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=Our Cynical Municipalities.=
"Schemes for the relief of the unemployed at ---- include the
extension of the cemetery."
_Daily Paper._
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"The constable went to the warehouse doorway and found two men,
who, when asked to account for their movements, suddenly bolted in
different directions, pursued by the constable."--_Welsh Paper._
A worthy colleague of the Irish policeman who in a somewhat similar
dilemma "surrounded the crowd."
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