CHAPTER III

BARNUM’S AMERICAN MUSEUM

I

When, in his thirty-second year, Barnum was “at the foot of fortune’s

ladder,”--his own description of his position as a writer of

advertisements and newspaper articles--he learned that Scudder’s

American Museum was for sale. Scudder’s American Museum had been

founded in 1810, and it had gradually risen in the estimation of the

population, so that in 1840 it was New York’s greatest storehouse

of curiosities, natural, theatrical, and unnatural. Scudder, its

founder, had spent more than $50,000 on the collection, and for many

years the profits had kept him comfortable. When he died he left a

considerable fortune and the Museum to his daughters; but ladies in

1840 were neither permitted by custom nor fitted by education to manage

a museum, and the Scudder establishment had been losing money since

the death of its founder, because of lack of proper administration.

Barnum had visited the American Museum many times, and he coveted the

opportunity to exercise his energy in such a fertile field, so suited

to his talents and previous experience. The price asked for the Museum,

however, was $15,000, and Barnum was forced to admit to himself that

his dreams were presumptuous. But he never admitted that to himself for

long; he preferred to act on the assumption that anything was within

his grasp, materially and intellectually, and to consider difficulties

later. When he discussed his intentions with a friend who knew his

circumstances, the friend said, “You _buy_ the American Museum? What

do you intend to buy it with?” “_Brass_,” said Barnum, “for silver and

gold I have none.”

The building of the American Museum at the corner of Broadway and Ann

Street was owned by Francis W. Olmsted, a retired merchant, and the

Museum collection was owned by the estate of Scudder, administered for

Scudder’s daughters by John Heath. Barnum’s first step was to approach

Mr. Olmsted, but he did not know that gentleman, and he knew no one

who did. He dared not visit this important person, who had a suite of

rooms in Park Place. In a letter he told Mr. Olmsted that he wished to

buy the Museum collection, and though he had no money, he knew that by

devotion to business, and because of his past experience as a showman,

he would be able to make it successful, if it could be purchased on

reasonable credit. In his letter Barnum asked Mr. Olmsted to purchase

the Museum collection in his own name from the Scudder estate, and

to give him twelve dollars and a half per week out of the profits to

support his family. All the rest of the profits were to be Olmsted’s

until the cost of the collection and the rent of the Museum building

were paid. Barnum only asked in addition for an agreement in writing

that the Museum would be his property as soon as he had made all the

payments to Mr. Olmsted. If Barnum failed to meet any instalments,

the property reverted to Mr. Olmsted, Barnum would forfeit all his

payments to date, and withdraw from the management. His letter ended

with this earnest appeal: “In fact, Mr. Olmsted, you may bind me in any

way, and as tightly as you please--only give me a chance to dig out,

or scratch out, and I will either do so or forfeit all the labor and

trouble which I may have incurred.” Barnum added that by means of his

plan Mr. Olmsted would have a permanent tenant for his Museum building,

while the present indications were that the Museum would fail and the

building would become vacant.

Barnum did not trust the mail. He took his letter personally to Mr.

Olmsted’s door and left it with the servant. Soon he received an

appointment for an interview, in the course of which he persuasively

explained to Mr. Olmsted his past experience with Vauxhall Garden, the

traveling circus, and Joice Heth, and gave as references William Niblo,

Aaron Turner, Moses Y. Beach, of _The Sun_, and many other showmen

and newspaper men. He made arrangements for some of these men to call

on Mr. Olmsted the next day, and when Barnum saw his prospective

landlord again, Mr. Olmsted said, “I don’t like your references, Mr.

Barnum. They all speak too well of you. In fact, they all talk as

if they were partners of yours and intended to share the profits.”

Barnum was delighted. Mr. Olmsted then said that he was thinking of

carrying out Barnum’s scheme, and insisted that he must have the right

to appoint, at Barnum’s expense, a ticket-seller and accountant. It

was also agreed that Barnum should take an apartment for his wife and

children in the building adjoining the Museum for an additional rent

of $500 a year, making his total rent $3,000 each year, on a lease

of ten years. Mr. Olmsted was about ready to conclude the agreement.

There was only one small matter to settle; did Mr. Barnum own any small

piece of unencumbered real estate which he could offer as security?

Barnum thought of all his small holdings in Connecticut, but every

one that was worth anything was mortgaged to the extent of its value.

He saw his dream slipping away; and then he thought of Ivy Island. He

hesitated; Ivy Island was surrounded and largely covered with water,

and its main product was stunted ivies. The temptation was great. Mr.

Olmsted was already amply secured, in Barnum’s opinion, for Barnum

was confident of his ability to make the Museum a great success; why

shouldn’t he offer Ivy Island as security? He told Mr. Olmsted that he

had five acres of land in Connecticut free from all mortgages, but he

omitted to mention that no one would have given a mortgage on them. Mr.

Olmsted asked how much Barnum had paid for his land. It was a present

from his grandfather, Phineas Taylor, for taking his name. Mr. Olmsted

supposed that Barnum would be reluctant to part with such a piece of

property, because of its fond associations, and Barnum replied that he

did not expect to part with it, for he intended to make his payments

punctually. The security was accepted.

Barnum’s next step was to interview John Heath, the administrator of

the Scudder estate, and make him an offer for the Museum collection in

the name of Mr. Olmsted. Twelve thousand dollars was agreed upon as

the price, and Barnum was to take possession of the American Museum on

November 15, 1841. A day was appointed to draw up the agreements with

Mr. Olmsted, and on that day Heath appeared and informed Barnum that

he must decline his offer, since he had meanwhile sold the collection

to the New York Museum Company for $15,000 and had accepted an advance

payment of $1,000. Barnum appealed to Heath’s honor, but Heath replied

that he had not put it in writing, and that he was obliged to do the

best he could for Scudder’s orphan daughters. Mr. Olmsted was perfectly

satisfied with the new arrangements, for he would now have a permanent

tenant for his Museum building, and Barnum was disregarded and

forgotten.

But he was not inactive. He gathered information about the company

known as the New York Museum Company. The chairman of the board of

directors, he learned, was the ex-president of an unsuccessful bank,

and the other directors were stock speculators. Barnum discovered that

their scheme was to purchase the American Museum, join it to Peale’s

Museum, which the chairman of the board of directors of the New York

Museum Company already owned, and to issue stock to the public to

the amount of $50,000. Then the directors planned to appropriate

$30,000 and allow the stockholders to take care of themselves on the

principle of _caveat emptor_. Barnum visited his newspaper friends,

Moses Y. Beach, Major M. M. Noah, and several other newspaper owners.

He told them his troubles and explained the plans of the New York

Museum Company. He asked for the use of their columns “to blow that

speculation sky-high,” and they agreed with him that it was a public

duty as well as a personal favor. Barnum wrote daily editorial notes

for almost every newspaper in New York warning the public not to buy

stock in the New York Museum Company. He described the board of

directors as broken-down bank directors engaged in the exhibition

of stuffed monkey and gander skins, and he cited the instance of

the Zoölogical Institute, which had failed because of just such a

financial plan as that proposed by the New York Museum Company. He

branded the Peale speculation as more fantastic than Dickens’s “Grand

United Metropolitan Hot Muffin and Crumpet-Baking and Punctual Delivery

Company.”

