“Good morning, mister,” said the pedler, reining in his mare; “if you

come from Kimballton or that neighbourhood maybe you can tell me the

real facts about the affair of old Mr. Higginbotham. Was the old fellow

actually murdered two or three nights ago by an Irishman and a nigger?”

Dominicus had spoken in too great a hurry to observe at first that the

stranger himself had a deep tinge of negro blood. On hearing this sudden

question the Ethiopian appeared to change his skin, its yellow hue

becoming a ghastly white, while shaking and stammering he thus replied—

“No! no! There was no coloured man! It was an Irishman that hanged him

last night at eight o’clock. I came away at seven! His folks can’t have

looked for him in the orchard yet.”

Scarcely had the yellow man spoken when he interrupted himself, and

though he seemed weary enough before, continued his journey at a pace

which would have kept the pedler’s mare on a sharp trot. Dominicus

stared after him in great perplexity. If the murder had not been

committed till Tuesday night, who was the prophet that had foretold it,

in all its circumstances, on Tuesday morning? If Mr. Higginbotham’s

corpse were not yet discovered by his own family, how came the mulatto,

at above thirty miles distance, to know that he was hanging in the

orchard, especially as he had left Kimballton before the unfortunate man

was hanged at all? These ambiguous circumstances, with the stranger’s

surprise and terror, made Dominicus think of raising a hue and cry after

him, as an accomplice in the murder, since a murder, it seemed, had

really been perpetrated.

“But let the poor devil go,” thought the pedler. “I don’t want his black

blood on my head; and hanging the nigger won’t unhang Mr. Higginbotham.

Unhang the old gentleman! It’s a sin, I know; but I should hate to have

him come to life a second time, and give me the lie!”

With these meditations Dominicus Pike drove into the street of Parker’s

Falls, which, as everybody knows, is as thriving a village as three

cotton factories and a slitting-mill can make it. The machinery was not

in motion, and but a few of the shop doors unbarred, when he alighted in

the stable-yard of the tavern, and made it his first business to order

the mare four quarts of oats. His second duty, of course, was to impart

Mr. Higginbotham’s catastrophe to the ostler. He deemed it advisable,

however, not to be too positive as to the date of the direful fact, and

also to be uncertain whether it was perpetrated by an Irishman and a

mulatto, or by the son of Erin alone. Neither did he profess to relate

it on his own authority, or that of any other person; but mentioned it

as a report generally diffused.

The story ran through the town like fire among girdled trees, and became

so much the universal talk that nobody could tell whence it originated.

Mr. Higginbotham was as well known at Parker’s Falls as any citizen of

the place, being part-owner of the slitting-mill, and a considerable

stockholder in the cotton factories. The inhabitants felt their own

prosperity interested in his fate. Such was the excitement that the

_Parker’s Falls Gazette_ anticipated its regular day of publication, and

came out with half a form of blank paper and a column of double pica

emphasised with capitals, and headed HORRID MURDER OF MR. HIGGINBOTHAM!

Among other dreadful details, the printed account described the mark of

the cord round the dead man’s neck, and stated the number of thousand

dollars of which he had been robbed. There was much pathos also about

the affliction of his niece, who had gone from one fainting fit to

another, ever since her uncle was found hanging on the St. Michael’s

pear-tree with his pockets inside out. The village poet likewise

commemorated the young lady’s grief in seventeen stanzas of a ballad.

The select-men held a meeting, and in consideration of Mr.

Higginbotham’s claims on the town, determined to issue handbills

offering a reward of five hundred dollars for the apprehension of his

murderers and the recovery of the stolen property.

Meanwhile the whole population of Parker’s Falls, consisting of

shopkeepers, mistresses of boarding-houses, factory girls, mill-men and

school-boys, rushed into the street, and kept up such a terrible

loquacity as more than compensated for the silence of the cotton

machines, which refrained from their usual din out of respect to the

deceased. Had Mr. Higginbotham cared about posthumous renown, his

untimely ghost would have exulted in this tumult. Our friend Dominicus,

in his vanity of heart, forgot his intended precautions, and, mounting

on the town pump, announced himself as the bearer of the authentic

intelligence which had caused so wonderful a sensation. He immediately

became the great man of the moment, and had just began a new edition of

the narrative with a voice like a field-preacher when the mail stage

drove into the village street. It had travelled all night, and must have

shifted horses at Kimballton at three in the morning.

“Now we shall hear all the particulars,” shouted the crowd.

