I glanced at the altitude-registering instrument; we were up

Table of Contents

Page

Short Stories. 419

Whale v. Sharks. 419

A Battle in Mid-air. 422

Up in a Balloon. 425

Some “Freak” Memorials. 428

DOWN THE CHUTE: A Miner’s Extraordinary Experience. 436

Where Women Wear Trousers. 443

Retribution. 451

Mountain Tragedies of the Lake District. 457

Cupid and the Dentist. 464

My Experiences in Algeria. 469

I.—MY ADVENTURES IN ‘FRISCO. 476

II.—A Sharp Lesson. 480

III.—“Seeing It Out.” 485

In the Land of the Reindeer. 489

“Tapu.” 497

The Finches’ Festival. 503

The Fight at The A-T Ranch. 509

THE WIDE WORLD: In Other Magazines 515

Odds and Ends. 516

[Illustration: “WILLIAMS LASHED AT THE BIRD WITH HIS STICK.”

(SEE PAGE 424.)]

THE WIDE WORLD MAGAZINE.

Vol. XXII. FEBRUARY, 1909. No. 131

[Illustration: SHORT STORIES.]

Another instalment of a fascinating budget of adventure

narratives. This month we publish accounts of a fight to the

death between a whale and a school of thresher sharks; a

nest-robber’s terrible battle with an infuriated mother-eagle;

and the nerve-trying experience which befell a Surrey cyclist

while out for a Saturday afternoon spin.

WHALE _v._ SHARKS.

BY VICTOR PITT-KETHLEY.

Early on the morning of August 14th last, while engaged in building new

quarters for the lighthouse-keeper at Breaksea Island, near Rottnest,

Western Australia, the contractor and his men noticed a bull whale,

with a cow and calf, passing the island some distance off. They watched

them with interest for awhile, noting the immense size of the two

parents and the methodical regularity with which columns of water rose

from their blowholes, and then resumed their labours.

An hour or so later--about nine o’clock, to be exact--the men were

startled by an extraordinary noise, apparently coming from the eastern

end of the island, a noise unlike anything they had ever heard before.

Dropping their tools and staring towards the east, they beheld such a

sight as it falls to the lot of few people to witness. There, not five

hundred yards from the shore, was being waged a battle to the death--a

fight between the great cow whale previously seen and a school of

thresher sharks. The calf was swimming about distractedly, but the old

bull had disappeared, having basely deserted his family at the first

approach of danger.

The sharks, as though acting in accordance with some preconcerted plan,

had completely surrounded the two whales, and, apparently realizing

that nothing was to be feared from the calf, concentrated all their

efforts upon the cow. Again and again they charged in upon her, their

jaws snapping, tearing at her mighty sides until the sea was red

with blood. Meanwhile the cow lashed her tail furiously, hurling up

sheets of reddened water and occasionally crashing down with terrific

force upon one of her voracious opponents. Maddened with pain and

rage, she dashed this way and that, but the sharks hung to her side

with a persistency and ferocity that made the fascinated onlookers

shudder. Now and again the wildly-lashing tail would catch one of

the assailants, driving it beneath the waves--no doubt killed or

disabled--but the remainder rushed in undismayed, tearing viciously

at the mammal’s bleeding flanks or butting her with the force of

battering-rams.

[Illustration: “BY A SUPREME EFFORT SHE HURLED HER WHOLE GREAT BULK

CLEAR OF THE WATER.”]

Presently the spellbound spectators realized two facts--firstly, that

the calf had disappeared in the _mêlée_, and secondly, that, the

tortured whale was undoubtedly becoming weaker. It was obvious that the

unequal struggle could have only one ending. Still, however, she

fought on doggedly, winning admiration and sympathy by her exhibition

of hopeless courage. Altering her tactics, by a supreme effort she

hurled her whole great bulk clear of the water for a moment, and the

fascinated onlookers beheld the sharks hanging from various parts of

her gleaming body by their serrated teeth. Then down she went again,

with a crash like thunder, and for an instant whale and sharks were

buried amidst masses of foam, heavily coloured with the poor mammal’s

life-blood. Rising again, she essayed another change of plan, making

for the rocks and desperately striving to rub off the clinging sharks

against their edges. But the threshers were equal to the occasion;

while those on the outside maintained their grip, the others dived

under their enemy and charged her anew, tearing at the whale’s side in

an ecstasy of ferocity that was bloodcurdling to witness.

[Illustration: TERRIFIC BATTLE AT BREAKSEA ISLAND.

WHALE KILLED BY THRASHER SHARKS.

A THREE HOURS’ FIGHT.

A SEA OF BLOOD.

(By An Eye Witness.)

Much has been written about fights between the larger denizens of the

sea, but it has fallen to the lot of very few to witness such a battle

as one which took place off Breaksea Island on Friday, the 14th inst.,

between a school of thrasher sharks and a cow

A CUTTING FROM THE “WEST AUSTRALIAN,” OF PERTH, W.A., REFERRING TO THE

BATTLE BETWEEN A WHALE AND THRESHER SHARKS.]

More and more feeble grew the whale’s struggles, and at last--to the

heartfelt relief of the spectators, for her death-fight had been

terrible to behold--the great body turned over and sank beneath the

red-tinted water. The unequal battle was over, having lasted from

nine o’clock until noon--as awe-inspiring a contest as man was ever

privileged to witness. It is a thousand pities that there was no camera

on the island to make a pictorial record of the struggle. The men went

back to their work greatly impressed by the unique spectacle, and

expressions of sympathy for the whale were heard on every side.