After planning his press campaign against the New York Museum Company,

Barnum called upon Heath and asked when the company of speculators was

to pay the additional $14,000 and take over the Museum. He was told

that December 26 was the day agreed upon, and he assured Heath that

the stock speculators would never pay the $14,000 on that day. With a

disinterested air, he announced his intention of traveling in the South

with his circus, and said that unless he could purchase the Museum on

December 27, if the New York Museum Company should forfeit its option,

he would never buy the Museum at any price, because of his other

interests. He agreed to postpone his trip to the South until December

27, but not a day later, and this time the agreement of sale was put

in writing. This agreement, Barnum insisted, must be kept strictly

confidential, and he told all his friends who inquired that he had lost

the chance to buy the Museum.

Meanwhile Barnum kept up his stream of publicity against the bogus

stock company. On December 1 he was asked to call upon the board of

directors of the New York Museum Company, in order to learn something

to his advantage. The directors offered Barnum the position as manager

of the new combined museums at his own price of $3,000 a year. He

stipulated that his duties and salary were not to commence until

January 1, 1842. As he was leaving the directors’ room, the chairman

remarked with a smile that, of course, the newspaper paragraphs would

now cease. Barnum replied that he always tried to serve the interests

of his employers; Barnum loved ambiguity and a pun. In order that the

public might forget Barnum’s paragraphs, the directors determined to

withdraw their stock-selling advertisements until after January 1.

They forgot completely about December 26 and their promised payment in

full, knowing that no one but Barnum wanted to purchase the Museum; and

did they not have him in their employ? On the morning of December 27

Barnum and his lawyer met Heath and Mr. Olmsted at Mr. Olmsted’s suite

in Park Place. At two o’clock in the afternoon he was in possession of

the American Museum, and his first official act was the dispatch of the

following letter:

“AMERICAN MUSEUM, New York, Dec. 27, 1841.

“_To the President and Directors of the New York Museum_:

“Gentlemen:--It gives me great pleasure to inform you that you

are placed upon the Free List of this establishment until further

notice.

P. T. BARNUM, Proprietor.”

II

The amusements of New York were somewhat limited in their number and

rather crude in their character when Barnum bought the American Museum.

New York had its native favorites and its imported celebrities in the

persons of Edmund Kean, Junius Booth, Edwin Forrest, Tyrone Power,

William Macready, and Charlotte Cushman, but the opportunities offered

to see these and their less talented contemporaries were not many,

for the God-fearing section of the population were certain that the

theater was under the management of the devil, and there was an even

larger number who did not care whether it was or not, so that between

indifference and straight-laced morality theatrical property suffered

from a general depression.

There were only three theaters in New York that were recognized by

those who guarded their human contacts carefully, so that they might

always be fit to associate with each other. These theaters were the

Park, the Bowery, and Mitchell’s Olympic. The Park Theater was the

theater of fashion, and the Bowery was just a grade lower, although

the circumspectly critical Mrs. Trollope called it “as pretty a

theater as I ever entered.” At the Park during the season of 1841

Fanny Elssler began an engagement in “The petite comedy of ‘The Dumb

Belle.’” Edwin Forrest was playing at the Bowery Theater one night in

“Metamora! The Last of the Wampanaogs,” an Indian play, and the next

night, October 13, in “Damon and Pythias.” The Chatham Theater, which

was out of bounds for fashionable society, offered “The Six Degrees of

Crime, or Wine, Women, Gaming, Theft, Murder, the Scaffold.” It was

in this theater, where she went in spite of the warnings and pleas of

her New York society friends, that Mrs. Trollope saw a woman in one

of the boxes “performing the most maternal office possible” during

the intermission. Mitchell’s Olympic presented on Friday evening,

December 17, 1841, “Why Did You Die, after which Tableaux Vivans.” (The

spelling of _vivants_ is Mitchell’s.) “Jonah, or a Trip to Whales,”

ran for several nights at the Bowery Theater, and Niblo’s Garden,

adhering to its policy as a summer garden, offered during the summer

of 1841 “Godenski, or The Skaters of Wilna, a pantomimic ballet.” The

attraction in the hall of the American Museum just before Barnum took

charge was “Love and Physic.” Dickens described the Bowery and Park

theaters as “large, elegant, and handsome buildings, and are, I grieve

to write it, generally deserted.”

While the theater generally suffered from a bad reputation among

classes of the community that adhered sternly to conventions and

propriety, many of the establishments catered to those classes which

did not. The gallery of each theater was reserved almost exclusively

for prostitutes and negroes, and was known familiarly as “the third

tier.” No woman without an escort was allowed in either the orchestra

or the balcony seats, and the gallery readily became a place of

assignation for the young bloods and their accompanists. Those who

frequented the theaters were not usually scrupulous in their efforts

to impress their neighbors by their manners, and in her _Domestic

Manners of the Americans_ Mrs. Trollope referred to the practice of the

men in the balcony, who were in the habit of placing their feet on the

brass rail in front of the first row, slouching into their seats, and

exposing their hind quarters to the patrons of the orchestra. For some

years after the publication of Mrs. Trollope’s book, this practice was

greeted with shouts from orchestra audiences of “Trollope! Trollope!”

Barnum’s American Museum, on Broadway at Ann Street, was in the heart

of the New York of its day. Opposite was the hotel of best repute,

the Astor House; four blocks north was the city’s best restaurant,

Delmonico’s; between the two was The Park, that is, City Hall Park.

St. Paul’s Church was across the street, and Trinity Church was five

minutes’ walk from the Museum. The _Tribune_ and _Herald_ offices were

near by, and the other newspapers were published in the same district.

No Metropolitan Museum of Art offered free exhibitions of pictures,

and no American Museum of Natural History educated the public in real

natural life; Barnum’s Museum was therefore patronized by those who

to-day would patronize the Zoölogical Gardens and the American Museum

of Natural History for satisfaction of their generic curiosity, as

well as by those who enjoyed freaks. The curiosities in the Museum

when Barnum purchased the collection included relics sent in from all

over this country by those who found them, and curiosities brought in

by sea captains who had made voyages to China, Siam, and other distant

places. Among its main attractions under Scudder’s management were the

stuffed animals, a live anaconda, a tame alligator, and the gallery of

paintings, supposed to be national portraits.

