CHAPTER IX

A NIGHT STEAMER ON THE POTOMAC RIVER. VIRGINIA ROAD, AND A BLACK DRIVER.

RICHMOND. BALTIMORE. THE HARRISBURG MAIL, AND A GLIMPSE OF THE CITY. A

CANAL BOAT

WE were to proceed in the first instance by steamboat; and as it is usual

to sleep on board, in consequence of the starting-hour being four o’clock

in the morning, we went down to where she lay, at that very uncomfortable

time for such expeditions when slippers are most valuable, and a familiar

bed, in the perspective of an hour or two, looks uncommonly pleasant.

It is ten o’clock at night: say half-past ten: moonlight, warm, and dull

enough. The steamer (not unlike a child’s Noah’s ark in form, with the

machinery on the top of the roof) is riding lazily up and down, and

bumping clumsily against the wooden pier, as the ripple of the river

trifles with its unwieldy carcase. The wharf is some distance from the

city. There is nobody down here; and one or two dull lamps upon the

steamer’s decks are the only signs of life remaining, when our coach has

driven away. As soon as our footsteps are heard upon the planks, a fat

negress, particularly favoured by nature in respect of bustle, emerges

from some dark stairs, and marshals my wife towards the ladies’ cabin, to

which retreat she goes, followed by a mighty bale of cloaks and

great-coats. I valiantly resolve not to go to bed at all, but to walk up

and down the pier till morning.

I begin my promenade—thinking of all kinds of distant things and persons,

and of nothing near—and pace up and down for half-an-hour. Then I go on

board again; and getting into the light of one of the lamps, look at my

watch and think it must have stopped; and wonder what has become of the

faithful secretary whom I brought along with me from Boston. He is

supping with our late landlord (a Field Marshal, at least, no doubt) in

honour of our departure, and may be two hours longer. I walk again, but

it gets duller and duller: the moon goes down: next June seems farther

off in the dark, and the echoes of my footsteps make me nervous. It has

turned cold too; and walking up and down without my companion in such

lonely circumstances, is but poor amusement. So I break my staunch

resolution, and think it may be, perhaps, as well to go to bed.

I go on board again; open the door of the gentlemen’s cabin and walk in.

Somehow or other—from its being so quiet, I suppose—I have taken it into

my head that there is nobody there. To my horror and amazement it is

full of sleepers in every stage, shape, attitude, and variety of slumber:

in the berths, on the chairs, on the floors, on the tables, and

particularly round the stove, my detested enemy. I take another step

forward, and slip on the shining face of a black steward, who lies rolled

in a blanket on the floor. He jumps up, grins, half in pain and half in

hospitality; whispers my own name in my ear; and groping among the

sleepers, leads me to my berth. Standing beside it, I count these

slumbering passengers, and get past forty. There is no use in going

further, so I begin to undress. As the chairs are all occupied, and

there is nothing else to put my clothes on, I deposit them upon the

ground: not without soiling my hands, for it is in the same condition as

the carpets in the Capitol, and from the same cause. Having but

partially undressed, I clamber on my shelf, and hold the curtain open for

a few minutes while I look round on all my fellow-travellers again. That

done, I let it fall on them, and on the world: turn round: and go to

sleep.

I wake, of course, when we get under weigh, for there is a good deal of

noise. The day is then just breaking. Everybody wakes at the same time.

Some are self-possessed directly, and some are much perplexed to make out

where they are until they have rubbed their eyes, and leaning on one

elbow, looked about them. Some yawn, some groan, nearly all spit, and a

few get up. I am among the risers: for it is easy to feel, without going

into the fresh air, that the atmosphere of the cabin is vile in the last

degree. I huddle on my clothes, go down into the fore-cabin, get shaved

by the barber, and wash myself. The washing and dressing apparatus for

the passengers generally, consists of two jack-towels, three small wooden

basins, a keg of water and a ladle to serve it out with, six square

inches of looking-glass, two ditto ditto of yellow soap, a comb and brush

for the head, and nothing for the teeth. Everybody uses the comb and

brush, except myself. Everybody stares to see me using my own; and two

or three gentlemen are strongly disposed to banter me on my prejudices,

but don’t. When I have made my toilet, I go upon the hurricane-deck, and

set in for two hours of hard walking up and down. The sun is rising

brilliantly; we are passing Mount Vernon, where Washington lies buried;

the river is wide and rapid; and its banks are beautiful. All the glory

and splendour of the day are coming on, and growing brighter every

minute.