Forty-eight hours afterwards the whale’s carcass, which had in the

meantime become distended with gas, rose to the surface, and exploded

with a roar like a miniature powder-magazine, causing the startled

people to flock to the shore to discover what had happened. On

examination of the remains it was discovered that every shred of the

outer flesh of the whale had been torn off by the sharks, who had now,

doubtless, gone off to repeat their tactics upon some other hapless

leviathan.

A BATTLE IN MID-AIR.

BY T. R. PORTER.

Swinging like a pendulum at the end of a two-hundred-and-fifty-foot

rope against the side of a five-hundred-foot cliff, with jagged rocks

far below, and nothing but one bare hand with which to fight off the

fierce onslaught of an immense eagle, whose nest he was attempting

to rob--this was the awful predicament in which Arthur Williams, a

young man of Riverton, Wyoming, found himself one day early in June

last year. With the welfare of her nestlings at stake, the great bird

attacked the despoiler of her home with inconceivable fury, and only to

a lucky chance does Williams owe his life.

Riverton is a new town on that portion of the Cheyenne and Arapahoe

Indian reservation which was opened to settlement last year, and

in the country thereabouts mountain lions, timber wolves, coyotes,

eagles, bears, etc., are still to be found. The principal industry is

sheep-raising, and continual warfare exists between the flockmasters

and the wild things, especially the eagles, which annually kill and

carry off hundreds of young lambs. Because of this heavy drain on

their flocks, every shepherd and owner of sheep in Wyoming takes great

pains to kill the birds and to destroy their nests whenever they are

discovered.

Before the Indian reservation was formally opened to the whites for

settlement, the flockmasters were permitted to graze their sheep over

the country, and it gradually became known among the sheepmen that over

in Lost Well Canyon there were a pair of eagles who made a speciality

of devouring young lambs. Try as they might, however, the shepherds

were unable to get a shot at either of these great birds, and for

several years they were the terrors of the district.

It was discovered that the old birds made their nest in a cleft in the

face of a five hundred-foot perpendicular wall, which formed one side

of the canyon. Here they safely raised brood after brood of young

ones, which were turned loose in due course to prey on the community.

Hunters, with their Winchester rifles, often lay in wait for the big

birds, hoping to get a shot at them, but, with the proverbial keen

eyesight of such creatures, the eagles detected the Nimrods and never

came within gun-shot when the nest was being watched.

During the spring of 1908 the two old eagles were more successful than

ever in raiding the flocks of the sheepmen, and accordingly a special

effort was made to exterminate them. To that effort Arthur Williams

owes the appalling adventure which befell him.

Williams and two friends made a trip out to Lost Well Canyon to

investigate the chances of trapping the eagles in their nest. A ride of

eight miles, over rough mountain trails, brought them to the canyon,

half-way up the perpendicular side of which they saw the horizontal

cleft in which the wise old birds had built their nest. At the foot of

the cliff, directly under the cleft, was a pile of bones--the remains

of lambs, thrown out of the nest by the eagles after they had been

picked clean.

“We ain’t any nearer that nest down here than when we were at home,”

remarked Williams to his comrades. “Nothing but a balloon or an airship

can help us from down here. Let us go up to the top of the cliff and

see what we can do from there.”

For two hours the three young men struggled to reach the top of

the mountains. A wide _détour_ was necessary, but at last this was

accomplished and they stood on the brink of the cliff, half-way down

which the eagles’ nest had been built.

“There’s nothing to be done from here, either,” said one of the men,

despondently. “We might just as well go back home; we shall never reach

that nest.”

While the men stood and talked, from far down below them there arose

the shrill piping call of young birds.

“Young ones!” said Williams. “I wish we could get them alive; they

would be worth money to us.”

“No use to bother; you’ll have to take it out in wishing,” said the

third member of the party. “Come on; let’s go home.”

[Illustration: MR. A. E. WILLIAMS, WHO FOUGHT THE EAGLE IN MID-AIR.

_From a Photograph._]

“All right. I’ll go home now, but I’m coming back to-morrow after those

birds,” said Williams.

The next day found the three young men back at the cliff. They had

mapped out a scheme whereby they hoped to get the young birds, and had

brought with them seven hundred and fifty feet of stout rope, far more

than enough to reach from the top of the cliff down to the bottom of

the canyon. To make quite sure of this, however, they first lowered the

rope, weighted with a stone, down the face of the rock, and saw that,

while there yet remained a big coil at their feet, the weighted end of

the rope rested on the floor of the canyon.

Then the rope was hauled back and a tight loop made in one end. This

was paid out over the edge of the cliff until it hung directly in front

of the eagles’ nest. The other end of the rope was hitched round a

convenient tree.

During all this time the men kept close watch for the old eagles, but

saw nothing of them.

“Off hunting lambs, I suppose,” said one of the young fellows.

Then Williams stepped forward, laid hold of the rope, and quickly

disappeared over the side, sliding slowly downward, using one leg,

around which the line was wrapped, as a brake to keep himself from

going too fast.

Across his shoulders was slung a stout bag, in which he intended

placing the little eagles when he secured them. In one hand he carried

a stout stick for use in an emergency: the other hand grasped the rope.

Down, down he went until just in front of the eyrie. Then he slipped

one leg through the loop at the end of the cord and turned to look into

the dark hole, where he could hear the eaglets “talking.”

Slowly he swung round, bracing his foot against the rocky wall, until

he faced the cleft and could give his attention to the nest.

