HOUSE.

Mr. LYNCH wanted to revive American commerce in behalf of the

ship-builders of Maine. If he were a judge, as a celebrated namesake of

his once was, he would do it by hanging a majority of members of the

House he had the honor of addressing. In default of that he wanted them

to legislate sensibly upon it.

Of course nobody paid any attention to the suggestion. The House did

itself credit by refusing one land-grab, out of a thousand or so

submitted.

Mr. BUTLER actually produced again his bill to annex San Domingo, and

refused to be comforted, because every body laughed.

Then came up the Tariff. COVODE said he supposed it would be admitted

that he had as little regard for the right and wrong of the thing as any

body. But this thing had really gone so far that any man with any regard

for his re-election must protest. Nobody but SCHENCK and KELLEY cared

about the tariff. Every body cared about the taxes.

SCHENCK could not regard COVODE with any other sentiment than disgust.

He wanted a duty upon foreign oysters. The oyster of Long Island and the

oyster of New-Jersey ought not to be trodden down by the pauper oysters

of Europe.

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