"THE LADIES THERE MUST NEEDS BE ROOKS."
Mr. Durnford went back to London and worked hard in the senate and in
his study, eschewing all those scenes of pleasure and dissipation which
had once been his natural atmosphere. Lord Lavendale remonstrated with
him for having turned hermit and forsaken his friend.
"Thou wert once as my twin brother, Herrick," he said, "but thou art now
as some over-wise cousin, too sober and industrious to be on good terms
with folly."
"I am in love, Jack, and I have a serious purpose in this life which
gives strength to resolution and sweetens labour."
"Joseph Addison himself, the Christian philosopher, never pronounced
sounder wisdom."
"Alas, Lavendale, I wish with all my heart you could find one to love
whose mere _eidolon_ should be strong enough to guard and guide you."
"To keep my feet from Chocolate Houses and my tongue from libertine
discourse, eh, Herrick? Nay, old friend, there is no such woman. The one
I love is of the world, worldly. Were she free to wed me, I would do all
that man dare do to win her: but she is not free, and I can but amuse
myself in the paths of foolishness."
"You are ruining your health, wasting your fortune, and I doubt if even
at this cost you have bought happiness."
"No, Herrick, it is not to be bought so cheap. 'Tis a thing I have never
known since my first youth, when I began to find out the inside of the
apples of Sodom. Dust and ashes, friend: life is all dust and ashes,
when once the curiosity of youth is satisfied and the novelty of sinful
pleasures is worn off, if you call it sinful to drink and play deep, and
to love the company of handsome unscrupulous women, which I do not."
"If your mother were living, Jack, she whom you loved so well, whose
memory I have heard you say is more sacred to you than anything else on
the earth, would you have lived the life you are leading now?"
"It would have vexed that pure and gentle spirit, Herrick, to see me as
I am. Well, perhaps for her sake--yes, I have often told myself I should
have been a better man had she lived--perhaps for her sake I might have
forsworn sack and lived cleanly. But she is gone--she is at rest, where
my follies cannot touch her."
"How do you know that? Have you not spoken to me of the influence of the
dead upon the living? Do you not think that in the after life there may
be consciousness of the sins and sorrows of those that the dead have
loved better than they ever loved themselves? Do you think the chain of
love is so weak that death snaps it?"
"The after life! Ah, Herrick, that is the question in which we are all
at fault. It is uncertainty about that after life which damns us here.
Better to fear hell than to be without hope beyond the grave. I swear,
Herrick, I should be ever so much happier if I believed in the devil."
"And in God."
"That needs not saying. We all want to believe in a God, but we shirk
the notion of a devil. Now I would accept Satan in all his integrity
could I but believe in the rest of the spiritual world, angels and
archangels, and all the hierarchy of heaven. If I could think that my
mother's spirit hovered near me, could be vexed by my follies or moved
by my penitence, that sweet spiritual influence would guard me from evil
far better than any sublunary love. If I could believe, Herrick--but it
is that damnable _if_ which wrecks us."
"Do you not think, Jack, that it would pay a man to be a good Christian
on speculation?"
"You mean that the satisfaction of living a decent life, the
consciousness of moral rectitude, and the better conduct of his affairs,
would recompense him for the pains of self-denial, and that he would
have the chance of future reward--say as one to ninety-nine--by way of
bonus."
"Ah, Jack, you are incorrigible. Bolingbroke and his disciple Voltaire
have corrupted you."
"No, Herrick, I am no idle echo of other men's doubts. I hear his
lordship and the Frenchman bandy the ball of infidelity, scoff at all
creeds and all believers, quote Collins and Woolston, discredit Abraham,
and make light of Moses; prove the absurdity of all miracles, the
fatuity of all Christians. But it was in the depths of my own heart, in
the silence of my own chamber, that doubt first entered: and, like the
devil that came to Dr. Faustus in Marlowe's play, once having entered,
the intruder was not to be banished. That heaven which you Christians
talk of with such easy assurance, looking forward to your residence
there as placidly as a wealthy cit looks forward to a mansion at Clapham
or a cottage at Islington--that golden Jerusalem--is for me girt with a
wall of brass that shuts out hope and belief."
