XLI

The first hint of the tremendous events impending came to Mr. Daney

through the medium of no less an informant than his wife. Upon

returning from the mill office on the evening of Donald McKaye's

marriage, Mr. Daney was met at his front door by Mrs. Daney who cried

triumphantly:

"Well, what did I tell you about Donald McKaye?"

Mr. Daney twitched inwardly, but answered composedly. "Not one-tenth

of one per cent, of what I have discovered without your valuable

assistance my dear."

She wrinkled the end of her nose disdainfully. "He's gone motoring

with Nan Brent in a hired car, and they took the baby with them. They

passed through town about half past two this afternoon and they

haven't returned yet."

"How do you know all this?" he demanded coolly.

"I saw them as they passed by on the road below; I recognized that

rent limousine of the Central Garage with Ben Nicholson driving it,

and a few moments ago I telephoned the Central Garage and asked for

Ben. He hasn't returned yet--and it's been dark for half an hour."

"Hum-m-m! What do you suspect, my dear?"

"The worst," she replied dramatically.

"What a wonderful fall day this has been," he remarked blandly as he

hung up his hat. She turned upon him a glance of fury; he met it with

one so calm and impersonal that the good lady quite lost control of

herself. "Why do you withhold your confidence from me?" she cried

sharply.

"Because you wouldn't respect it, my dear; also, because I'm paid to

keep the McKaye secrets and you're not."

"Is he going to marry her, Andrew? Answer me," she demanded.

"Unfortunately for you, Mrs. Daney, the young gentleman hasn't taken

me into his confidence. Neither has the young lady. Of course I

entertain an opinion, on the subject, but since I am not given to

discussing the intimate personal affairs of other people, you'll

excuse my reticence on this subject, I'm sure. I repeat that this has

been a wonderful fall day."

She burst into tears of futile rage and went to her room. Mr. Daney

partook of his dinner in solitary state and immediately after dinner

strolled down town and loitered around the entrance to the Central

Garage until he saw Ben Nicholson drive in about ten o'clock.

"Hello, Ben," he hailed the driver as Ben descended from his seat. "I

hear you've been pulling off a wedding."

Ben Nicholson lowered his voice and spoke out the corner of his mouth.

"What do you know about the young Laird, eh, Mr. Daney? Say I could

'a' cried to see him throwin' himself away on that Jane."

Mr. Daney shrugged. "Oh, well, boys will be boys," he declared. "The

bigger they are the harder they fall. Of course, Ben, you understand

I'm not in position to say anything, one way or the other," he added

parenthetically, and Ben Nicholson nodded comprehension. Thereupon

Mr. Daney sauntered over to the cigar stand in the hotel, loaded his

cigar case and went down to his office, where he sat until midnight,

smoking and thinking. The sole result of his cogitations, however, he

summed up in a remark he directed at the cuspidor just before he went

home:

"Well, there's blood on the moon and hell will pop in the morning."

For the small part he had played in bringing Nan Brent back to Port

Agnew, the general manager fully expected to be dismissed from the

McKaye service within thirty seconds after old Hector should reach the

mill office; hence with the heroism born of twelve hours of

preparation he was at his desk at eight o'clock next morning. At nine

o'clock The Laird came in and Mr. Daney saw by his face instantly that

old Hector knew. The general manager rose at his desk and bowed with

great dignity.

"Moritori salutamus, sir," he announced gravely.

"What the devil are you talking about, Daney?" The Laird demanded

irritably.

"That's what the gladiators used to say to the Roman populace. It

means, I believe, 'We who are about to die, salute you.' Here is my

resignation, Mr. McKaye."

"Don't be an ass, Andrew," The Laird commanded and threw the proffered

resignation into the waste basket. "Why should you resign?"

"To spare the trouble of discharging me, sir."

"What for?"

"Bringing the Brent girl back to Port Agnew. If I hadn't gotten her

address from Dirty Dan I would never have suggested to--"

"Enough. We will not discuss what might have been, Andrew. The boy

has married her, and since the blow has fallen nothing that preceded

it is of the slightest importance. What I have called to say to you is

this: Donald McKaye is no longer connected with the Tyee Lumber

Company."

"Oh, come, come, sir," Daney pleaded. "The mischief is done. You'll

have to forgive the boy and make the best of a bad business. What

can't be cured must be endured, you know."

"Not necessarily. And you might spare me your platitude, Andrew," The

Laird replied savagely. "I'm done with the lad forever, for son of

mine he is no longer. Andrew, do you remember the time he bought that

red cedar stumpage up on the Wiskah and unloaded it on me at a profit

of two hundred thousand dollars?"

