AN UNLIMITED EXPRESS.

“Trains in the South travel awfully slow,” said Robert Hathaway, of

Atlanta, at the Plankinton House, “but it’s a base libel to say that

conductors will stop trains to accommodate passengers who wish to pick

flowers by the wayside.

“I was riding on a Central Georgia train about forty miles out in

Campbell County, when the train came to a standstill. I could tell the

train had stopped because I was looking out of the window at the time.

“When the conductor came through I asked the cause of the stop, and

found it was a cow on the track. We started up, and had rumbled along

several miles when it came to another stop.

“‘What’s the matter now,’ I called to the conductor, out of the window,

‘another cow?’

“‘Naw,’ he said disgustedly, ‘same cow.’”—_Milwaukee Sentinel._

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