THE KING WAS IN HIS COUNTING-HOUSE LOOKING FOR HIS MONEY.]

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[Illustration: _Man of Wealth_ (_to his son just home for the

holidays_). "AND WHY DON'T YOU LIKE YOUR FUR COAT? I'LL BET NONE OF

THE OTHER BOYS 'AVE GOT ONE."

_Son._ "YES, BUT NONE OF THE OTHER BOYS HAVE TO BE CALLED 'SKUNKY.'"]

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