III

One of Barnum’s first acquisitions was a model of that object of

national pride, Niagara Falls. The falls were eighteen inches high,

and everything else in the model was in proportion. Into this model

Barnum arranged to have water pumped, and he advertised widely “The

Great Model of Niagara Falls, With Real Water,” and many couples who

could not afford a honeymoon visited the Museum instead, attracted by

Barnum’s promise of real water. Soon after his advertisements appeared

in the newspapers Barnum was ordered to come before the Croton Board

of Water Commissioners. In that year, 1842, water first flowed through

the Croton Reservoir, for after the great fire of 1835 the citizens

were aroused to the necessity for a sufficient supply of water, and the

Croton Reservoir was the result. It was opened on the Fourth of July,

1842, and a seven-mile parade, with red-shirt firemen, torch lights

and the other paraphernalia of a monster procession commemorated the

occasion. The president of the Board of Water Commissioners informed

Barnum that the city could not furnish him with water for a Niagara

Falls at twenty-five dollars a year. Barnum asked the president not to

believe all he read in the newspapers and showbills and offered to pay

one dollar a drop for all the water he used more than one barrelful

for his Niagara Falls; he explained the operation of the pump behind

the scenes, and the water commissioners enjoyed the deception. In

his autobiography Barnum thought it necessary to excuse himself by

means of the argument that if visitors found his Niagara Falls “small

potatoes” they had the rest of the magnificent Museum for twenty-five

cents admission. It was always his opinion that any misrepresentation

was justified if he gave patrons what they had not come for after they

entered his Museum. Another of Barnum’s early improvements of such a

nature was what he advertised as an “aerial garden,” which consisted of

two cedar plants, ten pots of wilted flowers, and several small tables,

located on the roof of the Museum building, where ice cream was served.

But Barnum’s activities were not confined to such minor improvements.

He opened the Museum on January 1, 1842, under his own management, and

on July 4, 1842, Bennett’s _Herald_ referred to him as “the Napoleon

of public caterers.” Besides the experiments in animal magnetism,

which were popular before Barnum became proprietor, he introduced a

classic scene by Mr. Bennie, entitled “Il Studio or Living Statues.”

A splendid attraction for one week only was the family of Industrious

Fleas. “These insects,” Barnum advertised, “have been taught by a

gentleman from Germany, and rendered so docile as to be harnessed

to carriages and other vehicles of several thousand times their own

weight, which they will draw with as much precision as a cart horse.”

Jugglers, albinos, educated dogs, automatons, rope-dancers, dioramas

of The Creation, The Deluge, and A Storm at Sea, fat boys, giants,

gipsies, ventriloquists, knitting machines, models of Dublin, Paris,

and Jerusalem, and examples of fancy glass-blowing were a few of the

attractions at the Museum for twenty-five cents admission, children

half-price. The first Punch and Judy Show ever exhibited in this

country was one of Barnum’s early attractions.

Barnum’s aim was to make the Museum the talk of New York, and he used

for this purpose every available means of advertising, creating means

when they were not available. A man came to the box-office of the

Museum one morning and asked for money. Barnum inquired why he did not

work, and, after buying him a breakfast, employed him at $1.50 for the

day. The man’s job was to place a brick at the corner of Broadway and

Ann Street, another brick at the corner of Broadway and Vesey Street,

another in front of the Astor House, and another in front of St. Paul’s

Church. This brick-layer was to hold a fifth brick in his hand, and he

was to continue from brick to brick, exchanging the brick in his hand

for the brick on the walk, without talking to any one en route. At

the end of every hour of this work, he was to present a ticket at the

Museum, walk through the building and pass out to continue solemnly

his brick work. Half an hour after the man began his rounds five

hundred men and women were watching him, and trying by conjecture and

questions to solve the mystery of his purpose. Solemn and taciturn, he

went from brick to brick, ignoring the comments and questions of the

crowd, and at the end of the first hour the streets surrounding the

Museum were filled with people. Whenever he entered the Museum, people

bought tickets and followed him, hoping that inside was the solution to

the riddle of his strange actions. After several days of this walking

advertisement, the police interfered and insisted that Barnum must

withdraw his man because of the congestion of traffic he caused, for

the crowds practically closed all streets near the Museum. But Barnum’s

bricks were discussed for several weeks and received due newspaper

notice.

The ordinary devices of showmen were used by Barnum on his own

exaggerated scale. Huge posters outside announced the contents of

the Museum, and long descriptive advertisements in the newspapers

heralded new attractions. On a balcony which circled the outside of

the Museum building, a band of music played all day long, and a huge

poster announced, “Free Music for the Million!” Barnum took care,

he confessed, to choose the worst band he could find, on the chance

that the discordant notes would drive the crowd into the Museum. This

appears a far-fetched method of advertising, but he assured the readers

of his autobiography that it was profitable. Powerful Drummond lights,

the first New York saw, shone from the top of the Museum and lighted

Broadway from the Battery to Niblo’s Garden. Barnum planned in advance

to dispose of the entire profit of the first year in advertising, and

the profits came in so fast that he had difficulty devising enough

media. Paintings of strange animals were made for Barnum in panels

and attached to the entire outside surface of the Museum. The work of

putting up the paintings was performed in one night without advance

notice, and the next morning when New York saw its popular landmark, it

looked as if it had broken out into a huge rash. The changed appearance

caused people to hurry inside to see if corresponding changes had been

made there. Barnum estimated that these gaudy pictures increased his

profits by one hundred dollars a day, and they never fell back after

the novelty had become a tradition; it may be that it was impossible

to grow accustomed to Barnum’s animals, and undoubtedly they always

attracted the streams of immigrants and Western visitors ever flowing

into New York City.

It was the world’s way, Barnum wrote, “to promise everything for

next to nothing,” and he confessed that he fell rapidly into that

way and excelled in it. This, he insisted, was not because he was

less scrupulous, but because he was more ingenious and energetic than

his competitors. However, there were instances of deception in which

Barnum allowed the association of ideas to work to his advantage. He

promised nothing, but allowed an innocent observer to jump to his own

conclusions, contributing by his advertisements a slight shove in the

wrong direction. The best of these was Barnum’s exploitation of a negro

violinist. He engaged this negro artist, who had a foreign musical

education and a reputation in musical circles, to play at the Museum,

and he advertised the negro widely, but the public did not appear

to be interested. The receipts did not increase, and Barnum issued

instructions for the large colored posters, showing the negro violinist

in action, to be posted on the boards upside down. This was no sooner

carried out than the Museum was crowded, on the assumption that the

negro violinist played the violin while standing on his head. It was a

source of great disappointment to many when they only heard him play

the violin right side up, but, said Barnum, never mind, they had the

Industrious Fleas and the Albinos for their money.

Barnum’s first object was publicity for the Museum and for the name of

P. T. Barnum, and he went to any lengths to carry out those purposes.

He soon succeeded in making his Museum and his personality the talk

of New York, and it was then his ambition to make them national

institutions. In his use of the newspapers, which seemed in those days

to be naïve in the extreme, he was indefatigable. Many years later

Barnum told a reporter for the _Indianapolis Journal_: “In the old

Museum days ... night after night at the midnight hour, and later, I

crawled up these several newspaper staircases to put in these journals

some fresh and startling announcement about my business. I even did

this after the editor had gone home, but the foreman in the composing

room had some authority then and would often put the matter I offered

in type or make an announcement for me.” Barnum added, “If I am ever

profoundly thankful for any instrumentalities, it is for the editor

and his paper. They furnish the wind for my sails.” Barnum owed this

debt of gratitude, but he must be given credit as the inventor of

steam navigation in the seas of publicity.[4] The editors of the day

were not philanthropists, and Barnum worked in devious ways for his

notoriety. It was his genius that he realized the value in dollars and

cents of his name and his activities and at the same time attached

no estimable value to the character he might establish in the world.

