CHAPTER V

ORDERED TO LIVE IN PEKING--"WHAT A BYSTANDER SAYS"--A RETURN TO

EUROPE--MARRIAGE--CHINA ONCE AGAIN--THE BURLINGAME MISSION--FIRST

DECORATION--THE "WASA" OF SWEDEN AND NORWAY

When his share in the arrangements for the disbandment of "The

Ever-Victorious Army" was completed, the I.G. received a second order

directing him to live at Peking. In those days Peking was the very

last corner of the world. Eighty miles inland, not even the sound of

a friendly ship's whistle could help an exiled imagination cross the

gulf to far-away countries, while railways were, of course, still

undreamed of.

The only two means of reaching the capital were by springless cart

over the grey alkali plains, or by boat along the Grand Canal.

Both were slow; neither was enjoyable, but since the latter perhaps

presented fewer discomforts, Robert Hart chose to spend a week in the

monotonous scenery of mudbanks, and land at Tungchow, a little town

some fifteen miles from his destination. Thence he made his way over

a roughly paved stone causeway--one of those roads that the Chinese

proverb says is "good for ten years and bad for ten thousand"--between

endless fields of high millet to the biggest gate of Peking itself.

To step through the gate was to step back into the Middle Ages--into

the times of Ghenghiz Khan. The street leading from it was nobly

planned--broad, generous; but rough and uneven like the hastily

made highway from one camp to another. Rough, too, were the vehicles

traversing it; the oddly assorted teams, mules, donkeys and Mongolian

ponies, went unclipped and ungroomed; the drivers went unwashed.

Loathsome beggars sat in the gilded doorways of the fur-shops, the

incongruity of their rags against the background of barbaric splendour

evidently appealing to none of the passers-by who hurried about their

business in a cloud of dust.

At sundown the noise and bustle ceased; the big city gates closed with

a clang, and the municipal guard, for all the world like Dogberry and

his watch, made their rounds beating wooden clappers, not in the hope

of catching, but rather in the hope of frightening malefactors away.

[Illustration: UNDER THE PEKING CITY WALL TOWARDS TUNGCHOW--ALONG THE

GRAND CANAL.]

Yet Robert Hart had already seen far queerer places--and lonelier. I

am thinking now of Formosa, that strange land of adventure where the

veriest good-for-nothings, stranded by chance, have "owned navies and

mounted the steps of thrones," and where he spent some time in 1864

inspecting the Custom Houses.

A most amusing story was told him on his travels there--a story

too good to leave unrepeated, though he personally had no part in

it--unless the laugh at the end can be called a part. During one of

those terrible storms which periodically sweep the shores of Formosa,

an American vessel was wrecked and her crew eaten by the aborigines.

The nearest American Consul thereupon journeyed inland to the savage

territory in order to make terms with the cannibals for future

emergencies. Unfortunately the chiefs refused to listen, and would

have nothing to do with the agreement prepared for their signature.

The Consul was irritated by their obstinacy; he had a bad temper and

a glass eye, and when he lost the first, the second annoyed him. Under

great stress of excitement he occasionally slipped the eye out for

a moment, rubbed it violently on his coat-sleeve, then as rapidly

replaced it--and this he did there in the council hut, utterly

forgetful of his audience, and before a soul could say the Formosan

equivalent of "Jack Robinson."

The chiefs paled, stiffened, shuddered with fright. One with more

presence of mind than his fellows called for a pen. "Yes, quick,

quick, a pen!"--the word passed from mouth to mouth. No more

obstinacy, no more hesitation; all of them clamoured to sign,

willing, even eager to yield to any demand that a man gifted with the

supernatural power of taking out his eye and replacing it at pleasure,

might make.

On his return from Formosa the I.G. wrote a famous paper called "Pang

Kwan Lun" ("What a Bystander Says"), full of useful criticisms and

suggestions on Chinese affairs. Some were followed, others were

not, but he had the satisfaction of hearing from the lips of the

Empress-Dowager herself--when she received him in audience in

1902--that she regretted more of his advice had not been taken,

subsequent events having proved how sound and useful it all was.

In 1866, having worked twelve years in China--seven of those years for

the Chinese Government--Robert Hart felt a very natural desire to see

his own country and his own people again. He therefore applied for

leave, and was granted six months--none too long a rest after the

strenuous work he had done.

Just before starting he said to the Chinese, "You will soon be

establishing Legations abroad. Do you not think that my going will be

an excellent opportunity for you to send some of your people to see a

little of the world?" Yes, they agreed it would be; but--though they

never told him so--I think the older conservative generation had grave

doubts whether the adventurous ones would return alive. Europe was

then a _terra incognita_. There might easily be pirates in the Seine

and cannibals in Bond Street, not to mention the hundred mysterious

dangers of the great waters and the fire-breathing monsters that

traversed them.

