OBSERVATIONS UPON "OBSERVATIONS"

A SECOND LETTER TO JOHN MURRAY, ESQ. ON THE REV. W.L. BOWLES'S

STRICTURES ON THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF POPE.

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_Now first published_.

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Ravenna, March 25. 1821.

Dear Sir,

In the further "Observations" of Mr. Bowles, in rejoinder to the

charges brought against his edition of Pope, it is to be regretted

that he has lost his temper. Whatever the language of his antagonists

may have been, I fear that his replies have afforded more pleasure to

them than to the public. That Mr. Bowles should not be pleased is

natural, whether right or wrong; but a temperate defence would have

answered his purpose in the former case--and, in the latter, no

defence, however violent, can tend to any thing but his discomfiture.

I have read over this third pamphlet, which you have been so obliging

as to send me, and shall venture a few observations, in addition to

those upon the previous controversy.

Mr. Bowles sets out with repeating his "_confirmed conviction_," that

"what he said of the moral part of Pope's character was, generally

speaking, true; and that the principles of _poetical_ criticism which

he has laid down are _invariable_ and _invulnerable_," &c.; and that

he is the _more_ persuaded of this by the "_exaggerations_ of his

opponents." This is all very well, and highly natural and sincere.

Nobody ever expected that either Mr. Bowles, or any other author,

would be convinced of human fallibility in their own persons. But it

is nothing to the purpose--for it is not what Mr. Bowles thinks, but

what is to be thought of Pope, that is the question. It is what he

has asserted or insinuated against a name which is the patrimony of

posterity, that is to be tried; and Mr. Bowles, as a party, can be no

judge. The more _he_ is persuaded, the better for himself, if it give

him any pleasure; but he can only persuade others by the proofs

brought out in his defence.

After these prefatory remarks of "conviction," &c. Mr. Bowles

proceeds to Mr. Gilchrist; whom he charges with "slang" and

"slander," besides a small subsidiary indictment of "abuse,

ignorance, malice," and so forth. Mr. Gilchrist has, indeed, shown

some anger; but it is an honest indignation, which rises up in

defence of the illustrious dead. It is a generous rage which

interposes between our ashes and their disturbers. There appears also

to have been some slight personal provocation. Mr. Gilchrist, with a

chivalrous disdain of the fury of an incensed poet, put his name to a

letter avowing the production of a former essay in defence of Pope,

and consequently of an attack upon Mr. Bowles. Mr. Bowles appears to

be angry with Mr. Gilchrist for four reasons:--firstly, because he

wrote an article in "The London Magazine;" secondly, because he

afterwards avowed it; thirdly, because he was the author of a still

more extended article in "The Quarterly Review;" and, fourthly,

because he was NOT the author of the said Quarterly article, and had

the audacity to disown it--for no earthly reason but because he had

NOT written it.

Mr. Bowles declares, that "he will not enter into a particular

examination of the pamphlet," which by a _misnomer_ is called

"Gilchrist's Answer to Bowles," when it should have been called

"Gilchrist's Abuse of Bowles." On this error in the baptism of Mr.

Gilchrist's pamphlet, it may be observed, that an answer may be

abusive and yet no less an answer, though indisputably a temperate

one might be the better of the two: but if _abuse_ is to cancel all

pretensions to reply, what becomes of Mr. Bowles's answers to Mr.

Gilchrist?

Mr. Bowles continues:--"But as Mr. Gilchrist derides my _peculiar

sensitiveness to criticism_, before I show how _destitute of truth is

this representation_, I will here explicitly declare the only

grounds," &c. &c. &c.--Mr. Bowles's sensibility in denying his

"sensitiveness to criticism" proves, perhaps, too much. But if he has

been so charged, and truly--what then? There is no moral turpitude in

such acuteness of feeling: it has been, and may be, combined with

many good and great qualities. Is Mr. Bowles a poet, or is he not? If

he be, he must, from his very essence, be sensitive to criticism; and

even if he be not, he need not be ashamed of the common repugnance to

being attacked. All that is to be wished is, that he had considered

how disagreeable a thing it is, before he assailed the greatest moral

poet of any age, or in any language.

Pope himself "sleeps well,"--nothing can touch him further; but those

who love the honour of their country, the perfection of her

literature, the glory of her language--are not to be expected to

permit an atom of his dust to be stirred in his tomb, or a leaf to be

stripped from the laurel which grows over it.

Mr. Bowles assigns several reasons why and when "an author is

justified in appealing to every _upright_ and _honourable_ mind in

the kingdom." If Mr. Bowles limits the perusal of his defence to the

"upright and honourable" only, I greatly fear that it will not be

extensively circulated. I should rather hope that some of the

downright and dishonest will read and be converted, or convicted. But

the whole of his reasoning is here superfluous--"_an author is

justified in appealing_," &c. when and why he pleases. Let him make

out a tolerable case, and few of his readers will quarrel with his

motives.

Mr. Bowles "will now plainly set before the literary public all the

circumstances which have led to _his name_ and Mr. Gilchrist's being

brought together," &c. Courtesy requires, in speaking of others and

ourselves, that we should place the name of the former first--and not

"_Ego_ et Rex meus." Mr. Bowles should have written "Mr. Gilchrist's

name and his."

