_'LIZA'S old man_'s perhaps a little _shady_,
_'LIZA'S old woman_'s prone to _booze_ and cringe;
But _'LIZA_ deems herself _a perfect lady_,
And proves it in her feathers and her fringe.
For _'LIZA_ has a _bloke_ her heart to cheer,
With _pearlies_ and a _barrer_ and a _jack_,
So all the vegetables of the year
Are duly represented on her back.
Her boots are sacrifices to her hats,
Which knock you speechless--_like a load of bricks_!
Her summer velvets dazzle _WANSTEAD FLATS_,
And cost, at times, a good eighteen-and-six.
Withal, outside the gay and giddy whirl,
_'LIZA'S_ a stupid, straight, hard-working girl.