"Your mind will change some day, Jack."
"_Then_ I shall begin to believe in miracles."
This was but one of the many conversations which the friends had held
upon the same subject. Let their lives or their creeds differ never so
much, they were always staunch and loyal to each other. Whatever new
hopes might gladden Herrick's pathway, the companion of his wild youth
must be ever to him as a dearly loved brother.
* * * * *
At Whitsuntide the House was up, and Herrick was his own master for a
week. He was to spend part of the time at Lavendale Manor, but not all
his holiday. He had other business for some portion of the week, and
that business took him to Tunbridge Wells.
He had read in one of the fashionable journals, the _Flying Post_, that
Lady Tredgold and her daughters were staying at the Wells; and he
happened to have just at this time a desire to renew his acquaintance
with her ladyship, albeit she had done her very best to snub him.
"Perhaps, now I am member for Bossiney, and supposed to stand well with
Sir Robert, she may be more civil," he said to himself.
He was not mistaken in his conjecture. He met the lady and her daughters
promenading the Pantiles next day, and was received with cordiality. His
fame had reached the Bath, where he had been talked of as one of the
rising young men of the day. Walpole's favour, his own success in the
House, had been alike exaggerated by the many-tongued goddess, and Lady
Tredgold, who last winter had esteemed him an insufficient match for her
wealthy niece, was, in this merry month of May, inclined to look upon
him as a tolerable suitor for her dowerless elder daughter, whose charms
had been on the wane for the last three years, and whom the Bath and the
Wells had alike rejected from the list of toasts and belles.
Mrs. Amelia herself was disposed to smile upon any gentleman of moderate
abilities and good appearance, and she shone radiantly upon Herrick, who
was something more than good-looking, for he had that indefinable air of
superior intellect which comes of a thoughtful life, and which is always
interesting to women. Mrs. Amelia piqued herself upon being
intellectually superior to the common herd, and welcomed a congenial
spirit. And then Herrick came fresh from the town, and was well up in
all those fashionable scandals and tittle-tattlings which are agreeable
even to women of mind.
Mr. Durnford and the ladies paraded side by side for three or four
turns--nodded and smirked at their acquaintance, as who should say,
"Here is as finished a beau as you will find in all Tunbridge just
dropped into our net; would you not like to know who he is?"
Lady Tredgold was monstrously civil, and invited the new arrival to tea.
Herrick knew this would mean an evening at quadrille, but he had a few
guineas in his purse and was not afraid of the encounter. He was willing
to lose his money to her ladyship as the easiest way of putting her in a
good temper. So he went straight from the Pantiles to her ladyship's
lodgings, which were small and even shabby, which disadvantages Lady
Tredgold deprecated with her easiest air.
"We were glad to get a shelter for our poor heads," she exclaimed; "the
place is so crowded for the holidays, and the fine spring weather has
brought all the world to the Wells. The lodging-house people charge
exorbitantly for their hovels, and I assure you we pay a fortune for
these wretched holes of ours, in which I am positively ashamed to
receive you, my dear Mr. Durnford. However, I am told that in King
Charles's time people of quality were content to pig in movable cabins
that were wheeled about the common at the pleasure of their owners; so I
suppose we should be prodigiously pleased with a parlour that is at
least wind and weather proof."
The tea-table was served with a certain air of elegance, as Lady
Tredgold had brought some of the family plate from Bath, together with a
set of Nankin cups and saucers. Durnford sipped the delicately-flavoured
pekoe and gossiped with the three ladies, while the sun sank in a bed of
crimson glory behind the hillocky common, and the blackbirds and
thrushes sang their evening hymns in the thickets and copses that
skirted the little town.
"Have you seen my cousin Irene lately, Mr. Durnford?" asked Sophia
suddenly.
She was nearer thirty than she cared to be, but still ranked as the
young hoyden sister, and was distinguished for making silly speeches.
"I think, Mrs. Sophia, you must know that I am forbidden to approach
that young lady," answered Herrick, while the mother frowned upon her
younger hope.
"Indeed, but I didn't know, so I didn't. And why ain't you let see my
cousin?" asked the innocent girl.