This point he wishes "particularly to address to those _most

respectable characters_, who have the direction and management of the

periodical critical press." That the press may be, in some instances,

conducted by respectable characters is probable enough; but if they

are so, there is no occasion to tell them of it; and if they are not,

it is a base adulation. In either case, it looks like a kind of

flattery, by which those gentry are not very likely to be softened;

since it would be difficult to find two passages in fifteen pages

more at variance, than Mr. Bowles's prose at the beginning of this

pamphlet, and his verse at the end of it. In page 4. he speaks of

"those most respectable characters who have the direction, &c. of the

periodical press," and in page 10. we find--

"Ye _dark inquisitors_, a monk-like band,

Who o'er some shrinking victim-author stand,

A solemn, secret, and _vindictive brand,

Only_ terrific in your cowl and hood."

And so on--to "bloody law" and "red scourges," with other similar

phrases, which may not be altogether agreeable to the above-mentioned

"most respectable characters." Mr. Bowles goes on, "I concluded my

observations in the last Pamphleteer with feelings _not unkind_

towards Mr. Gilchrist, or" [it should be _nor_] "to the author of the

review of Spence, be he whom he might."--"I was in hopes, _as I have

always been ready to admit any errors_ I might have been led into, or

prejudice I might have entertained, that even Mr. Gilchrist might be

disposed to a more _amicable_ mode of discussing what I had advanced

in regard to Pope's moral character." As Major Sturgeon observes,

"There never was a set of more _amicable_ officers--with the

exception of a boxing-bout between Captain Shears and the Colonel."

A page and a half--nay only a page before--Mr. Bowles re-affirms his

conviction, that "what he has said of Pope's moral character is

_(generally speaking) true,_ and that his "poetical principles are

_invariable_ and _invulnerable_." He has also published three

pamphlets,--ay, four of the same tenour,--and yet, with this

declaration and these declamations staring him and his adversaries in

the face, he speaks of his "readiness to admit errors or to abandon

prejudices!!!" His use of the word "amicable" reminds me of the Irish

Institution (which I have somewhere heard or read of) called the

"_Friendly_ Society," where the president always carried pistols in

his pocket, so that when one amicable gentleman knocked down another,

the difference might be adjusted on the spot, at the harmonious

distance of twelve paces.

But Mr. Bowles "has since read a publication by him (Mr. Gilchrist)

containing such vulgar slander, affecting private life and

character," &c. &c.; and Mr. Gilchrist has also had the advantage of

reading a publication by Mr. Bowles sufficiently imbued with

personality; for one of the first and principal topics of reproach is

that he is a _grocer_, that he has a "pipe in his mouth, ledger-book,

green canisters, dingy shop-boy, half a hogshead of brown treacle,"

&c. Nay, the same delicate raillery is upon the very title-page. When

controversy has once commenced upon this footing, as Dr. Johnson said

to Dr. Percy, "Sir, there is an end of politeness--we are to be as

rude as we please--Sir, you said that I was _short-sighted_." As a

man's profession is generally no more in his own power than his

person--both having been made out for him--it is hard that he should

be reproached with either, and still more that an honest calling

should be made a reproach. If there is any thing more honourable to

Mr. Gilchrist than another it is, that being engaged in commerce he

has had the taste, and found the leisure, to become so able a

proficient in the higher literature of his own and other countries.

Mr. Bowles, who will be proud to own Glover, Chatterton, Burns, and

Bloomfleld for his peers, should hardly have quarrelled with Mr.

Gilchrist for his critic. Mr. Gilchrist's station, however, which

might conduct him to the highest civic honours, and to boundless

wealth, has nothing to require apology; but even if it had, such a

reproach was not very gracious on the part of a clergyman, nor

graceful on that of a gentleman. The allusion to "_Christian_

criticism" is not particularly happy, especially where Mr. Gilchrist

is accused of having "_set the first example of this mode in

Europe_." What _Pagan_ criticism may have been we know but little;

the names of Zoilus and Aristarchus survive, and the works of

Aristotle, Longinus, and Quintilian: but of "Christian criticism" we

have already had some specimens in the works of Philelphus, Poggius,

Scaliger, Milton, Salmasius, the Cruscanti (versus Tasso), the French

Academy (against the Cid), and the antagonists of Voltaire and of

Pope--to say nothing of some articles in most of the reviews, since

their earliest institution in the person of their respectable and

still prolific parent, "The Monthly." Why, then, is Mr. Gilchrist to

be singled out "as having set the first example?" A sole page of

Milton or Salmasius contains more abuse--rank, rancorous,

_unleavened_ abuse--than all that can be raked forth from the whole

works of many recent critics. There are some, indeed, who still keep

up the good old custom; but fewer English than foreign. It is a pity

that Mr. Bowles cannot witness some of the Italian controversies, or

become the subject of one. He would then look upon Mr. Gilchrist as a

panegyrist.

In the long sentence quoted from the article in "The London

Magazine," there is one coarse image, the justice of whose

application I shall not pretend to determine:--"The pruriency with

which his nose is laid to the ground" is an expression which, whether

founded or not, might have been omitted. But the "anatomical

minuteness" appears to me justified even by Mr. Bowles's own

subsequent quotation. To the point:--"_Many facts_ tend to prove the

peculiar susceptibility of his passions; nor can we implicitly

believe that the connexion between him and Martha Blount was of a

nature so pure and innocent as his panegyrist Ruffhead would have us

believe," &c.--"At _no time_ could she have regarded _Pope

personally_ with attachment," &c.--"But the most extraordinary

circumstance in regard to his connexion with female society, was the

strange mixture of _indecent_ and even _profane_ levity which his

conduct and language often exhibited. The cause of this particularity

may be sought, perhaps, in his consciousness of physical defect,

which made him affect a character uncongenial, and a language

opposite to the truth."--If this is not "minute moral anatomy," I

should be glad to know what is! It is dissection in all its branches.

I shall, however, hazard a remark or two upon this quotation.