The coach rumbled up to the piazza of the tavern, followed by a thousand

people; for if any man had been minding his own business till then, he

now left it at sixes and sevens to hear the news. The pedler, foremost

in the race, discovered two passengers, both of whom had been startled

from a comfortable nap to find themselves in the centre of a mob. Every

man assailed them with separate questions all propounded at once. The

couple were struck speechless, though one was a lawyer and the other a

young lady.

“Mr. Higginbotham! Mr. Higginbotham! Tell us the particulars about old

Mr. Higginbotham!” bawled the mob. “What is the coroner’s verdict? Are

the murderers apprehended? Is Mr. Higginbotham’s niece come out of her

fainting fits? Mr. Higginbotham! Mr. Higginbotham!”

The coachman said not a word, except to swear awfully at the ostler for

not bringing him a fresh team of horses. The lawyer inside had generally

his wits about him even when asleep; the first thing he did, after

learning the cause of the excitement, was to produce a large red

pocket-book. Meanwhile, Dominicus Pike, being an extremely polite young

man, and also suspecting that a female tongue would tell the story as

glibly as a lawyer’s, had handed the lady out of the coach. She was a

fine, smart girl, now wide awake and bright as a button, and had such a

sweet, pretty mouth, that Dominicus would almost as lieves have heard a

love-tale from it as a tale of murder.

“Gentlemen and ladies,” said the lawyer to the shopkeepers, the

mill-men, and the factory girls, “I can assure you that some

unaccountable mistake, or more probably, a wilful falsehood, maliciously

contrived to injure Mr. Higginbotham’s credit, has excited this singular

uproar. We passed through Kimballton at three o’clock this morning, and

most certainly should have been informed of the murder, had any been

perpetrated. But I have proof nearly as strong as Mr. Higginbotham’s own

oral testimony in the negative. Here is a note relating to a suit of his

in the Connecticut courts, which was delivered me from that gentleman

himself. I find it dated at ten o’clock last evening.”

So saying the lawyer exhibited the date and signature of the note, which

irrefragably proved, either that this perverse Mr. Higginbotham was

alive when he wrote it, or—as some deemed the more probable case of two

doubtful ones—that he was so absorbed in worldly business as to continue

to transact it even after his death. But unexpected evidence was

forthcoming. The young lady, after listening to the pedler’s

explanations, merely seized a moment to smooth her gown and put her

curls in order, and then appeared at the tavern door, making a modest

signal to be heard.

“Good people,” said she, “I am Mr. Higginbotham’s niece.”

[Illustration: “I AM MR. HIGGINBOTHAM’S NIECE.”]

A wondering murmur passed through the crowd on beholding her so rosy and

bright, the same unhappy niece whom they had supposed, on the authority

of the _Parker’s Falls Gazette_, to be lying at death’s door in a

fainting fit. But some shrewd fellow had doubted all along whether a

young lady would be quite so desperate at the hanging of a rich old

uncle.

“You see,” continued Miss Higginbotham, with a smile, “that this strange

story is quite unfounded, as to myself; and I believe I may affirm it to

be equally so in regard to my dear uncle Higginbotham. He has the

kindness to give me a home in his house, though I contribute to my

support by teaching a school. I left Kimballton this morning to spend

the vacation of commencement week with a friend, about five miles from

Parker’s Falls. My generous uncle, when he heard me on the stairs,

called me to his bedside, and gave me two dollars and fifty cents to pay

my stage fare, and another dollar for my extra expenses. He then laid

his pocket-book under his pillow, shook hands with me, and advised me to

take some biscuit in my bag, instead of breakfasting on the road. I feel

confident, therefore, that I left my beloved relative alive, and trust

that I shall find him so on my return.”

