CHAPTER V

A BEGINNER'S FIRST ADVENTURES

What happened to me in making a beginning as a free lance producer of

non-fiction might happen to any one else of an equal amount of

inexperience. My home town had no professional magazine writer to whom I

could turn for advice; and though I devoured scores of books about

writing, they were chiefly concerned either with the newspaper business

or with the technique of fiction, and they all failed to get down to

brass tacks about my own pressing problem, which was how to write and

sell magazine articles. I was not seeking any more ABC advice about

newspaper "stories," nor did I feel the least urge toward producing

fiction. I thirsted to find out how to prepare and market a manuscript

to _The Saturday Evening Post_ or _Collier's_, but the books in the

public library were all about the short story and the novel, Sunday

"features," the evolution of the printing press or the adventures of a

sob sister on an afternoon daily.

So I had to go out and get my education as a magazine writer in a school

of tough experiences. A few of these experiences are here recorded, in

the hope that some of the lessons that were enforced upon me may be of

help to other beginners.

The immediate results of my plunge into free lancing were:

JANUARY--not one cent.

FEBRUARY--$50.46. Seven dollars of this was for the magazine article. No

other magazine acceptances had followed the Wedge. I had not yet caught

the national viewpoint, nor had I picked up much practical information

about the magazine markets.

By March it was becoming painfully evident that a fledgling free lance

should, if he is wise, depend for a while upon a local newspaper for the

larger part of his income. In a school of hard knocks I learned to sell

"stories" of purely local interest to the Kansas City market, topics of

state-wide interest to the St. Louis Sunday editors, and contributions

whose appeal was as wide as the Gulf of Mexico to newspapers in Chicago

and New York.

Also I learned that if the free lance hopes to make any of these markets

take a lively interest in him, he will introduce his manuscripts with

interesting photographs. I rented a little black cube of a camera for

twenty-five cents a day. It had a universal focus and nothing to bother

about in the way of adjustments. To operate it you peeked into the range

finder, then threw a lever. Its lens was so slow that no pictures could

be taken with it except in bright sunlight.

I wrote about motor cars, willow farms, celebrities, freaks of nature in

the city parks, catfish and junk heaps--anything of which I could snap

interesting photographs and find enough text to "carry" the picture.

March saw me earn $126.00 by doing assignments for the city editor in

the mornings and "stories" at space rates in the afternoons for the

Sunday section. At night I plugged away at manuscripts hopefully

intended for national periodicals. But not until late in September did I

"land" in a big magazine. Then--the thrill that comes once in a

lifetime--I sold an article to _Collier's_. It required tremendous

energy to keep up such a pace, but there was sweet comfort in the

thought that, technically at least, I was now my own boss. Gradually, I

broke away from assignment work until I was free to write what I liked

and to go where I pleased.

From finding material in the city, I adventured into some of the near-by

towns in Missouri and Kansas, and soon was arguing a theory that in

every small town the local correspondents of big city newspapers are

constantly overlooking pay streaks of good "feature stories." Usually I

would start out with twenty-five dollars and keep moving until I went

broke. A railway journey no longer meant, as in reportorial days, a

banquet in the dining-car and a chair on the observation platform,

charged up on an expense account. Often enough I slept in a day coach,

my head pillowed on a kodak wrapped in a sweater vest. The elevation was

just right for a pillow; and at the same time the traveler was insured

against theft of his most precious possession, a brand new folding

camera of post card size.

For the little snapshot box soon showed its weakness in an emergency and

had to be replaced with a better machine which had an adjustable

diaphragm, a timing apparatus, a focusing scale and a front like an

accordion. One afternoon it had happened that while two hundred miles

from a city and twenty from the nearest railroad, the snapshot box had

been useless baggage for two hours, while an anxious free lance sat

perched on the crest of an Ozark mountain studying an overcast sky and

praying for some sunlight. At last the sun blazed out for half a minute

and the lever clicked in exultation.

This experience enforced a lesson: "Learn to take any sort of picture,

indoors or out, on land or water, in any sort of weather." After I got

the new machine, with a tripod to insure stability and consequent

sharpness of outline, a piece of lemon-colored glass for cloud

photography and another extra lens for portrait work, I began snapping

at anything that held out even the faintest promise of allowing me to

clear expenses in the course of acquiring needed experience. I

photographed the neighbors' children, houses offered for sale, downtown

street scenes and any number of x-marks-the-spot-of-the-accident.

When a cyclone cut a swath through one of our suburbs, I rushed

half-a-dozen photographs to _Leslie's_, feeling again some of the same

thrilling sort of confidence that had accompanied the first Irresistible

Wedge. Back came three dollars for a single print. Rather a proud day,

that! Never before had one of my prints sold for more than fifty cents.

There were evenings after that when I meditated giving the writing game

good-by in favor of photography; and many a time since then the old

temptation has recurred. The wonder of catching lovely scenery in a box

and of watching film and print reproduce it in black and white keeps

ever fresh and fascinating to me, gratifying an instinct for composition

in one whose fingers are too clumsy to attempt to draw or paint. In

those early days of my adventures in photography an editor came very

near the literal truth when he sarcastically observed: "Young man, life

to you seems to be just one long undeveloped film."