To me it appears of no very great consequence whether Martha Blount

was or was not Pope's mistress, though I could have wished him a

better. She appears to have been a cold-hearted, interested,

ignorant, disagreeable woman, upon whom the tenderness of Pope's

heart in the desolation of his latter days was cast away, not knowing

whither to turn as he drew towards his premature old age, childless

and lonely,--like the needle which, approaching within a certain

distance of the pole, becomes helpless and useless, and, ceasing to

tremble, rusts. She seems to have been so totally unworthy of

tenderness, that it is an additional proof of the kindness of Pope's

heart to have been able to love such a being. But we must love

something. I agree with Mr. B. that _she_ "could at no time have

regarded _Pope personally_ with attachment," because she was

incapable of attachment; but I deny that Pope could not be regarded

with personal attachment by a worthier woman. It is not probable,

indeed, that a woman would have fallen in love with him as he walked

along the Mall, or in a box at the opera, nor from a balcony, nor in

a ball-room; but in society he seems to have been as amiable as

unassuming, and, with the greatest disadvantages of figure, his head

and face were remarkably handsome, especially his eyes. He was adored

by his friends--friends of the most opposite dispositions, ages, and

talents--by the old and wayward Wycherley, by the cynical Swift, the

rough Atterbury, the gentle Spence, the stern attorney-bishop

Warburton, the virtuous Berkeley, and the "cankered Bolingbroke."

Bolingbroke wept over him like a child; and Spence's description of

his last moments is at least as edifying as the more ostentatious

account of the deathbed of Addison. The soldier Peterborough and the

poet Gay, the witty Congreve and the laughing Rowe, the eccentric

Cromwell and the steady Bathurst, were all his intimates. The man who

could conciliate so many men of the most opposite description, not

one of whom but was a remarkable or a celebrated character, might

well have pretended to all the attachment which a reasonable man

would desire of an amiable woman.

Pope, in fact, wherever he got it, appears to have understood the sex

well, Bolingbroke, "a judge of the subject," says Warton, thought his

"Epistle on the Characters of Women" his "masterpiece." And even with

respect to the grosser passion, which takes occasionally the name of

"_romantic_," accordingly as the degree of sentiment elevates it

above the definition of love by Buffon, it may be remarked, that it

does not always depend upon personal appearance, even in a woman.

Madame Cottin was a plain woman, and might have been virtuous, it may

be presumed, without much interruption. Virtuous she was, and the

consequences of this inveterate virtue were that two different

admirers (one an elderly gentleman) killed themselves in despair (see

Lady Morgan's "France"). I would not, however, recommend this rigour

to plain women in general, in the hope of securing the glory of two

suicides apiece. I believe that there are few men who, in the course

of their observations on life, may not have perceived that it is not

the greatest female beauty who forms the longest and the strongest

passions.

But, apropos of Pope.--Voltaire tells us that the Marechal Luxembourg

(who had precisely Pope's figure) was not only somewhat too amatory

for a great man, but fortunate in his attachments. La Valière, the

passion of Louis XIV., had an unsightly defect. The Princess of

Eboli, the mistress of Philip II. of Spain, and Maugiron, the minion

of Henry III. of France, had each of them lost an eye; and the famous

Latin epigram was written upon them, which has, I believe, been

either translated or imitated by Goldsmith:--

"Lumine Acon dextro, capta est Leonilla sinistro,

Et potis est forma vincere uterque Deos;

Blande puer, lumen quod habes concede sorrori,

Sic tu cæcus Amor, sic erit illa Venus."

Wilkes, with his ugliness, used to say that "he was but a quarter of

an hour behind the handsomest man in England;" and this vaunt of his

is said not to have been disproved by circumstances. Swift, when

neither young, nor handsome, nor rich, nor even amiable, inspired the

two most extraordinary passions upon record, Vanessa's and Stella's.

"Vanessa, aged scarce a score,

Sighs for a gown of _forty-four_."

He requited them bitterly; for he seems to have broken the heart of

the one, and worn out that of the other; and he had his reward, for

he died a solitary idiot in the hands of servants.

For my own part, I am of the opinion of Pausanias. that success in

love depends upon Fortune. "They particularly renounce Celestial

Venus, into whose temple, &c. &c. &c. I remember, too, to have seen a

building in Ægina in which there is a statue of Fortune, holding a

horn of Amalthea; and near her there is a winged Love. The meaning of

this is, that the success of men in love affairs depends more on the

assistance of Fortune than the charms of beauty. I am persuaded, too,

with Pindar (to whose opinion I submit in other particulars), that

Fortune is one of the Fates, and that in a certain respect she is

more powerful than her sisters."--See Pausanias, Achaics, book vii.

chap.26. p.246. Taylor's "Translation."

Grimm has a remark of the same kind on the different destinies of the

younger Crebillon and Rousseau. The former writes a licentious novel,

and a young English girl of some fortune and family (a Miss

Strafford) runs away, and crosses the sea to marry him; while

Rousseau, the most tender and passionate of lovers, is obliged to

espouse his chambermaid. If I recollect rightly, this remark was also

repeated in the Edinburgh Review of Grimm's correspondence, seven or

eight years ago.