Suddenly, screaming wildly with rage and fright, out from the dark

cleft came the old mother-bird. Like a stone from a catapult she flung

herself at Williams’s face.

Dismayed by the suddenness of the attack, Williams recoiled; his foot

slipped from the wall, and his body spun round and out of reach as the

huge bird went past him. He did not escape altogether scathless, for

one claw, like a knife blade, cut across his cheek, and in an instant

the blood was flowing from a cut half an inch deep.

Only a few yards did the old eagle fly; then she wheeled and, with the

speed of an arrow, shot once more at the man hanging at the end of the

rope before her nest.

This time Williams braced himself and, with his stout stick ready in

his right hand, awaited the onslaught of the big bird. His left hand

grasped the rope.

The eagle struck Williams on the head with her wing, and at the same

moment Williams lashed at the bird with his stick. Such was the fury

and strength of the creature, however, that the stick flew from

Williams’s hand and went whirling through space to the bottom of the

canyon, far below.

Again the eagle turned sharply and swooped down on the man, now

left defenceless, with only a single bare hand to fight against the

infuriated mother-bird’s sharp claws, powerful beak, and mighty wings.

Pecking, clawing, and striking stunning blows with her terrible wings,

the big bird beat the air in front of Williams’s face, holding her

position and tearing savagely at the head and face of the would be

despoiler of her home. Her screams were incessant.

Meanwhile, on top of the cliff, there was utter consternation. The

attention of one man was necessarily taken up with the rope, and a slip

on his part meant instant death to Williams in the way of a fall to the

rocks at the foot of the precipice. With a rifle in his hand the other

man watched that nightmare fight in mid air, far below him. He could

not shoot without endangering Williams even more than the eagle.

Just then things were going very badly with the nest-robber. Blood was

flowing from a dozen cuts on his head and face, his hand was lacerated,

the clothing about his shoulders was cut into ribbons. Moreover, he was

half stunned, and but for the loop in the end of the rope would have

fallen to his death. He had no time to give directions to his comrades,

and simply had to fight the battle out alone.

[Illustration: MR. WILLIAMS AFTER HIS ENCOUNTER WITH THE EAGLE.

_From a Photograph._]

Presently the old bird darted away, preparing for another swoop at the

defenceless man. When she was ten feet distant a rifle-shot rang out

from the top of the cliff, and Williams knew his friends were doing

what they could. But the old bird did not falter for a second, although

a couple of feathers from her terrible right wing floated away on the

wind. In his haste to send a second bullet downward the man with the

rifle managed to “jam” the weapon, and with a despairing cry threw the

now useless weapon to the ground.

The eagle returned to the attack with even greater fury, and for a few

minutes Williams thought his last moments had arrived. But still he

fought on, pulling great handfuls of feathers from the bird and beating

at her desperately with his bare fist, receiving in return many cuts

and slashes, as well as stunning blows from the madly-flapping wings.

He was almost ready to loose his hold on the rope and go crashing down

to the bottom of the canyon when the eagle suddenly wheeled away for

another attack.

As she came back again, screaming and beating the air, something the

size of Williams’s head struck her on the back, and down she went like

a stone, whirling over and over. Williams’s friend above had hurled

a small rock at the bird, and, luckily for Williams, the boulder had

struck her fairly on the back, between the immense wings.

“Hold on tight and we’ll let you down to the bottom,” sang out the

man at the top of the cliff, leaning far over. Then Williams showed

the sterling stuff of which he was made. Though bleeding from a dozen

wounds, breathless and exhausted, he was still determined to fulfil his

errand.

“Hold me here until I get these little birds,” he shouted, feebly. “I

came after them, and I’m going to have them.”

With that the plucky fellow crawled back into the niche, put the two

little eaglets in his bag, thrust his leg through the loop, grasped the

rope with both hands, and was safely lowered to the floor of the canyon.

Within a few feet of where he landed lay the old mother-eagle. Williams

staggered over to her and gave her a kick. To his amazement she moved,

stood up on her feet, and flew away!

One of Williams’s companions came sliding down the rope, and reached

him just as the injured man fainted from loss of blood and excitement.

The punishment he had received was terrible, but fortunately his eyes

had escaped injury.

After casting off the rope the third man made his way down the mountain

to where Williams and his friend were. They managed to stop the flow of

blood, and between them got the wounded man on his horse and brought

him to Riverton. Williams spent several days in bed and was covered

with bandages for two weeks, but received no lasting injuries.

As souvenirs of his terrible fight, he has two little eagles and a

dozen or more big scars to show his friends.

UP IN A BALLOON.

BY A. SODEN.

It was a delightful September afternoon some six years back--the close

of a week during which there had been much discussion in the newspapers

concerning a great balloon race versus cyclists, to be fought out on

this identical Saturday. The late Rev. G. M. Bacon, of Newbury, the

“ballooning parson,” and Mr. Percival Spencer, the well-known aeronaut,

were to compete against Volunteer cyclists in an endeavour to settle

the much-debated question as to whether, in time of war, a hostile

balloon could escape from the speedy military wheelman. I am not a

Volunteer, and certainly was at that time far from being a balloonist;

I am less so now.

[Illustration: MR. A. SODEN, WHO HERE DESCRIBES HIS EXPERIENCES IN A

RUNAWAY BALLOON.

