CHAPTER XXXIII.

HOSTILITIES AT TABLE.

Culinary education of the soldier-pupils--Meeting with Miss

Nightingale--Reforms in the hospitals--Testimonials--Miss

Nightingale’s carriage rescued--That lady’s exertions--Her

faith--General Lüders’s visits--Marshal Pelissier--Grand

ceremonies--Trip to Yalta--The _Alar_--A peculiar position--Rescued

at last--A pleasant excursion--Prince Woronzoff’s palace--Dinner at

sea--Outside the harbour--The banquet--Wanted at head-quarters--A

new dish--“The great Macédoine à l’Alexandre II., or the Contrast

of Peace and War”--Decorations--Reviews--The festival--Reflections.

As two or three months had still to elapse before the final evacuation

of the Crimea took place, I employed the interval in completing the

culinary education of my soldier-pupils, anxious that they might be able

to confer the benefit of my instructions upon others, when the remainder

of the stoves should be issued either at home or abroad. By the aid of

my receipts, which were to be printed upon parchment, framed, and hung

up in every barrack kitchen, the cooks could not fail in the proper

performance of their duties. I very much regret that, owing to some

misunderstanding, one or two regiments did not receive my personal

attendance, though I believe they had the stoves. To the colonels of

those regiments I beg to offer this as an apology for the apparent

neglect, which I assure those gentlemen I can only attribute to some

oversight on the part of those I employed to see the stoves shifted from

one regiment to the other. It was no easy matter to traverse such an

immense space of ground, upon which above forty regiments were encamped;

and the difficulty was increased by my having to deal with different

persons in each. Although I had several of my own men to go about and

assist me, I was the responsible person; and all I have to say is, that

from six or seven in the morning till night, their humble servant was on

horseback, reviewing his various regiments, which, for a bad cavalier,

was a great exertion, especially after so severe an illness. Yet to that

exertion I believe I owe my recovery, as it enabled me gradually to get

the better of a most violent attack of dysentery, which had at one time

reduced me so low, that the following civilian doctors, who were my

neighbours at Scutari--viz., Messrs. Burn, Howard, and Fraser--were

almost inclined to give me up.

Upon my arrival at Balaklava I met Miss Nightingale, who had left

Scutari a few days previous to my departure from that place, in order to

take the management of two new hospitals, under the superintendence of

Dr. Taylor, my Scutari culinary friend. He told me that, to his sorrow,

he had completely failed in the construction of the kitchen in those

Crimean hospitals, on account of not being able to obtain the necessary

utensils, &c. I immediately proposed to set this to rights for him, as I

had to build two new extra-diet kitchens at Miss Nightingale’s request.

Dr. Taylor accepted my offer, and in less than a week both kitchens were

satisfactorily completed, and they were also in full activity. In the

extra-diet kitchens Miss Nightingale’s new stoves were adopted. The

establishment called the Left Wing Hospital was in charge of the Sisters

of Charity; the other, called the Right Wing, in that of Miss Stuart, a

most excellent lady, and although of high family, subordinate to Miss

Nightingale. During a period of six months, she rendered the greatest

service, by ably assisting that lady in her exertions.

I substituted my caldrons for the old ones in the large hospital

kitchens. Slight wooden sheds were built to shelter them; and the

establishments, at last complete, formed two of the most elegant,

cleanly, and useful hospital kitchens in the camp--burning but little

wood, instead of always running short, as was the case when the common

caldrons, placed upon two stones in a dark stone building which could

never be kept clean, were in use. They met with the approval of both

Drs. Hall and Taylor. I explained to these gentlemen, that with those

stoves and a few planks, an excellent hospital or camp-kitchen could

easily be made, instead of the very inferior ones before in use; and

that for an army of a hundred thousand men or more, it would only be

necessary to increase the number, as the stoves would never get out of

repair, and might easily be carried with the army, either on mules, or

by any other conveyance which the Land Transport Corps might adopt.

The two following letters confirm the truth of my assertions. The one is

from Miss Nightingale, and the other from Dr. Taylor:--

SCUTARI BARRACK HOSPITAL, _July 28th, 1856_.

I have great pleasure in bearing my testimony to the very essential

usefulness of Monsieur Soyer, who, first in the General Hospitals

of Scutari, and afterwards in the Camp Hospitals of the Crimea,

both general and regimental, restored order where all was

unavoidable confusion, as far as he was individually able,--took

the soldiers’ rations and patients’ diets as they were, and

converted them into wholesome and agreeable food.

