RUSSIA

[Speech of Henry E. Howland at a banquet given by the Chamber of

Commerce of the State of New York, April 28, 1893, to the Officers of

foreign and United States vessels escorting the Spanish caravels to

the harbor of New York City. The President of the Chamber of Commerce,

Alexander E. Orr, in introducing Judge Howland, said: "Gentlemen, our

next toast is 'Russia' and will be responded to by the Hon. Henry E.

Howland."]

MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--The pleasing duty is assigned me

of recognizing the largest and one of the famous powers of Europe,

accompanied by the suggestion that my time is limited. The situation is

like that of the clergyman who was sent for in great haste by a man who

was very ill, and thought the end was approaching. He said to the

minister, when he arrived: "I have been a great sinner, I am pretty

sick, and I am afraid my time is short, and I want you to pray with me.

You must be brief but fervent." [Laughter.]

Most of us who sit at this table, judging from the opportunities I have

had of hearing them discourse, fulfil the requirement of Mr. Disraeli's

great traveller in that they have seen more than they have remembered

and remembered more than they have seen. [Laughter.] But I doubt if in

all their experiences they ever sat in a more genial and attractive

company than this. We have here in this year of peace the chosen

representatives of ten nations, with all the romance of the sea, the

splendid histories and traditions of their countries, and their own

personal distinction and fame to make them welcome and interesting.

Already have you conquered the land, and from the time you effected a

lodgment at Fortress Monroe until you are hull down on the horizon, on

your homeward voyages, your progress will prove to have been a

triumphant march into the hearts and homes of the people. [Applause.]

You have stores of wisdom and most agreeable experiences to accumulate.

Judging from press reports you may have thought you met a fair type of

the girls of America at Hampton Roads. [Laughter.] Wait till the

wonderful resources of this country in this its richest and unparalleled

product are spread before you. [Laughter.] Then you will not wonder at

the mysterious power of Helen of Troy, who set nations by the ears, or

the fascination of the Queen of the Nile, who made heroes forget their

duty and their homes. If you should take any for themselves, alone, we

should commend your choice, and though parting with them reluctantly,

should wish you God-speed. But if their money should be your object we

are just now objecting to the exportation of gold and trying to maintain

our reserves. [Laughter.]

Whatever your nationality, you will find a large and prosperous

contingent of it in this city, the majority of whose municipal officers,

however, belong to that race which looks to Mr. Gladstone as its

saviour, and believes that when an Irishman dies it's because there is

an angel short. [Great laughter.] You will find here a wonderful power

of brag which develops as you seek the setting sun. Some inquiring

spirits will be moved to ask you what you think of this country, and, if

you visit the World's Fair some adventurous person may ask your opinion

of Chicago. It is needless to say that a favorable opinion cannot be too

highly colored, and if tinted with vermilion, will conduce to the

pleasure of your stay. [Laughter.] You will have little opportunity to

admire the wonders of our natural scenery save at Niagara. You will be

able to appreciate the reply of an American Naval officer to an English

friend in Italy when each had been maintaining the superiority of his

own country. Finally the grand spectacle of Mount Vesuvius in eruption,

throwing its brilliant rays across the Bay of Naples, burst upon their

astonished gaze.

"Now, look at that," said the Englishman. "You haven't got anything in

America that comes anywhere near that."

"No," replied the Yankee, "we haven't got Vesuvius, but we have got a

waterfall that could put that thing out in less than five minutes."

[Laughter.]

At Chicago your professional instinct will lead you to admire the

magnificent turreted battleship which, in consequence of a convention

with England that neither shall maintain a fleet upon the Great Lakes,

is built upon piles, and of such substantial material that there are

fears it cannot withstand the atmospheric concussion from the fire of

the big Krupp gun. But I need not rehearse the experiences to come. You

would weary in their telling. We shall keep you as long as possible and

be loath to part with you. And if we have our way, your experience will

be like that of the old lady, who was travelling on the underground

railroad in London. Just as they were approaching a station, she said to

a gentleman, in the compartment with her: "Will you assist me to alight

at this station, sir? I am, as you see, rather stout, and I have a

physical infirmity which makes it necessary for me to step out

backwards, and every time I try to get out the guard bundles me back

into the car, shouts 'All aboard,' shuts the door, and I have gone

around this line three times already." [Great laughter.]

At this gate of the continent we begin the pageant of the Columbian

Exposition. By the cruel irony of fate the promoters and sponsor of this

great display cannot have any hand in the Fair. The Spaniards have a

proverb that you can't at the same time ring the bell and be in the

procession [laughter]; and although you can make Chicago a seaport by

Act of Congress, you cannot get a fleet of six thousand ton ironclads

over 1,000 miles of land, even on the Chicago Limited, or the Empire

Express. [Laughter.] And so we New Yorkers appropriate this as our

private, peculiar, particular Exhibition; as Touchstone says, "A poor

thing, sir, but our own."

It is not given to many men in their experience to see such a sight as

is now spread before us on the waters of the harbor of New York. The

might and majesty of the great nations of the earth are here represented

in their fleets which typify the country afloat, as the valor, the

ability and the distinction of their officers represent that of their

peoples. Former antagonists here float side by side; peace broods over

the armored sides of battleships and the feverish lips of their guns

speak only salutes of friendship and courtesy. It is a pity that it is

not always so.

Among the flags that float from the mastheads of the fleet in yonder

harbor there is one--the blue St. Andrew's Cross--that represents an

empire of over 8,000,000 square miles, of more diversified races than

any other in Europe; that reaches from the Baltic to the Pacific--from

the Arctic to the Black Sea; that receives the allegiance of 103,000,000

of people, and from its great white throne on the shores of the Gulf of

Finland directs the destinies of its subjects and shapes the policy of

Europe. [Applause.]

That flag is not unfamiliar in these waters. In the battle summer of

1863--thirty years ago--while we were engaged in a life-and-death

struggle for national existence and the preservation of the Union, it

floated over the fleet of Admiral Lissoffski in this harbor--a signal of

friendship, encouragement and protection against foreign interference,

pending the settlement of the issues of our Civil War. No diplomatic

declaration was made, no threat was uttered, no sign was given; we only

knew the flag was there, and if it meant anything, that the power of one

of the mightiest nations of Europe was behind it. We now know from what

it saved us:--

"When darkness hid the starry skies,

In war's long winter night,

One ray still cheered our straining eyes,

The far-off Northern Light."

No American who loves his country can forget that incident in our hour

of agony, nor the friendly significance of that flag. It was an American

captain who used the expression which has become historic, when he went

to the relief of his English brother-in-arms at the storming of the

Pei-Ho forts, that "blood is thicker than water," and while it courses

in the veins of a loyal American, he will remember with grateful

appreciation the sympathy and the moral support, more powerful than

armed battalions or cruisers, of Alexander II, who, like our Lincoln,

freed his serfs, and like him, while serving his people, fell by the

hand of an assassin.

Gentlemen, who serve His Imperial Majesty the Czar, we salute you and

your flag under whatever skies or on whatever sea it floats. We remind

you that we are not ungrateful. The best we have is yours; the Nation

presents arms as you pass in review, and as our borders approach each

other in the frozen zone so when we meet you here:--

"Though our hearts were dry as the shell on the sand,

They would fill like the goblet I hold in my hand."

"Bleak are our shores in the blast of December,

Fettered and chill is the rivulet's flow,

Throbbing and warm are the hearts that remember

Who was our friend when the world was our foe.

"Fires of the North, in eternal communion

Blend your broad flashes with evening's bright star,

God bless the Empire that loves our great Union!

Strength to her people! Long life to the Czar!"

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