In regard "to the strange mixture of indecent, and sometimes

_profane_ levity, which his conduct and language _often_ exhibited,"

and which so much shocks Mr. Bowles, I object to the indefinite word

"_often_;" and in extenuation of the occasional occurrence of such

language it is to be recollected, that it was less the tone of

_Pope_, than the tone of the _time_. With the exception of the

correspondence of Pope and his friends, not many private letters of

the period have come down to us; but those, such as they are--a few

scattered scraps from Farquhar and others--are more indecent and

coarse than any thing in Pope's letters. The comedies of Congreve,

Vanbrugh, Farquhar, Cibber, &c., which naturally attempted to

represent the manners and conversation of private life, are decisive

upon this point; as are also some of Steele's papers, and even

Addison's. We all know what the conversation of Sir R. Walpole, for

seventeen years the prime minister of the country, was at his own

table, and his excuse for his licentious language, viz. "that every

body understood _that_, but few could talk rationally upon less

common topics." The refinement of latter days,--which is perhaps the

consequence of vice, which wishes to mask and soften itself, as much

as of virtuous civilisation,--had not yet made sufficient progress.

Even Johnson, in his "London," has two or three passages which cannot

be read aloud, and Addison's "Drummer" some indelicate allusions.

The expression of Mr. Bowles, "his consciousness of physical defect,"

is not very clear. It may mean deformity or debility. If it alludes

to Pope's deformity, it has been attempted to be shown that this was

no insuperable objection to his being beloved. If it alludes to

debility, as a consequence of Pope's peculiar conformation, I believe

that it is a physical and known fact that hump-backed persons are of

strong and vigorous passions. Several years ago, at Mr. Angelo's

fencing rooms, when I was a pupil of him and of Mr. Jackson, who had

the use of his rooms in Albany on the alternate days, I recollect a

gentleman named B--ll--gh--t, remarkable for his strength, and the

fineness of his figure. His skill was not inferior, for he could

stand up to the great Captain Barclay himself, with the muffles

on;--a task neither easy nor agreeable to a pugilistic aspirant. As

the by-standers were one day admiring his athletic proportions, he

remarked to us, that he had five brothers as tall and strong as

himself, and that their _father and mother were both crooked, and of

very small stature_;--I think he said, neither of them five feet

high. It would not be difficult to adduce similar instances; but I

abstain, because the subject is hardly refined enough for this

immaculate period, this moral millenium of expurgated editions in

books, manners, and royal trials of divorce.

This laudable delicacy--this crying-out elegance of the day--reminds

me of a little circumstance which occurred when I was about eighteen

years of age. There was then (and there may be still) a famous French

"entremetteuse," who assisted young gentlemen in their youthful

pastimes. We had been acquainted for some time, when something

occurred in her line of business more than ordinary, and the refusal

was offered to me (and doubtless to many others), probably because I

was in cash at the moment, having taken up a decent sum from the

Jews, and not having spent much above half of it. The adventure on

the tapis, it seems, required some caution and circumspection.

Whether my venerable friend doubted my politeness I cannot tell; but

she sent me a letter couched in such English as a short residence of

sixteen years in England had enabled her to acquire. After several

precepts and instructions, the letter closed. But there was a

postscript. It contained these words:--"Remember, Milor, that

_delicaci ensure_ everi succés." The _delicacy_ of the day is

exactly, in all its circumstances, like that of this respectable

foreigner. "It ensures every _succès_," and is not a whit more moral

than, and not half so honourable as, the coarser candour of our less

polished ancestors.

To return to Mr. Bowles. "If what is here extracted can excite in the

mind (I will not say of any 'layman', of any 'Christian', but) of any

_human being_," &c. &c. Is not Mr. Gilchrist a "human being?" Mr.

Bowles asks "whether in _attributing_ an article," &c. &c, "to the

critic, he had _any reason_ for distinguishing him with that

courtesy," &c. &c. But Mr. Bowles was wrong in "attributing the

article" to Mr. Gilchrist at all; and would not have been right in

calling him a dunce and a grocer, if he had written it.

Mr. Bowles is here "peremptorily called upon to speak of a

circumstance which gives him the greatest pain,--the mention of a

letter he received from the editor of 'The London Magazine.'" Mr.

Bowles seems to have embroiled himself on all sides; whether by

editing, or replying, or attributing, or quoting,--it has been an

awkward affair for him.

Poor Scott is now no more. In the exercise of his vocation, he

contrived at last to make himself the subject of a coroner's inquest.

But he died like a brave man, and he lived an able one. I knew him

personally, though slightly. Although several years my senior, we had

been schoolfellows together at the "grammar-schule" (or, as the

Aberdonians pronounce it, "_squeel_") of New Aberdeen. He did not

behave to me quite handsomely in his capacity of editor a few years

ago, but he was under no obligation to behave otherwise. The moment

was too tempting for many friends and for all enemies. At a time when

all my relations (save one) fell from me like leaves from the tree in

autumn winds, and my few friends became still fewer,--when the whole

periodical press (I mean the daily and weekly, _not_ the _literary_

press) was let loose against me in every shape of reproach, with the

two strange exceptions (from their usual opposition) of "The Courier"

and "The Examiner,"--the paper of which Scott had the direction was

neither the last nor the least vituperative. Two years ago I met him

at Venice, when he was bowed in griefs by the loss of his son, and

had known, by experience, the bitterness of domestic privation. He

was then earnest with me to return to England; and on my telling him,

with a smile, that he was once of a different opinion, he replied to

me, 'that he and others had been greatly misled; and that some pains,

and rather extraordinary means, had been taken to excite them.' Scott

is no more, but there are more than one living who were present at

this dialogue. He was a man of very considerable talents, and of

great acquirements. He had made his way, as a literary character,

with high success, and in a few years. Poor fellow! I recollect his

joy at some appointment which he had obtained, or was to obtain,

through Sir James Mackintosh, and which prevented the further

extension (unless by a rapid run to Rome) of his travels in Italy. I

little thought to what it would conduct him. Peace be with him!--and

may all such other faults as are inevitable to humanity be as readily

forgiven him, as the little injury which he had done to one who

respected his talents, and regrets his loss.

