To our emancipated way of thinking there was something curiously

mediaeval in the careful chaperonage to which the lovely and graceful

Majorcan girls were subjected. And the scrupulous separation of the

sexes seemed to argue distrust, of the maidens as well as of the

men.

Matrimony is a popular institution in Majorca, and when a damsel has

reached a marriageable age an eligible suitor is rarely awanting. It

is when that suitor has cast the glad eye upon the lady of his

choice that matters would appear to proceed after an unsatisfactory

and yet most conspicuous fashion.

Suppose Don Sebastian desires to pay court to a lady whom he has

seen taking her carefully chaperoned walks, he writes a letter

asking her permission to do so. If the reply is in the negative the

matter ends. If it is in the affirmative the Don puts on his cloak,

which is frequently picturesquely lined with scarlet, and hies

himself to the palace of his inamorata, but in place of boldly

knocking at the front door and being ushered into one of the

reception-rooms, he takes up his position beneath the balcony on

which she is most likely to take the air.

When the object of his desire appears--and you may be certain the

_duena_ is close at hand--the lady looks down, the lover gazes up,

and only those who have put the matter to the test can judge how

physically harassing it is to breathe impassioned nothings to

someone who is suspended above your head.

[Illustration: The Wooer]

At this stage the matter halts for a period that sometimes runs into

years--for in these restful latitudes even the course of true love

moves slowly. Then, permission having been asked and granted, Don

Sebastian may accompany the lady and her chaperon in their walks for

a period approaching six months. When this point is reached, the

parents of Don Sebastian, carrying a handsome present, which most

frequently takes the form of a ring, call on the guardians of the

lady, and, their consent to the prospective union having been

gained, the suitor is at length admitted to the house, and the

public cease to see his love-lorn figure beneath the balcony. Even

when matters have crawled to this advanced stage the visits of the

Don are merely ceremonious calls, paid strictly under the watchful

eyes of the _duena_. And I am told it is not until the night before

the wedding that he is favoured with an invitation to dine at the

home of his bride.

In order to impart the proper aspect of romance to this oft-played

balcony scene, the actors ought to be, and often are, young and

graceful. When they are otherwise it is only too easy to give a

ludicrous rendering of the drama.

During our early months at the Casa Tranquila we sometimes, in the

evenings, passed a tall house, from a balcony on whose third storey

a plump lady would be shouting down coy replies to the blandishments

of an elderly swain who had to stand out in the middle of the road

in order to see his sweetheart. After a time both balcony and street

were vacant; presumably the suitor had been admitted inside. Then a

_to-let_ bill appeared on the balcony. The little romance had

evidently ended happily, and the mature lovebirds had built a nest

elsewhere.

Our six months' experience of the Balearic Isles fostered the belief

that we had discovered the ideal winter climate. Perhaps we had

chanced upon an abnormally fine season, though I question that; but

certain it is that from the middle of October, when we entered the

bay and saw Palma looking celestial in the rosy light of dawn, until

the second week in January, the weather was perfect.

Spain is proverbially sunny. Against England's 1,400 and Italy's

2,300 annual hours of sunshine, Spain offers 3,000. With this grand

allowance of sunshine the Majorcan heat is temperate. Statistics

show that during the Balearic summer the thermometer rarely rises

above 90 deg. Fahr., while in winter it seldom falls below 40 deg.

Fahr. A gentleman who has passed his life in Palma told us that twice

only had he seen snow fall--once when he was twelve year old, and

again a few years ago.

Except for a sultry day or two in the end of October the atmosphere

was only pleasantly warm. Week succeeded week when the sea reflected

a sky of cloudless glowing azure, when the air was soft and yet

exhilarating, and we could both walk and bask with pleasure.

Rain never comes before it is welcome in Majorca. Sometimes the

welcome waits long before it is claimed.

When after an unbroken succession of days or weeks, or it may be

months, of unbroken fine weather, one is awakened by the sound of

rain falling in torrents on the tiled roofs, it is to rejoice with

the knowledge that the thirsty crops are already drinking in the

moisture, that the diminished store in the wells is being

replenished, that your oranges are swelling, and that your lemons

will soon lose the hardness of the nether millstone and become

available for lemonade.