Mr. Daney nodded. "And you, in turn, sold it at a profit of fifty

thousand," he reminded the irate old man.

"Donald did not retain that profit he made at my expense. 'Twas just a

joke with him. He put the money into bonds and sent them to you with

instructions to place them in my vault for my account." Mr. Daney

nodded and The Laird resumed. "Take those bonds to the Sawdust Pile,

together with a check for all the interest collected on the coupons

since they came into my possession, and tell him from me that I'll

take it kindly of him to leave Port Agnew and make a start for himself

elsewhere as quickly as he can. He owes it to his family not to

affront it by his presence in Port Agnew, giving ground for gossip and

scandal and piling needless sorrow upon us. And when the Sawdust Pile

is again vacant you will remove the Brent house and put in the drying

yard you've planned this many a year."

"Very well, sir. It's not a task to my liking, but--" His pause was

eloquent.

"Have my old desk put in order for me. I'm back in the harness and

back to stay, and at that I'm not so certain it isn't the best thing

for me, under the present circumstances. I dare say," he added, with a

sudden change of tone, "the news is all over Port Agnew this morning."

Mr. Daney nodded.

"You will procure Donald's resignation as President and have him

endorse the stock I gave him in order to qualify as a director of the

company. We'll hold a directors' meeting this afternoon and I'll step

back into the presidency."

"Very well, sir."

"You will cause a notice to be prepared for my signature, to be spread

on the bulletin board in each department, to the effect that Donald

McKaye is no longer connected in any way with the Tyee Lumber

Company."

"Damn it, man," Daney roared wrathfully, "have you no pride? Why wash

your dirty linen in public?"

"You are forgetting yourself, my good Andrew. If you do not wish to

obey my orders I shall have little difficulty inducing your assistant

to carry out my wishes, I'm thinking." The Laird's voice was calm

enough; apparently he had himself under perfect control, but--the

Blue-Bonnets-coming-over-the-Border look was in his fierce gray eyes;

under his bushy iron-gray brows they burned like campfires in twin

caverns at night. His arms, bowed belligerently, hung tense at his

side, his great hands opened and closed, a little to the fore; he

licked his lips and in the brief silence that followed ere Mr. Daney

got up and started fumbling with the combination to the great vault in

the corner, old Hector's breath came in short snorts. He turned and,

still in the same attitude, watched Daney while the latter twirled and

fumbled and twirled. Poor man! He knew The Laird's baleful glance was

boring into his back and for the life of him he could not remember the

combination he had used for thirty years.

Suddenly he abandoned all pretense and turned savagely on The Laird.

"Get out of my office," he yelled. "I work for you, Hector McKaye, but

I give you value received and in this office I'm king and be damned to

you." His voice rose to a shrill, childish treble that presaged tears

of rage. "You'll be sorry for this, you hard-hearted man. Please God

I'll live to see the day your dirty Scotch pride will be humbled and

you'll go to that wonderful boy and his wife and plead for

forgiveness. Why, you poor, pitiful, pusillanimous old pachyderm, if

the boy has dishonored you he has honored himself. He's a gallant

young gentleman, that's what he is. He has more guts than a bear. He's

_married_ the girl, damn you--and that's more than you would have done

at his age. Ah, don't talk to me! We were young together and I know

the game you played forty years ago with the girl at the Rat

Portage--yes, you--you with your youth and your hot passions--turning

your big proud back on your peculiar personal god to wallow in sin and

enjoy it."

"But I--I was a single man then," The Laird sputtered, almost

inarticulate with fury and astonishment.

"He was a single man yesterday but he's a married man to-day. And she

loves him. She adores him. You can see it in her eyes when his name is

mentioned. And she had no _reason_ to behave herself, had she? She has

behaved herself for three long years, but did she win anybody's

approbation for doing it? I'm telling you a masterful man like him

might have had her without the wedding ring, for love's sake, if he'd

cared to play a waiting game and stack the cards on her. After all,

she's human."

Suddenly he commenced to weep with fury, the tears cascading into his

whiskers making him look singularly ridiculous in comparison with the

expression on his face, which was anything but grievous. "Marriage!

Marriage!" he croaked. "I know what it is. I married a fat-head--and

so did my wife. We've never known romance; never had anything but a

quiet, well-ordered existence. I've dwelt in repression; never got out

of life a single one of those thrills that comes of doing something

daring and original and nasty. Never had an adventure; never had a

woman look at me like I was a god; married at twenty and never knew

the Grand Passion." He threw up his arms. "Oh-h-h, God-d-d! If I could

only be young again I'd be a devil! Praise be, I know one man with

guts enough to tell 'em all to go to hell."

