vast majority of cases the

sub-office is a shop. And comprising as the ranks of sub-postmasters do

all sorts and conditions of men, it is not surprising if we find more

variety among this class of official than among the Head Postmasters.

The Head Postmaster is a Civil Servant; he has a tradition to keep up,

and he looks at official matters with a sort of professional eye. The

sub-postmaster, on the other hand, has, as it were, a foot in both

worlds, the commercial and the official, and he comes to his duties with

the training not of the Civil Servant but of the local tradesman. I

sometimes think that it is a good thing for the Post Office service that

so many of its servants should have this double interest; they are in

close touch with the public, they know its peculiarities across the

counter, and they are less likely to be strangled by red tape. The

sub-postmaster is often, of course, a highly educated man, and can take

a high place among any society of business men in his district; on the

other hand, in a small district or village he may be a man of slight

education who is only a degree above the working classes. A

sub-postmaster is often very human and unsophisticated; he is not

trained by the Civil Service Commissioners to write reports in proper

official style, and he often shocks the staid officials at headquarters

by the directness of his style. And considering the stock from which

sub-postmasters are often drawn, it is sometimes astonishing how well

the work of the Department is performed. For most of the duties proper

to a Head Office belong also to a sub-office. The responsibility is

perhaps less, but the sub-postmaster has frequently to be efficient in

all classes of Post Office work, to be an accountant, experienced in

banking business, and to know a good deal about telegraphy.

We are growing accustomed to the fact that any letter we write to the

remotest hamlet in the Kingdom is certain to be delivered at the

earliest possible moment; but it is only within a comparatively late

period that this has actually happened. Up to 1764 the Post Office

carried letters to post towns only, but did not undertake to deliver

them at the homes of the addressees, and in London only was there a

local post. This was the famous Penny Post, originally founded by

Dockwra in 1680, and soon afterwards taken over by the Crown. In 1764

authority was given for the establishment of this Penny Post within the

limits of any city or town, and thirty years later it was provided that

any Penny Post might be extended beyond the former limit of ten miles

from the town in which it was set up. But such posts were in fact only

set up in about half-a-dozen of the largest towns in the Kingdom, and at

that time neither benefited nor were intended to benefit the rural

districts.

At the beginning of the nineteenth century there were no rural or

village posts. Letters were conveyed by post to towns of any

considerable size, and were fetched from these places by arrangement on

behalf of the people living in the surrounding villages. Probably a

village generally employed its own messenger, paying him in some cases a

fixed sum as wages, and in others a penny or more on every letter

carried. Sometimes a pauper was employed for this work. Wealthy people

made their own arrangements. In 1801 the Post Office made efforts to

reach the villages, but right down to 1840 the service was fitful and

irregular, and was not uniform. The Government of Sir Robert Peel in

1843 decided that the principle on which rural posts should be

established should be based simply upon the number of letters for each

locality. “All places, the letters for which exceed 100 a week, should

be deemed entitled to the privilege of a receiving office and a free

daily delivery of their letters.” In 1850 this rule was still further

simplified, and the rule was now that a post should be established when

it would pay its way. Modifications of even this rule took place in

successive years, and the network of rural posts extended so much that

in 1862 the proportion of letters delivered to the addressees was

estimated to reach 94 per cent. In 1871 the Postmaster-General was able

to announce that he hoped “the time is not distant when a free delivery

at least two or three times a week will be provided for every house in

the country, however remote.” But it was twenty years before this pious

hope began to be fulfilled. At the end of 1892 it was estimated that

there were still about 32,000,000 letters a year not delivered by the

Post Office. Nearly 8,000,000 letters were in the next year brought into

free delivery, and the work of extension went on gradually until the day

of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee in 1897, when it was announced that a

regular delivery of letters would be given to every house in the

Kingdom. We can now scarcely understand any other state of things to be

endurable for a day.

