IV

She was sitting in front of the fire when he entered the flat.

"Hilloa," he said, "you're home early, aren't you?"

She looked up and smiled rather wanly at him.

"Yes," she said, "I came home about three!..."

"Why? Aren't you well?"

"I'm not feeling very grand!"

"What's the matter!"

"I don't know. At least I ... Oh, I don't know. It may only be

imagination!"

He sat down beside her. "Imagination!..." She looked at him very

steadily, and he found himself remembering how beautiful he had thought

her eyes were that day when he saw her for the first time. They were

still very beautiful.

"I'm not sure," she said. "I don't know ... but I ... I think I'm going

to have a baby!"

"Holy Smoke!"

"I don't know. I feel so stupid!..."

She had been smiling while she was telling this to him, but now she

dismayed him by bursting into tears.

"Eleanor!" he exclaimed, not knowing what to say or to do, and she let

herself subside into his arms and lay there, half laughing and half

crying.

"I'm being a ... frightful ... fool," she said between sobs, "but I ...

I can't help it!"

They sat together until the dusk had turned to darkness, holding each

other and whispering explanations and hopes and fears. A queer sense of

responsibility settled upon John, a feeling that he must bear burdens

and be glad to bear them. Eleanor seemed to him now to be a very

fragile and timid creature, turning instinctively to him for care and

protection. Immeasureable love for her surged in his heart. This very

dear and gentle girl, so full of courage and yet so full of alarm, had

become inexpressibly precious to him. She had come to him in doubt and

had entrusted her life to him, not certain that she cared for him

sufficiently to be entirely happy with him. He had tried to make her

happy, and slowly he had seen her liking for him growing into some sort

of affection. Perhaps now she loved him as he loved her. Soon she would

be the mother of a child ... his child!... How very extraordinary it

seemed! A few months ago, Eleanor and he had been strangers to each

other ... and now she was about to bear a child to him!

"I must work hard," he said to himself, and then to her, "Of course,

you can't go back to Mr. Crawford. I'll write to my mother and tell

her!"

He remembered the commission from Hinde, and while he was telling her

of it, the postman delivered a letter from the Herald in which was the

invitation card for the ceremony in Westminster Abbey.

She examined it with interest. "But it says Morning Dress must be

worn," she exclaimed, pointing to the notice in the corner of the card.

"You haven't got any Morning Dress!"

"Do you think it'll matter?"

"They may not let you in if you go as you are now. You haven't even a

silk hat!"

"What shall I do then?" he asked.

"We must think of something. Perhaps Mrs. Townley's husband would lend

you his silk hat!" The Townleys were their neighbours. "He hardly ever

wears it, and he's about your size!"

"I shouldn't like to ask them!..."

"Oh, I'll ask them all right," Eleanor said.

She left the flat and crossed the staircase to the door of the

Townleys' flat, and after a little while, she returned carrying a silk

hat that was much in need of ironing.

"She lent it quite willingly," Eleanor said. "She says Mr. Townley's

only used it twice. Once when they were married and once at a funeral.

Put it on!" She fixed it on his head. "It doesn't quite fit," she said.

"Perhaps if I were to put some paper inside the band, that would make

it sit better!"

She lined the hat with, tissue paper and then, put it on his head

again. "That's a lot better," she exclaimed. "Look at yourself in the

glass!"

"I feel an awful fool in it," he murmured, glancing at his reflection

in the mirror.

"Oh, well, I suppose all men do feel like fools when they put on silk

hats ... at first anyhow ... but it isn't any worse than a bowler hat

or one of those awful squash-hats that Socialists wear. Men's hats are

hideous whatever shape they are. I don't know what we're to do about a

morning coat for you. I didn't like to ask Mrs. Townley to lend her

husband's to me!..."

"Good Lord, no! You can't borrow the man's entire wardrobe from him!"

"Your grey flannel trousers might look like ordinary trousers, if we

could get a morning-coat for you!" She paused as if she were reflecting

on the problem. "I know," she said at last. "It's sure to rain, in the

morning. King George is going to the thing, so it's sure to rain. Wear

your overcoat ... then you won't need a morning coat ... and the silk

hat and your grey flannel trousers and your patent leather boots!..."

"It's a bit of a mixture, isn't it?"

"It won't be noticed. That'll do very nicely! Thank goodness, we've

solved that problem! The money will be useful, dearest!"

V

"What luck!" said Eleanor, looking out of the window in the morning.

The sky was grey and the streets were wet and dirty.

John had urged her to stay at home, offering to explain to Mr. Crawford

why she was not returning to her employment, but she had insisted that

she was well enough now and must treat Mr. Crawford as fairly as he had

treated her. "I'll give notice to him at once," she said, "and he can

get someone else as soon as possible ... but I can't leave him in the

lurch!"