_From a Photo. by Sternberg & Co., Kingston-on-Thames._]

At four-forty-five in the afternoon of this particular Saturday, while

I was still debating what to do with myself, what should I see to

the north-east but the war balloon, released from its anchorage at

Stamford Bridge grounds, being carried by a gentle September breeze in

the direction of Epsom. At all times the sight of a balloon excites

peculiar interest, and I had soon made up my mind--I would try my hand

at catching the aeronauts, and try to beat the military cyclists! I

rushed for my machine, and was presently in full chase, pedalling fast

through the lovely lanes of Malden. On and on I went, riding hard,

alternately glancing at the road to see that all was clear and then at

the balloon, calculating how high it was, how far away, and where it

was likely to descend.

[Illustration: THE BOY WHO WAS WITH MR. SODEN IN THE BALLOON.

_From a Photograph._]

Mile after mile I chased the drifting balloon, until at last, much

to my joy, I saw that it was undoubtedly nearing the earth, and it

eventually descended in a harvested field at Bookham. On approaching

the balloon I soon discovered I was not alone, for cyclists

representing various Volunteer regiments and civilian riders were

there by the score; and a number of farm labourers who had been busy

harvesting in the neighbouring fields also appeared on the scene, eager

to inspect closely so formidable a beast as a war balloon.

The formal “capturing” of the balloonists by the soldiers was soon

over, and then, at the urgent request of the onlookers, and to the

intense delight of the local element, Mr. Spencer was good enough to

grant permission for those who wished to go for short trips in the

balloon, now held captive by the anchor-rope. There were many willing

hands to relieve the balloon of ballast, grappling-irons, and sundries,

and in a remarkably short time the great gas-bag was free of its

accoutrements. A trail-rope was attached for those on the ground to

hang on, to prevent the balloon from sailing away, and Mr. Spencer,

with his usual foresight, arranged for parties of six to go up at a

time. The passengers were given strict instructions that when the

balloon touched ground each was to get out singly, so that there should

be no sudden alteration of weight that would cause the balloon to shoot

up again.

All went merrily, and several car-loads went up, we on the ground

hanging tight to the rope and hauling the great bag down on the word

of command from Mr. Spencer. At length came the call, “The last time!”

and in I jumped. There were five of us in the car, four men and a

boy--a Volunteer, a farm labourer, and two others. Surely, I thought,

as the great sphere began to rise, I am well repaid for my long ride by

this novel experience. It was grand to be sailing up in the air with

the ground gradually sinking away beneath us and our late companions

becoming mere specks dotted about on the ground. At last we arrived

at the end of our upward journey, and the men below began hauling at

the trail-rope. Down we went, and presently touched ground. Then,

contrary to all instructions, out jumped the Volunteer and a civilian

named Tickner. As they leapt they collided with the men who held the

controlling ropes, knocking them over and causing much confusion.

[Illustration: “HIGHER AND HIGHER WE WENT, WITH THE HAPLESS MAN

DANGLING.”]

The balloon, relieved of the heavy load, at once shot up again. There

were wild cries of “Seize the rope!” “Hang on to her!” “Hold her

down!” But all the shouts were of no avail; the balloon continued to

rush upwards, while we peered helplessly over the edge of the car.

Several men, realizing the dangerous position we were in, soaring up

aloft at great speed, rushed into the middle of the crowd of excited

onlookers and seized the trailing rope, but all to no purpose; it

was now impossible to check the balloon’s rapid ascent. “Let go!”

roared somebody, and by the sudden bound our car gave we knew the

men had obeyed. All, that is, save one. He, Tickner, a hard-working,

much-respected farm labourer, clung to the rope like a monkey, only

to be drawn up into the air as the balloon rose. Higher and higher we

went, with the hapless man dangling two hundred feet below us and the

crowd watching with horror in their eyes. Presently, when he was about

eighty feet from the earth, the poor fellow’s strength gave out and he

was compelled to let go, falling with an awful thud to the ground.

Then, for the first time since the accident, I found my tongue. “Good

heavens! this is awful!” I cried. “Where shall we drop?” I could say

no more, for my knees shook under me and my very blood seemed frozen

with horror. Still, steadily and inexorably, the balloon continued to

rise. I dared not look over the side, but I knew we must have reached a

considerable altitude. What would happen to us, and should we ever see

our homes again?

All this time the boy beside me, shivering with fright, yet not

realising his desperate position, kept dinning into my ears in a

whining monotone, “They’ve let us go! They’ve let us go!”

There was nothing to be seen around us now but mountains of

clouds--clouds white, black, and grey. I saw them, and yet, somehow or

other, I could not bring myself to realize what they meant. I could not

think, but simply stood there, bewildered and dazed, leaning against

the side of the car. On my right hand the boy still continued his

maddening wail; on the left my second companion, a man, kept asking

what his father and mother would think. Our peril seemed to have

temporarily turned his brain.

[Illustration: 2 SEPTEMBER 1902.

BALLON DISASTER.

A LEATHERHEAD LABORER KILLED.

THRILLING ADVENTURES OF AMATEUR AERONAUTS.

The ballon versus cyclists, which was arranged by the Rev. G. M. Bacon,

of Newbury, the ballooning enthusiast, with the sanction of the War

Office, and which took place from Stamford-bridge athletic grounds on

Saturday, was, it was transpire, attended with an accident of a very

serious character, resulting in the death of one man, injuries to

several others, and an experience which three of those involved are

never likely to forget as long as they live. The

A CUTTING FROM THE “MORNING LEADER” REFERRING TO THE BALLOON DISASTER.]

