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[Illustration: _Profiteer Host._ "WOT D'YER THINK OF MY OAKS?"
_Profiteer Guest._ "BIT OF ALL RIGHT. WHERE D'YER GET 'EM?"]
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"MORE THAN MILLION SALE.
Waste! Waste! Waste!"
_Newspaper Poster._
In mercy we suppress the title of our contemporary.
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"The man in custody has been identified as the result of the
efforts of the Birkenhead detective stag."--_Liverpool Paper._
A variation on the old-fashioned sleuth-hound.
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