At eight o’clock, we breakfast in the cabin where I passed the night, but

the windows and doors are all thrown open, and now it is fresh enough.

There is no hurry or greediness apparent in the despatch of the meal. It

is longer than a travelling breakfast with us; more orderly, and more

polite.

Soon after nine o’clock we come to Potomac Creek, where we are to land;

and then comes the oddest part of the journey. Seven stage-coaches are

preparing to carry us on. Some of them are ready, some of them are not

ready. Some of the drivers are blacks, some whites. There are four

horses to each coach, and all the horses, harnessed or unharnessed, are

there. The passengers are getting out of the steamboat, and into the

coaches; the luggage is being transferred in noisy wheelbarrows; the

horses are frightened, and impatient to start; the black drivers are

chattering to them like so many monkeys; and the white ones whooping like

so many drovers: for the main thing to be done in all kinds of hostlering

here, is to make as much noise as possible. The coaches are something

like the French coaches, but not nearly so good. In lieu of springs,

they are hung on bands of the strongest leather. There is very little

choice or difference between them; and they may be likened to the car

portion of the swings at an English fair, roofed, put upon axle-trees and

wheels, and curtained with painted canvas. They are covered with mud

from the roof to the wheel-tire, and have never been cleaned since they

were first built.

The tickets we have received on board the steamboat are marked No. 1, so

we belong to coach No. 1. I throw my coat on the box, and hoist my wife

and her maid into the inside. It has only one step, and that being about

a yard from the ground, is usually approached by a chair: when there is

no chair, ladies trust in Providence. The coach holds nine inside,

having a seat across from door to door, where we in England put our legs:

so that there is only one feat more difficult in the performance than

getting in, and that is, getting out again. There is only one outside

passenger, and he sits upon the box. As I am that one, I climb up; and

while they are strapping the luggage on the roof, and heaping it into a

kind of tray behind, have a good opportunity of looking at the driver.

He is a negro—very black indeed. He is dressed in a coarse

pepper-and-salt suit excessively patched and darned (particularly at the

knees), grey stockings, enormous unblacked high-low shoes, and very short

trousers. He has two odd gloves: one of parti-coloured worsted, and one

of leather. He has a very short whip, broken in the middle and bandaged

up with string. And yet he wears a low-crowned, broad-brimmed, black

hat: faintly shadowing forth a kind of insane imitation of an English

coachman! But somebody in authority cries ‘Go ahead!’ as I am making

these observations. The mail takes the lead in a four-horse waggon, and

all the coaches follow in procession: headed by No. 1.

By the way, whenever an Englishman would cry ‘All right!’ an American

cries ‘Go ahead!’ which is somewhat expressive of the national character

of the two countries.

The first half-mile of the road is over bridges made of loose planks laid

across two parallel poles, which tilt up as the wheels roll over them;

and IN the river. The river has a clayey bottom and is full of holes, so

that half a horse is constantly disappearing unexpectedly, and can’t be

found again for some time.

But we get past even this, and come to the road itself, which is a series

of alternate swamps and gravel-pits. A tremendous place is close before

us, the black driver rolls his eyes, screws his mouth up very round, and

looks straight between the two leaders, as if he were saying to himself,

‘We have done this often before, but _now_ I think we shall have a

crash.’ He takes a rein in each hand; jerks and pulls at both; and

dances on the splashboard with both feet (keeping his seat, of course)

like the late lamented Ducrow on two of his fiery coursers. We come to

the spot, sink down in the mire nearly to the coach windows, tilt on one

side at an angle of forty-five degrees, and stick there. The insides

scream dismally; the coach stops; the horses flounder; all the other six

coaches stop; and their four-and-twenty horses flounder likewise: but

merely for company, and in sympathy with ours. Then the following

circumstances occur.