Well, in the end, the prejudices melted and the party started,

chaperoned by the I.G. Five in all there were, a certain Pin Lao Yeh,

an ex-Prefect, his son and three students from the Tung Wen Kwan or

College of Languages. Old Pin Lao Yeh, being the senior, wrote a book

about his experiences, describing all he saw for the benefit of his

timid homekeeping countrymen, and giving careful measurements of

everything measurable--the masts of the steamers, the length of the

wharves, the height of the Arc de Triomphe, as if in some mysterious

way statistics could prove a prop to the faint-hearted. Of the four

lads in the "experiment," two afterwards filled high diplomatic

posts. A certain Fang I was made Chargé d'Affaires in London and later

Consul-General in Singapore, while Chang Teh Ming was made Minister

Plenipotentiary to the Court of St. James.

The voyage home was uneventful, the little party's first adventure

coming at their last port. Here the Customs had to be passed. With

some pride, I should like to write, only I am sure it was with his

usual modesty--the kind of modesty that made strangers say, the first

time they saw him, "Is that all he is?" and after they had spoken with

him for ten minutes, "Can he be all that?"--the I.G. presented his

letter from the French Legation at Peking to the Chief Custom House

Official Profound bows immediately from this worthy, then grand

gestures and the magic words, "Passe en ambassade!"

Accordingly the "mission" passed--in true Chinese style. The first

man by had a dried duck over his shoulder, the next a smoked ham,

the third a jar of pickled cabbage, none too savoury, while all

the attachés and servants were equally weighted down by pieces of

outlandish baggage from which nothing in the world would have induced

them to part, since nothing in the world could have replaced them in

the markets of the West.

From Marseilles Robert Hart went on to Paris. Though this was his

first sight of the Continent, he was too impatient to be home to

linger, and he only remained long enough to hand over his charges to

the Foreign Minister, who promised they should be treated with the

utmost friendliness. They were indeed. Half the courts of Europe

entertained them; they dined with Napoleon and Eugenie; had tea with

old King William of Prussia at Potsdam, and travelled altogether _en

prince_.

Meanwhile the I.G. declined any share in the lionizing, and slipped

off to enjoy a quiet holiday in Ireland. The only inconvenience he

found in being a private individual was when he passed the Customs

in London. What a difference from Marseilles! About sixty passengers

crowded into the examining room together, and a slouchy man with a

short pipe came forward, eyed them critically, but instead of taking

people in turn, spied out Robert Hart and said roughly, "I'll take

you. Anything to declare?" pointing to his pile of trunks.

"Nothing but one box of cigars--Manillas."

The man scowled just as if he had discovered a gunpowder plot. Finally

he asked Hart where he came from.

"Straight from China, from Peking."

"Oh," said the Examiner, softening a little, "that's such a long way I

suppose we can let those cigars pass."

Then he went over to the waiting people, waved his hand and said, "You

can go; that's all."

Robert Hart was so much amused at being picked out as the likely

smuggler of the party that he could scarcely restrain himself from

whipping out of his pocket a card with "Inspector-General Chinese

Imperial Maritime Customs" on it and presenting it to the man.

He found his father and mother settled at Ravarnet, as proud as happy

to see him back again, and he dropped quite naturally into the simple

home life, resumed his affectionate intimacy with a clan of sisters

just as if it had never been broken off, and took the same delight

in simple pleasures that he had taken as a boy. Some of his relatives

wondered a little at this.

"Let me look at you," said they, peering and peeking about him for

the solution of the mystery. For mystery there must be when a great

man--yes, that's what he was already--should look just the same on the

outside as Tom or Dick or Harry--should even enjoy a simple breakfast

of fresh herring and tea.

"I am just like everybody else," he would answer to their

half-quizzical inspection. "No more noses or eyes than you."

Alas! this home life, delightful though it was, could not last very

long. On August 22nd, 1866, he married that daughter of old Dr. Bredon

of Portadown that his aunt had prophesied he would when, at the age of

ten days, he lay upon her lap. The honeymoon was spent at the romantic

lakes of Killarney, and very soon afterwards the young couple were on

their way out to China again.

The house in Peking had been somewhat rearranged and remodelled while

the I.G. was in Europe, in anticipation of his wife's coming. Without

altering the picturesqueness of the original Chinese design, it had

been adapted to Western ideas of comfort. The pretty pavilions

with their upturned roofs remained; the ornamental rockwork of the

courtyards, the doors shaped like gourds or leaves or full moons,

were left untouched. So were the odd-shaped windows, real Jack Frost

designs; but instead of paper, glass was fitted into the quaint panes

and the stone floors, characteristic of Chinese rooms, covered with

wood--a very necessary alteration in a town which, although in the

same latitude as Naples, Madrid and Constantinople, has a winter as

severe as New York.

