"Monty, I don't know what the devil to make of this crowd,"
Loudons said, that evening, after the feast, when they had
entered the helicopter and were preparing to retire.
"We've run into some weird communities--that lot down in New
Mexico who live in the church and claim that they have a divine
mission to redeem the world by prayer, fasting, and flagellation.
"Or those yogis in Los Angeles--"
"Or the Blackout Boys in Detroit!" Altamont interrupted. He had
good reason to remember them.
"That's understandable," Loudons said, "after what their
ancestors went through in the last war. And so are the others, in
their own way.
"But this crowd here!" Loudons put down his cigar and began
chewing on his mustache, a sure sign that he was more than
puzzled: he was a very worried man.
Altamont respected his partner's abilities in this area. However,
he also knew that the best way to get his friend to work any
problem was to have him do it in conversation.
"What has you stopped, Jim?"
"Number of things, Monty. They're hard to explain because--" the
sociologist shrugged, winced a little as the gesture pushed his
leg down on the edge of his bunk--"well, let me just mention
them.
"These people are the descendants of an old United States Army
platoon, yet they have a fully-developed religion centered on a
slain and resurrected god.
"Now, Monty, with all due respect to the old US Army, that just
doesn't make sense! Normally, it would take thousands of years for a
slain-god religion to develop, and then only in a special situation,
from the field-fertility magic of primitive agriculturists.
"Well, you saw those people's fields from the air. Some members
of that old platoon were men who knew the latest methods of
scientific farming. They didn't need naive fairy tales about the
planting and germination of seed."
"Sure this religion isn't just a variant of Christianity?"
"Absolutely not!
"In the first place, these Sacred Books cannot be the Bible--you
heard Tenant Jones say that they mentioned firearms that used
cartridges. That means they can't be older than 1860 at the
earliest.
"And, in the second place, this slain god wasn't crucified, or
put to death by any form of execution: he perished, together with
his enemy, in combat, and both god and devil were later
resurrected."
Loudons picked up his cigar again. "By the way, the Enemy is
supposed to be the master-mind back of these cannibal savages in
the woods and also in the ruins."
"Did you get a look at these Sacred Books, or find out what they
might be?"
Loudons shook his head disgustedly. "Every time I brought up the
question, they evaded me. The Tenant sent the Reader out to bring
in this old lady, Irene Klein--she was a perfect gold-mine of
information about the history and traditions of the platoon, by
the way--and then he sent the Reader out on some other errand,
undoubtedly to pass the word around not to talk to us about their
religion."
"I don't get that," Altamont said. "They showed me
everything--their gunshop, their powder mill, their defenses,
everything."
He smoked in silence for a moment, then added, in an apologetic
tone, "Jim, I'm sure you've thought of this: the slain god
couldn't be the original platoon commander, could he?"
"I've thought of it, and he isn't, Monty.
"No, definitely not, though they have the greatest respect for
his memory--decorate his grave regularly, drink toasts to him,
and so on. But he hasn't been deified. They got the idea for this
god of theirs out of the Sacred Books."
Loudons put the cigar down again and returned to chewing his
mustache. "Monty, this has me worried like the devil:
"I believe that they suspect that you are the Slain and Risen
One!"
Altamont considered the idea, then nodded slowly. "Could be, at
that. I know the Tenant came up to me, very respectfully, and
said, 'I hope you don't think, sir, that I was presumptuous in
trying to display my humble deductive abilities to you.'"
"What did you say?" Loudons demanded rather sharply.
"Told him certainly not, that he'd used a good, quick method of
demonstrating that he and his people weren't like those mindless
subhumans in the woods."
"That was all right," Loudons approved, but then his worries
returned. "I don't know how we're going to handle this--"
"Jim, how about that pows business? Is there something there?"
"Monty!" Loudons voice was drily chiding as he took a pad of
paper and scribbled briefly. "Take a look and figure for
yourself."
Altamont looked at the paper. Loudons had simply printed the
first three letters of the word in capitals and separated each
letter with a period. "Ouch! Yes, of course, that's what an
infantry platoon would be guarding.
"Go ahead, Jim, this is your end of our business. I'll stay out
of it and, especially, I'll keep my mouth shut."
"I don't think you'll be able to," Loudons said soberly. "As
things stand now, they only suspect that you are their deity.
"And that means this: we're on trial here!"
"We have been in spots like this before, Jim," Altamont reminded
his friend.
"Not like this, Monty, and let me explain.
"I get the impression here that logic, not faith, is the supreme
religious virtue. And get this, Monty, because it's something
practically unheard of: skepticism is a religious obligation, not
a sin!
"I wish I knew...."