I glanced at the altitude-registering instrument; we were up two

thousand feet! Then, suddenly, without the slightest warning, my

brain cleared, and I remembered the valve, the opening of which would

cause the great gas-bag to descend. But where was it? Which was the

valve-rope? The car seemed all ropes as I turned anxiously this way and

that. I tried one after another, and at last, to my joy, I felt one

give. Then I smelt the escaping gas, and knew that I had struck the

right cord. Very soon I realized that our upward way was checked, and

that instead we were descending. I do not know how long we took over

the downward trip. I only remember that I pulled the rope, then slacked

it, and so on alternately until we could faintly hear the shouts of

those below. Presently the boy plucked up courage to look over the

side of the car, and, wild with joy, called out that we were saved.

Fortunately for us, there was practically no wind; we went up straight

and came down straight, landing safely in a field only some two hundred

yards from the spot where we ascended. I collapsed as they helped

me out of the car, and the other man, directly he alighted, rushed

headlong away--the ordeal had turned his brain.

Giving evidence before the coroner the following Monday at the inquest

on poor Tickner, I still felt decidedly shaky, and to my dying day I

shall never forget my trip in the runaway balloon.

[Illustration: THE FIELD IN WHICH THE BALLOON DESCENDED.

_From a Photograph._]

Some “Freak” Memorials.

BY T. W. WILKINSON.

When a man, especially a wealthy man, sets out to erect a

memorial to something or somebody, there is no knowing what

eccentricity he will not commit. Scattered up and down this

country, as the writer shows, are a number of most remarkable

memorials--“freaks” of the first water, from whatever

standpoint one judges them.

Who shall impose limits on the intent and form of memorials? He

would be a brave man indeed who attempted the task; yet, though it

is very difficult to say precisely where the line should be drawn,

there are a number of such things in existence which, judged by the

commonly-accepted standards, are distinctly “freakish.” They range from

public statues plain to all men to small stones in arcadian aloofness,

and, as a whole, go far to justify the oft-repeated taunt of the

“intelligent foreigner”--a taunt amounting to an implication--that

memorials afford an outlet for much of the Englishman’s eccentricity

and sheer “pig-headedness.”

There are some very curious monuments to animals scattered over the

countryside. The one with the most remarkable story crowns Farley

Mount, near Winchester. Underneath it lies buried, as an inscription

on the exterior records, “a horse, the property of Paulet St. John,

Esq., that in the month of September, 1733, leaped into a chalk-pit

twenty-five feet deep a-fox-hunting, with his master on his back,

and in October, 1734, won the Hunters’ Plate on Worthing Downs, and

was rode by his owner, and entered in the name of Beware Chalk Pit.”

This inscription, which is a copy of the original, was restored by

the Right Hon. Sir William Heathcote, Bart., in 1870. A duplicate is

in the interior, which is provided with three seats intended for the

accommodation of wayfarers.

[Illustration:

A MONUMENT TO A HORSE THAT LEAPED INTO A CHALK-PIT AND AFTERWARDS WON A

RACE.

_From a Photograph._]

Of the memorials to dogs the most imposing of modern date is “Tell’s

Tower,” a structure on the seashore near West Kirby, Cheshire. It is

in honour of the Great St. Bernard dog, Tell, “ancestor of most of the

rough-coated champions of England, and himself winner of every prize in

the kingdom. He was majestic in appearance, noble in character, and of

undaunted courage.” Built by the late Mr. J. Cumming Macdona, the tower

is a sort of summer-house, in the base of which is a vault containing

Tell’s remains, guarded by an effigy of that remarkable animal.

To a whole series of such freaks of commemoration there hangs a

singular tale. In Oatlands Park, Weybridge, there are two or three

scores of memorials to dogs. These animals, some of which have handsome

epitaphs inscribed to their many virtues, are popularly supposed to

have been pets of Frederica Duchess of York; but, as a fact, Her Royal

Highness had not sufficient warm affection to bestow a goodly portion

on so many dumb creatures. What human being, indeed, ever had? She was

presented with many dogs, which she could neither refuse without giving

pain, nor keep unless the whole house was turned into kennels. So they

were given a dose of opium, buried, and then commemorated in verse.

But, while the Duchess was not so foolish as is generally believed

by those who visit Oatlands, she was certainly responsible for the

monuments.

[Illustration: “TELL’S TOWER,” ERECTED TO THE MEMORY OF A ST. BERNARD

DOG--IN THE FOUNDATIONS IS A VAULT CONTAINING THE ANIMAL’S REMAINS.

_From a Photograph._]

Strange, then, that her own memorial is the prime curiosity of

Weybridge! Its history is this: After her death the inhabitants of

the town were desirous of commemorating her thirty years’ residence

among them, and it suddenly struck them that a way was ready to hand.

Till about fifty years earlier there had stood in Seven Dials a pillar

supporting a sundial which presented a face to each of the streets.

It was from this adornment, indeed, that the classic district got its

name. Believing that treasure was buried beneath the pillar, some

night-birds threw it down and excavated beneath it, to find nothing.

Rumour, they discovered, was a lying jade. The stones, instead of

being set up again on their old site, were conveyed to Sayes Court,

Addlestone, with a view to their re-erection there, but this was not

done, the column remaining dismembered till the occupier of Oatlands

died. Now this bit of London out of town the inhabitants resolved

should be converted into a memorial of the Duchess. So the stones

were purchased and set up on the green, with the substitution of a

ducal crown for the block on which were the dials. This was used for

some time afterwards as a mounting stone at an inn hard by. It then

constituted a puzzle, because, though in Seven Dials--according to the

testimony of everybody who described it--there were seven faces, the

number on close examination proved to be only six.

