CONSTANT READER.

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The Legislature of Kentucky has, probably, by this time, made it a

criminal offence for any person to join the K.G.C. As soon as the lists

shall have been published of all those Northern men who have belonged to

the order, the traitors will find themselves in quite as enviable a

situation as though 'escaped convict' were branded on their foreheads.

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From one now far away in the South--albeit

not on the Southern side--we have

an ornithological reminiscence which

may be of interest to those who endeavor

to solve the problem, whether

animals ever rise to reasoning.

I have amused myself the past year raising a brood of chickens in

my little backyard. Being 'tenderly brought up,' they are, of

course, very tame, particularly a little brown pullet, that lays

an egg in the cellar every morning. A few days ago, as I was

leaving the house after breakfast, my wife cried out for me to

come into the kitchen. I did so, and found the little brown hen

standing quietly by the door at the head of the cellar-stairs,

evidently waiting for it to be opened. Going outside, I found the

servant had neglected to open the 'bulkhead' door, as usual, and

my wise little biddy had concluded to go down-cellar through the

kitchen. When I drove her out and opened the outer-door, she went

down and laid, as usual. She was never in the house before, to my

knowledge, and has not been since. This is a fact, and is only one

more instance added to many I could adduce, which go to show that

the 'dumb creatures' think and reason.

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Poetry on bells is divisible into two kinds, the _tintinnabulistic_,

which refers to little hand-tinklers, sleigh-bells, and the kind which

oriental mothers were wont, of old, to sew to the hems of their

daughters' garments, [that they might tell by the sound whether the

young ladies were at mischief or no,] and the _campanologistic_,

descriptive solely of large church ringers, Big Toms of Oxford, and the

regular _vivos voco, fulgura frango_ giants, such as Mr. Meneely makes

and sends all over the country, to factories, churches, dépôts, and

steamboats. The sleigh-bell song, according to this classification, is

tintinnabulistic; so, too, is the Russian _troika_,

'I kolokolchick dor voltaia,'

as is also the immortal line which speaks of

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