Charlatan, humbug, mountebank, and impostor were names he delighted in

and conjured with, and it was possible for him to do so because his

character was a composite of Baron Munchausen and Pecksniff, with an

intensely practical turn of mind. He was the father of publicity in

a country where it may be said to have grown to be a monster akin to

Frankenstein’s, and his child supported him in luxury for many years.

He combined with a genial temperament that would not allow him to worry

about details a rhinoceros hide that refused to allow the slings and

arrows of outraged editors and citizens to penetrate to his heart; his

disposition was such that it was inevitable that he should succeed as

an exploiter of monstrous hoaxes or legitimate extravaganzas.

IV

The greatest of Barnum’s early curiosities, if we are to judge from

the controversy caused by its exhibition, was The Fejee Mermaid. In

the summer of 1842 the proprietor of the Boston Museum, Moses Kimball,

brought to Barnum a figure supposed to be a preserved mermaid. Kimball

had purchased it from a sailor, whose father, the captain of an

American ship, bought it in Calcutta and honestly believed it to be a

preserved mermaid found by Japanese sailors off the coast of Japan. The

captain thought so highly of this mermaid that he appropriated $6,000

of the ship’s funds in order to purchase it. His employers did not

think so highly of his purchase, and the captain was forced to serve on

his ship without pay until he had made up the misappropriation. He died

in that service, leaving to his son nothing but the mermaid.

Barnum wrote that he was much impressed with the genuineness of this

article of his commerce, but he did not trust his own judgment alone.

He consulted his favorite naturalist, who had advised him on other

phenomena. The naturalist, after a careful examination, admitted

that he could find no sign of joining or other traces of artificial

manufacture, but he shook his head dubiously and said that he had never

seen a monkey with such strange arms and teeth, nor a fish with such

queer fins. Barnum asked why he should assume that it was manufactured.

“Because,” answered the naturalist, “I don’t believe in mermaids.”

Barnum thought that was bad logic; he preferred for the purposes of the

occasion to believe in mermaids, and he hired this one. But to believe

in mermaids yourself, and to make the public believe in mermaids, are

not synonymous. However, Barnum’s confidence in the general credulity

of his patrons was not unfounded upon both precedent and his own

experience. He had learned much from Joice Heth, and this same mermaid

had been exhibited in London twenty years before by the sea captain who

owned it, and according to the London _Times_ of the period every day

three hundred persons paid a shilling each to see it.

Soon after the mermaid came into Barnum’s possession, a news letter

appeared in the _New York Herald_ from Montgomery, Alabama. It told

of the state of trade, the condition of the crops, the political

situation, and mentioned near the end that a Dr. Griffin, of the

Lyceum of Natural History, London, who had but recently returned from

Pernambuco, had in his trunk a most remarkable curiosity, a real

mermaid, found by Chinese in the Fiji Islands, preserved by them, and

purchased by Dr. Griffin for the London Lyceum of Natural History.

One week later another news letter, this time from Charleston, South

Carolina, telling the same story, was published in another New York

newspaper. A third letter, mailed from Washington to another New

York newspaper one week after the second news letter, announced the

mermaid and mentioned that Dr. Griffin was soon to visit New York en

route to London, and expressed the hope that New Yorkers would have

the opportunity to see this extraordinary curiosity. Several days

after the Washington letter, Levi Lyman, Barnum’s assistant in the

business of Joice Heth, registered at a Philadelphia hotel as Dr.

Griffin, of Pernambuco and London. He remained there several days,

and, just after paying his bill, he thanked the landlord for his

constant courtesy and attention, and offered to show him, in gratitude

for the excellent treatment he had received at the hostelry, a unique

curiosity. The landlord gazed in wonderment at a real mermaid, and

asked for permission to invite a few friends to see it. The doctor said

that he did not suppose that it would do the Lyceum of Natural History

of London much harm if a few of the landlord’s best friends saw the

mermaid; the Philadelphia newspapers for the next day and several days

later commented at length on the great natural phenomenon.

[Illustration: THE MERMAID IN HER NATURAL ELEMENT

From _The Sunday Mercury_]

Finally Dr. Griffin arrived in New York and registered at the Pacific

Hotel. Reporters soon learned that the mermaid was in town, and the

polite and genial agent of the Lyceum of Natural History allowed them

to look at his curiosity. Barnum had meanwhile prepared illustrations

of the mermaid and printed 10,000 copies of a pamphlet describing

it. These were stored in the Museum until the time came to use them

publicly. Barnum, of course, had written the three news letters and

sent them to friends in Montgomery, Charleston, and Washington, who

could be trusted to mail them from those cities; the newspapers of

the day were not particular about the source of their news, if it was

news. Barnum called upon the editors of the _Herald_, the _Mercury_,

and the _Atlas_, with his engravings of the mermaid. He told them that

he had hoped to use these engravings when he exhibited the mermaid at

the Museum, but that Dr. Griffin had decided that as agent for the

Lyceum of Natural History it would be quite impossible for him to

exhibit his curiosity in public anywhere except in London. Therefore,

Barnum magnanimously offered his engravings, now worthless to him, for

the editors to print. They thanked him, and the following Sunday each

newspaper printed a different picture of the mermaid, and each editor

realized Barnum’s deception only when he saw the rival newspapers.

[Illustration: CAPTURE OF THE FEJEE MERMAID

Inserted by Barnum in _The Sunday Atlas_]

The public was now interested in the mermaid. Most newspaper readers

had seen at least one illustration or one of Barnum’s out-of-town

letters. The 10,000 pamphlets were turned over to newsboys to sell at

a penny each in all the hotels, stores, and public places. Then Barnum

hired, through an agent, Concert Hall on Broadway, and the newspapers

printed advertisements which announced that Dr. Griffin, because of the

solicitations of gentlemen of science, had consented to exhibit his

mermaid for one week only at Concert Hall. Dr. Griffin would also show,

for one week only, the other scientific specimens he had collected for

the London Lyceum of Natural History, including the Ornithorhinchus,

or the connecting link between the seal and the duck; two distinct

species of flying fish, one from the Gulf Stream and one from the West

Indies, which undoubtedly connected the bird and the fish; the Paddle

Tail Snake of South America; the Siren, or Mud Iguana, a connecting

link between reptiles and fish; the Proteus Sanguihus, a subterraneous

animal from Australia; “with other animals forming connecting links

in the great chain of Animated Nature.” Darwin did not publish _The

Origin of Species_ until seventeen years after Barnum’s unique natural

specimens were exhibited in New York.

