CHAPTER X.

THE REGIMENTAL PIPER.

“The Esk was swollen sae red and sae deep,

But shouther to shouther the brave lads keep;

Twa thousand swam ower to fell English ground,

And danced themselves dry to the pibroch sound.”

—_Lady Nairne._

Preserving the pipes—Regimental bands—Pay of army pipers—The seven

pipers of Falkirk—Duties of regimental pipers—The meaning of

“Retreat”—A story of Napoleon—In a social capacity—An army wedding—A

military funeral—At the officers’ mess—Awkward incidents—

“Boberechims.”

Nothing has helped more to preserve the bagpipe as our national musical

instrument than the fact that it has always been used in connection with

the Highland regiments. On several occasions officers, always English,

it should be noted, have tried to get the bagpipe superseded by

instruments more to their own taste, but they have always failed. The

sentiment in favour of the pipes was too much for them, and the

arguments were too strong to be slighted by the Crown authorities. In

one case, indeed, a regiment did lose its pipes. The 91st, or

Argyllshire Highlanders, landed at Dover in April, 1850, and were

inspected by Major-General G. Brown, C.B., K.H., then Adjutant-General

to the Forces. For some reason which has never been explained he ordered

the immediate abolition of the pipes, which the men clung to as the last

that was left to remind them of the origin, history, and nationality of

the corps. This seemed a harsh and uncalled for proceeding, and that it

was so is proved by the fact that the authorities afterwards made ample

amends to the regiment.

In the British army there are twenty-two pipe bands, one to each

battalion of the following regiments:—

Scots Guards.

Royal Scots.

Royal Scots Fusiliers.

Borderers.

Cameronians.

Royal Highlanders.

Highland Light Infantry.

Seaforth Highlanders.

Gordon Highlanders.

Cameron Highlanders.

Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders.

The number of men allowed to each band as full pipers, that is, the

number authorised by the War Office, is six—one sergeant-piper (formerly

pipe-major) and five pipers—but each battalion has always ten or twelve

men in its pipe band, those above the regulation number being acting

pipers. Only the Highland regiments and the Scots Guards are allowed a

sergeant in excess of the ordinary strength to perform the duties of

sergeant-piper. Members of the band get the same pay as drummers—1d. per

day more than ordinary privates—with the opportunity to earn “extras” by

playing outside at parties, in public parks, or in any other way. The

sergeant-piper and his five comrades are clothed by Government, and a

fund is supported by the officers of each battalion, out of which the

cost of the pipes, both for full and acting pipers; long hose, buckled

shoes, etc., and the uniform for the acting pipers is defrayed. Captains

of companies, however, supply their pipers with banners. The pipers are

all drilled in the same way as other soldiers, their training as pipers

only beginning after they have served in the ranks for some time.

Tuition is given free of charge by competent sergeant-pipers, and any

lad joining a Highland regiment will be taught the pipes properly if he

chooses. Pipers are generally Highlanders, and it is a remarkable fact

that in the time between the middle of the eighteenth and the beginning

of the nineteenth century, Skye alone furnished five hundred pipers for

the British Army—an average of ten a year. Regimental pipers are,

however, quite often Lowlanders, and it is doubtful if any Highland town

can boast of having had five pipers in one regiment, as Falkirk, a

Lowland town, can. Robert Galbraith, from Falkirk, joined the 42nd in

1854, and served through the Crimea, the Indian Mutiny, and the fighting

which ended at Coomassie. Pipe-major James Honeyman, still alive, came

through the Mutiny and Ashanti Wars, leading his regiment into

Coomassie. John Honeyman, his brother, was also a piper, and so was

their father before them. The fifth 42nd piper was James Wotherspoon,

who joined after the Mutiny and followed his colours to the Gold Coast.

Besides, two other Falkirk men were pipers in the Black Watch—Alexander

Mac Intosh and George W. Alexander—making a record which can hardly be

beat by any other town of similar size, Highland or Lowland. When,

during the Mutiny, the four Highland regiments marched from Lucknow,

their pipers numbered one hundred and forty all told, quite a

respectable number of fighting musicians.