I have tried his stoves in the Crimean hospitals where I have been

employed, and found them answer every purpose of economy and

efficiency.

FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE.

Monsieur Soyer’s cooking-stoves have been solely used in the Right

and Left Wing Hospitals, Light Infantry Corps, during the last

three months for the regimental hospital diets, for which they are

admirably adapted as regards despatch, cleanliness, and economy.

G. TAYLOR, M.D.,

_S. Surgeon, 1st Class_.

_Crimea, 5th July, 1856._

It was on the way to these hospitals that the vehicle conveying Miss

Nightingale and her nurses was upset, and they all had a most miraculous

escape. It was drawn by a mule, and no doubt driven by a donkey, who

drove over a large stone, and thus caused the accident.

One of the nurses was severely wounded. After this accident, Colonel

Macmurdo gave Miss Nightingale the carriage, a sketch of which appeared

in the _Illustrated London News_ of the 30th August, 1856. Upon leaving

the Crimea, after a long search, I succeeded in rescuing it from the

hands of some Tartar Jews, as I considered it a precious relic for

present and future generations. The Jews were going to purchase it the

next day among a lot of common carts, harness, horses, &c. I called upon

Colonel Evans, of the Light Infantry Corps, and spoke to him upon the

subject, when he kindly allowed me to purchase it. I sent it to England

by the _Argo_, and the sketch was taken on board that ship by Landells,

the artist of that journal. It arrived and was safely landed at

Southampton; and Mr. Andrews, the mayor of that city, very kindly

allowed the carriage to remain in his warehouse till my return to

England.

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The extraordinary exertions Miss Nightingale imposed upon herself after

receiving this carriage would have been perfectly incredible, if not

witnessed by many and well ascertained. I can vouch for the fact, having

frequently accompanied her to the hospitals as well as to the monastery.

The return from these places at night was a very dangerous experiment,

as the road led across a very uneven country. It was still more perilous

when snow was upon the ground. I have seen that lady stand for hours at

the top of a bleak rocky mountain near the hospitals, giving her

instructions, while the snow was falling heavily. I observed this to

the Rev. Mr. Holt, who accompanied her almost daily as her clerical

orderly, as he called himself, and he admitted that it was very

imprudent on her part. All one could say to her on the subject was so

kindly received, that you concluded you had persuaded her to take more

care of herself. Yet she always went on in the same way, having probably

forgotten good advice in her anxiety for the comfort of the sick.

I often warned her of the danger she incurred in returning so late at

night, with no other escort than the driver. She answered by a smile,

which seemed to say, “You may be right, but I have faith.” So impressed

was I with a sense of the magnitude of the danger she was daily

incurring, that I addressed a letter to a noble duchess, who, I knew,

had much influence with her.

It was reported that the Russian general, Lüders, intended to pay

Marshal Pelissier a visit at the French head-quarters, and that the

general and his Staff were to be received at the Tchernaya Bridge at

seven in the morning. As I had that day to go to the Highland Brigade at

Kamara, accompanied by one of my cooks, we started at five; and after

receiving the popottes at the various regiments, I left my artiste and

galloped to the bridge.

I found about thirty thousand troops drawn up in line, extending from

the bridge to General Pelissier’s head-quarters. After the salvo of

artillery, a most warm reception was given by General MacMahon to

General Lüders, both commanders-in-chief remaining at the French

head-quarters to receive him. The cavalcade, consisting of French and

Russians, set off at a hard gallop along the line of French troops,

which extended about four miles. The discharges of cannon and the firing

of musketry never ceased. The day was a brilliant one, and the sun’s

rays glittered upon the helmets, swords, cuirasses, and bayonets,

reflecting myriads of diamonds in the air. The various uniforms of the

Staff which accompanied General Lüders, and in particular that of the

Cosaques du Don, gave to this martial and animated scene an _éclat_

hardly ever witnessed even at the grandest review, which is generally

held on a flat surface, this being cheerfully accidented by hillock and

dale. On such occasions, the army is generally formed in square, instead

of being in a long line eight files deep on one side only, as on the

occasion to which I now refer. The reception by General Pelissier was

brilliant, and worthy of that offered to him on the Mackenzie Heights a

few days previous.

