I was admiring Cripstock's barometer.

"Take it," he said.

"My dear Cripstock!" I exclaimed, as I pulled it from the wall.

"My dear fellow!" he replied, in tones more of gratitude than of

generosity.

I have fastened it in my hall at the regulation distance from the

hat-rack and between the assegais. It will be nice company for the

dinner-gong, which it faces. I purposely did not place them side by

side, for fear of any error in tapping.

These delicate contrivances do not readily settle down in a new

home, and for a week I ignored the barometer. This may have seemed

unfriendly to a newcomer, yet surely it was kind not to observe any

faults it might display during its novitiate. When on the Saturday

morning I scrutinised it for the first time I saw it pointed to

"Stormy." I hastened over breakfast in order to get into the garden in

time to fix up the starboard fence. After working feverishly for three

hours, glancing at the sky at frequent intervals, I heard the "All

clear" signalled from a back window, the needle having swung round to

"Set Fair."

There it remained for several days, a marvel of accuracy. My poor

umbrella began to wear a look of neglect, but my walking-stick was

jubilant. "Set Fair" it was again on the Friday, and again I set out

with my happy malacca.

On my return wet through I had another proof of the excellence of my

faithful aneroid. Its needle pointed imperatively to "Change." This,

in fact, I had already decided to do, but to a less careful man the

instruction must have been of inestimable advantage.

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