"Because I was once so bold as to aspire to her hand. I waited upon the
Squire as one gentleman should upon another, and put my suit in the
plainest way, but I was rejected with contumely. Yet in point of family
the Durnfords may fairly rank with the Bosworths, and it is but sordid
lucre which makes the barrier between us."
"My dear sir, that sordid lucre is the most insurmountable barrier that
can divide hearts nowadays," exclaimed her ladyship, with an air of
good-natured candour. "Look at my two girls. They have had their
admirers, I can assure you, and among the prettiest fellows in town.
They have been sighed for, and almost died for, by gentlemen whose
admiration was an honour. But then came family considerations; fathers
intervened; and when it was found out that my poor chicks would have but
two thousand pound apiece out of his lordship's estate, and would have
to wait for even that pittance till his lordship's death, their lovers
were forbidden to carry the business any further, and fond and faithful
hearts were parted."
The two young ladies sighed and shook their heads plaintively, as if
each had her history.
"If you are wise you will give up all thought of Irene," continued Lady
Tredgold. "My brother-in-law worships money and rank. He will either
marry his daughter to a peer or a millionaire. I know that he has set
his heart upon founding a great family. I fancy he would like best to
get some poor sprig of nobility like your friend Lavendale, who would
assume his wife's name--call himself Lavendale-Bosworth, or Lavendale
and Bosworth, by letters patent, or sink the old name altogether, and
become plain Lord Bosworth."
"My friend will sell neither himself nor his name, madam," answered
Durnford. "I know that he had a profound admiration for your niece's
beauty and sweet simplicity of mind and manners."
"Simplicity! Yes, she is simple enough, to be sure!" ejaculated Amelia.
"But I have reason to know that his heart was too deeply involved in a
former attachment--"
"My good sir, we all know that," exclaimed her ladyship impatiently. "We
know it as well as that my royal mistress, dear stupid old Anne, is dead
and buried. Lord Lavendale's passion for Lady Judith Topsparkle has been
town talk for the last four years: and since last winter's masquerades
and assemblies there have been as many bets among the wits and beaux as
to whether she will or will not run away with him as ever there are upon
the result of a race. But pray what has that to do with the question? If
he is a sensible young man, he will mend his morals and his fortune at
the same time by marrying my niece. Providence must mean their estates
to be one, and they would be the handsomest couple in London."
"I have so much respect for Mrs. Bosworth as to believe she would die
rather than give her hand where she could not give her heart," said
Durnford.
"O, these girls all talk of dying, they all protest and whimper and
pout," said Lady Tredgold. "But they have to obey their fathers in the
end, and then somehow it falls out that they are monstrously fond of
their husbands, and you will see a couple who have been brought together
by harsh fathers and the tyranny of circumstance transformed after
marriage into such doating lovers as to sicken the town by their
endearments and silly praises of each other. No girl should ever be
allowed to have her own way in the disposal of herself or her fortune."
"You talk, madam, like Lady Capulet."
"If I do, it is unawares, sir, for I have not the honour of that lady's
acquaintance. Will you do me the favour to ring for candles, Mr.
Durnford? My people neglect us in these strange quarters. Perhaps you
would be agreeable to join us in a hand at quadrille, if you have
nothing better to do with the next hour."
Herrick protested that there could not be any better employment for his
evening. Her ladyship's people consisted of a man and a maid. The
candles were brought by the man, who put out the cards and set the table
with the air of performing a nightly duty; and the ladies and their beau
sat down to that favourite and scientific game which preceded "whisk"
in fashion and popularity.
"I am told the old Duchess of Marlborough prefers roly-poly to quadrille
or ombre," said Herrick, as the cards were being dealt.
"O, there is a vein of vulgarity in that old woman which shows itself in
everything she does," replied Lady Tredgold scornfully. "I detest the
virago."
"And yet there is an element of greatness in her character," said
Herrick. "Great talents, great beauty, great fortune, have all been
hers: and she has been conspicuous in an age of lax morality as a woman
of spotless virtue."
"O sir, it is an ill thing perhaps for any woman to say in the presence
of unmarried daughters, but I own I agree with Joseph Addison that a
woman has no right to practise every other vice on the ground that she
possesses one virtue, even though that virtue of chastity is, I grant
you, the chief merit in woman."