There is no hesitation about Majorcan rain. It does not play at

being wet; it is simply drenching. And when rain comes, no man,

however distinguished the uniform he wears or elevated his position

(he may even be mounted on a panniered mule), hesitates to carry an

umbrella. _Consumeros_, carbineers, farm labourers, postmen, all

shelter under them. Nobody thinks it funny to meet a solemn

policeman carrying a sword, a revolver, _and_ an umbrella.

After the middle of January the weather changed. The temperature

fell, and for nearly a fortnight cold winds raged. Warm wraps were

brought out of the trunks where they had hitherto lain, and in the

evenings a wood fire became a much appreciated luxury.

It was curious to note how speedily even this only comparatively

cold weather made its malign influence felt on a people accustomed

to warmth and sunshine. Colds and coughs abounded. Most of our

Majorcan acquaintances appeared to suffer. As one lady said

resignedly, "It is the tribute we must pay to winter."

Even the Boy spent several days in bed with a cold, reading all the

French and Spanish novels he could beg or borrow, and comforting

himself with the reflection that had he been well the weather for

the first time during the winter would have made it impossible for

him to paint outside.

Yet, had three months of sunshine not made us critical, we would

never have grumbled at these few days of cold wind. Adopting

unconsciously the local opinion of the weather, I found myself

commiserating the Squire and his Lady, who had recently arrived from

England.

"What a pity you didn't come earlier than you did. There was no bad

weather till you came."

"But we've had _lovely_ weather!" the Lady said, opening wide eyes

of surprise. "Why, we've been out long walks every day. It isn't

really cold, and there's only been one shower, and that fell at

night."

Remembering our British standard I was dumb.

Though Majorca was free from fog, sometimes on an absolutely

windless morning a light mist would envelop Palma and the smoke from

the works in the Calle de la Fabrica would hang heavy in the still

air. Then the Boy would hasten to say that we might be in

Bradford--a town, by the way, that he knows only by repute. But with

the rising of even the faintest breeze the highest spires of the

Cathedral would appear out of the mist as though, through some

supernal agency, they were suspended in mid-air. Then gradually, as

if a veil were being slowly drawn aside, the city would again become

visible.

With early February our radiant weather returned, and heads were

shaken, for the young crops showed sign of wilting under the

long-continued drought. Over a period of fifteen days the churches

sent up special petitions for rain--petitions that must have been

echoed in the heart of every man that owned a "possession," or

farmed a patch of ground, or even rented a garden plot.

We were at Soller when for two days and two nights the rain fell

incessantly, soaking the parched soil and transforming the dry

_torrentes_ into raging rivers. Then it suddenly ceased, leaving us

with the glory of snow-tipped mountains seen against a glowing blue

sky.

Late in March and early in April rain again fell, delaying the

annual ceremony of the Swearing to the Flag, but making the

spindling corn fill out in a magical fashion and the beans that had

begun to shrivel and blacken become erect and juicy. When we left

Majorca on the last day of April all fears of the fate of the crops

had been removed; figs and vines were budding, almond-trees were

luxuriant in foliage, and the far-spreading meadows were covered

with grain that gave promise of a rich harvest.

We had thought vegetables and fruit so cheap that it astonished us

to hear the natives declare that _now_ prices would fall--that it

was through the past two successive dry summers that they had risen

so high!

Residents told us that for nine months out of the year the weather

in Palma might be relied upon to be delightful, but that during the

three hot months--which were July, August, and September--the moist,

damp heat was very relaxing. Then it is that the aristocracy,

temporarily vacating their sombre palaces in the narrow streets,

remove their entire establishment to one or other of their country

seats, while people of smaller social importance flock to their

villas at the Terreno, or Porto Pi, or Son Rapina, or even to modest

cottages at our little Son Espanolet.

To us there seemed something funny in the notion of people having

coast residences that were within a twopence-halfpenny car-drive of

their town homes. But it is undoubtedly pleasant to live in a land

where, by a change of locality entailing, at the most, a two hours'

drive, one can avoid any extreme of either heat or cold.