The rural sub-postmaster has had enormously increased duties thrown upon

him in recent years, and it is possible that his pay has not kept pace

with his responsibility. The Department naturally takes advantage of the

fact that the work of the Post Office is a valuable addition to any

business, and that a man is provided with a big advertisement for his

particular trade when he is given the Post Office business. At any rate,

there is usually a demand in every place for the privilege of running

the Post Office. Still, the sub-postmaster is human, and he does not

always admit the justice of this kind of indirect payment. Towards the

end of 1907, many sub-postmasters were eagerly looking out for the

Report of the Parliamentary Committee on their condition. Something good

was expected. In January 1908, a new book of Rules for sub-postmasters

was issued and distributed, and one sub-postmaster in a remote country

district came to the conclusion that the book was the long-looked-for

Report, and fresh from great disappointment, and, as will be seen,

breathless with indignation, he wrote to his Head Postmaster as follows:

at the end of his letter he placed his first full stop.

“Sir I have read the new book of rules all through I see by it that sub

postmasters has gained nothing but lost all the privileges they had the

cannot speak of any thing the cannot speak for a member of parlment

county counceler or anything the cannot sell anything that does not

belong to the Post Office the cannot take an agency from any one the

belive that himself and his place all belongs to them the expect him to

look after Postboys mail car bad coin watch everything night and day

that belongs to the Post Office I have to keep the office opened for

twelve hours every day do everything attend to every one no one person

fit to do this or do what the Book expects them to do we have not sunday

to ourselves we must stay till four o'clock in the evening to prepare

the bag for the mail car we get no allowance for holidays one of us must

stop at home from church on Sunday on our turn to attend for the car

bees nearly always late on Sunday and gets no money for it I do not see

how the expects us to do it for nine pence a day or how can the expect a

man to live on it would be a fine thing for one to be a postman I would

have more pay and clothes when my three hours was over I could go where

I liked and had Sunday to myself there is no one under the goverment so

bad paid as country sub offices and still we have more to do than any

other one for we have to tie parsels rite the direction on letters and

parsels for most of the people for the do not no how last year I had to

sit up till 11 o clock at night riting after the 5 35 car came I had 34

regestered letters to compair with the list and check them put my

Initels after every one of them fill 34 receats 34 counterfoils so the

do not look to whet we have to do to prepare everything for the Postmen

next morning we have to handle letters from every one take their money

no matter what desease or sickness is in there house still we are not

allowed a doctor if anything happens we are not alowed anything it is

nearly a shame to be a country sub postmaster if the expect to do work

they should pay us I have to pay a man 12 shillings a week for 6 days

and he will oneley work 9 hours for me in summer and about 5 in Winter

so I see that nothing is left us but to resign as it will pay no one we

are not alowed to show our greevances in the press to the publick or

through a member of parliment we must leave all to them no less than a

pound a week would Pay to keep up to the new rules Keep marking time for

Postmen marking and dating everything in the new book they should give

us fair Play we waited with patience thinking the Commission would do

something for us but it made us worse it must be there was no one to

give evedence for us we have pens ink cealing wax too I think I have

rote some of our Grievence to you as you are onely one left to us to

write to your obedient servant.”

Here we have the duties and disabilities of a rural sub-postmaster all

described picturesquely in his own words, and the only defence we can

offer for the authorities is that the man has not resigned, and would

regard it as the greatest injustice of all if he were relieved of his

duties.

Yet sub-postmasters do deserve our sympathies. They endure much from an

irritable and impatient public. Occasionally, the suffering becomes

articulate. “I beg,” says a sub-postmaster, “to report that the man

called at the office to-day. I handed him the book, and complied with

your instructions. _I hope I shall never see him again._” We can almost

imagine the painful scene at the counter.

We are often ready enough to complain of the incivility and indifference

of the man or woman at the post office, but we don't realise how trying

we are to the much-harassed officials. A sub-postmaster was asked to

explain why he accepted irregularly a deposit in an account which had

already exceeded the limit. His reply showed that at least red-tape

methods do not prevail at his office, even though moral courage may be

lacking in the postmaster. “In order to avoid unpleasantness which

appeared to be imminent, I accepted the deposit.”

Sometimes so involved and difficult is the work put upon a slow-minded

country sub-postmaster, that it is often a case of the blind leading the

blind. A shaggy and a shambling man, obviously an agriculturist, entered

a rural post office. He knew all about crops, and was firmly convinced

that every sort of weather was bad for them. But he was weak in finance.