Parallel with improvement in skill as a photographer, I developed a

working plan to insure more profitable excursions afield. My interested

friends among editors and reporters gladly gave me hints about possible

out-of-town sources of "stories," and I studied the news columns, even

to the fine type of the Missouri and Kansas state notes, with all the

avidity of an aged hobo devouring a newspaper in the public library. For

every possibility I made out a card index memorandum, as--

KANAPOLIS, KAS.

Geographical center of the country. Once proposed as the

capital of the nation--and of the state of Kansas. Now a

whistling station and a rock salt plant.

For each memorandum I stuck a pin in the state maps pasted on the wall

of my workshop. When there were several pins in any neighborhood, I

would sling my kodak over my shoulder, the carrying case strapped to the

tripod-top, like a tramp with a bundle at the end of a stick. And then

away, with an extra pair of socks and a harmonica for baggage. Besides

the material that I felt certain of finding through advance information,

luck always could be trusted to turn up some additional "stories." The

quickest way to find out what there was to write about in a town was

simply to walk into the local newspaper office, introduce myself and ask

for some tips about possible "features." I cannot recall that any one

ever refused me, or ever failed to think of something worth while.

I do not know yet whether what I discovered then is a business or not,

but I made a living out of it. Whereas reporting on a salary had begun

to be something of a grind, the less profitable roamings of a free lance

furnished a life that had color and everlasting freshness.

Sometimes, trusting in the little gods of the improvident, I was lured

into the backwoods of the Ozarks by such a name as "Mountain Home,"

which caught my fancy on the map; and with no definite "stories" in mind

I would go sauntering from Nowhere-in-Particular in Northern Arkansas to

Someplace Else in Southern Missouri, snapping pictures by the roadside

and scribbling a few necessary notes. One of those excursions, which

cost $24.35, has brought a return, to date, of more than $250, which of

course does not include the worth of a five days' lark with a young

Irishman who went on the trip as a novel form of summer vacation.

He found all the novelty he could have hoped for. After some truly lyric

passages of life in Arkansas, when we felt positively homesick about

leaving one town to go on to another, we reached a railroad-less county

in Missouri infested with fleas; and to secure a discount on the stage

fare on the thirty-five-mile drive from Gainsville to West Plains (we

_had_ to have a discount to save enough to buy something to eat that

night) we played the harmonica for our driver's amusement until we

gasped like fish. His soul was touched either by the melody or by pity,

and he left us enough small change to provide a supper of cheese and

crackers.

Some happenings that must sound much more worth while in the ears of the

mundane have followed, but those first days of free lancing seem to me

to be among the choicest in a journalistic adventurer's experience.

Encounters with a variety of celebrities since then have proved no whit

more thrilling than the discovery that our host, Jerry South of Mountain

Home, was lieutenant-governor of Arkansas; and though I have roamed in

five nations, no food that I ever have tasted so nearly approaches that

of the gods as the strawberry shortcake we ate in Bergman.

Even in the crass matter of profits, I found the small town richer in

easily harvestable "stories" than the biggest city in the world. A few

years later I spent a week in London, but I picked up less there to

write about than I found in Sabetha, Kansas, in a single afternoon.

Sabetha furnished:

Half of the material for a motor car article. (When automobiles were

still a novelty to the rural population.) This sold to _Leslie's_.

An article on gasoline-propelled railway coaches, for _The Illustrated

World_.

A short contribution on scientific municipal management of public

utilities in a small town, for _Collier's_.

A character sketch about a local philanthropic money lender, for

_Leslie's_ and the Kansas City _Star_.

An account of the Kansas Amish, a sect something like the Tolstoys, for

Kansas City, St. Louis and New York newspapers.

Short Sunday specials about a $40,000 hospital and a thoroughly modern

Kansas farm house for Kansas City and St. Louis Sunday sections.

The profits of these excursions were not always immediate, and until

after I had worked many weeks at the trade there were periods of

serious financial embarrassment. To cite profitable trips too early is

to get ahead of my story, but the time is none the less propitious to

remark that a country town or a small city certainly is as good a place

for the free lance to operate (once he knows a "story" when he sees it)

as is New York or Chicago, Boston, New Orleans or San Francisco. I often

wonder if I would not have been better off financially if I had kept on

working from a Kansas City headquarters instead of emigrating to the

East.

I might have gone on this way for a long time, in contentment, for my

profits were steadily mounting and my markets extending. But one day my

wanderings extended as far as Chicago, and there I ran across an old

friend of student days. He had been the cartoonist of the college

magazine when I was its editor. He wore, drooping from one corner of his

face, a rah-rah bulldog pipe; an enormous portfolio full of enormities

of drawing was under one arm, and, dangling at the end of the other, was

one of the tiniest satchels that ever concealed a nightgown.

In answer to questions about what he was doing with himself, he

confessed that he was not making out any better than most other newly

graduated students of art. I argued that if Chicago did not treat him

considerately, he ought to head for New York, where real genius, more

than likely, would be more quickly appreciated. Also, if this was to his

liking, I would invite myself to go along with him.

We went. Now sing, O Muse, the slaughter!

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