“Speaking about dogs,” said Representative Beidler, of Ohio, “I suppose
I have the most intelligent fox-terrier in the country, and he’s only a
puppy yet.
“The other day he spilled his milk, and I cuffed his ears and chucked
him out of the window. Next day he spilled his milk again, and I cuffed
his ears again and chucked him out of the window. The next day, after he
had spilled his milk again, he cuffed his ears and went and jumped out
the window.”—_New York World._