THE GALLANT TAILOR

ONE summer morning a little tailor was sitting on his board near the

window, and working cheerfully with all his might, when an old woman

came down the street crying,

"Good jelly to sell! good jelly to sell!"

The cry sounded pleasant in the little tailor's ears, so he put his head

out of the window, and called out,

"Here, my good woman--come here, if you want a customer."

So the poor woman climbed the steps with her heavy basket, and was

obliged to unpack and display all her pots to the tailor. He looked at

every one of them, and lifting all the lids, applied his nose to each,

and said at last,

"The jelly seems pretty good; you may weigh me out four half ounces, or

I don't mind having a quarter of a pound."

The woman, who had expected to find a good customer, gave him what he

asked for, but went off angry and grumbling.

"This jelly is the very thing for me," cried the little tailor; "it will

give me strength and cunning;" and he took down the bread from the

cupboard, cut a whole round of the loaf, and spread the jelly on it,

laid it near him, and went on stitching more gallantly than ever. All

the while the scent of the sweet jelly was spreading throughout the

room, where there were quantities of flies, who were attracted by it and

flew to partake.

"Now then, who asked you to come?" said the tailor, and drove the

unbidden guests away. But the flies, not understanding his language,

were not to be got rid of like that, and returned in larger numbers than

before. Then the tailor, not being able to stand it any longer, took

from his chimney-corner a ragged cloth, and saying,

"Now, I'll let you have it!" beat it among them unmercifully. When he

ceased, and counted the slain, he found seven lying dead before him.

"This is indeed somewhat," he said, wondering at his own gallantry; "the

whole town shall know this."

So he hastened to cut out a belt, and he stitched it, and put on it in

large capitals "Seven at one blow!"

"--The town, did I say!" said the little tailor; "the whole world shall

know it!" And his heart quivered with joy, like a lamb's tail.

The tailor fastened the belt round him, and began to think of going out

into the world, for his workshop seemed too small for his worship. So he

looked about in all the house for something that it would be useful to

take with him, but he found nothing but an old cheese, which he put in

his pocket. Outside the door he noticed that a bird had got caught in

the bushes, so he took that and put it in his pocket with the cheese.

Then he set out gallantly on his way, and as he was light and active he

felt no fatigue. The way led over a mountain, and when he reached the

topmost peak he saw a terrible giant sitting there, and looking about

him at his ease. The tailor went bravely up to him, called out to him,

and said,

"Comrade, good day! there you sit looking over the wide world! I am on

the way thither to seek my fortune: have you a fancy to go with me?"

The giant looked at the tailor contemptuously, and said,

"You little rascal! you miserable fellow!"

"That may be!" answered the little tailor, and undoing his coat he

showed the giant his belt; "you can read there whether I am a man or

not!"

The giant read: "Seven at one blow!" and thinking it meant men that the

tailor had killed, felt at once more respect for the little fellow. But

as he wanted to prove him, he took up a stone and squeezed it so hard

that water came out of it.

"Now you can do that," said the giant,--"that is, if you have the

strength for it."

"That's not much," said the little tailor, "I call that play," and he

put his hand in his pocket and took out the cheese and squeezed it, so

that the whey ran out of it.

"Well," said he, "what do you think of that?"

The giant did not know what to say to it, for he could not have believed

it of the little man. Then the giant took up a stone and threw it so

high that it was nearly out of sight.

"Now, little fellow, suppose you do that!"

"Well thrown," said the tailor; "but the stone fell back to earth

again,--I will throw you one that will never come back." So he felt in

his pocket, took out the bird, and threw it into the air. And the bird,

when it found itself at liberty, took wing, flew off, and returned no

more.

"What do you think of that, comrade?" asked the tailor.

"There is no doubt that you can throw," said the giant; "but we will see

if you can carry."

He led the little tailor to a mighty oak-tree which had been felled, and

was lying on the ground, and said,

"Now, if you are strong enough, help me to carry this tree out of the

wood."

"Willingly," answered the little man; "you take the trunk on your

shoulders, I will take the branches with all their foliage, that is much

the most difficult."

So the giant took the trunk on his shoulders, and the tailor seated

himself on a branch, and the giant, who could not see what he was doing,

had the whole tree to carry, and the little man on it as well. And the

little man was very cheerful and merry, and whistled the tune: "_There

were three tailors riding by_," as if carrying the tree was mere child's

play. The giant, when he had struggled on under his heavy load a part of

the way, was tired out, and cried,

"Look here, I must let go the tree!"

The tailor jumped off quickly, and taking hold of the tree with both

arms, as if he were carrying it, said to the giant,

"You see you can't carry the tree though you are such a big fellow!"