With a peculiar little moving cry he started for the door.

"Andrew," The Laird cried anxiously. "Where are you going?"

"None of your infernal business," the rebel shrilled, "but if you must

know, I'm going down to the Sawdust Pile to kiss the bride and shake

a man's hand and wish him well. After I've done that I'll deliver your

message. Mark me, he'll never take those bonds."

"Of course he will, you old fool. They belong to him."

"But he refused to make a profit at the expense of his own father. He

gave them to you and he's not an Indian giver."

"Andrew, I have never known you to act in such a peculiar manner. Are

you crazy? Of course he'll take them. He'll have to take them in order

to get out of Port Agnew. I doubt if he has a dollar in the world."

Mr. Daney beat his chest gorilla fashion. "He doesn't need a dollar.

Boy and man, I've loved that--ahem! son of yours. Why, he always _did_

have guts. Keep your filthy money. The boy's credit is good with me.

I'm no pauper, even I if do work for you. I work for fun. Understand.

Or do you, Hector McKaye?"

"If you dare to loan my son as much as a thin dime I'll fire you out

of hand."

Mr. Daney jeered. "How?" he demanded very distinctly, and yet with a

queer, unusual blending of the sentence with a single word, as if the

very force of his breath had telescoped every syllable, "would you

like to stand off in that corner there and take a long runnin' jump at

yourself, proud father?"

"Out of this office! You're fired."

Mr. Daney dashed the tears from his whiskers and blew his nose. Then

he pulled himself together with dignity and bowed so low he lost his

center of gravity and teetered a little on his toes before recovering

his balance. "Fired is GOOD," he declared. "Where do you get that

stuff, eh? My dear old Furiosity, ain't my resignation in the

waste-basket? Good-by, good luck and may the good Lord give you the

sense God gives geese. I'm a better man than you are, Gunga Din."

The door banged open. Then it banged shut and The Laird was alone. The

incident was closed. The impossible had come to pass. For the strain

had been too great, and at nine o'clock on a working day morning,

steady, reliable, dependable, automatic Andrew Daney having imbibed

Dutch courage in lieu of Nature's own brand, was, for the first time

in his life, jingled to an extent comparable to that of a boiled owl.

Mr. Daney's assistant thrust his head in the door, to disturb The

Laird's cogitations. "The knee-bolters went out at the shingle mill

this morning, sir," he announced. "They want a six and a half hour day

and a fifty per cent. increase in wages, with a whole holiday on

Saturday. There's a big Russian red down there exhorting them."

"Send Dirty Dan to me. Quick!"

A telephonic summons to the loading shed brought Daniel P. O'Leary on

the run. "Come with me, Dan," The Laird commanded, and started for the

shingle mill. On the way down he stopped at the warehouse and selected

a new double-bitted ax which he handed to Dirty Dan. Mr. O'Leary

received the weapon in silence and trotted along at The Laird's heels

like a faithful dog, until, upon arrival at the shingle mill the

astute Hibernian took in the situation at a glance.

"Sure, 'tis no compliment you've paid me, sor, thinkin' I'll be afther

needin' an ax to take that fella's measure," he protested.

"Your job is to keep those other animals off me while _I_ take his

measure," The Laird corrected him.

Without an instant's hesitation Dirty Dan swung his ax and charged the

crowd. "Gower that, ye vagabones," he screeched. As he passed the

Russian he seized the latter by the collar, swung him and threw him

bodily toward old Hector, who received him greedily and drew him to

his heart. The terrible O'Leary then stood over the battling pair, his

ax poised, the while he hurled insult and anathema at the

knee-bolters. A very large percentage of knee-bolters and shingle

weavers are members of the I.W.W. and knowing this, Mr. O'Leary begged

in dulcet tones, to be informed why in this and that nobody seemed

willing to lift a hand to rescue the Little Comrade. He appeared to be

keenly disappointed because nobody tried, albeit other axes were quite

plentiful thereabouts.

Presently The Laird got up and dusted the splinters and sawdust from

his clothing; the Red, battered terribly, lay weltering in his blood.

"I feel better now," said The Laird. "This is just what I needed this

morning to bring me out of myself. Help yourself, Dan," and he made a

dive at the nearest striker, who fled, followed by his fellow-strikers,

all hotly pursued by The Laird and the demon Daniel.

The Laird returned, puffing slightly, to his office and once more sat

in at his own desk. As he remarked to Dirty Dan, he felt better now.

All his resentment against Daney had fled but his resolution to pursue

his contemplated course with reference to his son and the latter's

wife had become firmer than ever. In some ways The Laird was a

terrible old man.