[Illustration: THE “SEVEN DIALS” PILLAR, AT WEYBRIDGE, SURREY.

_From a Photograph._]

Another class of “freak” memorials have a twofold peculiarity: they

are singular in themselves and are also remarkable by reason of the

tardiness with which they were erected. Maud Heath’s Column, on

Bremhillwick Hill, near Chippenham, is as good an instance as any.

The title of the good lady to grateful remembrance is that she left a

bequest by which a causeway was constructed in 1474 from Chippenham

to the shoulder of Bremhillwick Hill. Her claim was from the outset

acknowledged, inscriptions along the route of the causeway expressing

gratitude to her for having made it. But this was not enough for a

former vicar of Bremhillwick. After pedestrians had for more than three

centuries been called upon to bless the public-spirited lady, and had

been told, moreover, precisely where her causeway began and where

it ended, the vicar came to the conclusion that she ought to have a

statue, and moved himself to that end. A preliminary difficulty was

that no portrait of Maud Heath was known to exist; but ultimately, with

the co-operation of the Marquess of Lansdowne, the clergyman triumphed,

and the column on Bremhillwick Hill--which was set up in 1836--is the

result. The sculptor of the statue on the top of it had to fall back

on his imagination, and he represented a woman in fifteenth century

costume, with a staff in her hand and a basket by her side.

[Illustration: A BELATED MONUMENT--IT WAS ERECTED IN 1836 TO THE MEMORY

OF A LADY WHO LIVED IN 1474, AND THE ARCHITECT HAD TO FALL BACK UPON

HIS IMAGINATION FOR THE PORTRAIT!

_From a Photograph._]

[Illustration: A HIGHWAYMAN’S GRAVE AT BOXMOOR COMMON.

_From a Photograph._]

A belated memorial of a different class is at the head of a

highwayman’s grave on Boxmoor Common. The knight of the road buried

here, Snooks by name, was long a terror to travellers on the London

road, which runs by his resting-place. At last, emboldened by many

successes, he had the audacity to rob the Royal mail, whereupon he

was hunted down, and eventually hanged near the scene of many of

his crimes. He was, it is said, the last highwayman to suffer the

extreme penalty in the district. Buried in unconsecrated ground, he

was intended to be forgotten; but till about four years ago his grave

was re-turfed periodically, and then a small stone, simply inscribed,

“Robert Snooks, 1803,” was placed at its head. That tribute is one

proof out of many that there is still a certain admiration for the race

of which Dick Turpin is the popular hero.

[Illustration: THE “ROUND HOUSE,” NEAR FINEDON, NORTHAMPTONSHIRE, WHICH

IS SUPPOSED TO OVERLOOK A TRACT OF COUNTRY EXACTLY RESEMBLING THE FIELD

OF WATERLOO.

_From a Photograph._]

Among our battle memorials are several of the “freak” order. The Round

House, near Finedon, Northamptonshire, must certainly be so classified.

Formerly an inn, it is now a dwelling, from the roof of which, it is

said, there can be obtained a “panorama of Waterloo.” It was built on

this spot, as a memorial of Wellington’s great victory, because the

surrounding country is believed to be very much like the theatre of

the momentous battle. There is a parallel duplicate in Kent. Crown

Point, between Sevenoaks and Maidstone, takes its name from a place in

Canada where Sir Jeffrey Amherst gained a great victory over the North

American Indians. It is said to bear a remarkably close resemblance to

its namesake.

Waterloo is also commemorated by an Alnwick memorial. Locally dubbed

a “folly,” it stands on Camphill, where it is surrounded by tall fir

trees, which prevent it from being seen except at close quarters. Its

creator was the late Mr. H. S. Selby, whose object was to place on

record the policy of Pitt, the victories of Wellington and Nelson, and

the restoration of peace in 1814. He appears to have been doubtful

afterwards whether the column would be sufficient to prevent all these

events from being forgotten by posterity, because in celebration of the

Battle of Waterloo he set up a beautiful statue of Peace in front of

his mansion.

[Illustration: A HILL-TOP FREAK--THE COLUMN COMMEMORATES QUITE A LOT OF

THINGS, BUT IS SO SURROUNDED BY TREES AS TO BE INVISIBLE SAVE AT CLOSE

QUARTERS.

_From a Photograph._]

Still more singular a memorial of our fighting prowess is the Red

Lion of Martlesham. The Red Lion, originally a ship’s figure-head,

is now the sign of an inn at Martlesham, on the high road between

Ipswich and Woodbridge, and is painted a most brilliant and aggressive

red. Indeed, “As red as the Red Lion of Martlesham” is a proverbial

expression throughout East Suffolk. The grotesque object is a relic of

a British victory over the Dutch in Sole Bay. It was brought inland as

a trophy of our success, and was ultimately converted to its present

use--that of an inn sign.

[Illustration: THE RED LION, OF MARTLESHAM, WHICH HAS GIVEN RISE TO A

SUFFOLK PROVERB.