[Illustration: THE CORRECT LIKENESS OF THE FEJEE MERMAID

From _The Sunday Herald_]

There was no indication in the Fejee Mermaid of a junction between the

fish body and the monkey head. The spine extended unbroken to the base

of the skull. The shoulders were covered with animal hair, and under

a microscope fish scales were visible beneath the hair. The face was

of a monstrous ugliness, and the whole specimen, which was three feet

long, was dried up and black. The misshapen arms, with their hideous

long fingers on the ends of distorted hands, were turned up, and the

right hand covered the right side of the face. The mouth was wide

open, revealing bestial teeth, and the whole expression of the face

gave the vivid impression that the animal had died in an extreme agony,

which had been carefully preserved by its embalmers. It was Barnum’s

private opinion, which he did not express until many years later, that

The Fejee Mermaid, as he spelled it, was made in Japan, China, or

India, and that it was probably an object of worship in one of those

countries. Profoundly religious himself, in a Christian way, Barnum

always enjoyed attributing hideousness to so-called pagan faiths. He

found in Dr. Ph. Fr. von Siebold’s _Manners and Customs of the Japanese

in the Nineteenth Century_ an account of a Japanese fisherman who

joined the upper half of a monkey to the lower half of a fish so deftly

that the joint could not be detected. The Japanese then announced to

his fellow-countrymen that he had caught the object in his net, and

that it had died soon after its capture. The mermaid was exhibited in

Japan, and its Japanese owner maintained that it had spoken a few words

before it died, in which it had predicted some years of fertility,

to be followed by years of a fatal epidemic, the only remedy against

which would be the possession of the prophet’s likeness. The sale

in Japan of crude pictures of the animal was great, and the figure

itself was finally sold to Dutch traders, who carried it to Batavia,

“where,” according to Dr. von Siebold, “it fell into the hands of a

shrewd American, who brought it to Europe, and there, in the years

1822–23, exhibited his purchase as a real mermaid, at every capital,

to the admiration of the ignorant, the perplexity of the learned, and

the filling of his own purse.” Barnum was convinced that this was his

mermaid, and this its origin, and he hailed the Japanese fisherman

as one of his brothers under the skin, who by his scheme for selling

pictures and attracting crowds to the mermaid was entitled to occupy a

throne along with Barnum as a Prince of Humbugs.

Concert Hall was crowded as soon as The Fejee Mermaid moved in. Levi

Lyman, as Dr. Griffin, told the audiences of his travels and adventures

in far-off places in search of unnatural curiosities. Barnum was

afraid that some of those who visited Concert Hall might recognize Dr.

Griffin as the Levi Lyman who had accompanied Joice Heth, but Joice

Heth had been dead six years, and no one doubted Dr. Griffin; he looked

scientific. He was dignified and polite, and he explained with great

pains and patience the science and natural history of the connecting

links by which he was surrounded. After one week at Concert Hall,

Barnum announced that at last, after much trouble and expense, he had

induced Dr. Griffin to exhibit The Fejee Mermaid at Barnum’s American

Museum, where it could be seen daily, along with the other curiosities,

without extra charge. Barnum designed an enormous flag, representing a

mermaid eighteen feet long, which, when it was unfurled, covered the

front of the Museum. This was too much, even for Lyman, who protested

against such a colossal deception: The Fejee Mermaid was only three

feet long. Lyman indignantly told Barnum that the public would not

swallow such a difference between its expectations and the reality, and

he insisted that the flag be taken down. Barnum answered that he had

paid seventy dollars for that flag, and it must remain in front of the

Museum. “Well, Mr. Barnum,” Lyman answered, “if you like to fight under

that flag, you can do so, but _I_ won’t.” Barnum could not dispense

with Professor Griffin, and the flag was hauled in. It is strange that

Lyman should choose this flag as an issue, and Barnum does not explain

it, but it was likely that Lyman was having considerable difficulty

satisfying many disappointed visitors with his wizened mermaid, and

could endure no further difficulties. Lyman later went to Nauvoo,

Illinois, where he became an influential Mormon.

In later years, and in the last editions of his autobiography, Barnum

did not give the details of The Fejee Mermaid with so much pride in

his own ingenuity. He wrote in the 1888 edition of his autobiography,

published three years before his death: “I used it mainly to advertise

the regular business of the Museum, and this effective indirect

advertising is the only feature I can commend, in a special show of

which, I confess, I am not proud. Newspapers throughout the country

copied the mermaid notices, for they were novel and caught the

attention of readers. Thus was the fame of the Museum, as well as the

mermaid, wafted from one end of the land to the other. I was careful

to keep up the excitement, for I knew that every dollar sown in

advertising would return in tens, and perhaps hundreds, in a future

harvest, and after obtaining all the notoriety possible by advertising

and by exhibiting the mermaid at the Museum, I sent the curiosity

throughout the country, directing my agent to everywhere advertise it

as ‘From Barnum’s Great American Museum, New York.’ The effect was

immediately felt; money flowed in rapidly, and was readily expended in

more advertising.”

While The Fejee Mermaid was on exhibition at the Museum, one of the

visitors said to Barnum, “I lived two years on the Fiji Islands, and

I never heard of any such thing as a mermaid.” “There’s no accounting

for some men’s ignorance,” was Barnum’s answer. But most of the public

seemed satisfied, and apparently sent their friends, for during the

first four weeks of the mermaid’s exhibition at the Museum the receipts

were $3,341.93. During the four weeks preceding its arrival the

receipts had been only $1,272.

The Museum was now well on its way to financial success. Barnum and

his family had lived on the $600 a year allowed him out of the profits

until the Museum was paid for. Six months after he had purchased the

Museum, Mr. Olmsted found him in the ticket office one day eating his

dinner of corned beef and bread. “Is that the way you eat your dinner?”

he asked. “I have not eaten a warm dinner since I bought the Museum,

except on the Sabbath,” Barnum answered, “and I intend never to eat

another on a week day until I am out of debt.” Mr. Olmsted was much

pleased, clapped Barnum on the shoulder, and assured him that he was

a safe investment. The assertion that he ate only one hot dinner a

week is possibly a Barnumization of the truth, for it is this type of

statement Barnum was most likely to exaggerate in his autobiography,

and which in some instances can be proved untrue. But in less than one

year after he arranged for its purchase, Barnum owned the American

Museum in his own name and had paid his rent out of the profits. The

profits for the year 1842, according to Barnum’s account books, were

$27,912.62. For the year before he became its proprietor, the profits

had been $10,862.

The bogus New York Museum Company sold Peale’s Museum to Henry Bennett,

who created publicity by parodying Barnum’s attractions. When Barnum

exhibited The Fejee Mermaid, Bennett advertised a “Fudg-ee Mermaid,”

and when Barnum advertised a family of singers as the “Orphean Family,”

Bennett presented the “Orphan Family.” The novelty of this opposition,

however, did not pay expenses, and Barnum soon bought out Bennett,

but he hired Bennett as manager of his own museum and instructed him

to continue the opposition and the parodies, which created publicity

for the American Museum. At the end of six months the collections were

combined.

Within a year, by means of ingenious, and sometimes unscrupulous,

advertising, Barnum’s American Museum became New York’s most popular

place of amusement. For New Yorkers it was a place of regular resort,

and families brought their lunches and ate them in the Museum rooms so

that they might spend the whole day among the curiosities. The Museum

was known throughout the country, and visitors to New York, who arrived

early in the morning, often visited Barnum’s before they went to their

hotels or to their breakfast, for the Museum was opened every morning

at sunrise. Barnum once compared the number of visitors to his Museum

with those of the British Museum, which, of course, was free of charge,

and found that his patrons were more numerous.

