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[Speech of Andrew Lang at the annual banquet of the Royal Academy,

London, May 6, 1894. This speech on some of the aspects of modern

fiction was delivered by Mr. Lang in response to the toast "The

Interests of Literature," regularly proposed on these occasions. The

President of the Academy, Sir Frederic Leighton, said in introducing

Mr. Lang: "Your Royal Highness, My Lords and Gentlemen: Let us drink

to the honor of science and of letters. If of the latter it may be

affirmed without fear that few things are more often misapprehended

than their true relation to art, it is not less certain that no body

of men are more than artists responsive to their stimulating force.

How closely science, which is knowledge, is interwoven on many sides

with art, it is needless here to say. In the name of letters I have to

call upon one of the most versatile of their votaries, a man whose

nimble intellect plays with luminous ease round many and various

subjects; delicate as a poet, acute and picturesque as a critic, a

sparkling journalist, no one has pursued with more earnest and more

fruitful zeal the graver study of the birth and evolution of natural

myths than Mr. Andrew Lang, to whom I turn for response."]

YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, MR. PRESIDENT, MY LORDS AND GENTLEMEN:--He

to whom it falls or rather on whom falls the task of replying for

English literature may well feel ground to dust by the ponderous honor.

Who can be the representative of such a Parnassian constituency of

divine poets, philosophers, romancers, historians, from Beowulf to the

last new novel? The consciousness is crushing. The momentary

representative feels himself to be like Mr. Chevy Slyme "the most

littery fellow in the world," who is over-borne like the bride of the

Lord of Burleigh--

"By the burden of an honor

Unto which she was not born."

Naturally he flies to thoughts which whisper of humility. He finds them

easily. In the first place literature is but a very insignificant flake

on the foam of the wave of the world. As Mr. Pepys reminds us, most

people please themselves "with easy delights of the world, eating,

drinking, dancing, hunting, fencing," and not with book learning. Easy

he calls them! I wish they were:--

"I cannot eat but little meat,

My stomach is not good."

Still less can I dance or hunt. Yet to the general public these things

come easier than reading; and their good-humored contempt keeps us poor

"littery gents" in our proper place and frame of mind. I have lately

read somewhere about a man of letters who conceived himself to be the

idol of the great and good-natured American people. They sent him the

kindest letters, they invited him to lecture, but ah! when his

publishers' accounts came in, he found there "To American sales: six and

twopence!" [Laughter.] Here is matter for mortification!

Again, one is not so much to speak for English literature as to speak

about it; one is not a representative but a reporter; we critics are but

the cagots or despised pariah class in the world of letters. If we ever

give in to the belief that we might attempt something creative, we, like

the insects celebrated by the poet, "have lesser" critics upon our backs

to bite us [laughter] and to remind us of our limitations. Our function

in the game is like that of the scorers and umpires at Lords or the

Oval; men of accurate intellectual habit, and incorruptible integrity

from whom not much is to be expected with bat or ball. We are not to do

anything "off our own bats." For these reasons I only talk humbly of

literature as an interested professional observer. When the philosopher

Square spoke of religion, he meant the true religion, and when he said

the true religion he indicated the Protestant religion, and by the

Protestant religion he meant the religion of the Church of England. In

the same way if I venture a few remarks on English literature I mean

modern English literature, and by modern English literature I mean

modern English novels.

We are indeed quite destitute of poets. As Henry V is said by a French

chronicler to have ennobled all his army on the eve of Agincourt, so

perhaps it might be well to make all our poets poets-laureate

[laughter]--there must be a sip for each of them in the butt of malmsey

or sack. But when the general public says "literature" the general

public means fiction.

Now, though I have some optimistic remarks to end with, it does appear

to myself that the British novel suffers from diverse banes or curses.

The first is the spread of elementary education. Too many naturally

non-literary people of all ranks are now goaded into acquiring a

knowledge of the invention of Cadmus. When nobody could read, except

people whose own literary nature impelled them to learn, better books

were written, because the public, if relatively few, was absolutely fit.

Secondly, these new educated people insist on our national cursed

"actuality." They live solely in the distracted moment, whereas true

literature lives in the absolute; in the past that perhaps never was

present, and that is eternal; "lives in fantasy."

Shakespeare did not write plays about contemporary problems. The Greek

dramatists deliberately chose their topics in the tales of Troy and

Thebes and Atreus's line. The very Fijians, as Mr. Paisley Thomson

informs us, "will tell of gods and giants and canoes greater than

mountains and of women fairer than the women of these days, and of

doings so strange that the jaws of the listeners fall apart." They do

not deal with "problems" about the propriety of cannibalism or the

casuistry of polygamy [Laughter.] The Athenians fined for his

_modernité_ the author of a play on the fall of Miletus because he

reminded them of their misfortunes. But many of our novelists do nothing

but remind us of our misfortunes. Novels are becoming tracts on parish

councils, free love and other inflammatory topics [laughter], and the

reason of this ruin is that the vast and the naturally non-literary

majority can now read, and of course can only read about the actual,

about the noisy wrangling moment. This is the bane of the actual.

Of course I do not maintain that contemporary life is tabooed against

novelists, but if novels of contemporary life are to be literature, are

to be permanent, that life must either be treated in the spirit of

romance and fantasy as by Balzac and the colossally fantastic Zola; or

in the spirit of humor as by Charles de Bernard, Fielding, Thackeray,

Dickens. The thrifty plan of giving us sermons, politics, fiction, all

in one stodgy sandwich [laughter] produces no permanent literature,

produces but temporary "Tracts for the Times."

Fortunately we have among us many novelists--young ones luckily--who are

true to the primitive and eternal Fijian canons of fiction. [Laughter.]

We have Oriental romance from the author of "Plain Tales from the

Hills." We have the humor and tenderness--certainly not Fijian I

admit--which produced the masterpiece, "A Window in Thrums." We have the

adventurous fancy that gives us "A Gentleman of France," "The Master of

Ballantrae," "Micah Clarke," "The Raiders," "The Prisoner of Zenda," and

the truly primeval or troglodyte imagination which, as we read of a

fight between a knob-nosed Kaffir dwarf and a sacred crocodile, brings

us in touch with the first hearers of Heracles's or Beowulf's or

Grettir's deeds, "so strange that the jaws of the listeners fall apart."

Thus we possess outlets for escape from ourselves and from to-day. We

can still dwell now and then in the same air of pleasure as our fathers

have breathed since the days of Homer.

Such are the rather intolerant ideas of a bookworm who by no means

grudges the pleasure which other readers receive from what does not

please him to enthusiasm. And pleasure, not edification, is the end of

all art. We are all pleased when we write; the public of one enthusiast

every author enjoys, and the literary men who depreciate the joys of

their own art or profession may not be consciously uncandid, but they

are decidedly perverse. [Laughter and applause.]

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