BLACK DRIVER (to the horses). ‘Hi!’

Nothing happens. Insides scream again.

BLACK DRIVER (to the horses). ‘Ho!’

Horses plunge, and splash the black driver.

GENTLEMAN INSIDE (looking out). ‘Why, what on airth—’

Gentleman receives a variety of splashes and draws his head in again,

without finishing his question or waiting for an answer.

BLACK DRIVER (still to the horses). ‘Jiddy! Jiddy!’

Horses pull violently, drag the coach out of the hole, and draw it up a

bank; so steep, that the black driver’s legs fly up into the air, and he

goes back among the luggage on the roof. But he immediately recovers

himself, and cries (still to the horses),

‘Pill!’

No effect. On the contrary, the coach begins to roll back upon No. 2,

which rolls back upon No. 3, which rolls back upon No. 4, and so on,

until No. 7 is heard to curse and swear, nearly a quarter of a mile

behind.

BLACK DRIVER (louder than before). ‘Pill!’

Horses make another struggle to get up the bank, and again the coach

rolls backward.

BLACK DRIVER (louder than before). ‘Pe-e-e-ill!’

Horses make a desperate struggle.

BLACK DRIVER (recovering spirits). ‘Hi, Jiddy, Jiddy, Pill!’

Horses make another effort.

BLACK DRIVER (with great vigour). ‘Ally Loo! Hi. Jiddy, Jiddy. Pill.

Ally Loo!’

Horses almost do it.

BLACK DRIVER (with his eyes starting out of his head). ‘Lee, den. Lee,

dere. Hi. Jiddy, Jiddy. Pill. Ally Loo. Lee-e-e-e-e!’

They run up the bank, and go down again on the other side at a fearful

pace. It is impossible to stop them, and at the bottom there is a deep

hollow, full of water. The coach rolls frightfully. The insides scream.

The mud and water fly about us. The black driver dances like a madman.

Suddenly we are all right by some extraordinary means, and stop to

breathe.

A black friend of the black driver is sitting on a fence. The black

driver recognises him by twirling his head round and round like a

harlequin, rolling his eyes, shrugging his shoulders, and grinning from

ear to ear. He stops short, turns to me, and says:

‘We shall get you through sa, like a fiddle, and hope a please you when

we get you through sa. Old ‘ooman at home sa:’ chuckling very much.

‘Outside gentleman sa, he often remember old ‘ooman at home sa,’ grinning

again.

‘Ay ay, we’ll take care of the old woman. Don’t be afraid.’

The black driver grins again, but there is another hole, and beyond that,

another bank, close before us. So he stops short: cries (to the horses

again) ‘Easy. Easy den. Ease. Steady. Hi. Jiddy. Pill. Ally.

Loo,’ but never ‘Lee!’ until we are reduced to the very last extremity,

and are in the midst of difficulties, extrication from which appears to

be all but impossible.

And so we do the ten miles or thereabouts in two hours and a half;

breaking no bones, though bruising a great many; and in short getting

through the distance, ‘like a fiddle.’

This singular kind of coaching terminates at Fredericksburgh, whence

there is a railway to Richmond. The tract of country through which it

takes its course was once productive; but the soil has been exhausted by

the system of employing a great amount of slave labour in forcing crops,

without strengthening the land: and it is now little better than a sandy

desert overgrown with trees. Dreary and uninteresting as its aspect is,

I was glad to the heart to find anything on which one of the curses of

this horrible institution has fallen; and had greater pleasure in

contemplating the withered ground, than the richest and most thriving

cultivation in the same place could possibly have afforded me.

In this district, as in all others where slavery sits brooding, (I have

frequently heard this admitted, even by those who are its warmest

advocates:) there is an air of ruin and decay abroad, which is

inseparable from the system. The barns and outhouses are mouldering

away; the sheds are patched and half roofless; the log cabins (built in

Virginia with external chimneys made of clay or wood) are squalid in the

last degree. There is no look of decent comfort anywhere. The miserable

stations by the railway side, the great wild wood-yards, whence the

engine is supplied with fuel; the negro children rolling on the ground

before the cabin doors, with dogs and pigs; the biped beasts of burden

slinking past: gloom and dejection are upon them all.

