BLUE NOSE.

“Many things thou askest, Jacknife-bearing stranger,

Much conjecturing mortal, pork and treacle waster

Pretermit thy whitling wheel thine earflap towards me

Thou shalt hear them answered.

“When the charge galvanic tingled through the cable

At the polar focus of the wire electric,

Suddenly appeared, a white faced man among us,

Called himself De Sauty.

“As the small opossum held in pouch maternal

Grasps the nutrient organ whence the term mammalia,

So the unknown stranger held the wire electric

Sucking in the current.

“When the current strengthened, bloomed the pale-faced stranger,

Took no food or victual, yet grew fat and rosy,

And, from time to time in sharp articulation

Said, ‘_All right_,’ De Sauty.

“From the lonely station passed the utterance spreading

Through the pines and hemlocks to the grove of steeples,

Till the land was filled with loud reverberations

Of ‘_All right_,’ De Sauty.

“When the current slackened drooped the mystic stranger,

Faded, Faded, Faded as the stream grew weaker

Wasted to a shadow with a hartshorn odor

Of disintegration.

“Drops of deliquescence glistened from his forehead

Whitened round his feet the dust of efflorescence,

Till one Monday morning when the flow suspended

There was no De Sauty.

“Nothing but a cloud of elements organic

C. O. H. N. Ferrum, Chor, Flu. Sil. Potassa

calc. Sod. Phosh mag. Sulphur Mang.? Alumin caprum

Such as man is made of.

“Born of stream galvanic with it he had perished

There is no De Sauty. Now there is no current

Give us a new cable, then again we’ll hear his cry,

‘_All right_,’ De Sauty.”

After a lapse of eight years another cable was laid in 1866 and

communication across the Atlantic permanently established, but the

mysterious De Sauty never appeared.

_Testing the Cable._

In the fall of 1856 the Montreal Telegraph Company laid a subaqueous

cable across the St. Lawrence connecting Ogdensburg, N.Y., with its

Canadian lines. Everything went well till the breaking up of the ice in

the spring, when the American end of the cable was carried away from

its moorings.

A man was sent from Montreal to effect the necessary repairs. When

he arrived, I, then being in charge of the office there, decided to

accompany him and render any assistance I could. A boat was hired

to row over to the lighthouse where the cable terminated. The craft

engaged was rather frail and shaky, with quite a heavy sea running. The

Montreal man got safely seated, clutching the side of the boat with

one hand and the testing instrument in the other. It was a cold day in

March, a stiff north-wester was blowing. When all was ready the painter

was untied, when I jumped, and in doing so lost my balance and went in

headforemost. As I bobbed up the heels of my friend were just visible

above the water. We succeeded in getting ashore safely, but the testing

instrument had gone to the bottom, which we tried to recover, but

failed, and the trip for the time was given up.

My companion in this adventure was the late Mr. Bowman, for many years

the respected storekeeper for the Montreal Telegraph Company.

In meeting we often reverted to this episode in our telegraph

experience and of our involuntary bath in the icy St. Lawrence.

_Cutting Down the Liberty Pole._

In 1857 the following amusing incident occurred and will be remembered

by some of the older inhabitants of the pretty American city on the

south bank of the St. Lawrence where I was then the agent of the

Montreal Telegraph Company.

The villagers (it was a village at that period) had made every

preparation for the due celebration of Independence Day with more

than ordinary care, and all were looking forward to the event with

eagerness, especially the more youthful element of the population.

The first ceremony observed at sunrise was to raise old glory to the

apex of the liberty pole, which stood at the corner of Ford and Water

Streets, but, to the amazement of the party to whom this duty was

assigned, there was no pole to be seen. On a close examination they

found nothing remaining but the stump of the flag-staff. The question

was: Who were the ruffians that dared to perpetuate the outrage? None

other surely that some scoundrels from the opposite side of the river.

In this surmise they were not far from the truth. After indulging in

language more forcible than elegant, like practical Americans, they set

to work, erected a temporary flag-staff and the ceremonies of the day

were carried out without further incident. It was discovered to be

a case of _lex talionis_ on the part of some young men from Prescott

who rowed across the river during the night and performed this piece

of vandalism in revenge for a foray made by some young fellows from

Ogdensburg on the previous 24th of May (the Queen’s Birthday), when

they removed the British flag flying on the old Windmill at Prescott,

and substituted the Stars and Stripes. When this fact became known the

Ogdensburg people had to acknowledge it was a case of tit for tat and

served them right.