"I am with you there, madam, and agree that even sad Lucretia's modesty
would scarce justify a woman in shrewing her husband, maligning her
innocent granddaughter, and quarrelling with every member of her family:
and yet I own to some touch of half-reluctant admiration for the mighty
Sarah. Mr. Cibber told me once how it was his task to attend upon her at
a supper in Nottingham Castle, about the time of King James's flight
from this kingdom, and that her beauty appeared to him as an emanation
of Divinity, rather than a mere earthly loveliness. And then she is such
a magnificent virago. The woman who had the spunk to cut off her
splendid tresses, the chief glory of her womanhood, and fling them
across her husband's path in a freak of temper--"
"Was a hot-tempered simpleton, and I dare swear repented her wilfulness
the moment 'twas done," said Mrs. Amelia. "All I know of the great
Duchess is that she never deserved to have an all-conquering hero for
her husband and a queen for her bosom friend."
"The handsomest, most fascinating man in Europe, into the bargain," said
Mrs. Sophia. "Lord Chesterfield told me that all the graces met in the
Duke of Marlborough's person."
"Very generous of his lordship," said Durnford. "It is rarely that an
ugly man can appreciate masculine beauty."
"O, Chesterfield is a very obliging person," replied her ladyship, "and
I am told they are delighted with him at the Hague. He will introduce
the idea of elegance into the Dutch mind."
"Nay, madam," remonstrated Herrick, "it is not to be supposed that your
Hollander is entirely devoid of elegance, or that Amsterdam has less
appreciation of the beautiful than Athens had. It is only that in the
Low Countries beauty takes a homelier form, and shows itself in an
extremity of neatness and gracefulness of form in trifles--quaint
architecture, shining hundred-paned lattices, every inch of ironwork
deftly worked--cabinet pictures--brass and copper vessels--and
cleanliness everywhere. There were streets and houses in Holland that
enchanted me, even while my mind was still charged with pictures of
Italy."
"I hate everything Dutch except their crockery and their furniture,"
said Lady Tredgold.
The game now began in earnest, and mother and daughters were soon
absorbed in their cards. They played with all the intensity of practised
gamesters; and though they only staked crown-pieces, they had an air as
if life and death hung on the balance. They were much keener and perhaps
better players than Herrick, who on this particular occasion played with
reprehensible carelessness. He and his partner, Mrs. Amelia, lost
steadily, whereupon the damsel gave him many a reproachful look, as her
best cards were wasted by his bad play. At last, after a series of short
impatient sighs and tappings of red-heeled shoes, the young lady flung
down her cards in a passion. Even the knowledge that her mother and
sister were spoiling the Egyptian was no consolation to her for the loss
of her own coin, her kindred being female Harpagons in the exaction of
their due.
"Pray forgive me, madam; I fear my wits were wandering," pleaded
Herrick, with a penitent air. "In sober truth I am no lover of cards,
and in pleasant company can scarce keep my mind to the game. I ought
never to play with ladies--grace and beauty are dangerous distractions
from the mathematics of quadrille."
Mrs. Amelia looked mollified, and took the whole of the compliment to
herself. Lady Tredgold and Sophia were in admirable humour, for their
pockets were weighed down by Mr. Durnford's crown-pieces. "We will play
no more this evening," said her ladyship gaily; "my Amelia's temper is
always impetuous at cards. It is her only failing, dear child, and she
is too candid to hide her feelings. The band is to play to-night on the
common. What if we put on our hoods, girls, and take a turn in the
moonlight? Perhaps Mr. Durnford would escort us?"
Durnford avowed himself delighted at the privilege, so the three ladies
muffled their powdered heads in black silk hoods, elegant with much
ruching of lace and ribbon, and put on their cloaks. It was a lovely
spring night, with the moon at the full, and all the fashionable
visitors were promenading in little groups of two and three in the cool
sweet air. A ripple of laughter, a babble of cheerful voices, mingled
with the sound of the band, which was performing airs from Handel's
last opera. Nothing could have been prettier than that picture of
moonlit common, and little town built irregularly on the ridge of a low
hill, scattered houses, quaint roofs, steeple and belfry, assembly rooms
and baths, and the very smallest thing in the way of theatres, where
great stars from London shone out now and then, a brief coruscation.