In the negro car belonging to the train in which we made this journey,

were a mother and her children who had just been purchased; the husband

and father being left behind with their old owner. The children cried

the whole way, and the mother was misery’s picture. The champion of

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness, who had bought them, rode in

the same train; and, every time we stopped, got down to see that they

were safe. The black in Sinbad’s Travels with one eye in the middle of

his forehead which shone like a burning coal, was nature’s aristocrat

compared with this white gentleman.

[Picture: Black and White]

It was between six and seven o’clock in the evening, when we drove to the

hotel: in front of which, and on the top of the broad flight of steps

leading to the door, two or three citizens were balancing themselves on

rocking-chairs, and smoking cigars. We found it a very large and elegant

establishment, and were as well entertained as travellers need desire to

be. The climate being a thirsty one, there was never, at any hour of the

day, a scarcity of loungers in the spacious bar, or a cessation of the

mixing of cool liquors: but they were a merrier people here, and had

musical instruments playing to them o’ nights, which it was a treat to

hear again.

The next day, and the next, we rode and walked about the town, which is

delightfully situated on eight hills, overhanging James River; a

sparkling stream, studded here and there with bright islands, or brawling

over broken rocks. Although it was yet but the middle of March, the

weather in this southern temperature was extremely warm; the peech-trees

and magnolias were in full bloom; and the trees were green. In a low

ground among the hills, is a valley known as ‘Bloody Run,’ from a

terrible conflict with the Indians which once occurred there. It is a

good place for such a struggle, and, like every other spot I saw

associated with any legend of that wild people now so rapidly fading from

the earth, interested me very much.

The city is the seat of the local parliament of Virginia; and in its

shady legislative halls, some orators were drowsily holding forth to the

hot noon day. By dint of constant repetition, however, these

constitutional sights had very little more interest for me than so many

parochial vestries; and I was glad to exchange this one for a lounge in a

well-arranged public library of some ten thousand volumes, and a visit to

a tobacco manufactory, where the workmen are all slaves.

I saw in this place the whole process of picking, rolling, pressing,

drying, packing in casks, and branding. All the tobacco thus dealt with,

was in course of manufacture for chewing; and one would have supposed

there was enough in that one storehouse to have filled even the

comprehensive jaws of America. In this form, the weed looks like the

oil-cake on which we fatten cattle; and even without reference to its

consequences, is sufficiently uninviting.

Many of the workmen appeared to be strong men, and it is hardly necessary

to add that they were all labouring quietly, then. After two o’clock in

the day, they are allowed to sing, a certain number at a time. The hour

striking while I was there, some twenty sang a hymn in parts, and sang it

by no means ill; pursuing their work meanwhile. A bell rang as I was

about to leave, and they all poured forth into a building on the opposite

side of the street to dinner. I said several times that I should like to

see them at their meal; but as the gentleman to whom I mentioned this

desire appeared to be suddenly taken rather deaf, I did not pursue the

request. Of their appearance I shall have something to say, presently.

On the following day, I visited a plantation or farm, of about twelve

hundred acres, on the opposite bank of the river. Here again, although I

went down with the owner of the estate, to ‘the quarter,’ as that part of

it in which the slaves live is called, I was not invited to enter into

any of their huts. All I saw of them, was, that they were very crazy,

wretched cabins, near to which groups of half-naked children basked in

the sun, or wallowed on the dusty ground. But I believe that this

gentleman is a considerate and excellent master, who inherited his fifty

slaves, and is neither a buyer nor a seller of human stock; and I am

sure, from my own observation and conviction, that he is a kind-hearted,

worthy man.

The planter’s house was an airy, rustic dwelling, that brought Defoe’s

description of such places strongly to my recollection. The day was very

warm, but the blinds being all closed, and the windows and doors set wide

open, a shady coolness rustled through the rooms, which was exquisitely

refreshing after the glare and heat without. Before the windows was an

open piazza, where, in what they call the hot weather—whatever that may

be—they sling hammocks, and drink and doze luxuriously. I do not know

how their cool rejections may taste within the hammocks, but, having

experience, I can report that, out of them, the mounds of ices and the

bowls of mint-julep and sherry-cobbler they make in these latitudes, are

refreshments never to be thought of afterwards, in summer, by those who

would preserve contented minds.

