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XX.

THE JUDGEMENT OF PARIS

_Zeus. Hermes. Hera. Athene. Aphrodite. Paris_

_Zeus_. Hermes, take this apple, and go with it to Phrygia; on the

Gargaran peak of Ida you will find Priam's son, the herdsman. Give him

this message: 'Paris, because you are handsome, and wise in the things

of love, Zeus commands you to judge between the Goddesses, and say

which is the most beautiful. And the prize shall be this apple.'—Now,

you three, there is no time to be lost: away with you to your judge. I

will have nothing to do with the matter: I love you all exactly alike,

and I only wish you could all three win. If I were to give the prize to

one of you, the other two would hate me, of course. In these

circumstances, I am ill qualified to be your judge. But this young

Phrygian to whom you are going is of the royal blood—a relation of

Ganymede's,—and at the same time a simple countryman; so that we need

have no hesitation in trusting his eyes.

_Aph_. As far as I am concerned, Zeus, Momus himself might be our

judge; _I_ should not be afraid to show myself. What fault could he

find with _me_? But the others must agree too.

_Hera_. Oh, we are under no alarm, thank you,—though your admirer Ares

should be appointed. But Paris will do; whoever Paris is.

_Zeus_. And my little Athene; have we her approval? Nay, never blush,

nor hide your face. Well, well, maidens will be coy; 'tis a delicate

subject. But there, she nods consent. Now, off with you; and mind, the

beaten ones must not be cross with the judge; I will not have the poor

lad harmed. The prize of beauty can be but one.

_Herm_. Now for Phrygia. I will show the way; keep close behind me,

ladies, and don't be nervous. I know Paris well: he is a charming young

man; a great gallant, and an admirable judge of beauty. Depend on it,

he will make a good award.

_Aph_. I am glad to hear that; I ask for nothing better than a just

judge.—Has he a wife, Hermes, or is he a bachelor?

_Herm_. Not exactly a bachelor.

_Aph_. What do you mean?

_Herm_. I believe there is a wife, as it were; a good enough sort of

girl—a native of those parts—but sadly countrified! I fancy he does not

care very much about her.—Why do you ask?

_Aph_. I just wanted to know.

_Ath_. Now, Hermes, that is not fair. No whispering with Aphrodite.

_Herm_. It was nothing, Athene; nothing about you. She only asked me

whether Paris was a bachelor.

_Ath_. What business is that of hers?

_Herm_. None that I know of. She meant nothing by the question; she

just wanted to know.

_Ath_. Well, and is he?

_Herm_. Why, no.

_Ath_. And does he care for military glory? has he ambition? Or is he a

_mere_ neatherd?

_Herm_. I couldn't say for certain. But he is a young man, so it is to

be presumed that distinction on the field of battle is among his

desires.

_Aph_. There, you see; _I_ don't complain; I say nothing when you

whisper with _her_. Aphrodite is not so particular as some people.

_Herm_. Athene asked me almost exactly the same as you did; so don't be

cross. It will do you no harm, my answering a plain

question.—Meanwhile, we have left the stars far behind us, and are

almost over Phrygia. There is Ida: I can make out the peak of Gargarum

quite plainly; and if I am not mistaken, there is Paris himself.

_Hera_. Where is he? I don't see him.

_Herm_. Look over there to the left, Hera: not on the top, but down the

side, by that cave where you see the herd.

_Hera_. But I _don't_ see the herd.

_Herm_. What, don't you see them coming out from between the

rocks,—where I am pointing, look—and the man running down from the

crag, and keeping them together with his staff?

_Hera_. I see him now; if he it is.

_Herm_. Oh, that is Paris. But we are getting near; it is time to

alight and walk. He might be frightened, if we were to descend upon him

so suddenly.

_Hera_. Yes; very well. And now that we are on the earth, you might go

on ahead, Aphrodite, and show us the way. You know the country, of

course, having been here so often to see Anchises; or so I have heard.