The duties of regimental pipers are too numerous to give in detail, but

it may be worth while to describe “Reveille” and “Tattoo.” “Reveille” is

generally sounded at early morn by the bugler on duty, or sometimes by

all the buglers followed by the pipers and drummers playing round the

camp to rouse the troops. No sooner is “Reveille” sounded than the camp

becomes animated with busy men preparing for the routine of the day. The

tune is usually “Up and waur them a’, Willie,” “Hey, Johnnie Cope,” or

sometimes “Up in the morning’s no for me.” As “Reveille” begins the day,

so “Tattoo” is the signal that another day has gone. The guards turn out

and stand under arms, picquets are mounted and sentries posted, all in

undress and greatcoats, and gates are closed for the night. Of all

ceremonies in which a pipe band is engaged, “Tattoo” is the most

attractive to spectators. Drummers and pipers march to the ground in

full kilt and feather, and form up in perfect silence, save for the curt

word of command. The buglers form up in front of the pipers, and at the

order, “Sound off,” a shrill blast is sounded by the buglers, who then

disappear. Drums are slung and pipes placed in position. At the word of

command the tattoo rolls are gone through, then the order, “Quick

march,” is given, and the band steps off, taking up the usual rolls as

in an ordinary march. They march and counter-march the length of the

parade ground, and come to the halt in the exact position they started

from. Then the music ceases, and the tattoo rolls are beat off as

before, after which all are marched back to quarters and dismissed. Old

Highland tunes are invariably played for “Tattoo,” “My Faithful Fair

One,” and the “Cock o’ the North” being favourites. Other tunes, too,

have been dedicated by custom for special occasions—as, for instance,

“Highland Laddie” for the march past, or when troops advance in review

order; “The Crusaders’ March,” for reviews and inspections, at mess,

tattoo, or parade; “Bannocks o’ Barley Meal,” or “Brose and Butter,” for

breakfast, dinner, or tea, and sometimes for officers’ mess; and “Hey

Johnnie Cope” as the warning for parade. “The Haughs o’ Cromdale,” as is

well known, is always played by the Gordons’ pipers when the regiment is

at the charge, though, by some inexplicable slip, it got mixed up with

the “Cock o’ the North” at Dargai.

A good deal of misunderstanding sometimes crops up through the use of

the word “retreat” in relation to the pipes. A story is told of the

great Napoleon which illustrates this very forcibly. Having heard from

afar the skirl of the pipes, the Emperor wished to know more of the

music, and so when a Highland piper was captured, he sent for him that

he might hear him play. “Play a Pibroch,” said Napoleon, and the piper

played a pibroch. “Play a March,” next asked the Emperor, and a march

was played. Then “Play a Retreat”; but at this the Highlander looked up

in surprise. “Play a Retreat! I have not learned to play a Retreat,” was

the reply, and the pipes remained silent. The story is improbable on the

face of it. First, because it is the buglers and not the pipers who

sound the retreat; second, because there is no historical record of

Napoleon having ever captured a piper; third, because the same story has

been told of a drummer boy of the Guards who fell into the hands of the

French; and fourth, because, in any case, the word “retreat” used in

this sense does not mean that the men are running away from the enemy.

It only means “retire,” or if in barracks it means that the time when

the gates are shut for the night has come. There is no doubt, however,

that the word is not very well chosen, and that on account of its

significance in other connections, it might with advantage be dispensed

with in favour of a better.

Many stories are told, showing that the regimental pipers not only keep

up the spirits of the men, but are themselves worthy of their position

as a social force. At the Cape of Good Hope in 1805 the Seaforths

suffered excessively from the heat. On one of their marches, although

the fatigue was extreme, during a momentary halt the grenadier company

requested the pipers to play for them, and they danced a Highland reel,

to the astonishment of the 59th Regiment, which was close in the rear.

In the Indian Mutiny, again, in a time of imminent peril, “as we,”

writes the author of _The Highland Brigade_, “approached a big bungalow

our hearts were cheered by the sound of the bagpipes playing a foursome

reel. When we were halted and dismissed I went into the building, and

there were four or five sets dancing with all their might.” The terrors

of the Mutiny did not quench their musical ardour—more likely they

intensified it.

In the Gordons and in some other Scottish regiments, when a marriage

occurs in the ranks, the happy bridegroom is forcibly seized by his

comrades and placed on a table elevated on the shoulders of four stout

fellows. On the table a man ludicrously dressed to represent a woman and

personate the bride has been placed to await him. Both are furnished

with a bag, one of soot and the other of flour, and they belabour each

other unmercifully, while their uproarious following form up in military

order, and march after them round the camp to the tune of “Woo’d an’

Married an’ a’,” played by one of the regimental pipers. The procession

is most grotesque, and is headed by a stalwart comrade acting as drum-

major, and absurdly dressed in old blankets, etc., his staff of office

being a mop, crowned by a 4lb. loaf, which he majestically brandishes in

a style irresistibly comic. The procession ends at the canteen, where

the bridegroom, as the price of release from his by no means enviable

position, must treat his merry following in suitable style.

At a military funeral the band draws up in two ranks facing each other

on the right flank of the procession, with a space of about two paces

between the men, and forming a lane wide enough to allow of the passing

of a gun carriage or hearse. As the cortege begins to move the firing

party first pass through the lane in file, with arms reversed. The band

follows, closing up in playing order. Next comes the body, the following

party, and civilians and friends. When well clear of the house or

hospital, the command “Slow march” is given, when the rolls are taken up

in slow time. After the start one half the side drummers keep up the

rolls during the first part of the tune, and are relieved in the second

part by the other half. The drums, of course, are muffled. Should the

cemetery be some distance off, the procession breaks into quick time, in

which case the pipers play no more until within a reasonable distance

from the ground, when slow time is again taken up, and the band plays

till the cortege has passed in. They then cease, and follow up, placing

themselves in a convenient position near the grave. On the first volley

being fired, the first bar of the “Dead March” is played, on the second

two bars, and on the third the whole of the first part once through.