Fortunately these youthful pranks were condemned by all right thinking

people on both sides of the border and were not repeated.

_The Burns Centenary._

On the 25th day of January, 1859, the birthday centenary of Robert

Burns, the Scottish poet, was enthusiastically commemorated by his

admirers on both sides of the Atlantic, and, in fact, everywhere

throughout the Globe where Scotchmen were to the fore.

It was generally observed in the form of a banquet at which eminent

literary and public men were the speakers who paid glowing tributes to

the merits and genius of the peasant poet. Many of these addresses are

still preserved.

In the town of Brockville, where I was located, a musical and literary

entertainment was held in the Metropolitan Hall, the chairman being

the Hon. James Morris. It was well attended by the leading people

of the town. During the progress of the entertainment telegraphic

congratulatory messages were interchanged between the chairmen of the

different meetings then being held in Canada, and the United States,

generally couched in lines and phrases from the poet’s works. The

chairman gave an eloquent address; other speakers also contributed and

the musical programme was excellent, but one gentleman had prepared

with much care a paper on the Life and Character of Burns, which

was admitted to be the gem of the evening by all who heard it, but

unfortunately very few did.

The person referred to was a well-known M.D. who was afflicted with

deafness; he spoke in a very low tone of voice, like many who suffer

from a similar infirmity. The paper was long, the night was getting

late; before he was through, the audience showed signs of weariness,

which the chairman noticed, when he rose and begged the Doctor to

kindly curtail his paper as the night was advancing and he had several

other items on the programme but the chairman’s request was unheard

and unconsciously ignored. The audience had to patiently endure the

martyrdom to the end, a few meanwhile retiring in disgust.

When the end did come the people were so delighted at being relieved of

the infliction that he was generously applauded, when with an amiable

smile, and bowing right and left in acknowledgment, resumed his seat in

happy ignorance that he had been a very tiresome bore indeed.

_The Prince of Wales at Brockville._

When in August, 1860, H. R. H. The Prince of Wales (now King Edward)

and party had arranged to visit Brockville, the event was looked

forward to with every manifestation of delight, and arrangements made

to give them a hearty reception.

The route of the Royal party was from Ottawa, where a visit had been

made, and recently named the capital city of Canada by Queen Victoria;

there they embarked, sailing up the Ottawa River to Arnprior and thence

by carriages to Almonte, and there entrained for Brockville. All the

villages and hamlets passed were prettily decorated for the occasion,

here and there evergreen arches were erected where the loyal denizens

assembled and heartily cheered his Royal Highness in passing.

Brockville was reached about nine p.m. The Royal party was received by

the Mayor, Warden of Leeds and Grenville and other officials. Addresses

were presented and replied to by H.R.H. Carriages were in waiting to

convey them to the steamer at the dock, by which they were to leave at

daybreak for Kingston.

The Royal party were escorted from the railway station to the steamboat

wharf by a guard of honour, followed by a procession of firemen and

citizens carrying torches. All the buildings on the way were brightly

illuminated, the church bells merrily ringing with a fine display of

fireworks and the loud ovation of the people made it a memorable scene.

Instead of departing at daybreak, as had been arranged, it was about

three in the afternoon before the steamer left. The detention was

caused by difficulties which had arisen at Kingston. The Orange body

there had erected an arch decorated with emblems of the order and which

the Royal party would necessarily have to pass under. An address by

the Orangemen was to be presented, to which the Duke of Newcastle was

unable to assent. While the settlement of this was being arranged by

telegraph wire, the Mayor, accompanied by many prominent citizens,

waited on the Duke and invited the Royal party to a drive through

the town, which was graciously accepted, thus giving the people an

opportunity of seeing H. R. H. to better advantage. In appearance he

was of medium height, pale complexion, modest in demeanor and dignified

in manner.

He wore a tall white hat, a dark morning coat, light tweed trousers,

patent leather boots and light tan coloured gloves. He bowed in

acknowledgment to the cheers which greeted him and seemed to enjoy the

drive.

It was said the Duke remarked he was not sorry at the detention as it

had given the party the pleasure of seeing the pretty town by daylight.