V

Besides his notorious curiosities, Barnum enlarged the Lecture Room of

the Museum, and presented regular dramatic performances there. He felt

that what he called the “Moral Drama” would pay better than anything

that was attractively immoral; and the “Moral Drama” was more palatable

to his own conscience, for from childhood until his last year he had

a sincere religious fear of impropriety in public presentation. The

greatest manifestation of Barnum’s genius for theatrical management in

this country was his instinctive realization that the largest part of

the community is eminently respectable in public, and it was what, more

than anything else, contributed to his financial success, that Barnum

catered to the reputable who still retained vestiges of curiosity. Many

persons who would not be seen in a theater visited regularly the Museum

Lecture Room--Barnum would never consent to calling it a theater--where

the moral dramas of “Joseph and His Brethren,” “Moses,” and “The

Drunkard” were performed. One afternoon a New England lady walked into

Barnum’s office and sat down on the sofa. She examined Barnum curiously

for a minute, and then remarked that he looked “much like other common

folks, after all.” “Mr. Barnum,” she said “I never went to any Museum

before, nor to any place of amusement or public entertainment, except

our school exhibitions; and I have sometimes felt that they even may

be wicked, because some parts of the dialogue seemed frivolous; but I

have heard so much of your ‘moral dramas,’ and the great good you are

doing for the rising generation, that I thought I must come here and

see for myself.” At that moment the gong announcing the beginning of

the show in the Lecture Room rang. The lady jumped from the sofa. “Are

the services about to commence?” she asked anxiously. There was the

noise of shuffling feet as the crowd hurried to the seats. “Yes,” said

Barnum, “the congregation is now going up.” Barnum wrote concerning his

moral performances: “I resolved, as far as possible, to elevate and

refine such amusements as I dispensed. Even Shakespeare’s dramas were

shorn of their objectionable features when placed upon my stage.”

E. A. Sothern, Tony Pastor, and Barney Williams received their first

stage training on the stage of Barnum’s Lecture Room. On holidays

performances were given every hour throughout the afternoon and

evening, and Barnum is given credit in histories of the theater for

originating the continuous performance, which has since proved so

popular in vaudeville.

These continuous programs on holidays were very popular, and on the

first Fourth of July of Barnum’s management of the Museum so many

people visited the building that the sale of tickets was stopped. This

Barnum described as “exceedingly harrowing to my feelings.” He noted

sadly that thousands were waiting outside to purchase tickets, and

that those inside did not seem in a hurry to leave. Barnum ordered

his carpenter to build a temporary flight of stairs at the rear of

the building, which opened out into Ann Street. At three o’clock that

afternoon this exit was opened, but much money had been lost. When, on

the next St. Patrick’s Day, Barnum was informed in advance that the

Irish population intended to visit the Museum in large numbers, he

opened the rear exit again. Before noon the Museum was crowded, and the

sale of tickets had to be stopped. Barnum rushed to the rear exit and

asked how many hundreds had passed out that way. He was told that three

persons had used it during the whole morning, for the visitors had

brought their dinners and intended to remain in the Museum all day and

night. Barnum hurriedly called his sign painter and ordered a sign in

large letters

☞ TO THE EGRESS.

This was nailed over the rear door. Some of the Irish visitors spelled

out the sign, “To the Aigress,” and many remarked, “Sure, that’s an

animal we haven’t seen,” and found themselves on Ann Street, with no

chance of re-entering the Museum.

It was on his first Fourth of July in the Museum that Barnum exhibited

another instance of his ingenuity in the face of a difficulty. In

order to make the most of the holiday by utilizing the publicity value

of the American flag, Barnum fastened a string of large flags across

Broadway, tying one end to the Museum and the other to a tree in St.

Paul’s Churchyard. Several days before Independence Day Barnum had

visited the vestrymen of St. Paul’s and requested permission to use

the tree in the churchyard, but they called his request insulting and

talked of sacrilege. On the Fourth of July he gave orders for the flags

to be attached, as he had originally planned. The flags attracted huge

crowds, and at half-past nine in the morning two indignant vestrymen

entered Barnum’s office and demanded that they be detached from their

church immediately. Barnum answered pleasantly that he would go into

the street with them and see what could be done. He looked at the flags

and remarked solemnly that they were a beautiful sight. He argued with

the vestrymen that he always had stopped his Free Music for the Million

when they held their services, and he merely requested this favor in

return. One of the vestrymen lost patience and shouted that unless

Barnum took down the flags within ten minutes he would _cut_ them down.

The crowd was attracted by the angry gestures. Barnum suddenly took

off his coat, rolled up his shirt sleeves, and shouted in his sonorous

voice, tinged with anger, loudly enough for all in the crowd to

overhear, “I should like to see you dare to cut down the American flag

on the Fourth of July; you must be a Britisher to make such a threat,

but I’ll show you a thousand pairs of Yankee hands in two minutes, if

you dare to take down the stars and stripes on this great birthday

of American freedom.” In a moment the vestrymen were surrounded by

several heavy, angry men, who threatened varied punishment. The poor

bewildered vestrymen disappeared quietly from the crowd, and Barnum

with obsequious smiles enjoyed his triumph.

Barnum was apparently indefatigable in his personal interest in the

Museum and in his personal efforts to make it ever more popular. He

often appeared before his audiences with stunts or speeches, because

he knew he could entertain them, and because he liked to think that

they were interested in him. When Peale, of Peale’s Museum, presented

an actor who pretended to conduct experiments in Mesmerism, Barnum

personally conducted his own experiments in Animal Magnetism from the

stage of the Moral Lecture Room. A young girl, carefully trained in

advance, sat on the stage. Barnum made a few passes with his hand in

front of her, and she was then under his control; she raised her hands

when he requested her to do so, grimaced when he put tobacco in his

mouth, and smiled when he ate candy. Then it was his practice to turn

to the audience and offer to forfeit fifty dollars if he could not

put any member of the audience in the same state within five minutes.

At the end of three minutes the volunteer was, of course, wide awake.

Barnum would look at his watch, remark that he had two minutes, which

was plenty of time, and offer to demonstrate to the audience that a

person mesmerized was a person insensible to pain, by cutting off

one of the fingers of the small girl, who was still asleep. He would

take out his knife, feel the sharp edge, and turn towards the girl,

who had meanwhile fled behind the scenes in a fright that delighted

the audience. Barnum would say in an astonished tone of voice, “Then

she was wide awake, was she?” His volunteer from the audience usually

answered, “Of course she was, she was wide awake all the time.” “I

suppose so,” was Barnum’s answer, “and, my dear sir, I promised that

you should be ‘in the same state’ at the end of five minutes, and as I

believe you are so, I do not forfeit fifty dollars.” This type of trick

never seemed to anger, rather than to amuse, the audiences.