There are two bridges across the river: one belongs to the railroad, and

the other, which is a very crazy affair, is the private property of some

old lady in the neighbourhood, who levies tolls upon the townspeople.

Crossing this bridge, on my way back, I saw a notice painted on the gate,

cautioning all persons to drive slowly: under a penalty, if the offender

were a white man, of five dollars; if a negro, fifteen stripes.

The same decay and gloom that overhang the way by which it is approached,

hover above the town of Richmond. There are pretty villas and cheerful

houses in its streets, and Nature smiles upon the country round; but

jostling its handsome residences, like slavery itself going hand in hand

with many lofty virtues, are deplorable tenements, fences unrepaired,

walls crumbling into ruinous heaps. Hinting gloomily at things below the

surface, these, and many other tokens of the same description, force

themselves upon the notice, and are remembered with depressing influence,

when livelier features are forgotten.

To those who are happily unaccustomed to them, the countenances in the

streets and labouring-places, too, are shocking. All men who know that

there are laws against instructing slaves, of which the pains and

penalties greatly exceed in their amount the fines imposed on those who

maim and torture them, must be prepared to find their faces very low in

the scale of intellectual expression. But the darkness—not of skin, but

mind—which meets the stranger’s eye at every turn; the brutalizing and

blotting out of all fairer characters traced by Nature’s hand;

immeasurably outdo his worst belief. That travelled creation of the

great satirist’s brain, who fresh from living among horses, peered from a

high casement down upon his own kind with trembling horror, was scarcely

more repelled and daunted by the sight, than those who look upon some of

these faces for the first time must surely be.

I left the last of them behind me in the person of a wretched drudge,

who, after running to and fro all day till midnight, and moping in his

stealthy winks of sleep upon the stairs betweenwhiles, was washing the

dark passages at four o’clock in the morning; and went upon my way with a

grateful heart that I was not doomed to live where slavery was, and had

never had my senses blunted to its wrongs and horrors in a slave-rocked

cradle.

It had been my intention to proceed by James River and Chesapeake Bay to

Baltimore; but one of the steamboats being absent from her station

through some accident, and the means of conveyance being consequently

rendered uncertain, we returned to Washington by the way we had come

(there were two constables on board the steamboat, in pursuit of runaway

slaves), and halting there again for one night, went on to Baltimore next

afternoon.

The most comfortable of all the hotels of which I had any experience in

the United States, and they were not a few, is Barnum’s, in that city:

where the English traveller will find curtains to his bed, for the first

and probably the last time in America (this is a disinterested remark,

for I never use them); and where he will be likely to have enough water

for washing himself, which is not at all a common case.

This capital of the state of Maryland is a bustling, busy town, with a

great deal of traffic of various kinds, and in particular of water

commerce. That portion of the town which it most favours is none of the

cleanest, it is true; but the upper part is of a very different

character, and has many agreeable streets and public buildings. The

Washington Monument, which is a handsome pillar with a statue on its

summit; the Medical College; and the Battle Monument in memory of an

engagement with the British at North Point; are the most conspicuous

among them.

There is a very good prison in this city, and the State Penitentiary is

also among its institutions. In this latter establishment there were two

curious cases.

One was that of a young man, who had been tried for the murder of his

father. The evidence was entirely circumstantial, and was very

conflicting and doubtful; nor was it possible to assign any motive which

could have tempted him to the commission of so tremendous a crime. He

had been tried twice; and on the second occasion the jury felt so much

hesitation in convicting him, that they found a verdict of manslaughter,

or murder in the second degree; which it could not possibly be, as there

had, beyond all doubt, been no quarrel or provocation, and if he were

guilty at all, he was unquestionably guilty of murder in its broadest and

worst signification.