There was a large entourage of pressmen reporting the Royal progress;

one American correspondent when writing up his report asked me among

other questions how many people were in the torchlight procession. I

told him 500, that being the number of torches purchased by the town

council. Oh! he said, I’ll make it 5,000, and sure enough he did and I

sent this over the wire.

The whole population, men, women and children, at that period was a

trifle over 4,000. This man afterwards became a famous correspondent

during the American Civil War.

The fearful and wonderful reports received from the seat of war as to

the extraordinary numbers of killed, wounded and captured, especially

during the early stages of the trouble were something incredible; the

experience narrated showed the need of a large discount being made.

The carriage the Prince of Wales drove through Brockville, and owned by

a private gentlemen until his death, is now, or was until lately, doing

duty as a public conveyance.

Should this meet the eye of some wealthy American, it might be a good

thing for the cabby.

_The Trent Affair._

It was on November 8, 1861, that Admiral Wilkes, in command of the

United States frigate _San Jacinto_ intercepted the British R. M.

Steamer _Trent_ on her way from the West Indies to England and forcibly

removed therefrom the two confederate States Commissioners Mason and

Slidell. When the outrage became known there was a universal burst of

indignation felt at the affront in Great Britain and all the British

possessions. Every one believed that unless the men were given up and

the act disavowed war between the two countries was inevitable. A

large military contingent was despatched from England on the Steamship

_Persia_ which arrived at Rimouski on Christmas day, Dec. 25, 1861. A

Queen’s messenger was sent to Washington bearing an ultimatum from the

British Government demanding that the men be at once released.

The American Government were in a dilemma. Several members of the

Cabinet were in favor of resisting this demand, but President Lincoln,

with his characteristic common sense said “One war at a time,

gentlemen, one war at a time,” and the commissioners were surrendered

and transferred to a British man-of-war at New York on January 1st,

1862, and _amende honorable_ made.

While the negotiations between the American and British Governments

were in progress, the government and people of Canada were watching the

trend of events with the keenest interest, and preparations were made

for possible eventualities, flank companies at the respective military

districts were ordered to prepare for active service.

When this order came by telegraph to the colonel of Brockville

District, I delivered it personally and took occasion to inform him

that if he would give me a commission in the company going on active

service I was prepared to join at a moment’s notice. This request

pleased the veteran (he was out in the rebellion) giving me a hearty

grip. “You’re the right sort. I accept your services and shall have a

commission for you within a week.”

A few days after I was much gratified when I received a large envelope

containing my promised commission, the same being initialled by the

Hon. James Morris, the speaker of the Legislative Council and resident

of Brockville; a short time thereafter while visiting his home he

entered the telegraph office to send a message. I took this opportunity

of thanking him for the commission he sent me. He glared at me for

a second or two and said, “The commission is not for you; it is for

John Murray the butcher.” “Oh! indeed, I beg pardon. I was under the

impression it was for J. M.---- gentleman.” I did not get this off in a

resentful mood; it was merely repeating the language of the document.

Of course I handed it over to my namesake, the rightful owner, a very

respectable man of the town, when my military ambitions came to an end.

The services of the flank companies were not required after the _causes

belle_ had been removed and Canada once more resumed her usual peace

footing.

_The Old Soldier and the Parson._

About forty odd years ago when I was acting in the capacity of

telegraph, express and steamship agent at Brockville, the following

incident happened, which may be worth recalling: One day an old

gentleman entered the office and desired me to furnish a steamship

ticket to Liverpool. He informed me he was on his way to revisit his

native land which he had not seen for many years. He was in the army

previous to settling in one of the back townships. Although well on in

years he looked hale and hearty, straight as an arrow and a remarkably

handsome old fellow.

After completing his purchase and about to depart, he observed a pair

of Fairbanks scales and requested me to weigh him, as he would like to

see whether he lost or gained on the voyage. Whilst occupied in this,

another old gentleman walked in attentively watching the operation;

he also requested me to do a similar favor for him. He proved very

much lighter and somewhat disappointed, and remarked: “Well, you are

heavier than I, but I think I can beat you in length of years.” “How

old are you?” brusquely querried the old soldier. “I am 84,” looking

triumphantly at his questioner. “My young friend I am 85. I am heavier

than you, older than you and (whispering in his ear) can look at the

girls yet!”