Amongst the excursions we had projected was one which had been some time

pending. It was to be a trip to Yalta by water, where we intended to

spend a couple of days. A vessel had been provided, the provisions were

ordered, and guests in abundance were invited. A series of fine days had

followed, and the whole management was placed in the hands of the person

with whom the idea of the excursion originated, the Rev. Mr. Parker.

What man amongst the numbers in the Crimea did not know that

distinguished, enterprising, and worthy man? His fame extended far and

wide, and he was equally celebrated for his benevolence and

intelligence; and he never saw a difficulty in anything he undertook,

from the building of a church to an hospital, a hut, kitchen, or an

ice-house. Workmen and materials were found by him, people hardly knew

how or where. Under his clerical wand, wooden palaces were erected, not

without difficulty, but still the work was accomplished. If any good

provisions arrived in the harbour, the worthy minister was the first to

hear of it, and, to oblige his friends, made all inquiries and obtained

every information respecting price and quality. Like all clever men, he

was fond of good living, and was not at all a bad judge of the good

things of this life. It was during the time that he officiated at

Balaklava, that the church, which once had the appearance of a barn, was

changed into a handsome religious edifice. Sebastopol had fallen, and,

as a trophy, one of the bells of the Greek church ornamented his

building, and called the faithful to their duty as regularly as the peal

of any parish church. He was, in fact, the perfection of the _aumônier

du régiment_; but, as in the case of all great geniuses, now and then,

success was followed by failure, and victory by defeat--which the

following will prove.

The day for the excursion had been fixed, postponed, and was again

decided upon. For this change of plan I cannot account; no doubt it was

owing to some unavoidable cause. At length the day was finally settled;

there was to be no more postponing--off we must go. Our vessel was

called the _Alar_, and she belonged to Mr. Crockford. As she was very

small and short of accommodation, she was soon filled above and below.

The evening before we were to start, the news of a great event for the

following day was published in General Orders. It was to the effect that

General Lüders would honour General Codrington with his presence at a

grand review. This favour was not so highly appreciated by the nautical

tourists as by their gallant Commander-in-chief, as at that time it

materially interfered with their anticipated excursion. At all events, a

serious discussion took place as to whether the excursion would or would

not be postponed on that account. The answer “would not!” resounded in

the camp from regiment to regiment, like a _mot d’ordre_, and the final

order to all was, not to be on board a minute after eight o’clock; but

the _Alar_, by way of punctuality, started at half-past seven. I sent

two of my cooks to the vessel, but they never saw anything of the boat.

A few minutes before eight o’clock, the Rev. Mr. Parker, myself, and

others, got into a Maltese boat to join the steamer; instead of which,

the steamer joined us. Not thanking either the _Alar_ nor her captain

for their trouble in coming to us instead of allowing us to go to them,

the reverend gentleman and three more bravely boarded her, and in so

doing kicked our bark away, and left us, in consequence of the swell

caused by the motion of the paddle-wheels, very unsafely dancing an

entirely new hornpipe in the harbour of Balaklava. At last, by the

assistance of a large wave which nearly capsized us all, I managed to

get hold of the man-rope by one hand; this happened to be the left one,

so I could not raise myself on board, and there I was left hanging over

the infuriated waves, the vessel all the while increasing her speed. As

a precaution in walking through the wet fields, I had put on my

India-rubber boots, which dipping in the water, soon became as slippery

as a second-hand leech which will not take or bite at anything. The

confusion on board the vessel, already a wreck, having been just

dismasted in a serious collision with a larger steamer, prevented the

people on board from perceiving my perilous position. My strength was

rapidly becoming exhausted, and I must in a second or two have fallen

into the water, when a reverend gentleman, whose name I regret to say I

cannot recall, saw the imminent danger in which I was placed, and

rescued me. Thanks to his assistance, I managed to lay hold of another

rope with my right hand. I fancied I could travel miles in that

position, it appeared to be so safe. Other assistance arrived, and a few

minutes after I was hauled upon deck, scrambling amongst the wreck and

loose ropes. A friendly voice addressed me with, “Hallo, Soyer! you are

behind time.”

I replied, “I should have preferred being later still, and not have come

at all.”