No such trickery was too much for Barnum, and he carried out a similar

deception on a public scale with no harm to his reputation and no

qualms of conscience. In June of 1843 he attended the Bunker Hill

celebration, where Daniel Webster delivered a stirring oration, but

Barnum was just as interested in an old canvas tent near the Bunker

Hill Monument as he was in the ceremonies of the day. He found in

that tent a herd of fifteen one-year-old calf buffaloes, which he

immediately purchased for $700; a scheme by which he could utilize

these buffaloes had hatched in his mind almost as soon as he saw them.

The animals were docile and tired, for they had been driven east from

the western plains. At Barnum’s order they were brought to New York and

then transported to a New Jersey barn near Hoboken. Barnum hired their

former owner, C. D. French, to take care of the animals for thirty

dollars per month, because French understood the lasso. The newspapers

shortly afterwards announced that a herd of wild buffaloes, captured

in the Rocky Mountains, was passing through New York soon on its way

to Europe, in charge of the very men who had captured the animals, and

during the next few days suggestions appeared in the newspapers that

it would be a fine thing for New York if the owners of these buffaloes

could be induced to present a buffalo chase on a race course near New

York, demonstrating to the eastern population the use of the lasso and

the ferocity of the buffalo. One of the correspondents expressed it

as his sincere opinion that it would be worth a dollar to see such a

sight, and that he for one would be willing to pay that amount. Another

estimated that no less than fifty thousand persons would be interested

in a buffalo chase without the danger but with the thrills, and other

obliging correspondents suggested places for the hunt, including the

race course at Hoboken, New Jersey. Before long advertisements appeared

in all the newspapers, and handbills were circulated throughout New

York announcing that there would be a “Grand Buffalo Hunt, Free of

Charge--At Hoboken, on Thursday, August 31, at 3, 4, and 5 o’clock

p. m. Mr. C. D. French, one of the most daring and experienced hunters

of the West, has arrived thus far on his way to Europe with a Herd

of Buffaloes, captured by himself, near Santa Fé. He will exhibit a

method of hunting the Wild Buffaloes, and throwing the lasso, by which

the animals were captured in their most wild and untamed state. This

is perhaps one of the most exciting and difficult feats that can be

performed, requiring at the same time the most expert horsemanship and

the greatest skill and dexterity. Every man, woman, and child can here

witness _the wild sports of the Western Prairies_, as the exhibition

is to be free to all, and will take place on the extensive grounds

and Race Course of Messrs. Stevens, within a few rods of the Hoboken

Ferry.” The public was further assured that, “No possible danger need

be apprehended, as a double railing has been put around the whole

course, to prevent the possibility of the Buffaloes approaching the

multitude.”

These announcements mystified and delighted New York. Who was the

city’s anonymous benefactor? Who supplied such entertainment free

of charge and kept modestly in the background? Barnum meanwhile had

purchased the rights to the receipts of all the ferry boats which

crossed between New York and Hoboken on August 31, 1843, and extra

ferry boats were provided for the day. The weather was clear, and the

boats, under the administration of Captain Barnum, were crowded to

the railings with adventurers. Twenty-four thousand people went to

Hoboken that day. They stood on the railings and clutched the awnings

to support themselves, and each paid six and a quarter cents going and

the same to return.

When the crowds arrived in Hoboken, they waited in the arena for the

wild buffaloes, who finally appeared in reluctant and tame parade of

their alleged ferocity. The animals were thin and pale from lack of

nourishment during their first master’s patronage, and although they

had been crammed with extra rations of oats for several days they

refused at the outset to be wild. C. D. French, “one of the most daring

and experienced hunters of the West,” dressed and painted as an Indian,

poked his wild buffaloes with a goad, but the most they would do for

the twenty-four thousand interested spectators was to trot. There

was much laughter and shouting at their recalcitrance, and the noise

made by the crowd frightened the nervous buffaloes so much that they

galloped from the enclosure in terror and threw the spectators, who

believed that they had actually grown wild, into a panic. The buffaloes

took refuge from their oppressors in a near-by swamp, and all that

C. D. French could do would not persuade them to return to the Race

Course. He finally lassoed one of them, and entertained the crowd with

this beast, and with exhibitions of lassoing on horses and horsemen. No

one suspected the ferry boat arrangement, and no one suspected Barnum.

It was after midnight when the last of the crowds succeeded in getting

home from Hoboken, but, apparently, a good time was had by all, for

there were no riots, and the receipts of the ferry boats turned over

to Barnum amounted to $3,500. After the exhibition Barnum sent his

buffaloes to Camden, New Jersey, where they attracted Philadelphia

crowds in the same manner. Some of the herd then went to England and

were sold, while the others were fattened on a farm and sold for

buffalo steak in Fulton Market at fifty cents per pound. In order that

the Museum might profit by the advertisement, Barnum made public his

responsibility for the Great Buffalo Hunt.

Some time after his success with the buffaloes, Barnum presented the

first Wild West Show New York had seen. He engaged a band of Indians

from Iowa, among whom were impressive men, beautiful squaws, and two

or three papooses. The Indians appeared on the stage of the Moral

Lecture Room in real war dances, which they performed with all the

vigor and realistic interpretation of their savage origin. In fact, it

was necessary to rope them in, for fear that in their frenzy towards

the end of a dance they might forget that they were merely players, and

make for members of the audience; for Barnum’s Indians had never before

seen a railroad or a steamboat, and scalps were not yet obsolete in

their minds. They seemed thoroughly under the impression that they were

not acting but living, which in one particular caused the proprietor of

the American Museum some expense. After a week of war dances, Barnum

suggested a change of program, including an Indian wedding dance. The

interpreter explained, and the chief agreed. On Monday afternoon when

the first change to the wedding dance was to take place, Barnum was

informed by the chief that he must supply a red woolen blanket as a

wedding present for the bridegroom to give to the father of the bride,

an inviolable Indian custom. After each performance the chief insisted

that he must have another new blanket for the next performance, and

when Barnum attempted to explain that the wedding was only “make

believe,” the chief gave forth an ugly “Ugh!” terrifying Barnum into

spending $120 for twelve red woolen blankets for the rest of the week.

These special exhibitions were supplemented by flower shows, dog shows,

and poultry shows at the Museum, and Barnum, soon after he became

manager, decided that he must have a baby show. He organized such an

exhibition with graduated scales of prizes for triplets, the fattest

baby, the most beautiful baby, and the handsomest twins. The main

prize of $100 for the most perfect baby was a source of considerable

difficulty. Barnum thought that it would be a fine thing for him to

award this prize himself, a fine thing in publicity for himself, and

also for the baby, who could say in later years that he had been

personally selected as unique by P. T. Barnum. In later years he did

meet many men and women who claimed that honor, but at the time of the

awards the defeated mothers stormed about Barnum, and their indignation

could not be appeased until he announced that he would award a second

prize of $100 to the baby selected by a committee of mothers. Whereupon

each mother became the enemy of every other, and Barnum’s $100 was

safe. In deciding future baby contests, however, he sent in written

reports and was not to be disturbed for the rest of the day.

VI

In November, 1842, Barnum stopped one night at the Franklin Hotel

in Bridgeport, Connecticut, which was kept by his brother, Philo F.