Fortunately neither he nor his bride had a very keen taste for

society, as in those days Peking could not boast of any. The

Diplomatic Corps was small; no concession-hunters or would-be builders

of battleships enlivened the capital with their intrigues, and the

monotony of life was broken only by an occasional visitor.

Rarely, very rarely, there was a dinner party--a formal affair, to

which the I.G.'s wife went in state and, as became her rank, in a big

green box of a sedan chair with four bearers. Indeed this was the

only possible means of going about comfortably at night in a city

of unexpected ditches, ruts like sword-gashes, and lighted only by

twinkling lanterns of belated roysterers.

The I.G. was therefore somewhat disconcerted when his chair coolies,

having been six months in his service, came to say they could remain

no longer. "It is not that we are discontented with our wages," the

head man explained, "or that you are not a kind master, or that the

_Taitai_ [the lady of the house] is an inconsiderate mistress."

"Then you have too much work to do?"

"No, that's the trouble," the man replied, "we have not enough. Our

shoulders are getting soft and our leg muscles are getting flabby. Now

if the _Taitai_ would only go out for twenty miles every day instead

of for two miles every ten days as she does now, we would be delighted

to remain in your service." Was ever stranger complaint made by

servant to master?

Whenever work permitted Robert Hart and his wife rode out into the

country on their stocky native ponies, sometimes to one and sometimes

to another of the picturesque temples, pagodas and monasteries which

then abounded in the hills near by. The favourite picnicking place of

the little community--almost the only Imperial property open in those

days--was the ruined palace of Yuen Ming Yuen destroyed by the Allies

in 1860. It must have been a most charming spot, at all events in the

autumn months, when the persimmon-trees, heavy with balls of golden,

fruit, overhung its grey walls.

The original construction in semi-foreign style from plans by the

early Jesuit Fathers was doubtless still easy to trace; an ornate

façade brought unexpected memories of Versailles, while on crumbling

walls old European coats-of-arms, carved, for the sake of their

decorative beauty, beside Oriental dragons and phoenixes, remained to

surprise and delight the eye.

Unluckily business too often stood in the way of pleasure, for the

'sixties were very busy years. China was just beginning to realize

that she could no longer remain in peaceful self-sufficiency;

intercourse with foreign nations she must have, willing or no; that

meant drastic changes--changes in which the I.G.'s advice would be

valuable. Thus circumstances helped him into a unique position, one

without parallel in any other country; he was continually consulted on

hundreds of matters not properly connected with Customs administration

at all, and he was in fact, if not in name, far more than an

Inspector-General.

[Illustration: A PICNIC IN OLD PEKING--TOWARDS YUEN MING YUEN.]

Much of this advisory work, too, was of the most delicate nature: some

involved intricate dealings with several Powers having conflicting

interests. The slightest false move would often have been sufficient

to snap the frail thread of negotiation. It is not to be wondered

at if he made some mistakes--he would have been scarcely human

otherwise--but as a rule his tact and energy carried to a successful

issue whatever he began.

"What is your secret power of settling a difficult matter?" a friend

once asked him. "Whenever I deal with other people, and especially

with Chinese," was the answer, "I always ask myself two questions:

what idea that I do not want them to have will my remark suggest to

them, and what answer will my remark allow them to make to me?"

The habit of deliberating before he made a statement grew upon him,

as habits will, exaggerated with time, and provided an excuse for at

least one _bon mot_. A certain French Professor whom he had brought

out with him for the Tung Wen Kwan once went to interview his chief.

"Well," said his colleagues on his return. "What did the I.G. say

about such and such a thing?" The Frenchman shook his head ruefully:

"He rolled the answer back and forth seven times, and then he did not

make it." Probably the I.G. had learned by experience that a person

can seldom pick up a hasty speech just where he dropped it.

Another time a very charming lady went up to him at a soirée with a

rose in her hand. "May I offer you my boutonnière?" said she, smiling.

The mere fact of a question having been asked him suddenly put him

instinctively upon his guard; an uncommunicative look spread over his

face, and to her horror and his own subsequent amusement, he answered,

"I should prefer to consider the matter before answering."

In 1868 came the affair of the Burlingame Mission, with which--as with

all the other events of the time in China--Robert Hart had much to do.