When the incident was known on board, it caused much merriment among our

fellow-adventurers. As we were going on pleasure, all were allowed to

laugh at the various adventures, as well as misadventures, of the party

so I laughed, and all laughed, soon afterwards, and very heartily. We

were no sooner out of the harbour, than the good ship _Alar_, which had

not received her proper quantum of breakfast or ballast in her wooden or

iron stomach, began her hanky-panky rolling tricks, which never ceased

from the time we started till our return. Breakfast was ready and upon

the table; but, for some unaccountable reason, no one appeared ready for

breakfast. As we were out upon a pleasure excursion, each person was at

liberty to enjoy himself in his own way. Some did this by remaining upon

deck, others by looking overboard, &c., till at length the generous sun,

taking pity upon us, threw out his beams and guided us round the

beautiful rocky coast of the Balaklava and Lukan shores. A few glasses

of champagne were circulated, healths were pledged, and everything got

cheerful and lively; and the joy had even extended to some of the ladies

on board.

Indeed, reader, I have not yet had time to introduce our fair companions

to your notice; but I will do so shortly. Some of them actually went so

far as to ask me what I thought was good for dinner. “Upon my word,”

said I to my fair interlocutor, “I do not know what will be good, madam,

but I’ll tell you what will be bad. Look behind you at that black cloud

which seems to follow us so closely: I have no doubt that is a squall

coming, which will soon spoil our bill of fare as well as our

appetites.”

In about half-an-hour we came in sight of the beautiful Palace of Lukan,

belonging to Prince Woronzoff. A short time before, we had anticipated

landing and being able to dine in the gardens. This was rendered

impossible, as the weather had assumed a very tempestuous aspect, and

bore every appearance of a violent storm. Many began to think of a

second wreck, and quite lost the idea of dining. The steamer was put

about in a very unsociable gale of wind, which, thank God, dropped

shortly after, and allowed us, after several attempts, to return safely

to our harbour. This, considering the state the _Alar_ was in after the

accident she had met with, she ought not to have left, especially upon a

pleasure-trip.

My friend, Mr. Frederick Crockford, who so kindly lent his boat,

assisted me, and we set to work during our stormy return to prepare the

dinner, which we had decided should be got ready, although almost every

one on board was ill. So we began our fantastic and gymnastic culinary

exertions by looking up the stores; and by dint of a wonderful amount of

animal and physical perseverance, we managed to dish up two turkeys, a

number of fowls, hams, roast lamb, tongues, roast beef, plum-puddings,

salad, dessert, &c. &c., and cut bread enough for more than _à

discrétion_. The reader will please to observe that it was by this time

late in the afternoon, and the _Alar_ sylph was rolling quite

sufficiently to prevent any willing turkey from remaining upon the

dish, when a tremendous wave came to its aid, and sent three parts of

our luxuries rolling about the cabin-floor, breaking no end of plates,

dishes, bottles, glasses, &c. Fortunately, our dinner was not lost, as

we knew where it was--rolling to and fro on the wet cabin-floor, playing

at the don’t-you-wish-you-may-get-me game. Mr. Crockford and myself had

succeeded in making a semi-monster lobster salad, which for safety he

had held on to all the time, almost at the peril of his valuable life,

he being knocked about fearfully against the cabin-boards and bulkheads.

At last we made the harbour. It was nearly dusk; and not being expected

back so soon, nor even the next day, we were kept dancing for above an

hour at the entrance. No doubt, this was done to sharpen our appetites.

A rumour was circulated that we should not be allowed to enter at all,

the _Alar_ being a merchant-vessel. This was our fate till about six

o’clock, when signals were made for her to enter. We availed ourselves

of this permission, and in twenty minutes the two large tables were set

out _à la marinière_. Everybody was glad to partake of the most welcome

repast ever bestowed upon a party after the enjoyment of so charming a

day of pleasure. The _salade mayonnaise_ was voted excellent. Champagne

was gaily flowing in bowls, basins, teacups, goblets, &c. Healths were

proposed; her Majesty’s first--next that of the Allied armies--then that

of the Emperor of the French, Mr. Crockford’s and mine, in honour of the

_salade mayonnaise_; and a vote of thanks was returned to the Rev. Mr.

Parker, for the extremely pleasant day he had been the cause of our

enjoying, especially the dinner in the harbour he had so well provided,

which soon made us forget our nautical tribulations.