This ends the ceremony, and the band marches out, and forms in front of

the firing party, stepping off with them at quick march, playing tunes

on the way home, as on ordinary parade. In the case of Volunteer

funerals, however, where local sentiment might be roused by such a

custom, the band usually marches home in silence.

There are often striking incidents at military funerals which are not

pre-arranged. At the battle of Fort-Rohya, in India, in April, 1858,

General Hope, of Pinkie, and of the 93rd Highlanders, was killed. At the

funeral his body was wrapped in a Highland plaid and accompanied to the

grave by the pipers of the 42nd, 78th, 79th, and 93rd, playing the

“Flowers of the Forest.” This action, it may be added, was the first

occasion after the battle of Waterloo on which these four regiments met

in active service, and the incident of General Hope’s death and funeral

made it all the more memorable.

In military circles, when pipers play round the officers’ mess, they

generally start at some considerable distance outside, usually in an

adjoining room or the open air, the object of this being that the

strains of the instrument may be heard as coming from a distance. After

finishing inside, the performers play to and wind up where they started

from. The usual procedure may not in strict detail be the same in all

Highland or Scottish regiments, but it is something like the following:—

The men assemble at the appointed place under their pipe-major, who, on

a given order, arranges his men and starts the tune (a march),

everything being pre-arranged. When all is steady he turns to his right

or left, the others marching in Indian file into the mess-room, round

which they go two or three times, afterwards forming up behind the

senior officer’s chair, when they change into strathspey and reel. When

they stop the pipe-major receives a glass of “mountain dew,” with which

he drinks the company’s health, the toast being usually given in Gaelic.

After this he starts another march round the table and then out. All

obstacles, animate or inanimate, must be kept out of the leading piper’s

path. If not he may sometimes find himself in an awkward case. He may

have stairs to go up and come down, corners to turn, doors to pass

through which are too low for the drones, projecting pegs and all sorts

of things to negotiate. The following are a few instances of the

difficulties of pipers in such positions:—

The first is in regards to playing in file, which is generally

acknowledged to be the most difficult formation in which pipers can be

placed. This will become apparent when notice is taken of the fact that

the drones of the player immediately in front drown to a considerable

degree the sound of the player’s chanter. It is therefore only by

listening carefully to the different parts of the tune, and watching the

marching swing of the pipers in front, as well as keeping the regular

step, that one can decide whether the performers are adept players or

not, and, as efficient pipers know, such performances require long

practice and confidence. Then it sometimes happens that a central piper

wanders into the wrong part, thus knocking the pipers in front and

behind completely out. There at once ensues a stampede, so to say, no

one being able to detect who the erring piper is. This is one of the

occasions when the pipe-major looks ferocious, for, being in front, he

is powerless to rectify matters, and is compelled to march on and listen

to the row. The discordant notes will, of course, continue unless the

defaulters and others who are “put out” have confidence enough to stop

and catch up the tune at its proper place. Failing this, the pipe-

major’s only alternative is to form up his men behind the senior

officer’s chair as quickly as possible, and at once strike into the next

tune in his programme. Blunders of this sort, it is only right to state,

are usually committed by nervous men or beginners, but seldom through

carelessness. Again, when pipers are performing this duty, waiters who,

in the exercise of their own functions, are eager to serve their guests,

often bump against or unintentionally obstruct the pipe-major. In some

cases the chanter is knocked out of his hand, thus causing a temporary

derangement as the pipers swing round in their course. Pipers are

sometimes called upon to go into queer places. For instance, let us take

the huts at Aldershot and elsewhere. Here the pipers start from the

outside or from the kitchen, and wend their way round corners and

through very narrow and low doors, which necessitate their marching in a

crouching position in order to prevent the big drone coming in contact

with the top of the door. As they enter the mess-room, they are

invariably obstructed by the inevitable draught-screen, which some one

has neglected to draw aside at the proper time. “Through an obstruction

of this kind,” writes a pipe-major of one of the Highland regiments, “an

accident happened to myself on the first occasion that I, as a pipe-

major, went round the table to play a pibroch in my regiment. I started

in an adjoining room, and as I entered the mess-room door, immediately

behind the draught-screen, the latch caught the ribbons of the outside

drone and pulled the pipes off my shoulder. This caused me to make a few

‘boberechims,’ and I stopped. This being my maiden tune as pipe-major in

my new regiment, a sudden suspicion seemed to seize the officers, who

promptly sent out the mess, sergeant to see and report what state I was

in. After my explanation, which was regarded as satisfactory, I

restarted my tune, for the playing of which the officers indicated their

approval.”

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