I pass over Mr. Bowles's page of explanation, upon the correspondence

between him and Mr. S----. It is of little importance in regard to

Pope, and contains merely a re-contradiction of a contradiction of

Mr. Gilchrist's. We now come to a point where Mr. Gilchrist has,

certainly, rather exaggerated matters; and, of course, Mr. Bowles

makes the most of it. Capital letters, like Kean's name, "large upon

the bills," are made use of six or seven times to express his sense

of the outrage. The charge is, indeed, very boldly made; but, like

"Ranold of the Mist's" practical joke of putting the bread and cheese

into a dead man's mouth, is, as Dugald Dalgetty says, "somewhat too

wild and salvage, besides wasting the good victuals."

Mr. Gilchrist charges Mr. Bowles with "suggesting" that Pope

"attempted" to commit "a rape" upon Lady M. Wortley Montague. There

are two reasons why this could not be true. The first is, that like

the chaste Letitia's prevention of the intended ravishment by

Fireblood (in Jonathan Wild), it might have been impeded by a timely

compliance. The second is, that however this might be, Pope was

probably the less robust of the two; and (if the Lines on Sappho were

really intended for this lady) the asserted consequences of her

acquiescence in his wishes would have been a sufficient punishment.

The passage which Mr. Bowles quotes, however, insinuates nothing of

the kind: it merely charges her with encouragement, and him with

wishing to profit by it,--a slight attempt at seduction, and no more.

The phrase is, "a step beyond decorum." Any physical violence is so

abhorrent to human nature, that it recoils in cold blood from the

very idea. But, the seduction of a woman's mind as well as person is

not, perhaps, the least heinous sin of the two in morality. Dr.

Johnson commends a gentleman who having seduced a girl who said, "I

am afraid we have done wrong," replied, "Yes, we _have_ done

wrong,"--"for I would not _pervert_ her mind also." Othello would not

"kill Desdemona's _soul_." Mr. Bowles exculpates himself from Mr.

Gilchrist's charge; but it is by substituting another charge against

Pope. "A step beyond decorum," has a soft sound, but what does it

express? In all these cases, "ce n'est que le premier pas qui coute."

Has not the Scripture something upon "the lusting after a woman"

being no less criminal than the crime? "A step beyond decorum," in

short, any step beyond the instep, is a step from a precipice to the

lady who permits it. For the gentleman who makes it it is also rather

hazardous if he does not succeed, and still more so if he does.

Mr. Bowles appeals to the "Christian reader!" upon this

"_Gilchristian_ criticism." Is not this play upon such words "a step

beyond decorum" in a clergyman? But I admit the temptation of a pun

to be irresistible.

But "a hasty pamphlet was published, in which some personalities

respecting Mr. Gilchrist were suffered to appear." If Mr. Bowles will

write "hasty pamphlets," why is he so surprised on receiving short

answers? The grand grievance to which he perpetually returns is a

charge of "_hypochondriacism_," asserted or insinuated in the

Quarterly. I cannot conceive a man in perfect health being much

affected by such a charge, because his complexion and conduct must

amply refute it. But were it true, to what does it amount?--to an

impeachment of a liver complaint. "I will tell it to the world,"

exclaimed the learned Smelfungus.--"You had better," said I, "tell it

to your physician." There is nothing dishonourable in such a

disorder, which is more peculiarly the malady of students. It has

been the complaint of the good, and the wise, and the witty, and even

of the gay. Regnard, the author of the last French comedy after

Molière, was atrabilious; and Molière himself, saturnine. Dr.

Johnson, Gray, and Burns, were all more or less affected by it

occasionally. It was the prelude to the more awful malady of Collins,

Cowper, Swift, and Smart; but it by no means follows that a partial

affliction of this disorder is to terminate like theirs. But even

were it so,--

"Nor best, nor wisest, are exempt from thee;

Folly--Folly's only free." PENROSE.

If this be the criterion of exemption, Mr. Bowles's last two

pamphlets form a better certificate of sanity than a physician's.

Mendehlson and Bayle were at times so overcome with this depression,

as to be obliged to recur to seeing "puppet-shows, and counting tiles

upon the opposite houses," to divert themselves. Dr. Johnson at times

"would have given a limb to recover his spirits." Mr. Bowles, who is

(strange to say) fond of quoting Pope, may perhaps answer,--

"Go on, obliging creatures, let me see

All which disgrac'd my betters met in me."

But the charge, such as it is, neither disgraces them nor him. It is

easily disproved if false; and even if proved true, has nothing in it

to make a man so very indignant. Mr. Bowles himself appears to be a

little ashamed of his "hasty pamphlet;" for he attempts to excuse it

by the "great provocation;" that is to say, by Mr. Bowles's supposing

that Mr. Gilchrist was the writer of the article in the Quarterly,

which he was _not_.

"But, in extenuation, not only the _great_ provocation should be

remembered, but it ought to be said, that orders were sent to the

London booksellers, that the most direct personal passages should be

_omitted entirely_," &c. This is what the proverb calls "breaking a

head and giving a plaster;" but, in this instance, the plaster was

not spread in time, and Mr. Gilchrist does not seem at present

disposed to regard Mr. Bowles's courtesies like the rust of the spear

of Achilles, which had such "skill in surgery."

But "Mr. Gilchrist has _no right_ to object, as the reader will see."

I am a reader, a "gentle reader," and I see nothing of the kind. Were

I in Mr. Gilchrist's place, I should object exceedingly to being

abused; firstly, for what I _did_ write, and, secondly, for what I

did _not_ write; merely because it is Mr. Bowles's will and pleasure

to be as angry with me for having written in the London Magazine, as

for not having written in the Quarterly Review.