I have almost forgotten the members of the fair sex, whose health was

proposed in the first place. They had been very ill all day. About

eleven, all, except myself, had left the _Alar_ in the full conviction

of having enjoyed themselves very much indeed. Among the party, which

would have been far too numerous, had not circumstances prevented many

of those invited from making their appearance, were Commissary Drake,

lady and daughter; Mr. and Mrs. Burnett. Lady Seymour and friend, who

were to accompany the party, did not come. This is the sum-total of the

ladies present, which for the Crimea was a very fair array of the _beau

sexe_. As it was impossible for me to return to camp that evening, the

captain and Mr. Crockford offered me a bed on board. I of course jumped

at the offer. About one o’clock we were drinking a parting glass, when a

boat was heard approaching the vessel, and a voice called out--

“_Alar_ ahoy! Is Monsieur Soyer still on board?”

“Yes,” was the answer.

In a few seconds, a gentleman, whom I recognised as my friend Captain

Brown of the _Ottowa_, stepped on board.

“Hallo, captain!” I exclaimed, “what ever has brought you on board at

this time of night?”

“I will tell you. They have sent for you from head-quarters, and you

have been sought in all directions. Captain Ponsonby has been looking

everywhere for you. A grand déjeûner is to be given to-morrow in honour

of General Lüders’ visit. I happened to hear of it where I dined and

knowing the _Alar_ had returned with you on board, I have come to inform

you that your aid is required. By the bye, you were suspended a long

time this morning between wind and water: I made so sure you could not

hold on much longer, that I had one of my sailors ready to jump over and

pick you up.”

“Thanks, captain, for two eminent services in one day. I cannot,

however, go to head-quarters till morning, as I have no pony at

Balaklava.”

“All right,” said he. “Call upon Major Ross in the morning; he will let

you have all you require.”

“At daybreak I will be there.”

“Mind, the lunch is to be ready at two o’clock.”

“I shall not be able to assist much, as there will hardly be time to

turn round. However, good-night, captain, and a thousand thanks.”

“I’m off in a few hours for Constantinople,” he called out from his

boat, “and shall be back in a week. Good-bye.”

The sentinels, as usual, cried--“All’s well.” I must say, I did not

think it was all well with me. “What can I do,” said I to myself, “for

an event of historical importance?” Neither Mr. Crockford nor the

captain could assist me, when an idea struck me:--“If you can’t give me

an idea,” said I to my friends, “at any rate lend me a dish.”

“That I will,” said the captain.

“Recollect, I want a large one.”

“You had the largest for your salad yesterday.”

“That one will do; it will hold enough for twenty-five persons.

“Then here goes,” said I, writing. “To-day I shall dress in it the

_Macédoine Lüdersienne à l’Alexandre II._”

“A very good name in honour of the event,” said Mr. Crockford. “But

pray, of what is it to be composed?”

“Oh! for that,” said I, “if I were to implore the Genius of Gastronomy,

from Lucullus to Apicius and Vitellius, or Vatel to Ude and Carême, I

could get nothing from them but inspiration; while what I require is

something substantial, and not artificial. It strikes me that a word

from you to your head man at Kadikoi (as you will not be there

to-morrow) would do more for me in a few minutes than the whole of those

defunct celebrities, whom I am not now inclined to trouble upon so

material a subject. Pray give me _carte blanche_ to get anything you may

have and I require for the composition of this modern Babylon, which

must be constructed upon a base sufficiently strong to resist the joint

attack of the heads of three of the most powerful armies in the world,

and only be destroyed after having conquered the conqueror’s _place

d’armes_, the stomach, so called in military parlance.”

The order was readily given by my friend Mr. Crockford, and we then lay

down to sleep, being both completely exhausted with the fatigues of what

was called a day of pleasure. We had hardly closed our eyelids, when

morning caused them to be reopened; so up we got. My friend started for

Constantinople, and I for head-quarters. On my way I called upon Major

Ross, who kindly lent me a pony, and told me of the message left with

him. I started immediately--bought a few things in Balaklava

market--called at Crockford’s store at Donnybrook, which I ransacked and

despoiled of condiments of every description. Instead of going direct to

head-quarters, I changed my mind and went home to prepare, having

decided, as the time was so short, to produce one good dish only,

instead of several small and insignificant ones. This was, however, to

be worthy of the occasion. I was well aware that General Codrington’s

cook, under the liberal management and command of Captain Ponsonby,

would turn out something worthy of the event. Upon arriving at my hut, I

sent two of my cooks to assist him, despatched my groom on horseback to

Kamiesch for various things, and then began the construction of my

_Lüdersienne_ upon the lid of my new field-stoves, the dish I had

brought from the _Alar_ being too small.