The remarkable feature in the case was, that if the unfortunate deceased

were not really murdered by this own son of his, he must have been

murdered by his own brother. The evidence lay in a most remarkable

manner, between those two. On all the suspicious points, the dead man’s

brother was the witness: all the explanations for the prisoner (some of

them extremely plausible) went, by construction and inference, to

inculcate him as plotting to fix the guilt upon his nephew. It must have

been one of them: and the jury had to decide between two sets of

suspicions, almost equally unnatural, unaccountable, and strange.

The other case, was that of a man who once went to a certain distiller’s

and stole a copper measure containing a quantity of liquor. He was

pursued and taken with the property in his possession, and was sentenced

to two years’ imprisonment. On coming out of the jail, at the expiration

of that term, he went back to the same distiller’s, and stole the same

copper measure containing the same quantity of liquor. There was not the

slightest reason to suppose that the man wished to return to prison:

indeed everything, but the commission of the offence, made directly

against that assumption. There are only two ways of accounting for this

extraordinary proceeding. One is, that after undergoing so much for this

copper measure he conceived he had established a sort of claim and right

to it. The other that, by dint of long thinking about, it had become a

monomania with him, and had acquired a fascination which he found it

impossible to resist; swelling from an Earthly Copper Gallon into an

Ethereal Golden Vat.

After remaining here a couple of days I bound myself to a rigid adherence

to the plan I had laid down so recently, and resolved to set forward on

our western journey without any more delay. Accordingly, having reduced

the luggage within the smallest possible compass (by sending back to New

York, to be afterwards forwarded to us in Canada, so much of it as was

not absolutely wanted); and having procured the necessary credentials to

banking-houses on the way; and having moreover looked for two evenings at

the setting sun, with as well-defined an idea of the country before us as

if we had been going to travel into the very centre of that planet; we

left Baltimore by another railway at half-past eight in the morning, and

reached the town of York, some sixty miles off, by the early dinner-time

of the Hotel which was the starting-place of the four-horse coach,

wherein we were to proceed to Harrisburg.

This conveyance, the box of which I was fortunate enough to secure, had

come down to meet us at the railroad station, and was as muddy and

cumbersome as usual. As more passengers were waiting for us at the

inn-door, the coachman observed under his breath, in the usual

self-communicative voice, looking the while at his mouldy harness as if

it were to that he was addressing himself,

‘I expect we shall want _the big_ coach.’

I could not help wondering within myself what the size of this big coach

might be, and how many persons it might be designed to hold; for the

vehicle which was too small for our purpose was something larger than two

English heavy night coaches, and might have been the twin-brother of a

French Diligence. My speculations were speedily set at rest, however,

for as soon as we had dined, there came rumbling up the street, shaking

its sides like a corpulent giant, a kind of barge on wheels. After much

blundering and backing, it stopped at the door: rolling heavily from side

to side when its other motion had ceased, as if it had taken cold in its

damp stable, and between that, and the having been required in its

dropsical old age to move at any faster pace than a walk, were distressed

by shortness of wind.

‘If here ain’t the Harrisburg mail at last, and dreadful bright and smart

to look at too,’ cried an elderly gentleman in some excitement, ‘darn my

mother!’

I don’t know what the sensation of being darned may be, or whether a

man’s mother has a keener relish or disrelish of the process than anybody

else; but if the endurance of this mysterious ceremony by the old lady in

question had depended on the accuracy of her son’s vision in respect to

the abstract brightness and smartness of the Harrisburg mail, she would

certainly have undergone its infliction. However, they booked twelve

people inside; and the luggage (including such trifles as a large

rocking-chair, and a good-sized dining-table) being at length made fast

upon the roof, we started off in great state.

At the door of another hotel, there was another passenger to be taken up.

‘Any room, sir?’ cries the new passenger to the coachman.

‘Well, there’s room enough,’ replies the coachman, without getting down,

or even looking at him.

‘There an’t no room at all, sir,’ bawls a gentleman inside. Which

another gentleman (also inside) confirms, by predicting that the attempt

to introduce any more passengers ‘won’t fit nohow.’

The new passenger, without any expression of anxiety, looks into the

coach, and then looks up at the coachman: ‘Now, how do you mean to fix

it?’ says he, after a pause: ‘for I _must_ go.’