"Mr. Gilchrist has had ample revenge; for he has, in his answer, said

so and so," &c. &c. There is no great revenge in all this; and I

presume that nobody either seeks or wishes it. What revenge? Mr.

Bowles calls names, and he is answered. But Mr. Gilchrist and the

Quarterly Reviewer are not poets, nor pretenders to poetry; therefore

they can have no envy nor malice against Mr. Bowles: they have no

acquaintance with Mr. Bowles, and can have no personal pique; they do

not cross his path of life, nor he theirs. There is no political feud

between them. What, then, can be the motive of their discussion of

his deserts as an editor?--veneration for the genius of Pope, love

for his memory, and regard for the classic glory of their country.

Why would Mr. Bowles edite? Had he limited his honest endeavours to

poetry, very little would have been said upon the subject, and

nothing at all by his present antagonists.

Mr. Bowles calls the pamphlet a "mud-cart," and the writer a

"scavenger." Afterward he asks, "Shall he fling dirt and receive

_rose-water_?" This metaphor, by the way, is taken from Marmontel's

Memoirs; who, lamenting to Chamfort the shedding of blood during the

French revolution, was answered, "Do you think that revolutions are

to be made with _rose-water_?"

For my own part, I presume that "rose-water" would be infinitely more

graceful in the hands of Mr. Bowles than the substance which he has

substituted for that delicate liquid. It would also more confound his

adversary, supposing him a "scavenger." I remember, (and do you

remember, reader, that it was in my earliest youth, "Consule

Planco,")--on the morning of the great battle, (the second)--between

Gulley and Gregson,--_Cribb_, who was matched against Horton for the

second fight, on the same memorable day, awaking me (a lodger at the

inn in the next room) by a loud remonstrance to the waiter against

the abomination of his towels, which had been laid in _lavender_.

Cribb was a coal-heaver--and was much more discomfited by this

odoriferous effeminacy of fine linen, than by his adversary Horton,

whom, he "finished in style," though with some reluctance; for I

recollect that he said, "he disliked hurting him, he looked so

pretty,"--Horton being a very fine fresh-coloured young man.

To return to "rose-water"--that is, to gentle means of rebuke. Does

Mr. Bowles know how to revenge himself upon a hackney-coachman, when

he has overcharged his fare? In case he should not, I will tell him.

It is of little use to call him "a rascal, a scoundrel, a thief, an

impostor, a blackguard, a villain, a raggamuffin, a--what you

please;" all that he is used to--it is his mother-tongue, and

probably his mother's. But look him steadily and quietly in the face,

and say--"Upon my word, I think you are the _ugliest fellow_ I ever

saw in my life," and he will instantly roll forth the brazen thunders

of the charioteer Salmoneus as follows:--"_Hugly_! what the h--ll are

_you_? _You_ a _gentleman_! Why ----!" So much easier it is to

_provoke_--and therefore to vindicate--(for passion punishes him who

_feels_ it more than those whom the passionate would excruciate)--by

a few quiet words the aggressor, than by retorting violently. The

"coals of fire" of the Scripture are _benefits_;--but they are not

the less "coals of _fire_."

I pass over a page of quotation and reprobation--"Sin up to my

song"--"Oh let my little bark"--"Arcades ambo"--"Writer in the

Quarterly Review and himself"--"In-door avocations, indeed"--"King of

Brentford"--"One nosegay"--"Perennial nosegay"--"Oh Juvenes,"--and

the like.

Page 12. produces "more reasons,"--(the task ought not to have been

difficult, for as yet there were none)--"to show why Mr. Bowles

attributed the critique in the Quarterly to Octavius Gilchrist." All

these "reasons" consist of _surmises_ of Mr. Bowles, upon the

presumed character of his opponent. "He did not suppose there could

exist a man in the kingdom so _impudent_, &c. &c. except Octavius

Gilchrist."--"He did not think there was a man in the kingdom who

would _pretend ignorance_, &c. &c. except Octavius Gilchrist."--"He

did not conceive that one man in the kingdom would utter such stupid

flippancy, &c. &c. except Octavius Gilchrist."--"He did not think

there was one man in the kingdom who, &c. &c. could so utterly show

his ignorance, _combined with conceit_, &c. as Octavius

Gilchrist."--"He did not believe there was a man in the kingdom so

perfect in Mr. Gilchrist's 'old lunes,'" &c. &c.--"He did not think

the _mean mind_ of any one in the kingdom," &c. and so on; always

beginning with "any one in the kingdom," and ending with "Octavius

Gilchrist," like the word in a catch. I am not "in the kingdom," and

have not been much in the kingdom since I was one and twenty, (about

five years in the whole, since I was of age,) and have no desire to

be in the kingdom again, whilst I breathe, nor to sleep there

afterwards; and I regret nothing more than having ever been "in the

kingdom" at all. But though no longer a man "in the kingdom," let me

hope that when I have ceased to exist, it may be said, as was

answered by the master of Clanronald's henchman, his day after the

battle of Sheriff-Muir, when he was found watching his chief's body.

He was asked, "who that was?" he replied--"it was a man yesterday."

And in this capacity, "in or out of the kingdom," I must own that I

participate in many of the objections urged by Mr. Gilchrist. I

participate in his love of Pope, and in his not understanding, and

occasionally finding fault with, the last editor of our last truly

great poet.

One of the reproaches against Mr. Gilchrist is, that he is (it is

sneeringly said) an F. S. _A_. If it will give Mr. Bowles any

pleasure, I am not an F. S. A. but a Fellow of the Royal Society at

his service, in case there should be any thing in that association

also which may point a paragraph.