My novel dish was completed, and carried to head-quarters by two

soldiers; and at a quarter to two I personally placed my culinary wonder

upon the table. It was called

SOYER’S CULINARY EMBLEM OF PEACE,

_The Macédoine Lüdersienne à l’Alexandre II._

This monster dish was composed of--

12 boxes of preserved lobsters

2 cases “ lampreys

2 cases “ sardines

2 bottles “ anchovies

1 case “ caviar

1 case “ sturgeon

1 case “ thunny

2 cases “ oysters

1 pound of fresh prawns

4 pounds turbot clouté

12 Russian pickled cucumbers

4 bottles “ olives

1 bottle mixed pickles

1 bottle Indian ditto

1 bottle pickled French beans

2 bottles “ mushrooms

⅓ bottle “ mangoes

2 bottles of pickled French truffles

2 cases of preserved peas

2 cases “ mixed vegetables

4 dozen cabbage lettuces

100 eggs

2 bottles of preserved cockscombs.

The sauce was composed of six bottles of salad oil, one of Tarragon

vinegar, half a bottle of Chili vinegar, two boxes of preserved

cream (whipped), four ounces of sugar, six eschalots, salt, cayenne

pepper, mustard, and a quarter of an ounce of Oriental herbs which

are quite unknown in England.

The dining-room, decorated under the artistic superintendence of Captain

Ponsonby, presented a ravishing _ensemble_ well adapted to the occasion.

It was hung, ceiling and all, with the Allied flags, to which the

Russian standard, so long absent, had been happily reinstated in the

bond of friendship and civilization. Those few pieces of printed cloth

spoke volumes to my mind. These adopted colours of different nations had

not waved together for a long while, and their playful movements, caused

by a fresh breeze, which seemed to have purified itself in passing

swiftly over the cheerful vineyard attached to head-quarters, pleased me

very much.[25] The god of war had put his seal and autograph upon them,

just in the same manner as we see a name upon a bank-note, which only

acquires value from national convenience and conventionality. Still

these rags, which the will of mighty empires had favoured with their

high regard, were so proud of their post, that they appeared to float

and flutter in the air with more grandeur than a common piece of stuff

just brought from the loom, as was the case with them before their

glorious national christening, would have done. They appeared as proud

and superior to their brothers and sisters as a race-horse is to one of

his less fortunate fellows--a cart-horse.

I was left almost alone in that ever-memorable spot (every one having

gone to the review), giving the last _coup-d’œil_, with Captain

Ponsonby and the maître d’hôtel, to the well-provided table. The

illustrious guests were momentarily expected. Volumes, indeed, could I

read in those printed sheets--symbols and emblems of glory. Upon them

seemed engraved, in letters of gold, “L’union fait la force,” and

“Regeneration instead of destruction!” Such were my sentiments on that

memorable occasion. The world at large was interested in this mighty

fusion; the end of this grand drama I could plainly read, though merely

printed upon pieces of common calico.

Professionally, I was doubly proud of the honour of contributing my mite

of industry to this California of grandeur and great events. My monster

Macédoine was placed in the centre of the table, and, though only a few

persons were present, was much admired. “In a few minutes,” said I to

myself, “those great men whose names are echoed and re-echoed throughout

the world by the trumpet-blast of fame will be here, not only gazing

upon my impromptu _chef-d’œuvre_, but, I hope, also freely partaking

of it--and, while enjoying the pleasures of the table, cementing the

sentiments of peace and of friendship.”

So much was my mind absorbed by the superficial, that I had almost

forgotten the material. The words, “the review is over, and the generals

are coming,” recalled my wandering senses. A gorgeous cavalcade was seen

approaching, headed by four generals-in-chief in full uniform, and their

respective Staffs, wearing their decorations, followed by above thirty

generals. A few minutes after, I was attending upon Generals Pelissier,

Lüders, and Sir W. Codrington, who were sitting together--General

Pelissier on the left and General Lüders on the right of Sir William.