_From a Photograph._]

One of the best-known memorials of battles fought on English soil--the

obelisk at Naseby--is a “freak,” and a strange one, too. Its

distinction lies in the fact that it has misled thousands, including

Carlyle and Dr. Arnold. “To commemorate,” so runs the inscription,

“that great and decisive battle fought in this field on the XIV day

of June, MDCXLV, between the Royalist Army, commanded by King Charles

the First, and the Parliament Forces, headed by the Generals Fairfax

and Cromwell ... this pillar was erected by John and Mary Frances

Fitzgerald, Lord and Lady of the Manor of Naseby.” But nothing is

more certain than that the battle was not fought in “this field.” It

actually took place on Broadmoor, about a mile away. Appropriately,

therefore, did Liston call the obelisk the “obstacle.” Edward

Fitzgerald was conscious of this strange blunder, to which he refers in

one of his letters (the monument, he says, “planted by my papa on the

wrong site”), and which he proposed to remedy by removing the obelisk

to the real battlefield. The scheme, however, was not carried out,

presumably on the score of expense.

[Illustration: A MONUMENT IN THE WRONG PLACE--THE NASEBY MEMORIAL,

WHICH DOES NOT STAND UPON THE BATTLEFIELD AT ALL.

_From a Photograph._]

Besides the Round House, Finedon possesses a representative of a large

class of “freak” memorials--those which bear no inscription, and the

object of which is consequently doubtful. These differ from the many

strange things which serve as memorials without being plainly stamped

as such. In Lancaster, for instance, a large horse-shoe is embedded in

the middle of the roadway, and there is nothing to inform the stranger

of its intent. It is actually there owing to a tradition that a horse

ridden by John o’ Gaunt, the town’s patron saint, cast a shoe near

the spot. The silent reminder of the incident--which, of course, has

been renewed many times--was some years ago polished every morning. An

eccentric man turned up with the utmost regularity, went down on his

knees, and made it as bright as the proverbial new pin. Unfortunately

his zeal was not admired by the authorities, who ultimately prosecuted

him for obstructing the traffic.

A unique milestone, again, serves as a memorial. It stands in the

hamlet of Newbold, Gloucestershire, and is surmounted by a cross. On

the south side are the directions:--

6 miles

To Shakespeare’s town, whose name

Is known throughout the earth;

To Shipston 4, whose lesser fame

Boasts no such poet’s birth.

And on the north face appears a “sermon in stone”:--

Crux mea lux.

After darkness, light.

From light hope flows,

And peace in death,

In Christ a sure repose.

Spes, 1871.

Nothing on the milestone denotes that it is intended to be a memorial,

but a local gentleman, it is understood, erected it as such after the

death of a member of his family.

There are, however, many memorials of conventional form which are much

more puzzling than such “freaks.” Above the white horse at Cherhill,

Wilts, is one on which not a single letter or figure appears. Several

stories are told locally of its origin and purpose. Of the same cryptic

character is the Finedon memorial--a pillar standing in a garden at

the cross-roads. It is generally supposed to commemorate a mail-coach

robbery which took place near the spot in or about the year 1810; but,

as it was in existence before this event took place, the popular belief

must be erroneous. The most probable theory is that it was set up

during the rejoicings at the recovery of George III. from his illness.

There was an ebullition of patriotism at that time, and before the

fever subsided several memorials sprang up in different parts of the

country.

[Illustration: WHAT IS IT? AN OBELISK WITHOUT AN INSCRIPTION.

_From a Photograph._]

Burial-grounds contain numerous “freak” memorials, notwithstanding that

clergymen, as a rule, discountenance that form of eccentricity which

strives after novelty in post-mortem advertisement. The most curious

churchyard memorial in England, perhaps, is at Pinner. It resembles

a church tower, and half-way up it a coffin projects on each side.

Beneath, and supporting the structure, are arches filled in with

ironwork, bearing the words, “Byde-my-Tyme.” The “my” appears to stand

for one William London, who was interred (or interned) here in 1809.

[Illustration: “’TWIXT EARTH AND SKY”--AN EXTRAORDINARY GRAVE IN PINNER

CHURCHYARD.

_From a Photograph._]

Legends cluster round this strange object. The stone coffin, according

to the most circumstantial, contains the remains of a Scotch merchant,

whose descendants retain his property as long as he “remains above

ground.” Nothing definite, however, is known about the tomb. If its

constructor wished to furnish posterity with an insoluble puzzle, he

has succeeded to perfection.

[Illustration: ANOTHER REMARKABLE MEMORIAL--A LIGHT BURNS IN THE TOWER

NIGHT AND DAY.

_From a Photograph._]

Of the “freak” memorials in public cemeteries, a lighthouse is easily

first. This is at Ulverston, and is not merely a stonemason’s model,

for it actually contains a plate-glass lantern, in which a gas-jet

is burning continuously day and night. The most remarkable thing

about this elaborate token of affection, perhaps, is that it is not

a glorified tombstone. It was erected by a daughter in memory of her

father, who is buried elsewhere, and was placed on its present site

because the two had paid several visits to Ulverston Priory. Neither

had any real connection with the town. A feature which differentiates

this handsome tribute from all, or nearly all, others is obvious, and

that is the cost of maintenance consequent on the gas consumed in the

lantern.

Public memorials include numbers of “freaks,” the singularity of some

of which is greatly heightened by their surroundings. This is notably

so in the case of a drinking fountain which stands in the middle of the

East Anglian town of Swaffham. Unromantic as its environment is, this

structure is a modern heart shrine, containing as it does the cardiac

organ of a local magnate, Sir William Bagge, who died in 1880. It was

at his own request that his heart was deposited within the memorial,

that he might remain after death, in a sense, in a place which he had

loved so well in life.

[Illustration: A MODERN “HEART SHRINE,” AT SWAFFHAM, NORFOLK.