[Illustration: The National Sport]

XXIV

OF ODDS AND ENDS

In Majorca there are hotels to suit all purses. At Palma the Grand

Hotel is probably the best suited to tourists, especially if there

are ladies in the party; while those who would like to see a real

Majorcan _fonda_ of the better class and eat good native cooking

should go to Barnils' in the Calle del Conquistador.

The sum charged is invariably by the day, and varies according to

the pretensions of the establishment. In most hotels it includes

both wine and aerated waters. On arrival it is always well to

inquire what the rate will be and whether it includes the little

breakfast. If the traveller thinks the terms asked too high and says

frankly what he is prepared to pay, he is almost certain to be

accommodated at his own price.

Our experience of the country _fondas_ was that they were

infinitely superior to British inns of similar standing. The cooking

was far better and the prices much lower. If one knows a little

Spanish and can make a bargain, three pesetas a day is quite a usual

price for a country _fonda_. The best should not charge more than

four, and the catering is surprisingly good. In remote places beef

may be scarce, but fish are generally plentiful, the rye bread is

good, and the omelets are always excellent.

Here I might say that in every instance we found the beds admirably

appointed and comfortable. The Majorcan housewife takes special

pride in her daintily embroidered house-linen. Toilet arrangements

are apt to be primitive, and, except at the larger hotels, baths are

unknown. An india-rubber bath is easy to pack and will be found

invaluable. In obedience to Baedeker's advice to travellers in

Spain, we carried round a tin of insect-powder. But though the

Balearic Isles are in Spain in one respect, at least they are not of

it, for at the end of our wanderings the tin was still unopened.

In Palma there are several clubs, notably the _Circulo Mallorquin_,

the _Club Real de Regatas_, the _Veda_, and others, political,

military, and social, to which the desirable foreigner would find

little difficulty in being elected. The subscriptions, which are

collected monthly, would strike a London clubman as ridiculously

low. He would find his fellow-members both courteous and charming,

but disinclined to join in any exertion. And unless in very

exceptional instances their acquaintance would begin and end at the

club.

The Majorcan does not go in for sport, though there is a sports

club. He detests walking, and very infrequently plays tennis. The

entire group of islands does not boast a golf course. An English

resident who was trying to get up a golf club found the natives

apathetic; but the invasion of half a dozen good enthusiasts would

probably change this attitude. Many of the Palma men keep boats.

Yachting seems to be the only occupation they incline to; and it

would be hard to conceive of a more delightful pastime than cruising

about that picturesque coast.

Furnished houses are difficult to find, anywhere in Majorca. But in

Palma unfurnished flats can be had. We saw quite a nice one in a

good locality that was let at forty pesetas a month--a rent that

included all taxes. At the delightful suburbs of the Terreno and

Porto Pi, houses with exquisite views of the sea can be obtained.

But everywhere to the foreigner who does not speak Spanish terms are

said to rise.

Even in the capital town the wages of both male and female servants

are very low. For about twelve pounds a year I imagine one might

have the pick of ordinary female servants, the price paid men being

alike small. But it would be futile to expect to find the carefully

drilled attendance with which home usage has accustomed us.

To our more conservative minds, the attitude of the island servitors

towards their employers seems strangely familiar. And their dress is

apt to be informal. Once when I was paying an afternoon call in

Palma the man-servant entered the drawing-room to receive an order

sketchily attired in a pink undervest and trousers. And throughout

the visit his voice trilling roundelays in the adjacent pantry made

unusual accompaniment to our polite conversation. At the moment I

confess I was surprised, but that was during our very early days in

Majorca. A few months later I doubt if I would have noticed anything

odd in either occurrence.

The cost of living strikes any one accustomed to British

housekeeping as small--not perhaps because food is so very cheap,

for it is dearer in Palma than in the country towns and rural

districts, and much dearer than in Minorca and Iviza; but because

life is much simpler and less pretentious and conventional than in

England.