They went on together a little farther, and presently they came to a

cherry-tree, and the giant took hold of the topmost branches, where the

ripest fruit hung, and pulling them downwards, gave them to the tailor

to hold, bidding him eat. But the little tailor was much too weak to

hold the tree, and as the giant let go, the tree sprang back, and the

tailor was caught up into the air. And when he dropped down again

without any damage, the giant said to him,

"How is this? haven't you strength enough to hold such a weak sprig as

that?"

"It is not strength that is lacking," answered the little tailor; "how

should it to one who has slain seven at one blow! I just jumped over the

tree because the hunters are shooting down there in the bushes. You jump

it too, if you can."

The giant made the attempt, and not being able to vault the tree, he

remained hanging in the branches, so that once more the little tailor

got the better of him. Then said the giant,

"As you are such a gallant fellow, suppose you come with me to our den,

and stay the night."

The tailor was quite willing, and he followed him. When they reached the

den there sat some other giants by the fire, and each had a roasted

sheep in his hand, and was eating it. The little tailor looked round and

thought,

"There is more elbow-room here than in my workshop."

And the giant showed him a bed, and told him he had better lie down upon

it and go to sleep. The bed was, however, too big for the tailor, so he

did not stay in it, but crept into a corner to sleep. As soon as it was

midnight the giant got up, took a great staff of iron and beat the bed

through with one stroke, and supposed he had made an end of that

grasshopper of a tailor. Very early in the morning the giants went into

the wood and forgot all about the little tailor, and when they saw him

coming after them alive and merry, they were terribly frightened, and,

thinking he was going to kill them, they ran away in all haste.

So the little tailor marched on, always following his nose. And after he

had gone a great way he entered the courtyard belonging to a King's

palace, and there he felt so overpowered with fatigue that he lay down

and fell asleep. In the meanwhile came various people, who looked at him

very curiously, and read on his belt, "Seven at one blow!"

"Oh!" said they, "why should this great lord come here in time of peace?

what a mighty champion he must be."

Then they went and told the King about him, and they thought that if war

should break out what a worthy and useful man he would be, and that he

ought not to be allowed to depart at any price. The King then summoned

his council, and sent one of his courtiers to the little tailor to beg

him, so soon as he should wake up, to consent to serve in the King's

army. So the messenger stood and waited at the sleeper's side until his

limbs began to stretch, and his eyes to open, and then he carried his

answer back. And the answer was,

"That was the reason for which I came," said the little tailor, "I am

ready to enter the King's service."

So he was received into it very honourably, and a separate dwelling set

apart for him.

But the rest of the soldiers were very much set against the little

tailor, and they wished him a thousand miles away.

"What shall be done about it?" they said among themselves; "if we pick a

quarrel and fight with him then seven of us will fall at each blow. That

will be of no good to us."

So they came to a resolution, and went all together to the King to ask

for their discharge.

"We never intended," said they, "to serve with a man who kills seven at

a blow."

The King felt sorry to lose all his faithful servants because of one

man, and he wished that he had never seen him, and would willingly get

rid of him if he might. But he did not dare to dismiss the little tailor

for fear he should kill all the King's people, and place himself upon

the throne. He thought a long while about it, and at last made up his

mind what to do. He sent for the little tailor, and told him that as he

was so great a warrior he had a proposal to make to him. He told him

that in a wood in his dominions dwelt two giants, who did great damage

by robbery, murder, and fire, and that no man durst go near them for

fear of his life. But that if the tailor should overcome and slay both

these giants the King would give him his only daughter in marriage, and

half his kingdom as dowry, and that a hundred horsemen should go with

him to give him assistance.

"That would be something for a man like me!" thought the little tailor,

"a beautiful princess and half a kingdom are not to be had every day,"

and he said to the King,

"Oh yes, I can soon overcome the giants, and yet have no need of the

hundred horsemen; he who can kill seven at one blow has no need to be

afraid of two."

So the little tailor set out, and the hunched horsemen followed him.

When he came to the border of the wood he said to his escort,

"Stay here while I go to attack the giants."

Then he sprang into the wood, and looked about him right and left. After

a while he caught sight of the two giants; they were lying down under a

tree asleep, and snoring so that all the branches shook. The little

tailor, all alive, filled both his pockets with stones and climbed up

into the tree, and made his way to an overhanging bough, so that he

could seat himself just above the sleepers; and from there he let one

stone after another fall on the chest of one of the giants. For a long

time the giant was quite unaware of this, but at last he waked up and

pushed his comrade, and said,

"What are you hitting me for?"

"You are dreaming," said the other, "I am not touching you." And they

composed themselves again to sleep, and the tailor let fall a stone on

the other giant.

"What can that be?" cried he, "what are you casting at me?"