However, it had come to his ears that it would be a sound scheme to

invest money in the local post office. Therefore he entered the curious

building—half grocer's shop, half village club, and perfumed with

cheddar—that served as a post office. The sub-postmaster explained the

system to the man.

“But, mister, can I withdraw my money whenever I want to?”

“Of course you can, fat'ead,” was the answer. “You can drore it

ter-morrer ... if you give a fortnight's notice.”

The habit of talking to the people in their own idioms is to be

commended. In rural districts it inspires more confidence, and is better

understood than official regulations.

The sub-office is frequently an hereditary institution. It has been in

the same family for generations. There is a sub-office at Churchill near

Enniskillen, in Ireland, which has passed down in direct succession from

father to son since the year 1750. In 1882 the salary was £3 a year, but

the Postmaster-General specially increased the amount to £12 in

consideration of the lengthened period in which the office had been held

by members of the family.

The Post Office in Ireland in old days was served light-heartedly

compared with these strenuous times. I have read in an old newspaper of

1821 how the postmaster of Lismore, aged ninety-seven, and almost old

enough to know better, won a wager. He travelled to Fermoy in a

Dungarvan oyster tub, drawn by a pig, a badger, two cats, a goose, and a

hedgehog, with a red nightcap on his head, a pig-driver's whip in one

hand, and a cow's horn for musical purposes in the other. In these days

he would have had to furnish a written explanation to the Secretary.

Possibly it would have been similar to that furnished by a modern

sub-postmaster, who had been accused of certain vagaries in the

performance of his duties: “I know I am not Perfect by a Long Way, but

it does not make it any Better. I was not Drunk because I hadd no Bear.”

The explanation of another respecting the misconduct of one of his

subordinates was: “As Mr. —— is generally a careful officer, and was

probably not on duty at the time the error was made, he has been let off

with a caution.”

The Post Office has employed women in its service since the earliest

times. The sub-postmistress of the village is often a most useful

officer. She sometimes takes her duties more seriously than the man; she

likes the opportunity of managing things which the office gives her: the

sense of being “On his Majesty's Service” helps her to magnify her

office. And she is usually quite refreshingly free from officialism. One

of their number was asked in an official memorandum to state why she had

not yet furnished an explanation of an irregularity a few weeks back,

and she replied: “I was too angry with myself to do anything.” What need

was there of an official caution in face of such sincere repentance!

But the sub-postmistress is often extremely strong-minded and masterful,

especially if she is of mature years, and it is extremely difficult for

either her chiefs or the public to move her in any course she has

adopted. The Department was informed by one lady that she was about to

be married, and when she was asked the usual questions whether she would

remain the housekeeper, she replied magnificently: “I have made no

change. I hold entire dominion over the present post office premises,

otherwise there would be no marriage.” The proposal scene in this case

must have been shorn of a good deal of the romance one usually

associates with such experiences. Sometimes the sub-postmistress marries

one of her male assistants, and she is in the proud position of being

able to extract written explanations from, and to administer cautions

to, her husband. And yet there have been instances where the public

service did not suffer by this arrangement, nor was the home life

apparently put much out of gear. Sometimes the sub-postmaster marries a

female assistant, and I read in a service paper this touching confession

of one of the inconveniences arising from such an act: “My wife is also

my first assistant, and during the first three years of our married life

we obtained our holidays together. Last year, however, exception was

taken to this by the Surveyor, who stated my wife ought to take charge

during my absence on annual leave. I appealed to the Secretary, _and the

decision went against me_.” I think “the decision went against _me_” is

a very pretty touch.

The sub-postmistress is of course often one of the village folk herself,

and she is frequently exposed to gossip and unworthy suspicions. The

lady who had charge of a certain village post office was strongly

suspected of tampering with parcels entrusted to her care. If anything

went wrong with them in any part of the Kingdom she was to blame. One

day a rosy-cheeked youngster, dressed in his best clothes, entered the

post office and carefully laid a huge slice of iced cake on the counter.

“With my sister the bride's compliments, and will you please eat as much

as you can.”

The sub-postmistress smiled delightedly. “How very kind of the bride to

remember me. Did she know of my weakness for wedding-cake?”