"There are some other reasons," but "the author is now _not_

unknown." Mr. Bowles has so totally exhausted himself upon Octavius

Gilchrist, that he has not a word left for the real quarterer of his

edition, although now "deterré."

The following page refers to a mysterious charge of "duplicity, in

regard to the publication of Pope's letters." Till this charge is

made in proper form, we have nothing to do with it: Mr. Gilchrist

hints it--Mr. Bowles denies it; there it rests for the present. Mr.

Bowles professes his dislike to "Pope's duplicity, _not_ to Pope"--a

distinction apparently without a difference. However, I believe that

I understand him. We have a great dislike to Mr. Bowles's edition of

Pope, but _not_ to Mr. Bowles; nevertheless, he takes up the subject

as warmly as if it was personal. With regard to the fact of "Pope's

duplicity," it remains to be proved--like Mr. Bowles's benevolence

towards his memory.

In page 14. we have a large assertion, that "the 'Eloisa' alone is

sufficient to convict him of _gross licentiousness_." Thus, out it

comes at last. Mr. Bowles _does_ accuse Pope of "_gross_

licentiousness," and grounds the charge upon a poem. The

_licentiousness_ is a "grand peut-être," according to the turn of the

times being. The grossness I deny. On the contrary, I do believe that

such a subject never was, nor ever could be, treated by any poet with

so much delicacy, mingled with, at the same time, such true and

intense passion. Is the "Atys" of Catullus _licentious_? No, nor even

gross; and yet Catullus is often a coarse writer. The subject is

nearly the same, except that Atys was the suicide of his manhood, and

Abelard the victim.

The "licentiousness" of the story was _not_ Pope's,--it was a fact.

All that it had of gross, he has softened;--all that it had of

indelicate, he has purified;--all that it had of passionate, he has

beautified;--all that it had of holy, he has hallowed. Mr. Campbell

has admirably marked this in a few words (I quote from memory), in

drawing the distinction between Pope and Dryden, and pointing out

where Dryden was wanting "I fear," says he, "that had the subject of

'Eloisa' fallen into his (Dryden's) hands, that he would have given

us but a _coarse_ draft of her passion." Never was the delicacy of

Pope so much shown as in this poem. With the facts and the letters of

"Eloisa" he has done what no other mind but that of the best and

purest of poets could have accomplished with such materials. Ovid,

Sappho (in the Ode called hers)--all that we have of ancient, all

that we have of modern poetry, sinks into nothing compared with him

in this production.

Let us hear no more of this trash about "licentiousness." Is not

"Anacreon" taught in our schools?--translated, praised, and edited?

Are not his Odes the amatory praises of a boy? Is not Sappho's Ode on

a girl? Is not this sublime and (according to Longinus) fierce love

for one of her own sex? And is not Phillips's translation of it in

the mouths of all your women? And are the English schools or the

English women the more corrupt for all this? When you have thrown the

ancients into the fire it will be time to denounce the moderns.

"Licentiousness!"--there is more real mischief and sapping

licentiousness in a single French prose novel, in a Moravian hymn, or

a German comedy, than in all the actual poetry that ever was penned,

or poured forth, since the rhapsodies of Orpheus. The sentimental

anatomy of Rousseau and Mad. de S. are far more formidable than any

quantity of verse. They are so, because they sap the principles, by

_reasoning_ upon the _passions_; whereas poetry is in itself passion,

and does not systematise. It assails, but does not argue; it may be

wrong, but it does not assume pretensions to Optimism.

Mr. Bowles now has the goodness "to point out the difference between

a _traducer_ and him who sincerely states what he sincerely

believes." He might have spared himself the trouble. The one is a

liar, who lies knowingly; the other (I speak of a scandal-monger of

course) lies, charitably believing that he speaks truth, and very

sorry to find himself in falsehood;--because he

"Would rather that the dean should die,

Than his prediction prove a lie."

After a definition of a "traducer," which was quite superfluous

(though it is agreeable to learn that Mr. Bowles so well understands

the character), we are assured, that "he feels equally indifferent,

Mr. Gilchrist, for what your malice can invent, or your impudence

utter." This is indubitable; for it rests not only on Mr. Bowles's

assurance, but on that of Sir Fretful Plagiary, and nearly in the

same words,--"and I shall treat it with exactly the same calm

indifference and philosophical contempt, and so your servant."

"One thing has given Mr. Bowles concern." It is "a passage which

might seem to reflect on the patronage a young man has received."

MIGHT seem!! The passage alluded to expresses, that if Mr. Gilchrist

be the reviewer of "a certain poet of nature," his praise and blame

are equally contemptible."--Mr. Bowles, who has a peculiarly

ambiguous style, where it suits him, comes off with a "_not_ to the

_poet_, but the critic," &c. In my humble opinion, the passage

referred to both. Had Mr. Bowles really meant fairly, he would have

said so from the first--he would have been eagerly transparent.--"A

certain poet of nature" is not the style of commendation. It is the

very prologue to the most scandalous paragraphs of the newspapers,

when

"Willing to wound, and yet afraid to strike."

"A certain high personage,"--"a certain peeress,"--"a certain

illustrious foreigner,"--what do these words ever precede, but

defamation? Had he felt a spark of kindling kindness for John Clare,

he would have named him. There is a sneer in the sentence as it

stands. How a favourable review of a deserving poet can "rather

injure than promote his cause" is difficult to comprehend. The

article denounced is able and amiable, and it _has_ "served" the

poet, as far as poetry can be served by judicious and honest

criticism.