The young lady curtsied at the close of her speech, which was so

sensible, and well-worded, and delivered with such grace and propriety,

that everybody thought her fit to be Preceptress of the best Academy in

the State. But a stranger would have supposed that Mr. Higginbotham was

an object of abhorrence at Parker’s Falls, and that a thanksgiving had

been proclaimed for his murder, so excessive was the wrath of the

inhabitants on learning their mistake. The mill-men resolved to bestow

public honours on Dominicus Pike, only hesitating whether to tar and

feather him, ride him on a rail, or refresh him with an ablution at the

town pump, on the top of which he had declared himself the bearer of the

news. The select-men, by the advice of the lawyer, spoke of prosecuting

him for a misdemeanour in circulating unfounded reports, to the great

disturbance of the peace of the commonwealth. Nothing saved Dominicus

either from mob law or a court of justice but an eloquent appeal made by

the young lady in his behalf. Addressing a few words of heartfelt

gratitude to his benefactress, he mounted the green cart and drove out

of town under a discharge of artillery from the school-boys, who found

plenty of ammunition in the neighbouring clay-pits and mud-holes. As he

turned his head, to exchange a farewell glance with Mr. Higginbotham’s

niece, a ball, of the consistence of hasty-pudding, hit him slap in the

mouth, giving him a most grim aspect. His whole person was so

bespattered with the like filthy missiles that he had almost a mind to

ride back and supplicate for the threatened ablution at the town pump,

for, though not meant in kindness, it would have been a deed of charity.

However, the sun shone bright on poor Dominicus, and the mud, an emblem

of all stains of undeserved opprobrium, was easily brushed off when dry.

Being a funny rogue, his heart soon cheered up; nor could he refrain

from a hearty laugh at the uproar which his story excited. The handbills

of the select-men would cause the commitment of all the vagabonds in the

State. The paragraph in the _Parker’s Falls Gazette_ would be reprinted

from Maine to Florida, and perhaps form an item in the London

newspapers; and many a miser would tremble for his money-bag and life,

on learning the catastrophe of Mr. Higginbotham. The pedler meditated

with much fervour on the charms of the young school-mistress, and swore

that Daniel Webster never spoke nor looked so like an angel as Miss

Higginbotham, while defending him from the wrathful populace at Parker’s

Falls.

Dominicus was now on the Kimballton turnpike, having all along

determined to visit that place, though business had drawn him out of the

most direct road from Morristown. As he approached the scene of the

supposed murder, he continued to revolve the circumstances in his mind,

and was astonished at the aspect which the whole case assumed. Had

nothing occurred to corroborate the story of the first traveller it

might have been considered as a hoax; but the yellow man was evidently

acquainted either with the report or the fact; and there was a mystery

in his dismayed and guilty look on being abruptly questioned. When to

this singular combination of incidents it was added that the rumour

tallied with Mr. Higginbotham’s character and habits of life; and that

he had an orchard, and a St. Michael’s pear-tree, near which he always

passed at nightfalls, the circumstantial evidence appeared so strong

that Dominicus doubted whether the autograph produced by the lawyer, or

even the niece’s direct testimony, ought to be equivalent. Making

cautious inquiry along the road, the pedler further learned that Mr.

Higginbotham had in his service an Irishman of doubtful character, whom

he had hired without a recommendation, on the score of economy.

“May I be hanged myself,” exclaimed Dominicus Pike aloud, on reaching

the top of a lonely hill, “if I believe old Higginbotham is unhanged,

till I see him with my own eyes, and hear it from his own mouth! And as

he’s a real shaver, I’ll have the minister or some other responsible man

for an endorser.”

It was growing dusk when he reached the toll-house on Kimballton

turnpike, about a quarter of a mile from the village of this name. His

little mare was fast bringing him up with a man on horseback, who

trotted through the gate a few rods in advance of him, nodded to the

toll-gatherer, and kept on towards the village. Dominicus was acquainted

with the toll-man, and while making change, the usual remarks on the

weather passed between them.

“I suppose,” said the pedler, throwing back his whip-lash to bring it

down like a feather on the mare’s flank, “you have not seen anything of

old Mr. Higginbotham within a day or two?”

“Yes,” answered the toll-gatherer; “he passed the gate just before you

drove up, and yonder he rides now, if you can see him through the dusk.

He’s been to Woodfield this afternoon, attending a sheriff’s sale there.

The old man generally shakes hands and has a little chat with me; but

to-night he nodded, as if to say, ‘Charge my toll,’ and jogged on, for

wherever he goes, he must always be at home by eight o’clock.”

“So they tell me,” said Dominicus.

“I never saw a man look so yellow and thin as the squire does,”

continued the toll-gatherer. “Says I to myself to-night, he’s more like

a ghost or an old mummy than good flesh and blood.”

The pedler strained his eyes through the twilight, and could just

discern the horseman now far ahead on the village road. He seemed to

recognise the rear of Mr. Higginbotham; and through the evening shadows,

and amid the dust from the horse’s feet, the figure appeared dim and

unsubstantial, as if the shape of the mysterious old man were faintly

moulded of darkness and grey light. Dominicus shivered.

“Mr. Higginbotham has come back from the other world, by way of

Kimballton turnpike,” thought he.