Barnum. His brother mentioned that there was a dwarf in Bridgeport,

who played daily in the streets, and was accepted by the rest of the

population as a natural curiosity. Barnum asked his brother to bring

the child to the Franklin Hotel, and as soon as he saw this dwarf he

realized that here was a natural curiosity who could be transformed

by instruction and publicity into a unique and profitable one. The

child was the smallest Barnum had ever seen, and was in excellent

health, without any deformities. He was two feet, one inch in height

and weighed fifteen pounds. His hair was flaxen, and his eyes dark;

his cheeks were pink and his whole appearance gave the impression of

health, symmetry, and whimsical charm on a lovely, diminutive scale.

He was very bashful, and Barnum only learned after difficulty that his

name was Charles S. Stratton, and that he was five years old. Barnum

visited Mr. and Mrs. Sherwood E. Stratton, the child’s parents, and

after some persuasion they consented to exhibit their son at Barnum’s

Museum for three dollars per week and board for himself and his mother.

Barnum hired him for four weeks only, because at the time he was

doubtful whether a five-year-old child who was only two feet in height

might not grow before long to a normality that would make him mediocre.

The dwarf and his mother arrived in New York on Thanksgiving Day, 1842,

and Barnum had something to be thankful for that day. Mrs. Stratton

was astonished and somewhat annoyed when she noticed that her son was

announced in large handbills as “General Tom Thumb, a dwarf eleven

years of age, just arrived from England.” The “just arrived from

England” was the first instance of a method Barnum often repeated.

He realized early in his career the love of the American mind for an

importation, and he never advertised anything as domestic if he could

possibly deceive his patrons into believing that he had incurred much

trouble and expense by importing it from abroad, where its popularity

was always stupendous. He hoped, patriotically, in his autobiography

that such deception might check “our disgraceful preference for

foreigners.”

Barnum made his dwarf eleven years old for fear that the public might

not believe that a child five years old would not grow beyond his

present height. In the various pamphlets concerning the life of General

Tom Thumb, which were sold at his exhibitions, it is recorded that when

he was born he weighed nine pounds, two ounces, more than the average

weight of a new-born baby, and that at five months he had ceased to

grow and weighed only fifteen pounds. His weight of fifteen pounds and

his height of two feet, one inch, were said to have remained unchanged

from the age of five months until the age of five years and for many

years thereafter.

The change of name from Charles S. Stratton to General Tom Thumb was

a stroke of Barnum’s inspiration, and it contributed largely to the

General’s subsequent success. Tom Thumb is the most appropriate name

a dwarf ever had, and besides it possessed the advantage of some

familiarity from the story of the legendary Tom Thumb, of whom it will

be remembered:

“In Arthur’s court Tom Thumbe did live,

A man of mickle might,

The best of all the table round,

And eke a doughty knight;

His stature but an inch in height,

Or quarter of a span;

Then think you not this little knight

Was prov’d a valiant man?”

According to nursery lore, the legendary Tom Thumbe was swallowed by a

cow when he crossed the cow’s blade of grass but was soon delivered up

again from the cow’s stomach, only to meet his death by a bumble bee

after a series of valiant adventures. Barnum’s addition of “General” to

Tom Thumb enriched the name by a pompous mockery that was more valuable

because of its incongruity.

General Tom Thumb was soon domesticated to the ways of public

exhibition. Barnum taught his pupil day and night new jokes and old

rôles, which he learned quickly, for the child, according to Barnum,

had a love of the ludicrous and a humorous charm. When he was ready to

make his début, Barnum took General Tom Thumb first on a tour of the

newspaper offices, and even invaded the home of one newspaper editor,

who happened to be eating dinner. Tom Thumb danced between the tumblers

and hopped over the roast. James Gordon Bennett wrote in the _Herald_

on December 15, 1842: “We were visited yesterday by the comical little

gentleman who is at present holding nightly levees at the American

Museum. He is certainly the smallest specimen of a man we have ever

seen.”

The General’s popularity was immediate, and after the first four-weeks’

engagement was finished, Barnum reëngaged him for one year at seven

dollars a week, with a bonus of fifty dollars at the end of the

engagement. It is clear that neither General Tom Thumb nor his father

had any idea of the value of a dwarf, and Barnum took advantage of the

age of the boy and the ignorance of his father. Barnum also retained

the privilege of sending the General on a tour of the country. Before

the end of the year Barnum increased Tom Thumb’s salary to twenty-five

dollars per week, and he assures us that the General deserved the

raise. Besides exhibiting frequently at the Museum, where he sang

songs, danced, and told stories in the pert and saucy manner of people

who are too small to be slapped, General Tom Thumb was sent to other

cities, where he made money for Barnum and advertised the American

Museum.

At the same time as the exhibition of General Tom Thumb in New

York, Barnum presented at the Museum two famous giants, M. Bihin,

the tall, thin French giant, and Colonel Goshen, a portly Arab. The

giants were amiable enough, but jealous of each other’s success,

and quarreled furiously one day when the Arab called M. Bihin “a

Shanghai” and M. Bihin called the Arab “a nigger.” They seized clubs

and medieval swords on exhibition in cases, and made for each other,

until Barnum interfered. He informed them that he had no objection

to their fighting, maiming or killing each other, but they were both

under engagement to him, and if there was to be a duel, it must be

duly advertised and take place on the stage of the Lecture Room. “No

performance of yours would be a greater attraction, and if you kill

each other, our engagement can end with your duel,” Barnum assured

them. The giants enjoyed the humor of the situation, and lived in peace

until the end of their engagement.

After the contract with General Tom Thumb expired, Barnum engaged him

for another year at fifty dollars per week and all his expenses, with

the right to exhibit him in Europe. The Museum was so successful and

operating with so little friction after less than three years that

Barnum was looking for new worlds to conquer, and he took his General

under his arm and went to Europe. Passage was booked on the packet

ship _Yorkshire_ for Liverpool, and General Tom Thumb, his father and

mother, the General’s tutor, Professor Guillaudeu, and Barnum made

ready to sail on January 18, 1844. Barnum made use of the General

at the Museum until the last moment before sailing. Advertisements

appeared in the newspapers of the day announcing that the opportunity

to see General Tom Thumb was rapidly slipping away. When the boat was

delayed by adverse winds and tides, the General remained another day

at the Museum, and thousands of people visited him in a desperate

attempt to get a last look. _The Evening Post_ announced as an item

of news on January 16, 1844: “A few hours more remain for General Tom

Thumb to be seen at the American Museum, as the packet in which he has

engaged passage to England does not sail to-day, in consequence of the

easterly winds now prevailing. He may be seen throughout the entire day

and evening; and at three and seven o’clock p. m. there will be grand

performances; at each of which the General appears on the stage in the

same characters which have excited so much admiration and applause

of late.” The next day the weather was still bad, and people stormed

the Museum. On the day of sailing, January 19, General Tom Thumb was

on exhibition until eleven o’clock in the morning; the boat sailed at

noon. He was escorted to the dock by the municipal brass band, and more

than 10,000 persons saw him off. It was estimated that more than 80,000

persons had visited General Tom Thumb at the Museum.

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