Certain imported commodities such as sugar are expensive,

consequently the sweets that with people of the same class at home

would be an everyday article of diet are reserved for special

occasions, particularly the frequently recurring feast days.

Residence in Majorca entails no exhausting social demands on either

the strength or the bank account. Even among themselves the

inhabitants but rarely entertain beyond the circle of their own

relatives. And their meetings with friends seem confined to the

theatre, the promenade, the bull-fights, or at one of the infrequent

entertainments given at the principal clubs.

The payment of fourpence secured a stall at the combination of

cinematograph and variety show that during our stay in Palma was the

fashionable form of amusement. And without further disbursement the

visitor who inclined that way was entitled to wait on through the

interval between the two houses and witness the whole performance

over again. For plays or for light opera the fees advanced a little,

though I doubt if they ever rose to the sum charged for the pit of a

London theatre.

The bull-fights patronized by Majorcan society are those given in

summer. We went to one held at Easter, and though society was absent

the people were there in numbers that filled two-thirds of the Plaza

de Toros, which seats five thousand. The action was mercifully

modified, for no horses were exposed to the attacks of the bulls. We

entered the place with our national prejudices strong upon us, and

left it with a conflict of mingled attraction and repulsion. When a

bull knocked down a clumsy _matador_ who had been making painful but

futile attempts to give him the fatal stroke, we lamented that the

bull failed to kill his torturer. Yet when another and more skilful

_matador_ by a single thrust mercifully vanquished his bull, we

shared something of the enthusiasm of the spectators, who threw hats

and cigars into the arena, and finally bursting in, carried the hero

of the moment shoulder-high round the ring.

It had certainly not been a fashionable function. From a

neighbouring box our Vigilante bowed graciously, and Bartolome, who

was of the Vigilante's party, beamed broadly upon us. When we left

the Plaza de Toros we encountered Maria, who was chaperoning two

tall daughters in mantillas. And as we walked back along the

ramparts we overtook Mrs. Mundo trotting homewards with her twin

girls, whose uncovered locks were tied up with ribbons till they

looked like a couple of nice little ponies on their way to a horse

show.

For certain temperaments Majorca has a curious magnetic attraction.

People who have first set foot upon its shores with comparative

indifference find themselves returning again and yet again; with

each visit becoming more under the thraldom of its charm. The Squire

and his Lady, who half a dozen years ago visited the island because

so many other Mediterranean resorts were already known to them, have

returned with increased anticipation of pleasure each successive

spring since. And during our stay in Palma we made the congenial

acquaintance of a Scots lady and gentleman who find the glamour of

these fair islands strong enough to induce them to make a yearly

pilgrimage thither from the North of Scotland.

Majorca is a delightful place to loaf in. I know no place where one

more keenly experiences the mere joy of being alive. In that ideal

temperature, under those cloudless skies, one at first feels content

to let the days drift past, taking no heed for the things of the

morrow. But the air has an amazingly rejuvenating effect. In a short

time years drop off--one loses superfluous weight and regains

colour. Exercise ceases to be exertion and becomes a keen delight.

Walks that formerly ranked as a day's excursion become merely a

pleasant stroll, to be undertaken between an early tea and a late

dinner.

[Illustration: Calle de la Portella, Palma]

In Palma something to interest or touch one was always happening.

Once--it was on the first day of February--we entered the usually

deserted Rambla to find a crowd composed chiefly of young men, all

of the same age, gathered in front of the barracks. The majority had

the sunburnt complexion of the rustic. A few were evidently of

higher social standing. Many girls and a few old peasants fringed

the crowd. It was the occasion of the annual drawing of lots for the

enrolment of the young men of the Palma district, who were to spend

their next three years in the army.

Some of the lads peered anxiously in at the closed gates of the

barracks; others concealed their concern and chatted gaily with

their friends. Military service in that land of sunshine is not

arduous. Recruits thus drawn by lot are never sent off their native

island, and to flirt with pretty maidservants on the Borne on a

Sunday afternoon--which to the casual observer appears to be the

leading labour of the Majorcan force--can hardly be termed hard

labour. So no doubt many of the rustics were already wondering if

they would not look better in shakos and crimson breeches than they

did in the blue cotton and goatskins of their shepherds' dress.