Singular enough, the name of the latter was Mr. Young, the former the

Rev. Wm. Smart, a well-known and respected clergyman, whose chief

weakness was a certain vanity in his length of years, coupled with

activity and good health on which he greatly prided himself. He was

therefore, considerably humiliated at being thus so badly taken down

and his dignity ruffled by the above remark.

_The Fenian Scare._

When in the summer of 1866 the Fenians invaded Canada and encountered

the Canadian militia at Ridgeway, considerable alarm was felt all

along the frontier. Cornwall, Prescott, Brockville and Kingston were

strengthened with bodies of militia as being probable points of

invasion.

For a time the Government took possession of the telegraph lines until

all danger had passed.

Telegraph offices were kept open day and night by orders from Ottawa;

this continued in force for several weeks. I was then at Brockville and

found the long hours very irksome. No one believed in the likelihood

of an attack here, but one night this belief was rather disturbed when

a communication was received by the officer in command warning him to

be on the alert as a body of Fenians had seized a steamer at Clayton,

on the American side of the river, with the probability of attacking

Brockville or Prescott.

Very soon the sound of the bugle was heard and the men formed in

readiness to meet the enemy. They had been drilling for several weeks

and were in splendid fighting trim, and under the command of an

experienced officer, Lieutenant-Colonel Atcherley, D.A.G., who had

seen service in the Crimea and India, in whom officers and men had

the utmost confidence. A home guard was hastily organized to watch the

river front and give timely notice should any suspicious craft appear.

During the prevailing excitement some one rang the town alarm bell,

when the citizens were aroused from their beds, and the streets were

soon crowded with men, women and children eager to learn what was the

cause of the alarm. Many amusing scenes were witnessed. A few timid

souls procured teams, loaded them with household effects, and with

their families started for safer quarters in the back country. Many

old veterans of the Canadian rebellion were seen carrying weapons of

defense, but appeared more likely to be offensive only to themselves.

One aged gentleman carried a sword with a rope in lieu of belt

and minus the scabbard; he refused to waste time looking for such

appendages at such a time; the naked sword was good enough for him.

The night was dark and ominous; every one awaited coming events with

anxiety and more or less nervousness, and dawn began to appear, but no

signs of the enemy. Meanwhile some of the home guard got tired waiting

for the Fenians, who declined to come, and they one by one segregated

to enjoy the comforts of their own firesides or seek repose on their

downy beds at home. In this action the officer commanding the home

guard preceded his men and was the first to retire, but one of their

number a sturdy Scot, having been placed on an eminence favorable to

scan the movements of the craft on the river, he held on to his post,

however. His family hunted him up and had much difficulty on prevailing

upon him to come home.

The only fatality that occurred was the death of an old lady, who,

nearing the end, collapsed suddenly when hearing the alarm bell and

told the reason for its being rung.

Shortly after the Fenian fiasco became a thing of the past.

_Professor Morse’s Valedictory Message._

In 1870, when Mr. Morse had entered his eightieth year, it was felt by

many telegraph men that some fitting recognition should be paid to the

illustrious inventor before the close of his valuable life, which was

now nearing the end.

In accordance with this general feeling action was taken and a

committee formed, when after much thought had been given to the

subject, it was at last decided the most appropriate memorial in its

opinion would be to erect a statue and place it in Central Park,

New York. This suggestion had the general approval of the telegraph

fraternity. To carry this out subscriptions were invited; one of the

first to contribute to the fund was Mr. John Horn, of Montreal, then in

New York, and to complete the sum required Sir Hugh Allan was appealed

to and promptly sent the desired amount.

The ceremony of unveiling the statue took place on June 10, 1871.

Representative telegraph men from every State and territory, as well as

the Dominion of Canada, were present, including many civic and State

officials, and addresses were delivered by Governor Hoffman, Mayor

Hall, the venerable poet, William Cullen Bryant and others.

In the evening a public reception of the delegates was held at the

Academy of Music, which was filled to overflowing, the Hon. William

Orton, President of the Western Union, presiding, by whom the delegates

were cordially welcomed. On the platform was a table and a set of

telegraph instruments connected with the main office of the Western

Union Company. Punctually at 9 p.m., as previously arranged, Professor

Morse, who was present, indited the following valedictory:

“Greeting and thanks to the telegraph fraternity throughout the

world. Glory to God in the highest, on earth peace and good-will

to men.”

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