SATURDAY DINNER.

We may be said to have had a Thanksgiving dinner once a week. But

the principal dish was not fowl. Far from it. It was salt fish; but

probably no better meal from this article of food is ever served on

shore. With every desirable vegetable, and some sparkling champagne

cider which a thoughtful friend had placed among our stores, we were

rivals with Ruth when she sat beside the reapers of Boaz in the harvest

field, and he reached her the parched corn “and she did eat and was

sufficed and left.” For dessert we had at that meal “roly-poly,” which

is thin flour paste spread with apple sauce, then rolled together and

boiled; this with sweet sauce flavored with vanilla made us for the

time imagine ourselves on shore. We entertained each other at these

feasts with the choicest anecdotes, which our repasts disposed us to

call to mind and to relish; for example, instances of Mr. Choate’s

ingenuity, as, when defending a sea captain charged with cruelty to

his crew, he undertook to show that so far from being cruel he was

eminently considerate, so much so that instead of searching the law

books to find out, as the witnesses alleged, what punishments were

allowable and could be inflicted with impunity, he was only guarding

himself against the excessive use of legitimate discipline; “he read

the books with paternal yearnings; he was a mild but firm parent;”

and instead of keeping his crew on vile trash, tasteless, sometime

loathsome, “think, gentlemen of the jury, of applying such words to the

nutritious lob scouse and the succulent dandy funk!” How could the jury

help saying as they presently did, Not guilty?

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