_Aph_. Your sneers are thrown away on me, Hera.

_Herm_. Come; I'll lead the way myself. I spent some time on Ida, while

Zeus was courting Ganymede. Many is the time that I have been sent here

to keep watch over the boy; and when at last the eagle came, I flew by

his side, and helped him with his lovely burden. This is the very rock,

if I remember; yes, Ganymede was piping to his sheep, when down swooped

the eagle behind him, and tenderly, oh, so tenderly, caught him up in

those talons, and with the turban in his beak bore him off, the

frightened boy straining his neck the while to see his captor. I picked

up his pipes—he had dropped them in his fright and—ah! here is our

umpire, close at hand. Let us accost him.—Good-morrow, herdsman!

_Par_. Good-morrow, youngster. And who may you be, who come thus far

afield? And these dames? They are over comely, to be wandering on the

mountain-side.

_Herm_. 'These dames,' good Paris, are Hera, Athene, and Aphrodite; and

I am Hermes, with a message from Zeus. Why so pale and tremulous?

Compose yourself; there is nothing the matter. Zeus appoints you the

judge of their beauty. 'Because you are handsome, and wise in the

things of love' (so runs the message), 'I leave the decision to you;

and for the prize,—read the inscription on the apple.'

_Par_. Let me see what it is about. FOR THE FAIR, it says. But, my lord

Hermes, how shall a mortal and a rustic like myself be judge of such

unparalleled beauty? This is no sight for a herdsman's eyes; let the

fine city folk decide on such matters. As for me, I can tell you which

of two goats is the fairer beast; or I can judge betwixt heifer and

heifer;—'tis my trade. But here, where all are beautiful alike, I know

not how a man may leave looking at one, to look upon another. Where my

eyes fall, there they fasten,—for there is beauty: I move them, and

what do I find? more loveliness! I am fixed again, yet distracted by

neighbouring charms. I bathe in beauty: I am enthralled: ah, why am I

not _all_ eyes like Argus? Methinks it were a fair award, to give the

apple to all three. Then again: one is the wife and sister of Zeus; the

others are his daughters. Take it where you will, 'tis a hard matter to

judge.

_Herm_. So it is, Paris. At the same time—Zeus's orders! There is no

way out of it.

_Par_. Well, please point out to them, Hermes, that the losers must not

be angry with me; the fault will be in my eyes only.

_Herm_. That is quite understood. And now to work.

_Par_. I must do what I can; there is no help for it. But first let me

ask,—am I just to look at them as they are, or must I go into the

matter thoroughly?

_Herm_. That is for you to decide, in virtue of your office. You have

only to give your orders; it is as you think best.

_Par_. As I think best? Then I will be thorough.

_Herm_. Get ready, ladies. Now, Mr. Umpire.—I will look the other way.

_Hera_. I approve your decision, Paris. I will be the first to submit

myself to your inspection. You shall see that I have more to boast of

than white arms and large eyes: nought of me but is beautiful.

_Par_. Aphrodite, will you also prepare?

_Ath_. Oh, Paris,—make her take off that girdle, first; there is magic

in it; she will bewitch you. For that matter, she has no right to come

thus tricked out and painted,—just like a courtesan! She ought to show

herself unadorned.

_Par_. They are right about the girdle, madam; it must go.

_Aph_. Oh, very well, Athene: then take off that helmet, and show your

head bare, instead of trying to intimidate the judge with that waving

plume. I suppose you are afraid the colour of your eyes may be noticed,

without their formidable surroundings.

_Ath_. Oh, here is my helmet.

_Aph_. And here is my girdle.

_Hera_. Now then.

_Par_. God of wonders! What loveliness is here! Oh, rapture! How

exquisite these maiden charms! How dazzling the majesty of Heaven's

true queen! And oh, how sweet, how enthralling is Aphrodite's smile!

'Tis too much, too much of happiness.—But perhaps it would be well for

me to view each in detail; for as yet I doubt, and know not where to

look; my eyes are drawn all ways at once.