Mrs. Amelia was enchanted with the scene. She put on an air of almost
infantine gaiety, and made as if she could have skipped for joy.
"It is ever so much prettier than the Bath," she cried. "Those great
stone houses clustering round the Abbey have such a dismal look. The
town seems to lie in the bottom of a pit. But here it is all open and
airy, and so pretty and tiny, like a box of toys."
She and Durnford were a little way in advance of the other two, and
their conversation had the air of a _tête-à-tête_.
"Is it really true that you have not seen my cousin since she was in
London?" she asked presently, growing serious all at once. She was at
that desperate stage in the existence of an idle, aimless, almost
portionless woman, when to secure a husband is the one supreme object in
life, and she had been thinking about Durnford all the evening from a
matrimonial point of view. She saw in him the possibility of rescue from
that dismal swamp of neglected spinsterhood in which she had waded so
long. He was good-looking, well-bred, intellectual, and he was making
his way in the world. What more could she hope for now in any suitor?
The day for high hopes was long past. She knew that her mother and
sister would rejoice to be rid of her, that her father would give her a
hundred pounds or so, grudgingly, to buy gowns, and his blessing, with
an air that would make it seem almost a curse. What could be expected
from a genteel pauper tortured by chronic gout?
Full of vague hopes, she wanted to be certain of her ground, to be at
least sure that all was over between Herrick and Irene. He paused so
long before answering her question, that she was fain to repeat it.
"Is it really, really true?"
"True that I have not seen your cousin since she left London? Nay,
madam, I am sure I never said as much. I only said I was forbidden to
see her."
"That was a sophistical answer. Then you have seen her?"
"Do you want to get me into trouble, to make me betray myself and a
lady? I will tell you this much, Mrs. Amelia: my suit seems just as
hopeless to-night as it seemed last winter."
"Then don't you see that mamma is right--that it would be folly to pin
all your hopes upon a girl who will be sold to the first gouty old duke
or marquis who will do my uncle the honour to propose for her? But I
believe you are still desperately in love with her."
"Six months' severance have not schooled me to forget her."
Amelia bit her lips, and tossed her head contemptuously. To think that a
chit like that should possess the soul of a serious man past thirty, a
man who should have chosen a sensible woman near his own age, if he
wanted to be happy, and to make a figure in the world! Men are such
idiots!
There was a bench near a cluster of hawthorn-trees on the common, and
here Lady Tredgold and her younger daughter had seated themselves. It
was at the end of the parade which the little world of Tunbridge had
made for itself this season. Next year, perhaps, they would choose
another spot for their promenade; fashion is so capricious.
As Amelia and her beau approached, the anxious mother beckoned with her
fan. The dear young thing must not walk too long with her swain. That
_tête-à-tête_ patrolling might be remarked, and might spoil other
chances. Maternal anxiety was perpetually on the alert.
"You must be tired, child," said her ladyship, as the promenaders drew
near. "You have been running about all day."
Running about seemed a somewhat youthful phrase for a damsel of thirty,
who wore three-inch heels and a hoop that would have handicapped Daphne.
But Amelia made no objection, and seated herself at her mother's side,
leaving ample space for Durnford.
The music came to them softened by distance, and the perfume of gorse
and wild flowers was here untainted by the mixed odours of snuff and
pulvillio which prevailed where the company clustered thicker.
"I have been finding out Mr. Durnford's secrets, mamma," said Amelia,
with a laboured sprightliness. "He is still over head and ears in love
with my young cousin."
"Indeed, child! But how durst you question or tease him?" returned the
mother reprovingly. "Surely the gentleman has a right to be in love with
whomsoever he pleases; and if his case is hopeless, it is not for us to
remind him of his misfortunes."
"I can but wonder that amidst the galaxy of our Court belles Mr.
Durnford could be dazzled by a star of secondary magnitude like Irene."
"To me, Mrs. Amelia, she appeared ever as Alpha, the first and the
brightest."
"And do you really think her pretty?"
