CHAPTER XXI

WE KEEP STILL

Now in this chapter not a single word is spoken. I bet you’ll say,

“Thank goodness for that.” My sister said this will be the best chapter

of the whole book because all of us keep still. I should worry about

her. One thing, I’m glad on account of not having to use any quotation

marks—I hate those things.

But anyway just because our tongues weren’t going that doesn’t mean our

feet weren’t going. And I’ll tell you this much, something terrible is

going to happen. Believe me, there are worse things than talking. Maybe

it’s all right to keep still, but it got us in a lot of trouble and I’m

never going to keep still again as long as I live. Pee-wee says he isn’t

either. Hervey says it’s actions that count, but words are all right—I

like words.

Now I don’t know whether Hervey knew where he was going or not. That

fellow knows all the country for miles around Temple Camp. He made

believe he was lost. He says no matter where you are you can’t really

get lost because you’re some place and if you just keep going you’ll

come to some place else and he says anyway one place is as good as

another. So even if you’re home maybe you’re lost.

Anyway he kept going along that country road that branched off from the

turnpike. It was uphill and pretty soon we came to Old Corners only

there wasn’t anything left of it except an old church. I guess the rest

of the village must have rolled down the hill and started up in another

place.

Gee whiz, I like it up there on the hill but you never can tell what a

village will do when it gets started. I was just going to say that maybe

it was on a funny-bone hike only I happened to remember about keeping

still. It was nice and quiet up on that hill—no wonder.

Up there were three or four old houses with nobody living in them and

they were falling to pieces. The church was ramshackle, I guess it was

good and old. There was grass growing between the wooden steps and there

was moss all around on the stone step. All the windows were broken and

there was a great big spider-web across one window. There were old

shingles on the ground too, that had blown off the roof. There were

initials cut in the railing of the steps. There was an old ladder

standing up against the steeple.

“L-l-l——” Pee-wee started to say, and just caught himself in time.

Hervey walked straight for the ladder and up he went, with the rest of

us after him. The steeple wasn’t so high but it was pretty high. The

ladder stood against a little window maybe halfway up. Hervey crawled in

through the window and so did the rest of us. He kept looking back

holding his finger to his mouth; he looked awful funny.

In there was a kind of a little gallery around the edge and you could

look down in through the middle. It smelled like dried wood in there; it

smelled kind of like an attic. It was terribly hot. I saw something

hanging that I thought was an old dried rag and when I grabbed it,

_swhh_, just like that it gave me a start, and I let go pretty quick

because it was a bat. We threw it out through the opening. There were a

couple more there but we didn’t bother them. They looked just like rags

that had been hung up wet and got dry hanging there—stiff like.

[Illustration: “I LET GO PRETTY QUICK BECAUSE IT WAS A BAT.”]

None of us said anything but just did what Hervey did as near as we

could in a little, cramped place like that. We didn’t lean on that old

wooden railing around the gallery—safety first. Down through that open

space hung a rope; it went almost to the bottom. There was a floor down

there; I guessed it was the vestibule of the old church.

Up above us it was quite light because there were openings on the four

sides. There were a lot of beams braced all crisscross like, every which

way and there was a big bell hanging from them. The rope hung down from

above that bell.

We could look right up into the inside of the bell, and there was a big

spider-web across it and a great big yellow spider there. The rope up

there was frayed where it touched the edge of the bell when the bell

swung. Hervey tried to reach out to the rope but the railing creaked and

I pulled him back. If we could have talked it wouldn’t have been so bad,

but it seemed kind of spooky with no one saying anything.

There was a little ladder fastened tight against the side going up to

that place above. I guess nobody ever went up there except maybe to fix

the bell. Hervey started up. It was hard because the ladder was tight

against the wall and we didn’t have much foothold. But I wouldn’t admit

he could do anything that I couldn’t do and I guess the other fellows

felt the same about it.

There wasn’t any place to sit or stand up there except the beams. It was

kind of like being in a tree. We perched in them the best we could. The

wood was awful dry and every time we touched it with our hands we got

splinters. But one thing, we could see out all over the country; we

could see hills and woods and trees and fields with stone walls that

looked just like lines. It was pretty hard to keep from speaking. Away,

way off I saw a kind of blue strip and I knew it was the Hudson River. I

was just starting to say “Some bird’s-eye view,” but I caught myself in

time.

Hervey was looking down out of one of the openings and he caught my arm

and pointed. I looked down on the road. It was a crooked, rocky road,

but it looked all even and nice from up there. You could see it away,

way off just like a fresh place made with a plane, sort of.

Going along the road was an old hay wagon with oxen and a man with a

great big straw hat driving them. On the wagon, sticking away out at

both ends, was a ladder. I looked straight down below and the ladder was

gone from against the steeple.

I was just starting to shout after the man when Hervey clapped his hand

to my mouth and with his other hand he wrote the word QUITTER on the

wooden sill and put a question-mark after it. By that time we were all

crowding at the opening but none of us said a word. Hervey just pointed

to what he had written and looked at us. None of us called after the

man. There wasn’t any sound at all except the beams creaking when we

moved.

It was good and spooky up there, I know that.

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