Exceptionally good in food for body and mind. "First person present in
indicative mood" is Sir FREDERICK, the courteous President, pointing out
to Royal Highnesses the beauties of Burlington House. Stars, ribands,
and garters everywhere. Exceptionally distinguished personages come in
with invitations only, and no orders. Pretty to see Cardinal MANNING's
bright scarlet scull-cap, quite eclipsing RUSTEM PASHA's fez. Cardinal
distinctly observed to smile during MARKISS's humorous observations.
"MARKISS is ready," sounds like twin phrase to "Barkis is willin'."
H.R.H.'s speech shorter than ever. Wonderful, too, how eloquent Sir
FREDERICK contrives to spread fresh butter on dry old toasts, so that
everyone relishes them as choice morsels. All speeches shorter, except
Admiralty Lord's, who, being among portrait-painters, goes in for
figures. But where is--"Mr. STANLEY, I presume?" Not here. Invited, but
perhaps exploring neighbourhood, and unable to discover Burlington
House. Altogether an exceptionally brilliant evening.
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[Illustration: AT A HORSE FAIR.
Dealer. "NOW, GUV'NOR, SAY YOU'LL 'AVE 'IM FOR THIRTY-FIVE BOB. YOU
CAN'T GET A GOOD SOUND YOUNG 'OSS LIKE 'IM FOR LESS!"]
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