_Q._ When is a sailor like a French journalist?
_A._ When he has to "sign articles."
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[Illustration: WHO WOULD NOT BE A MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT?]
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[Illustration: A NEAT WAY OF PUTTING IT.
_Cabby_ (_to Clergyman, who has paid the legal fare_). "WON'T LEAVE ME
MUCH FOR THE HOFFERTORY NEXT SUNDAY, SIR, WILL IT?"]
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