Lord Robert Cecil and Lord Derby.]

In consequence of the recent decision that no Member shall in future

receive two salaries it had been rumoured that Parliamentary salaries

would be abolished altogether. There were signs of heartfelt relief from

various quarters of the House when the PREMIER met the suggestion with

an uncompromising "No."

Captain J. S. RANKINE, the khaki-clad giant who took his seat for East

Toxteth to-day, had a warm reception, all the more grateful in view of

the blizzard that raged without. The temperature of the House fell

rapidly, however, when Mr. SNOWDEN proceeded to outline his views on the

subject of peace. In vain he attempted to show that there was a

considerable party in Germany ready to come to terms if only they knew

what our terms were. Members listened in chilly silence. They thawed

into laughter when the Hon. Member with some lack of humour quoted the

German CHANCELLOR'S declaration, "We do not threaten small nations;" and

they cheered when he quoted, with intent to condemn, Lord ROSEBERY'S

statement that Germany must be utterly crushed. Nor was the House more

impressed by Mr. TREVELYAN'S proposal that as there might be a

peace-party in Germany it was our duty to "state our full terms and find

out."

The PRIME MINISTER'S reply was, I fear, very painful to the pacificists.

The German CHANCELLOR'S statement he found to be one of "colossal and

shameless audacity." German Socialists might prate of peace, but only

twenty out of five times that number in the Reichstag had the courage to

vote against the War Credit. Our terms were already on record in the

speech which he made at the LORD MAYOR'S Banquet in 1914. Until

Belgium--"and I will add Serbia"--has been fully reinstated, until

France is secured against aggression, until the smaller nationalities

are safeguarded, until the military domination of Prussia is destroyed,

"not until then shall we or any of our gallant Allies abate by one jot

our prosecution of this War." The cheers that greeted this declaration

lasted almost as long as the speech itself. In the ensuing debate Mr.

PONSONBY, Sir W. BYLES, and one or two others emitted what Mr. STANTON

picturesquely described as "the croakings and bleatings of the fatted

lambs who had besmirched their own country." But they created no effect.

Mr. SNOWDEN's early peace had been nipped by the frost.

_Thursday, February 24th._--In both Houses the administration of the

Military Service Act was again the subject of criticism. From the

explanations given by Lord NEWTON and Mr. TENNANT it appears that most

of the complaints against the recruiting officers for over-pressure have

come from men who were applying for armlets, not for exemption. As Lord

NEWTON put it, a man, if he wants to obtain an armlet, must run the risk

of being taken for some kind of service. Mr. TENNANT reminded some of

his critics, not superfluously, that the object of this Act was to get

men to serve.

Lord DERBY, fresh from his triumph as Director of Recruiting, is to act

as Chairman of the new Joint Committee which will supervise and

co-ordinate naval and military aviation. For him, as for that other

_Ariel_, "there's more work." The same is now true of Colonel LOCKWOOD

who, since the opening of the Session, has been in a condition of

suspended animation. The Kitchen Committee, in the opinion of many

Members the most important of all the Committees, had not been set up,

and consequently could not elect a Chairman. How Members have lived

through more than a week without any visible means of securing

subsistence it is not for me to reveal. Suffice it to say that no case

of absolute starvation has come to my notice. To-day all is well. The

Kitchen Committee is again in being, and "Uncle Mark" has once more been

appointed Minister of the Interior (unpaid, except by the gratitude and

affection of his fellow-Members). Fresh responsibilities have now been

thrust upon him. This afternoon it fell to him, as temporary Leader of

the Opposition, to ask the customary question as to next week's

business. Having heard the PRIME MINISTER'S reply, he sat for a few

moments as if lost in thought, calculating, no doubt, by a rapid process

of mental arithmetic what the Consolidated Fund Bill, Supplementary

Estimates and the Civil Service Vote would amount to in terms of

dinners, teas and other light refreshments.

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[Illustration: _Enraged Tommy_ (_bespattered with mud by sniper's bullet

aimed a bit too low_). "Put up yer sight, yer careless blighter!"]

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