"Much more than pretty; that adjective would apply to a milliner's
apprentice tripping down St. James's Street with a hat-box. Irene is to
my mind the very incarnation of girlish loveliness."
"Surely her nose is too long."
"Not the infinitesimal fraction of an inch. Her nose is as perfect as
Diana's. Praxiteles never moulded a more delicate feature. I know that
ladies have a friendly good-humoured way of taking each other's charms
and attractions to pieces, like the bits of a toy puzzle, and discussing
and cheapening every feature; but all the feminine detraction that was
ever uttered over a tea-table, out of sheer good-humour, would not
lessen my admiration of Miss Bosworth by one tittle."
"She has a very handsome face," said Lady Tredgold, with a decided air,
as if to put a stop to triviality, "but she has no figure."
"She does not exhibit her person to all the world, as so many of our
fashionable beauties have a habit of doing," replied Durnford.
His heart was beating fast and furiously. He had brought the
conversation--or it had in somewise drifted--to the very point which
might serve his purpose, and he had a serious purpose in this
philandering with Lady Tredgold and her daughters.
"My dear sir, it is useless to play the moralist in such an age as
ours," retorted her ladyship impatiently. "If women have fine statuesque
shoulders they will show them, and if they are ill-made or
scraggy--which I thank Heaven neither of my girls are--they will order
their gowns to be cut high and make a monstrous merit of modesty. My
niece is not actually ill-made--her poor mother had an exquisite
shape--but she is a willowy slip of a child with an undeveloped figure.
Compare her, for instance, with your friend Lady Judith Topsparkle."
"Lady Judith is lovely, I grant," replied Durnford, "but your ladyship
can hardly admire the lavish display of her charms to all the world.
There was an artistic suggestion of nakedness in her loose Turkish robe
at the masquerade last winter which provoked remarks I would rather not
hear about any woman I respect--as I do Lady Judith. It would torture me
to hear my wife so talked about."
"Should you be lucky enough to marry my cousin Irene, you need never
fear too lavish a display of her shoulders," said Amelia
cantankerously. "Be sure she will always cover them decently, especially
her _right_ shoulder."
"Come, come, child, there are things that should not be babbled about,
however good-naturedly," remonstrated Lady Tredgold.
"Do you mean to insinuate that she is deformed?" asked Durnford, more
intent than ever.
"No, she is straight enough, but she has a very ugly scar on her right
shoulder, which will oblige her to maintain the exalted character for
modesty which you give her till her dying day. There is such a thing,
you see, Mr. Durnford, as making a virtue of necessity," added Amelia
viperishly.
"A scar!" repeated Durnford; "the result of some accident in childhood,
I conclude?"
"No doubt," answered her ladyship. "It looks like the cicatrice left by
a very severe burn; but when I questioned my niece about it she could
tell me nothing. The accident must have happened when she was almost a
baby, for she has no memory of it."
"Did you never ask the Squire about it?"
"Never. His daughter was brought up in such a curious way until I found
her a governess, that I fancy the matter must be rather a sore subject
with my brother-in-law. In fact, his whole conduct as a husband and
father was so strange that I could hardly trust myself to talk to him
about his past life or his daughter's childhood. The presence of that
odious woman--Mrs. Layburne, I think he calls her--in his house has
always been an abomination to me; indeed, I doubt it helped to break my
poor sister's heart. As to the child being neglected and coming to harm
under the dominion of that woman, 'twas but natural, for no doubt the
creature drinks. I am only surprised that she ever survived her infancy,
as such a woman would be capable of murdering her in a fit of fury."
"Indeed, your ladyship, from what I have heard of Mrs. Layburne, I do
not think she was unkindly disposed to Miss Bosworth," said Herrick.
"She held herself aloof from all the household, sat and brooded in her
own den, shut in from the world."
"'Twas her guilty conscience made her love solitude, no doubt. Hark!
that is the last of the band. They are playing Dr. Bull's loyal melody.
It is ten o'clock, I declare. Will you come back to our lodgings, Mr.
Durnford, and partake of a sandwich and a syllabub?"
"Your ladyship is too kind: but I have to leave by the early coach
to-morrow morning, and I think I had best go straight back to my inn."