The following persons were sitting at the same table:--General della

Marmora and Sir Colin Campbell were facing; and at the same table sat

Admiral Freemantle; Generals MacMahon, Martinprey, Wyndham, Garrett,

Barnard, Lord Rokeby, Lord W. Paulet, Cameron; Colonels Scariatini and

M. Amazzoff, aides-de-camp to General Lüders; and the aides of the other

generals.

My anticipations were realized; for no sooner had the guests taken their

seats than the conversation became more animated. I had placed at the

apex of my pyramidal Macédoine a small card, with the dedication written

upon it. Sir W. Codrington handed it to General Lüders, who, after

showing it to several of his suite, requested permission to keep it as a

reminiscence of the day. This request was granted by Sir William with a

smile.

The entreés, roasts, and the entremêts had been handed round, and a

serious attack upon my Lüdersienne commenced, almost every guest

partaking of it twice. Captain Ponsonby requested me to remove it, as

several gentlemen at the other table wished to taste it. General

Pelissier, with whom I had the honour of conversing longer than with any

one else, was in an excellent humour, and full of that vivacity and wit

so characteristic. He bantered me several times for not having stoned

the olives which formed part of the Macédoine. I told him that time

would not permit of this, as I had received such short notice of the

banquet, and that I went the evening before on an excursion by water to

Lukan. At the same time, I expressed my regret to Sir William at not

being at home when sent for.

“Never mind, Monsieur Soyer,” replied Sir William. “I am, at all events,

very happy to see you here, and thank you kindly for your exertions.”

General Pelissier again addressed me: “You may say what you like,

Monsieur Soyer, but you might as well have stoned the olives.”

“Very true, general, if time had allowed. It is all very well for you to

take the Malakhoff in a few minutes, but it took me four hours to make

that dish.” At which reply he could not help laughing.

“Your friend General Barnard,” said he, pointing to that officer, who

was sitting at the bottom of the table, “would like to taste it. Go and

offer him some.”

I did so; but the general had been served. I then made a tour round the

table, asking each guest, above thirty in number, whether he had been

attended to.

The time was getting short, and another review--that of the English

army--had to come off. The iced champagne had performed a grand _rôle_

during the repast; all seemed highly gratified and full of animation.

What a burst of enthusiasm was elicited when General Lüders rose, and

proposed the health of her Majesty the Queen of England and that of the

French Emperor! which enthusiasm was renewed when Sir William Codrington

responded by proposing that of the Emperor Alexander.

The _mot d’ordre_ was given, and all were soon mounted, and proceeded to

the review, at which, having terminated my culinary duties, I assisted

as a spectator, arriving just time enough to have a glance at the

spectacle, which to my mind was superior in point of effect to that of

the magnificent French army in the morning. It was in a splendid square;

while the French army, though more numerous, being in a line, covered

more ground, but produced less effect. I remarked this to General della

Marmora, with whom I was conversing. He seemed to be of my opinion. The

Scotch, with their bagpipes merrily playing, were then filing past the

Etat-Major, and the vibrating sounds of their wild mountain music

impressed itself for ever on my ear. It was their last song on the

Crimean shore. A few minutes more, and all was over. General Lüders

entered his carriage, and started full gallop, followed by his Staff.

General Codrington and suite lined the fields on either side the road

along which the carriage passed. On reaching the Balaklava road, which

crosses the high mountain leading to the Guards’ camp, the Russian

general made a full stop; so did Sir W. Codrington and suite. They bade

each other adieu; and after General Lüders had returned thanks for the

excellent reception he had received, Sir William said, “I hope, general,

you are not over-tired?”

“No, not at all, thank you. I only felt rather cold standing still

during the last review.”

This was spoken in French.

The Russian cavalcade galloped away towards the Tchernaya, whilst the

English returned to head-quarters.

It was getting quite dark; the weather, which had been so warm in the

morning, turned very cold--the sky looked grey, and not a soul was to be

seen. I ascended the rocky and steep mountain on horseback. A few

minutes after, I was in lonely solitude on the top of the plateau. Not a

sign, of life was to be seen or heard; graveyards alone ornamented this

desolate spot.

“What a curious life mine is!” said I, musing. “Compare the last

forty-eight hours with the time when I was hanging by one hand,

suspended between life and death, from the man-rope of the _Alar_, in

the harbour of Balaklava.” It reminded me of a rocket, which, while

soaring brightly in its flight towards the sky, shines radiant for a few

seconds only, and then vanishes in space.

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