At length the gates were thrown open and sergeants called upon the

conscripts to enter. Many paused to wave farewells, and almost all

saluted or raised their hats as they advanced to put their fortunes

to the test. A few of the more smartly dressed strolled nonchalantly

in, smoking cigarettes, and we guessed that they, following the

native love of a gamble, had already paid a hundred crowns to the

insurance company that, in the event of their drawing an unlucky

number, would forfeit to the State the three hundred crowns that

would purchase their exemption from the three years of service.

A period of suspense dragged past. Then a sympathetic movement of

the crowd intimated the deliverance of the first two freed men, who,

as they left the gate, threw high in air the couple of breakfast

rolls that, with two reales, are presented to every man who has

drawn a lucky number. Others relieved and hilarious followed

quickly, but many pretty girls and old men waited in vain for the

return of the candidates that fate had decreed were to swell the

ranks of the standing army. The barracks had swallowed them up and

they were seen no more. Perhaps they also had rolls and reales;

perhaps they were elated at the prospect of town life; perhaps they

already looked back with longing to their almond-trees and

goatskins!

For the adventurous, Majorca has plenty of peaks to climb, coasts to

navigate, shrines to visit, caves to explore. The distances between

the known points of interest--and there are very many places still

unexploited--are so easy that a tourist with only a few days at his

disposal can visit the most noted parts.

The two brothers in whose interesting company we visited the Dragon

Caves had only five days to spend in Majorca. But even in so brief a

space of time they succeeded in seeing and in doing much. Their

method of mapping out their time was so admirable that I am tempted

to quote it.

On Monday night they crossed from Barcelona, arriving at Palma early

on Tuesday morning. Having breakfasted on the steamer, they caught

the early train for Manacor, where they lunched before driving to

the caves. After dining and sleeping at Manacor they took the train

on Wednesday morning to the railway terminus at La Puebla, and from

there drove to the old towns of Pollensa and Alcudia. That

accomplished, they journeyed by rail to Inca, where they passed the

night, returning on Thursday by the morning train to Palma, where

they spent the day visiting as many places of interest as possible.

On Friday they drove to Soller by way of Valldemosa, Miramar, and

Deya. Rising early on Saturday morning they drove to Fornalutx, and

starting from there, climbed the Puig Mayor, getting a superb view

from the summit. In the afternoon they drove back to Palma in time

to catch the mail boat to Barcelona. The weather had been perfect,

and they were able to carry out their well-planned expedition

without interruption.

For those who enjoy gentle exploration Palma makes an admirable

centre. A good pedestrian could encompass the island on foot, and a

journey more full of varied scenery or among pleasanter or more

unsophisticated folk could hardly be imagined. Those of less

energetic nature would find much of interest within very easy

walking distance.

It is almost impossible--in Palma at least--to hire mules, but

driving is comparatively cheap. Every few minutes tramcars run to

Porto Pi, where there is a good aquarium, with, when we saw it, a

splendid display of writhing octopi.

A mile beyond the car terminus is Cas Catala, where there is a

delightfully situated hotel. Just beyond the hotel are lovely walks

through the pine woods that border the sea, and pretty little bays,

in one of which--that a little way past the _carabineros'_ hut, I

think--I got some nice little shells and quite a lot of sponges that

had been washed up by the sea.

Genova, which is a very short walk inland from the car terminus at

Porto Pi, makes an attractive point for a little excursion. In a

garden off one of the by-ways is the entrance to a recently

discovered cave, which is the property of the landlord of the little

_taverna_--the Casa Morena--who discovered it when he was digging a

well. The cave, though small in extent, resembles the Dragon Caves

in miniature, and has beautiful stalactites and stalagmites which

are both fine in form and quite unblackened by smoke.

The village church, which until lately was a favourite place of

pilgrimage, has many fine altar-pieces and other paintings, and it

has the rare quality of being so well-lighted that visitors are able

to admire their beauties.

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