"I am casting nothing at you," answered the first, grumbling.

They disputed about it for a while, but as they were tired, they gave it

up at last, and their eyes closed once more. Then the little tailor

began his game anew, picked out a heavier stone and threw it down with

force upon the first giant's chest.

"This is too much!" cried he, and sprang up like a madman and struck his

companion such a blow that the tree shook above them. The other paid him

back with ready coin, and they fought with such fury that they tore up

trees by their roots to use for weapons against each other, so that at

last they both of them lay dead upon the ground. And now the little

tailor got down.

"Another piece of luck!" said he,--"that the tree I was sitting in did

not get torn up too, or else I should have had to jump like a squirrel

from one tree to another."

Then he drew his sword and gave each of the giants a few hacks in the

breast, and went back to the horsemen and said,

"The deed is done, I have made an end of both of them: but it went hard

with me, in the struggle they rooted up trees to defend themselves, but

it was of no use, they had to do with a man who can kill seven at one

blow."

"Then are you not wounded?" asked the horsemen.

"Nothing of the sort!" answered the tailor, "I have not turned a hair."

The horsemen still would not believe it, and rode into the wood to see,

and there they found the giants wallowing in their blood, and all about

them lying the uprooted trees.

The little tailor then claimed the promised boon, but the King repented

him of his offer, and he sought again how to rid himself of the hero.

"Before you can possess my daughter and the half of my kingdom," said he

to the tailor, "you must perform another heroic act. In the wood lives a

unicorn who does great damage; you must secure him."

"A unicorn does not strike more terror into me than two giants. Seven at

one blow!--that is my way," was the tailor's answer.

So, taking a rope and an axe with him, he went out into the wood, and

told those who were ordered to attend him to wait outside. He had not

far to seek, the unicorn soon came out and sprang at him, as if he would

make an end of him without delay. "Softly, softly," said he, "most

haste, worst speed," and remained standing until the animal came quite

near, then he slipped quietly behind a tree. The unicorn ran with all

his might against the tree and stuck his horn so deep into the trunk

that he could not get it out again, and so was taken.

"Now I have you," said the tailor, coming out from behind the tree, and,

putting the rope round the unicorn's neck, he took the axe, set free the

horn, and when all his party were assembled he led forth the animal and

brought it to the King.

The King did not yet wish to give him the promised reward, and set him a

third task to do. Before the wedding could take place the tailor was to

secure a wild boar which had done a great deal of damage in the wood.

The huntsmen were to accompany him.

"All right," said the tailor, "this is child's play."

But he did not take the huntsmen into the wood, and they were all the

better pleased, for the wild boar had many a time before received them

in such a way that they had no fancy to disturb him. When the boar

caught sight of the tailor he ran at him with foaming mouth and gleaming

tusks to bear him to the ground, but the nimble hero rushed into a

chapel which chanced to be near, and jumped quickly out of a window on

the other side. The boar ran after him, and when he got inside the door

shut after him, and there he was imprisoned, for the creature was too

big and unwieldy to jump out of the window too. Then the little tailor

called the huntsmen that they might see the prisoner with their own

eyes; and then he betook himself to the king, who now, whether he liked

it or not, was obliged to fulfil his promise, and give him his daughter

and the half of his kingdom. But if he had known that the great warrior

was only a little tailor he would have taken it still more to heart. So

the wedding was celebrated with great splendour and little joy, and the

tailor was made into a king.

One night the young queen heard her husband talking in his sleep and

saying,

"Now boy, make me that waistcoat and patch me those breeches, or I will

lay my yard measure about your shoulders!"

And so, as she perceived of what low birth her husband was, she went to

her father the next morning and told him all, and begged him to set her

free from a man who was nothing better than a tailor. The king bade her

be comforted, saying,

"To-night leave your bedroom door open, my guard shall stand outside,

and when he is asleep they shall come in and bind him and carry him off

to a ship, and he shall be sent to the other side of the world."

So the wife felt consoled, but the king's water-bearer, who had been

listening all the while, went to the little tailor and disclosed to him

the whole plan.

"I shall put a stop to all this," said he.

At night he lay down as usual in bed, and when his wife thought that he

was asleep, she got up, opened the door and lay down again. The little

tailor, who only made believe to be asleep, began to murmur plainly,

"Now, boy, make me that waistcoat and patch me those breeches, or I will

lay my yard measure about your shoulders! I have slain seven at one

blow, killed two giants, caught a unicorn, and taken a wild boar, and

shall I be afraid of those who are standing outside my room door?"

And when they heard the tailor say this, a great fear seized them; they

fled away as if they had been wild hares, and none of them would venture

to attack him.

And so the little tailor all his lifetime remained a king.

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