_From a Photograph._]

The last class of people to whom one would expect to see “freak”

memorials are preachers, and yet there are two or three to such men.

Decidedly the most picturesque, though not the most _outré_, is a

massive chimney-stack at Coleman Green, Herts. It is preserved, as a

tablet on it records, because in the cottage which was attached to it

Bunyan occasionally preached.

[Illustration: “JOHN BUNYAN’S CHIMNEY” AT COLEMAN GREEN, HERTFORDSHIRE.

_From a Photograph._]

Strange as some of the foregoing memorials are, they are surpassed by

certain monstrosities in private parks, which unquestionably contain

the most remarkable “freaks” of the kind in England. In several cases

the public are forbidden to enter such domains, not because it is

feared that they commit damage, but in order that they shall not see

some colossal absurdity of which the descendants of its creator are

ashamed. Nearly the first thing one gentleman did, on entering into

possession of the estate which he now holds, was to ascertain whether

he had power to sweep off it a memorial which was ridiculed by the

whole countryside and pointed out to every stranger to the district.

Finding that he could not remove the eyesore, he at once gave orders

that the park wall should be raised four feet all the way round!

DOWN THE CHUTE: A Miner’s Extraordinary Experience.

BY C. A. O. DUGGAN, OF KIMBERLEY, SOUTH AFRICA.

An account of a miraculous triple escape--an escape in which

the odds were as a million to one on death. Mr. Wood’s

adventure created quite a sensation in South Africa, for it is

unique in the annals of the diamond fields. The photographs

illustrating the story are published by kind permission of the

general manager of the De Beers Consolidated Mines.

The following narrative, describing a miner’s miraculous escape

from what appeared certain death, forms one of the most sensational

episodes in the history of South African mining in general and of the

world-famous De Beers Diamond Mines of Kimberley in particular. Miners

who have spent many years in the wonderful underground workings of the

Kimberley diamond mines, and who have become thoroughly familiar with

the perils and thrilling incidents synonymous with underground mining,

were dumbfounded at the truly unique experience which befell Mr.

Charles Wood at the De Beers Company’s Wesselton Mine, Kimberley, South

Africa, on Tuesday, 11th August, 1908. Mr. Wood’s story is here given

as related to the author.

* * * * *

I am twenty-nine years of age, and have been for some years engaged in

various capacities in the many departments of the underground workings

of the Kimberley diamond mines. During that period I have witnessed

many hairbreadth escapes from the innumerable perils of the treacherous

subterranean workings, and have seen men launched into eternity in a

single second by one or other of those unavoidable happenings which of

necessity form part of the miner’s precarious occupation. Personally,

however, I have been very fortunate, for my own mining experience has

been uneventful--until last week, when I was the victim of a string of

events probably unparalleled in the annals of the diamond mines.

On the morning of Tuesday, 11th August, 1908, I went to work as usual,

and arrived at the mine shaft a few minutes before six o’clock, feeling

in high spirits after a brisk and invigorating three-mile bicycle ride

in a calm, bracing, and typical South African dawn, which heralded the

commencement of a day that was to prove the most eventful and memorable

of my life. Precisely as the mine “hooter” sounded, I, with several

others, boarded the huge iron man-cage, and in another moment its human

freight was being lowered some five hundred feet down the perpendicular

shaft to the main working level of the mine.

Our destination was reached in due course, and the cage came to a

standstill at the entrance to the main level, which here resembles a

large arch-shaped room, about eighteen feet high and twenty-five feet

wide, with sides and roof of solid rock. On the one side is the main

vertical shaft, leading to the headgear on the surface above and to

the further levels below, while directly opposite, and extending in

a straight, horizontal line for nearly half a mile into the bowels

of the earth, is the main tunnel to the mine, suggestive of some

great corridor, with many side galleries and minor branch tunnels on

either side, leading in contrary directions. There is a double track

of rails, one for empties returning from the tips and the other for

the loaded trucks, which are detached from the electric locomotives

at an apex some thirty yards from the loading chute, and from which

they run by gravitation, in sets of eight, along the “full-way,” round

the left side of the shaft, to the automatic tips, which are situated

immediately behind the shaft and on the opposite side of the main

tunnel. Here the trucks are mechanically overturned and the contents

discharged into the loading chute, a large steel receptacle some twenty

feet deep, fifteen feet long, and four feet wide. From this point

the trucks run along the “empty-way,” or right side of the shaft, in

a semicircle towards the main tunnel, to be finally coupled to the

locomotive, and drawn, in trains of sixteen, to the different passes to

be reloaded.

In the mine I am known as the “tipman,” and my duties--directing the

discharge of the diamond-laden “ground” into the chutes--commence when

the trucks, laden with the “ground,” reach the automatic tips.

I was soon at my accustomed post, and before many minutes had elapsed

the distant rumbling of the moving trucks in the tunnels became

audible. The day’s operations had begun.

I am constantly engaged in superintending the working of the tipping

arrangements, and in watching the running of trucks on the proper

tracks, which here almost entirely encircle the main shaft, through

which the “ground” is eventually raised to the surface in the giant

hoisting skips.

On this particular morning I worked without the shortest break, and

nothing interrupted the monotonous rolling of the trucks as they went

backwards and forwards again and again to be refilled at the loading

passes and emptied at the loading chutes, until nearly one o’clock,

when, through a slight but unfortunate mishap, I became the victim of a

catastrophe which now seems to me like some horrible nightmare, or the

effect of temporary delirium, rather than an actual occurrence.

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