Mr. Burlingame was then United States Minister in Peking, a personal

friend of the I.G.'s and a most charming man with a genius for

hospitality. Nothing pleased him more than to see half a dozen

nationalities seated at his table. At one of these little dinners

Burlingame noticed that a certain discussion was growing too serious

and heated. Some of his guests were on the point of losing their

tempers, for Envoys Extraordinary dislike being disagreed with, even

by Ministers Plenipotentiary. He therefore picked up his glass of

sherry in the most courtly manner in the world, held it to the light,

studied it critically from every point of view, turning it now this

way, now that.

"Look," said he suddenly, addressing the table in his most charming

manner, "did you ever see sherry exactly like that before? Do you

notice its peculiar colour? See how it shines--yellow in one light,

reddish brown in another."

When he had drawn the interest, he went on to give the most delightful

little lecture on sherries, their similarities, their differences, and

their making, till the whole table listened with rapt attention

and, listening, forgot their perilous discussion and the heat and

irritation they had spent upon it.

These very qualities of tact and polish, combined with dignity and

agreeable manners, made Mr. Burlingame popular with the courtly

Chinese officials, and when he was about to return to his own country

some of the Wai-Wu-Pu (Foreign Office) Ministers asked him to speak a

good word for China in the United States. "Was not that an excellent

idea?" they asked the I.G. next day. He agreed, and out of this

trivial incident grew the Burlingame Mission to all the courts of

Europe. Alas! the idea was visionary rather than practical, and doomed

to disappointment--a disappointment which, luckily, Mr. Burlingame

himself never felt keenly, since he died at St. Petersburg while his

tour was still uncompleted.

At the same time that he was concerned with the Mission, the I.G.

was "setting his house in order" with very practical measures. New

Regulations for Pilotage, Rules for the Joint Investigation (Chinese

and Consular) of Disputed Customs Cases, Rules for Coolie Emigration,

each in turn claimed his attention, and it was he also who arranged

with the Chinese that one-tenth of the tonnage dues--afterwards raised

to seven-tenths--should be devoted to port improvements and lighting

the coasts. Until he took the matter in hand, vessels had been obliged

to grope around the difficult China coast in total darkness; to-day,

thanks to his foresight, lighthouses are dotted from Newchang in the

north to Hainan in the south, and a little fleet of three Revenue

cruisers serves them.

A lawsuit called him to Shanghai, when these matters were off his

hands, and kept him there for some weeks. He had time to enter into

the social life of the place, meet all the people worth meeting,

and, what he enjoyed most of all, hear the sermons of a certain Dean

Butcher, famous for his wit. The first Sunday the I.G. "sat under"

him, the Dean dragged out his discourse so interminably--and quite

contrary to his usual custom--that Robert Hart actually took out his

watch. Just as he quietly got it back to his pocket again and noticed

that he had listened for fifty minutes, the preacher looked up from

his manuscript and made Hart start guiltily as he said, "You ask, is

the sermon done. No, my brothers, it is not _done_. It is _read_. Be

ye doers of the Word, not hearers only." This bit of effect at

the end, so cleverly led up to, accounted for the unnaturally long

discourse.

Another time, when Robert Hart was present, Dean Butcher preached

from a text in the Psalms, "If I go up to the heights, Thy Presence is

beside me, and if I go into the utmost depths. It is there," etc. He

had subdivided the sermon into headings--preached about God in heaven

and God upon earth, when he suddenly began to cough a little. "The

preacher's voice fails him," he said--cough, cough--"fails him, my

brethren"--more coughs--"fails him"--still more gentle coughs--"and so

we must leave God in hell till next Sunday."

Some years afterwards, when the I.G. was in Shanghai again, he went to

a luncheon at which Dean Butcher was present. Every one was asked

to tell a story, and when Robert Hart's turn came, he told one of

a certain clergyman of his acquaintance--the name he mercifully

withheld--who had "left God in hell till next Sunday." The face of

Dean Butcher during the telling was a study in sunset colours, but no

one except himself and the I.G. remembered the particular preacher who

had been so indiscreet.

Before he left Shanghai Robert Hart received the first of his long

series of honours. It came with delightful unexpectedness, with no

warning of its arrival; simply, one day as he was going to see his

lawyer, Mr. (afterwards Sir Nicholas) Hannen, a passing postman handed

him a little brown-paper parcel with Swedish stamps on it. As he

had neither acquaintance nor official correspondence with Sweden or

Norway, he was completely puzzled as to what it might contain. Greatly

to his surprise, on opening it he found an order, the "Wasa" of Sweden

and Norway, the very first foreign recognition of his international

work in China. Coming as it did just at that moment, it was singularly

opportune and acceptable, and ever afterwards I know it held a

peculiar place in his affections, even when he received a shower of

Grand Crosses from every civilized country in the world.

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