The coachman employs himself in twisting the lash of his whip into a

knot, and takes no more notice of the question: clearly signifying that

it is anybody’s business but his, and that the passengers would do well

to fix it, among themselves. In this state of things, matters seem to be

approximating to a fix of another kind, when another inside passenger in

a corner, who is nearly suffocated, cries faintly, ‘I’ll get out.’

This is no matter of relief or self-congratulation to the driver, for his

immovable philosophy is perfectly undisturbed by anything that happens in

the coach. Of all things in the world, the coach would seem to be the

very last upon his mind. The exchange is made, however, and then the

passenger who has given up his seat makes a third upon the box, seating

himself in what he calls the middle; that is, with half his person on my

legs, and the other half on the driver’s.

‘Go a-head, cap’en,’ cries the colonel, who directs.

‘Gŏ-lāng!’ cries the cap’en to his company, the horses, and away we go.

We took up at a rural bar-room, after we had gone a few miles, an

intoxicated gentleman who climbed upon the roof among the luggage, and

subsequently slipping off without hurting himself, was seen in the

distant perspective reeling back to the grog-shop where we had found him.

We also parted with more of our freight at different times, so that when

we came to change horses, I was again alone outside.

The coachmen always change with the horses, and are usually as dirty as

the coach. The first was dressed like a very shabby English baker; the

second like a Russian peasant: for he wore a loose purple camlet robe,

with a fur collar, tied round his waist with a parti-coloured worsted

sash; grey trousers; light blue gloves: and a cap of bearskin. It had by

this time come on to rain very heavily, and there was a cold damp mist

besides, which penetrated to the skin. I was glad to take advantage of a

stoppage and get down to stretch my legs, shake the water off my

great-coat, and swallow the usual anti-temperance recipe for keeping out

the cold.

When I mounted to my seat again, I observed a new parcel lying on the

coach roof, which I took to be a rather large fiddle in a brown bag. In

the course of a few miles, however, I discovered that it had a glazed cap

at one end and a pair of muddy shoes at the other and further observation

demonstrated it to be a small boy in a snuff-coloured coat, with his arms

quite pinioned to his sides, by deep forcing into his pockets. He was, I

presume, a relative or friend of the coachman’s, as he lay a-top of the

luggage with his face towards the rain; and except when a change of

position brought his shoes in contact with my hat, he appeared to be

asleep. At last, on some occasion of our stopping, this thing slowly

upreared itself to the height of three feet six, and fixing its eyes on

me, observed in piping accents, with a complaisant yawn, half quenched in

an obliging air of friendly patronage, ‘Well now, stranger, I guess you

find this a’most like an English arternoon, hey?’

The scenery, which had been tame enough at first, was, for the last ten

or twelve miles, beautiful. Our road wound through the pleasant valley

of the Susquehanna; the river, dotted with innumerable green islands, lay

upon our right; and on the left, a steep ascent, craggy with broken rock,

and dark with pine trees. The mist, wreathing itself into a hundred

fantastic shapes, moved solemnly upon the water; and the gloom of evening

gave to all an air of mystery and silence which greatly enhanced its

natural interest.

We crossed this river by a wooden bridge, roofed and covered in on all

sides, and nearly a mile in length. It was profoundly dark; perplexed,

with great beams, crossing and recrossing it at every possible angle; and

through the broad chinks and crevices in the floor, the rapid river

gleamed, far down below, like a legion of eyes. We had no lamps; and as

the horses stumbled and floundered through this place, towards the

distant speck of dying light, it seemed interminable. I really could not

at first persuade myself as we rumbled heavily on, filling the bridge

with hollow noises, and I held down my head to save it from the rafters

above, but that I was in a painful dream; for I have often dreamed of

toiling through such places, and as often argued, even at the time, ‘this

cannot be reality.’

At length, however, we emerged upon the streets of Harrisburg, whose

feeble lights, reflected dismally from the wet ground, did not shine out

upon a very cheerful city. We were soon established in a snug hotel,

which though smaller and far less splendid than many we put up at, it

raised above them all in my remembrance, by having for its landlord the

most obliging, considerate, and gentlemanly person I ever had to deal

with.

