OLD IRON.

Somebody talks of the Iron Men of Congress. Does he mean the Cast-iron

members or the Pig-iron members? For instance there are the rusty

Heavy-weights, and then there are the fellows who are greedy about

Tariff. Members of the scrap-iron and ten-penny nail order are, of

course, not alluded to. All these are iron men, but, as every body

knows, are not men of Iron. In view of its rusty legislation and

legislators, we recommend Congress to hang out a sign--"Highest prices

paid here for old iron."

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Bar That!

The Toronto _Globe_ is at present treating the Premier of the Dominion

to a course of lectures, advising him not to get drunk so often as he

does. Now this is too much to expect, since the gentleman referred to

has, by virtue of his official position, the run of the Bar.

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