"Gurglar" seems the _mot juste_.
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"---- CLUB. Monthly medal competition. Returns:--
Gross. Hep. Nett.
F. Slicer 92 8 84
W. H. Putter 103 16 87"
_Provincial Paper_.
If only the Judicious HOOKER had been playing he might have downed
them both.
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[Illustration: AT THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM.
_Mother_ (_trying to calm her lachrymose offspring_). "'ERE,
ALBERT--LOOK AT THE PRETTY FISHES."]
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