With the two next paragraphs of Mr. Bowles's pamphlet it is pleasing

to concur. His mention of "Pennie," and his former patronage of

"Shoel," do him honour. I am not of those who may deny Mr. Bowles to

be a benevolent man. I merely assert, that he is not a candid editor.

Mr. Bowles has been "a writer occasionally upwards of thirty years,"

and never wrote one word in reply in his life "to criticisms, merely

_as_ criticisms." This is Mr. Lofty in Goldsmith's Good-natured Man;

"and I vow by all that's honourable, my resentment has never done the

men, as mere men, any manner of harm,--that is, _as mere men_."

"The letter to the editor of the newspaper" is owned; but "it was not

on account of the criticism. It was because the criticism came down

in a frank _directed_ to Mrs. Bowles!!!"--(the italics and three

notes of admiration appended to Mrs. Bowles are copied verbatim from

the quotation), and Mr. Bowles was not displeased with the criticism,

but with the frank and the address. I agree with Mr. Bowles that the

intention was to annoy him; but I fear that this was answered by his

notice of the reception of the criticism. An anonymous letter-writer

has but one means of knowing the effect of his attack. In this he has

the superiority over the viper; he knows that his poison has taken

effect, when he hears the victim cry;--the adder is _deaf_. The best

reply to an anonymous intimation is to take no notice directly nor

indirectly. I wish Mr. Bowles could see only one or two of the

thousand which I have received in the course of a literary life,

which, though begun early, has not yet extended to a third part of

his existence as an author. I speak of _literary_ life only. Were I

to add _personal_, I might double the amount of _anonymous_ letters.

If he could but see the violence, the threats, the absurdity of the

whole thing, he would laugh, and so should I, and thus be both

gainers.

To keep up the farce,--within the last month of this present writing

(1821), I have had my life threatened in the same way which menaced

Mr. Bowles's fame,--excepting that the anonymous denunciation was

addressed to the Cardinal Legate of Romagna, instead of to Mrs.

Bowles. The Cardinal is, I believe, the elder lady of the two. I

append the menace in all its barbaric but literal Italian, that Mr.

Bowles may be convinced; and as this is the only "promise to pay,"

which the Italians ever keep, so my person has been at least as much

exposed to a "shot in the gloaming," from "John Heatherblutter" (see

Waverley), as ever Mr. Bowles's glory was from an editor. I am,

nevertheless, on horseback and lonely for some hours (_one_ of them

twilight) in the forest daily; and this, because it was my "custom in

the afternoon," and that I believe if the tyrant cannot escape amidst

his guards (should it be so written?), so the humbler individual

would find precautions useless.

Mr. Bowles has here the humility to say, that "he must succumb; for

with Lord Byron turned against him, he has no chance,"--a declaration

of self-denial not much in unison with his "promise," five lines

afterwards, that "for every twenty-four lines quoted by Mr.

Gilchrist, or his friend, to greet him with as many from the

'Gilchrisiad';" but so much the better. Mr. Bowles has no reason to

"succumb" but to Mr. Bowles. As a poet, the author of "The

Missionary" may compete with the foremost of his cotemporaries. Let

it be recollected, that all my previous opinions of Mr. Bowles's

poetry were _written_ long before the publication of his last and

best poem; and that a poet's _last_ poem should be his best, is his

highest praise. But, however, he may duly and honourably rank with

his living rivals. There never was so complete a proof of the

superiority of Pope, as in the lines with which Mr. Bowles closes his

"_to be concluded in our next_."

Mr. Bowles is avowedly the champion and the poet of nature. Art and

the arts are dragged, some before, and others behind his chariot.

Pope, where he deals with passion, and with the nature of the

naturals of the day, is allowed even by themselves to be sublime; but

they complain that too soon--

"He stoop'd to truth and moralised his song,"

and _there_ even _they_ allow him to be unrivalled. He has succeeded,

and even surpassed them, when he chose, in their own _pretended_

province. Let us see what their Coryphæus effects in Pope's. But it

is too pitiable, it is too melancholy, to see Mr. Bowles "_sinning_"

not "_up_" but "_down_" as a poet to his lowest depth as an editor.

By the way, Mr. Bowles is always quoting Pope. I grant that there is

no poet--not Shakspeare himself--who can be so often quoted, with

reference to life;--but his editor is so like the devil quoting

Scripture, that I could wish Mr. Bowles in his proper place, quoting

in the pulpit.

And now for his lines. But it is painful--painful--to see such a

suicide, though at the shrine of Pope. I can't copy them all:--

"Shall the rank, loathsome miscreant of the age

Sit, like a night-mare, grinning o'er a page."

"Whose pye-bald character so aptly suit

The two extremes of Bantam and of Brute,

Compound grotesque of sullenness and show,

The chattering magpie, and the croaking crow."

"Whose heart contends with thy Saturnian head,

A root of hemlock, and a lump of lead.

Gilchrist proceed," &c. &c.

"And thus stand forth, spite of thy venom'd foam,

To give thee _bite for bite_, or lash thee limping home."

With regard to the last line, the only one upon which I shall venture

for fear of infection, I would advise Mr. Gilchrist to keep out of

the way of such reciprocal morsure--unless he has more faith in the

"Ormskirk medicine" than most people, or may wish to anticipate the

pension of the recent German professor, (I forget his name, but it is

advertised and full of consonants,) who presented his memoir of an

infallible remedy for the hydrophobia to the German diet last month,

coupled with the philanthropic condition of a large annuity, provided

that his cure cured. Let him begin with the editor of Pope, and

double his demand.

Yours ever,

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