As we were not to proceed upon our journey until the afternoon, I walked

out, after breakfast the next morning, to look about me; and was duly

shown a model prison on the solitary system, just erected, and as yet

without an inmate; the trunk of an old tree to which Harris, the first

settler here (afterwards buried under it), was tied by hostile Indians,

with his funeral pile about him, when he was saved by the timely

appearance of a friendly party on the opposite shore of the river; the

local legislature (for there was another of those bodies here again, in

full debate); and the other curiosities of the town.

I was very much interested in looking over a number of treaties made from

time to time with the poor Indians, signed by the different chiefs at the

period of their ratification, and preserved in the office of the

Secretary to the Commonwealth. These signatures, traced of course by

their own hands, are rough drawings of the creatures or weapons they were

called after. Thus, the Great Turtle makes a crooked pen-and-ink outline

of a great turtle; the Buffalo sketches a buffalo; the War Hatchet sets a

rough image of that weapon for his mark. So with the Arrow, the Fish,

the Scalp, the Big Canoe, and all of them.

I could not but think—as I looked at these feeble and tremulous

productions of hands which could draw the longest arrow to the head in a

stout elk-horn bow, or split a bead or feather with a rifle-ball—of

Crabbe’s musings over the Parish Register, and the irregular scratches

made with a pen, by men who would plough a lengthy furrow straight from

end to end. Nor could I help bestowing many sorrowful thoughts upon the

simple warriors whose hands and hearts were set there, in all truth and

honesty; and who only learned in course of time from white men how to

break their faith, and quibble out of forms and bonds. I wonder, too,

how many times the credulous Big Turtle, or trusting Little Hatchet, had

put his mark to treaties which were falsely read to him; and had signed

away, he knew not what, until it went and cast him loose upon the new

possessors of the land, a savage indeed.

Our host announced, before our early dinner, that some members of the

legislative body proposed to do us the honour of calling. He had kindly

yielded up to us his wife’s own little parlour, and when I begged that he

would show them in, I saw him look with painful apprehension at its

pretty carpet; though, being otherwise occupied at the time, the cause of

his uneasiness did not occur to me.

It certainly would have been more pleasant to all parties concerned, and

would not, I think, have compromised their independence in any material

degree, if some of these gentlemen had not only yielded to the prejudice

in favour of spittoons, but had abandoned themselves, for the moment,

even to the conventional absurdity of pocket-handkerchiefs.

It still continued to rain heavily, and when we went down to the Canal

Boat (for that was the mode of conveyance by which we were to proceed)

after dinner, the weather was as unpromising and obstinately wet as one

would desire to see. Nor was the sight of this canal boat, in which we

were to spend three or four days, by any means a cheerful one; as it

involved some uneasy speculations concerning the disposal of the

passengers at night, and opened a wide field of inquiry touching the

other domestic arrangements of the establishment, which was sufficiently

disconcerting.

However, there it was—a barge with a little house in it, viewed from the

outside; and a caravan at a fair, viewed from within: the gentlemen being

accommodated, as the spectators usually are, in one of those locomotive

museums of penny wonders; and the ladies being partitioned off by a red

curtain, after the manner of the dwarfs and giants in the same

establishments, whose private lives are passed in rather close

exclusiveness.

We sat here, looking silently at the row of little tables, which extended

down both sides of the cabin, and listening to the rain as it dripped and

pattered on the boat, and plashed with a dismal merriment in the water,

until the arrival of the railway train, for whose final contribution to

our stock of passengers, our departure was alone deferred. It brought a

great many boxes, which were bumped and tossed upon the roof, almost as

painfully as if they had been deposited on one’s own head, without the

intervention of a porter’s knot; and several damp gentlemen, whose

clothes, on their drawing round the stove, began to steam again. No

doubt it would have been a thought more comfortable if the driving rain,

which now poured down more soakingly than ever, had admitted of a window

being opened, or if our number had been something less than thirty; but

there was scarcely time to think as much, when a train of three horses

was attached to the tow-rope, the boy upon the leader smacked his whip,

the rudder creaked and groaned complainingly, and we had begun our

journey.

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