“She did,” answered the youngster coolly, “and she thought she'd send

yer a bit of it this afternoon, just to take the edge off yer appetite

before she posted boxes to her friends.”

Rightly or wrongly the rural post office is supposed to know all the

secrets and scandals of the neighbourhood. When private information

leaks out, it is usually the post office which is suspected. And

especially is this the case when there are women at the post office.

Sometimes the interest in the affairs of the village is quite open. A

woman enters a rural post office.

“Anything for me?” she asks.

_Rural Postmaster._ I don't see nothen'.

_Woman._ I was expectin' a letter or postcard from Aunt Spriggs tellin'

when she was comin'.

_Rural Postmaster_ (_calling to his wife_). Did you see a postcard from

Mrs. Hayfork's aunt, Sally?

_His Wife._ Yes; she's comin' on Thursday.

In the _Christian World_ of the 20th September 1901 there appeared an

excellent description of the village post office in an article entitled

“The Scottish Coast Village.” “The real centre of the world for us is

the village post office. It does everything except the one thing which

is supposed to be the duty of a post office—distribute the letters. That

is done from a neighbouring village by a five-mile-an-hour-easy postman,

who when he has delivered our letters and returned to his own office a

mile and a half away has still a thirteen-mile tramp amongst the

scattered farms. Summer and winter, through snow and mud, in burning

heat or freezing cold, he fulfils his daily task, and has never missed a

mail nor caught a cold.

“But if our post office does not distribute the letters it would be

difficult to name anything else which it will not do. There the chance

tourist leaves his bicycle and waterproof while he looks round the

village and has a dip in the sea; thither turns the inquirer after lost

property or the fine weather which will not come; groceries, draperies,

stationery, tobacco, all are found among its exhaustible stores;

anything will be provided within reasonable time, and 'prescriptions are

carefully made up' at forty-eight hours' notice from the country town

twelve miles away. The postmaster and shop-keeper is one of those

willing, handy men, often found in such positions, who are the acting

representatives of Providence to the helpless visitor. He will take any

amount of trouble for you; never loses his temper amid the

thousand-and-one inquiries which assail him all the day long; and gives

up part of his Sabbath rest—well earned—to leading the singing of the

village choir. This he does with an accompaniment of the foot which

ensures excellent time, though in itself a little disconcerting.”

There are hundreds of village post offices which would answer to this

description; we all go straight to the post office when in a strange

place, if we are in the slightest difficulty. The post office is there

“On his Majesty's Service” to get us out of trouble. Unhappy is the

village without a post office. Yet there is, or was until recently, a

village on the edge of the Norfolk marshlands where there was no doctor

for seven miles, no telegraph office for delivery within five miles, and

where, until a very late date, the only village post-box was a slit in a

hollow elm against the churchyard. In such villages as this, the news of

the world comes through the postman. If he has no letter to deliver in

the place, the news as well as he stops away.

Writing in 1897, the author of the delightful _Pages from a Private

Diary_ spoke of the effect of the increase of postal facilities on the

sluggish-minded country-folk.

“People who are accustomed to the business-like promptitude of the young

men and maidens in town offices have little idea of the casual way in

which things are managed with us. A month or two since, having to

register a letter containing a small present for the golden wedding of

an old friend which had reached me too late for our own despatch, I

drove to a village on the railway where the mails leave a few hours

later. The following dialogue ensued:—

“_Postmaster._ Do you know how old I am?

“_I._ No; are you seventy-five?

“_Postmaster._ Seventy-five! I'm as old as Mr. Gladstone. Don't look it,

don't I? No, I mayn't look it, but I am. I've been postmaster here for

fifty years or more. Yes, I ain't so young as I have-a-been. Good-day,

sir.

“_I._ But I want a letter registered.

“_Postmaster._ Registered! Well, I hardly know how. You see, I'm an old

man now. Oh yes! I've registered 'em in my day, but I don't somehow like

the responsibility. No, I don't feel as if at my age I ought to take the

responsibility. You see I've been postmaster here man and boy for....

“In the end I had to take the letter home again.”