_Aph_. Yes, that will be best.

_Par_. Withdraw then, you and Athene; and let Hera remain.

_Hera_. So be it; and when you have finished your scrutiny, you have

next to consider, how you would like the present which I offer you.

Paris, give me the prize of beauty, and you shall be lord of all Asia.

_Par_. I will take no presents. Withdraw. I shall judge as I think

right. Approach, Athene.

_Ath_. Behold. And, Paris, if you will say that I am the fairest, I

will make you a great warrior and conqueror, and you shall always win,

in every one of your battles.

_Par_. But I have nothing to do with fighting, Athene. As you see,

there is peace throughout all Lydia and Phrygia, and my father's

dominion is uncontested. But never mind; I am not going to take your

present, but you shall have fair play. You can robe again and put on

your helmet; I have seen. And now for Aphrodite.

_Aph_. Here I am; take your time, and examine carefully; let nothing

escape your vigilance. And I have something else to say to you,

handsome Paris. Yes, you handsome boy, I have long had an eye on you; I

think you must be the handsomest young fellow in all Phrygia. But it is

such a pity that you don't leave these rocks and crags, and live in a

town; you will lose all your beauty in this desert. What have you to do

with mountains? What satisfaction can your beauty give to a lot of

cows? You ought to have been married long ago; not to any of these

dowdy women hereabouts, but to some Greek girl; an Argive, perhaps, or

a Corinthian, or a Spartan; Helen, now, is a Spartan, and such a pretty

girl—quite as pretty as I am—and so susceptible! Why, if she once

caught sight of _you_, she would give up everything, I am sure, to go

with you, and a most devoted wife she would be. But you have heard of

Helen, of course?

_Par_. No, ma'am; but I should like to hear all about her now.

_Aph_. Well, she is the daughter of Leda, the beautiful woman, you

know, whom Zeus visited in the disguise of a swan.

_Par_. And what is she like?

_Aph_. She is fair, as might be expected from the swan, soft as down

(she was hatched from an egg, you know), and such a lithe, graceful

figure; and only think, she is so much admired, that there was a war

because Theseus ran away with her; and she was a mere child then. And

when she grew up, the very first men in Greece were suitors for her

hand, and she was given to Menelaus, who is descended from Pelops.—Now,

if you like, she shall be your wife.

_Par_. What, when she is married already?

_Aph_. Tut, child, you are a simpleton: _I_ understand these things.

_Par_. I should like to understand them too.

_Aph_. You will set out for Greece on a tour of inspection: and when

you get to Sparta, Helen will see you; and for the rest—her falling in

love, and going back with you—that will be my affair.

_Par_. But that is what I cannot believe,—that she will forsake her

husband to cross the seas with a stranger, a barbarian.

_Aph_. Trust me for that. I have two beautiful children, Love and

Desire. They shall be your guides. Love will assail her in all his

might, and compel her to love you: Desire will encompass you about, and

make you desirable and lovely as himself; and I will be there to help.

I can get the Graces to come too, and between us we shall prevail.

_Par_. How this will end, I know not. All I do know is, that I am in

love with Helen already. I see her before me—I sail for Greece I am in

Sparta—I am on my homeward journey, with her at my side! Ah, why is

none of it true?

_Aph_. Wait. Do not fall in love yet. You have first to secure my

interest with the bride, by your award. The union must be graced with

my victorious presence: your marriage-feast shall be my feast of

victory. Love, beauty, wedlock; all these you may purchase at the price

of yonder apple.

_Par_. But perhaps after the award you will forget all about _me_?

_Aph_. Shall I swear?

_Par_. No; but promise once more.

_Aph_. I promise that you shall have Helen to wife; that she shall

follow you, and make Troy her home; and I will be present with you, and

help you in all.

_Par_. And bring Love, and Desire, and the Graces?

_Aph._ Assuredly; and Passion and Hymen as well.

_Par_. Take the apple: it is yours.