They travelled by Tube to town together, and John went on to

Westminster Abbey. He was very early and when he arrived at the

entrance nominated on the Invitation Card he found that he was the

first arrival. Ten minutes afterwards, a grubby-looking man in a slouch

hat ambled up the asphalt path to the narrow door against which John

was leaning. "Good morning!" John said, glancing at the slouch hat and

the shabby reefer coat and the brown boots. "Have you come to do this

ceremony, too?" The man nodded his head. He was very uncommunicative

and had a surly look. "But they won't let you in, like that!" said

John.

"Won't let me in! Who won't let me in?" the man demanded.

"It says 'Morning Dress to be worn' on the Invitation Card," John

answered, showing his card as he spoke.

"That's all bunkum! They'd let me in if I were naked. I'm here to

report the performance, not to display my elegance, and these people

want the thing reported as much as possible. I don't suppose you know

me?"

"No, I don't," said John.

"Well, I'm known as the Funeral Expert in Fleet Street. My paper always

sends me out on special occasions to report big funerals. I'm very good

at that sort of thing. I seem to have a flair for funerals somehow.

I've never done a show like this before, but if I can only persuade

myself to believe that there's a corpse about, I'll do it better than

anybody else. I make a specialty of quoting the more literary parts of

the Burial Service in my reports!..."

"You won't be able to do that to-day. This isn't a funeral," said John.

"No, but I can quote the hymns if they've got any merit at all.

Otherwise I shall drag in the psalms. Hymns aren't very quotable as a

rule. Shocking doggerel most of 'em!..."

They were joined by other reporters, and John observed that he alone

among them was wearing a silk hat. He commented on the fact to the

Funeral Expert.

"There's only one silk hat in the whole of Fleet Street," the Funeral

Expert replied, "and it belongs to the man who specialises in Murders.

He never investigates a murder without wearing his silk hat. He says

it's in keeping with the theme!"

The door was opened by a verger and the journalists entered the Abbey

and were led up some very narrow and dark and damp stone stairs until

at last they emerged on to a rude platform of planks high up in the

roof. At one end of the platform a pole had been placed breast-high

between two pillars, and against this the journalists were invited to

lean. Far below, the ceremony was to take place. John felt giddy as he

looked down on the floor of the Cathedral.

"We shan't be able to see anything up here," he said to the Funeral

Expert.

"What do you want to see?" was the reply he received. "You've got a

programme of the ceremony, haven't you, and an imagination. That's all

you need. I suppose you've never done a job of this sort before?"

"No. I'm a beginner!"

"Well, write a lot of slushy staff about the sun shining through the

rose-coloured window just as the King entered the Abbey. That always

goes down well. There are three psalms to be sung during the service.

If you quote the first one, I'll quote the second, and then we shan't

clash. Is that agreed?"

"All right!"

Half the journalists retreated from the pole-barrier and sat on a pile

of planks at the back of the platform. Like John, they suffered from

giddiness. They had their writing-pads open, however, and were busily

engaged in inventing accounts of the ceremonial that was presently to

be performed. John glanced over a man's shoulder and caught sight of

the words, "As His Majesty entered the ancient abbey, a burst of

sunlight fell through the old rose window and cast a glorious crimson

light on his beautiful regalia!...."

"Lord!" said John, moving away.

He went to the end of the platform, and then, moved by some feeling

which he could not explain, descended the dark, stone stairs which he

had lately mounted. He could hear the music of the organ, and presently

the choir began to sing an anthem.

"I suppose it's beginning," he thought.

He reached the ground-floor, and presently found himself standing

behind a stone-screen in the company of selected persons and officials

in brilliant uniforms. There were three special reporters here, to whom

an official in a gorgeous green garb, looking very like a figure on a

pack of cards, was giving information. John edged nearer to them, and

as he did so, he saw that some ceremony was proceeding in one of the

chapels.

"What's happening?" he asked in a whisper.

His neighbor whispered back that this was to be the chapel of the Order

of the Bath, and that the King was about to conduct some ceremonial

with the Knights of the Order. He raised himself on the edge of a tomb

and saw two lines of old men in rich claret-coloured robes facing each

other, with a broad space between them, and while he looked, the King

passed between the Knights who bowed to him as he passed towards the

altar. He heard the murmur of old, feeble voices as the Knights swore

to protect the widow and the orphan and the virgin from wrong and

injury!...

"They haven't the strength to protect a fly," John whispered to his

neighbour.

"Ssh!" his neighbour whispered back, "it's a symbolical promise!..."

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