CABITAL!

SIR,--The proposal to extend the Cab Radius to five miles from Charing

Cross is good in its way, but it does not go far enough. My idea is

that the cheap cab-fare should include any place in the Home Counties.

Cabmen should also be prevented by law from refusing to take a person,

say, from Piccadilly to St. Albans, on the plea that their horse

"could not do the distance." All assertions of that kind should be

punished as perjury. Cabmen are notoriously untruthful. Why should

not Cab Proprietors, too, be obliged to keep relays of horses at

convenient spots on all the main roads out of Town in case a horse

really proves unequal to going fifteen miles or so into the country,

in addition to a hard day's work in London?--Yours unselfishly,

_St. Albans_. NORTHWARD HO!

SIR,--Why _will_ people libel the Suburbs, and keep on describing

them as dull? I am sure that a place which, like the one I write

from, contains a Lawn Tennis Club (entrance into which we keep _very_

select), a Circulating Library, where all the new books of two

years' back are obtainable without much delay, a couple of handsome

and ascetic young Curates, and a public Park, capable of holding

twenty-six perambulators and as many nursemaids at one and the same

time, can only fitly be described as an Elysium. Still, we _should_ be

grateful for better facilities for getting away from its delights now

and then, and this proposal to extend the Cab Radius has the warmest

support of Yours,

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