There is one thing which you will rarely obtain in a rural post office,

and that is incivility. This as a rule is associated with “the

business-like promptitude of the young men and maidens in town offices,”

and the country postmaster's manners are often superior to his

intelligence.

The smaller the place, the more limited, of course, is the field of

selection by the authorities. Let me give one or two specimens of the

applications for appointment which are received.

“DEAR SIR,—I see you have two vacancies for two sub-postmasters, and I

feel I should very much like to become one. Would you kindly let me

know where they are situated and what money is allowed. I have money

and I have brains, and I pride myself as being straightforward,

honest, and true, with purity of soul, simplicity of mind, and honesty

of purpose.”

This man had, no doubt, painted from his own model a picture of the

ideal country postmaster as conceived by the poet and the literary man

who, writing in Fleet Street, dream of the sanctifying influence of the

countryside. But the inhuman Department declined to take the man at his

own valuation, and his qualifications were not considered sufficient.

Here is another:—

“DEAR SIR,—I rite to aplie for the applacation for the Post Office

seeing the Bill out an I have sold the stampes now as good five years

now an I should be please to take the Office up from yours truly——”

I now give an application from a woman who was conscious of her

educational failings but suggested a way by which they could be

circumvented:—

“SIR,—I hear that E—— T—— is done with the care of the Post Office and

I ofer myself as a candate for the ofice through the Rev. —— i am a

widow and as a shop and I have a grand daughter stoping with me a good

scholar.

“I remain &c.”

This is an application which would be seriously considered by the

Department: the grand-daughter would be the stand-by of the post office.

It is often asked, Why does not the Post Office demand Civil Service

certificates from all its officers? The question, of course, is simply

one of expense. The employment of persons with a higher standard of

education would mean a higher rate of payment, and this would lessen the

annual contribution which the Post Office makes to the Treasury. There

can be little doubt, however, that the multifarious duties which are now

thrown on the village post office are a severe strain on the uneducated

official, and he causes an infinitude of trouble at the Head Office,

which has to rectify his mistakes. This is the sort of thing which

frequently occurs. A sub-postmaster was asked why he accepted the

signature of a certain Nurse Jones as witness to an important document.

His instructions were that the document must be signed in the presence

of a commissioner for oaths or a notary public. He replied: “Nurse Jones

is one of a body of nurses who is _well known_ in the neighbourhood.

Nurse Jones was therefore regarded as a notary public.”

But even with the drawback of possessing so many agents who belong to

the half-educated and quarter-educated classes, the Post Office gets a

good deal out of its country officers. Many possess plenty of shrewdness

and native intelligence, and business is got through with or without the

help of the regulations. They are sometimes not to be side-tracked even

by a railway company. There was at a certain date some irregularity in

the mail service in the Romney Marsh district. The local official

explained “that on Friday last the mails were only got off by running

after the train, and to-day in the same manner. On Saturday we failed to

catch up the train.” Evidently the South-Eastern and Chatham Railway

were beginning to accelerate their train service.

There remains to be considered the village post office itself, and post

office architecture is usually a rather painful subject. The modern

standard post office is obviously built for utility, and little regard

is paid to what fits in with the spirit of the place. But there are

hundreds of village post offices all over the United Kingdom which are

the delight of the artist and the tourist. Just as a hymn or a psalm

seems to contain an added beauty because of the feeling in the singer

that it has perhaps brought joy and consolation to men and women through

the centuries, so the little gabled cottage or shop covered with ivy

appeals to us not only through its beauty but through its long

connection with the joys and sorrows of the village. Those of us who

have visited Tintagel know the cottage called the “old post office.” It

is of the fourteenth century, small but commodious; it has a fireplace

which is so constructed that the inhabitants could sit round the fire

without being betrayed by the light to passers-by. It is fitted up with

conveniences for the use of smugglers. And over all stretch great roof

timbers black with the smoke of ages. That, however, is a disused post

office; there are beautiful offices still to be found, especially in our

southern villages, and every lover of the country-side demands of the

Post Office authorities that the standard pattern should be confined to

the suburbs and the new townships. We will willingly put up with a

village postmaster who indulges in euphonious spelling if they leave us

our pretty ivy-clad post office full of associations which bind it to

the village.

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