THE MODEST CHORUS MAN.

Owners of Bass and Tenor Voices are Regarded As Necessary Evils by the

Producers of Musical Comedies.

We hear much of the chorus girl, but very little of the chorus man, who

is no doubt considered by the manager a necessary evil, inasmuch as

girls are not endowed, outside of dime museums at least, with bass and

tenor voices. I know one of the four chorus men who made an oasis of

deep tones in the blossoming garden of Weber & Fields’s girls, but he

soon was promoted from the ranks to a principal part and is now reaping

profits as a writer of comic songs.

He went into the business because he wanted to go on the stage, and

found this the easiest door to it. Why do other chorus men take up the

thing, I asked myself, and to find out, I proceeded to get acquainted

with two young fellows in the George M. Cohan company, where chorus work

is a very important feature of the proceedings.

“Why did you take up this line?” I asked outright of one fellow, a

big-boned chap who was formerly a cigarmaker in Chicago.

“Because I wanted to see the world,” he replied. “That’s the reason I

prefer one-night stands to long runs.”

“But you must run up against some hard ones in the way of dressing-rooms

among the small towns of the country,” I reminded him. And then I told

of some “Florodora” girls I had heard about who were each assigned a

chair on which to make their half-dozen or more changes of costume.

“Oh, exclaimed the former cigar-man, that’s nothing. I’ve had to dress

on the turn of a stairs, where the bend made an extra wide step.”

“How easy is it for a man to get into the chorus?” was my next query.

“If he has a good second bass or high tenor voice, it’s a cinch.”

I then discovered that physique counts more than it used to, not good

looks, for make-up will cover freckles or sallow skin, but a fellow must

be well-built, and know how to hold himself.

The other chap, also from Chicago, used to be in the electric business,

but with his brother he happened to belong to a lodge of the Order of

the Maccabees. They could both sing and dance, and at an entertainment

of the lodge did so in public. This put the stage bee in the head of the

younger, and through cheek and shameless recitations of utterly

fictitious engagements he had already filled, he procured a chance to do

_Pish-Tush_ in a “Mikado” company that stranded after two performances.

Prevarication, in fact, seems to be the order of the day in the

theatrical business, so that I cannot for the life of me make out why

one member of the profession should ever believe what the other says,

knowing the rule of the road, as it were, and what he would say himself

under similar circumstances.

This Earl Stanley (the grandiloquent stage name my second chorus friend

chose for himself) knew nothing about making-up and learned it by deftly

following the motions of the man he was assigned to dress with, who

actually remarked on the newcomer’s aptness in the art.

“You two fellows,” I observed, “were lucky to get an all-summer

engagement with ‘The Governor’s Son’ on the roof, after ‘George

Washington, Jr.,’ closed. All the chorus men were not held over, by a

long shot.”

“All the good ball players were,” replied Lisle, and then it came out

that Cohan is a baseball fiend, and to play good ball, all other things

being equal, assists a man in getting a job in his companies, each of

which sports its nine.

Oh, as to a chorus man’s pay, it ranges from eighteen to thirty dollars

a week, all costumes being furnished by the management.

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