THE HUMOURIST.

"Here's Alan," said Cecilia; "good."

"Really," I said, stopping and bowing slightly in several directions,

"I am touched. Such a reception.... I find no words----"

"Don't be funny," said Margery cuttingly, "we shan't laugh. What we

want to know is what are you going to do?"

"Well," I said, "I did think of sitting by the fire and--er--just

watching it burn."

"Oh, dear," said Margery, "please don't be dense. I mean, what are you

going to do at the show?"

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