He shook the reins and rode forward, keeping about the same distance in

the rear of the grey old shadow, till the latter was concealed by a bend

of the road. On reaching this point the pedler no longer saw the man on

horseback, but found himself at the head of the village street, not far

from a number of stores and two taverns, clustered around the

meeting-house steeple. On his left was a stone wall and a gate, the

boundary of a wood-lot, beyond which lay an orchard; further still, a

mowing-field, and, last of all, a house. These were the premises of Mr.

Higginbotham, whose dwelling stood beside the old highway, but had been

left in the background by the Kimballton turnpike, and Dominicus knew

the place; and the little mare stopped short by instinct, for he was not

conscious of tightening the reins.

“For the soul of me I cannot get by this gate,” said he, trembling. “I

never shall be my own man again till I see whether Mr. Higginbotham is

hanging on the St. Michael pear-tree!”

He leaped from the cart, gave the reins a turn round the gate-post, and

ran along the green path of the wood-lot as if Old Nick were chasing

behind. Just then the village clock tolled eight, and as each deep

stroke fell, Dominicus gave a fresh bound and flew faster than before,

till, dim in the solitary centre of the orchard, he saw the fated

pear-tree. One great branch stretched from the old contorted trunk

across the path and threw the darkest shadow on that one spot. But

something seemed to struggle beneath the branch!

[Illustration: “HE RUSHED FORWARD, PROSTRATED A STURDY IRISHMAN WITH THE

BUTT END OF HIS WHIP.”]

The pedler had never pretended to more courage than befits a man of

peaceable occupation, nor could he account for his valour on this awful

emergency. Certain it is, however, that he rushed forward, prostrated a

sturdy Irishman with the butt end of his whip, and found—not indeed

hanging on the St. Michael’s pear-tree, but trembling beneath it, with a

halter round his neck—the old, identical Mr. Higginbotham.

“Mr. Higginbotham,” said Dominicus tremulously, “you’re an honest man,

and I’ll take your word for it. Have you been hanged or not?”

If the riddle be not already guessed, a few words will explain the

simple machinery by which this coming event was made to cast its shadow

before. Three men had plotted the robbery and murder of Mr.

Higginbotham; two of them successively lost courage and fled, each

delaying the crime one night by their disappearance; the third was in

the act of perpetration when a champion, blindly obeying the call of

fate, like the heroes of old romance, appeared in the person of

Dominicus Pike.

It only remains to say that Mr. Higginbotham took the pedler into high

favour, sanctioned his addresses to the pretty school-mistress, and

settled his whole property on their children, allowing themselves the

interest. In due time the old gentleman capped the climax of his favours

by dying a Christian death, in bed, since which melancholy event

Dominicus Pike has removed from Kimballton and established a large

tobacco factory in my native village.

_Nathaniel Hawthorne._

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_GOING TO CALIFORNIA._

“DEAR me!” exclaimed Mrs. Partington sorrowfully, “how much a man will

bear, and how far he will go, to get the soddered dross, as Parson

Martin called it when he refused the beggar a sixpence, for fear it

might lead him into extravagance! Everybody is going to California and

Chagrin arter gold. Cousin Jones and the three Smiths have gone; and Mr.

Chip, the carpenter, has left his wife and seven children, and a blessed

old mother-in-law, to seek his fortin, too. This is the strangest yet,

and I don’t see how he could have done it; it looks so ongrateful to

treat Heaven’s blessings so lightly. But there we are told that the love

of money is the root of all evil, and how true it is! for they are now

rooting arter it, like pigs arter ground-nuts. Why, it is a perfect

money mania among everybody!”

[Illustration: “AS SHE PENSIVELY WATCHED A SMALL MUG OF CIDER.”]

And she shook her head doubtingly, as she pensively watched a small mug

of cider, with an apple in it, simmering by the winter fire. She was

somewhat fond of drink made in this way.

_Benjamin Penhallon Shillaber_

(“_Mrs. Partington_”).

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“_ROUGHING IT._”

ANOTHER night of alternate tranquillity and turmoil. But morning came

by-and-by. It was another glad awakening to fresh breezes, vast expanses

of level greensward, bright sunlight, an impressive solitude utterly

without visible human beings or human habitations, and an atmosphere of

such amazing magnifying properties that trees that seemed close at hand

were more than three miles away. We resumed undress uniform, climbed

a-top of the flying coach, dangled our legs over the side, shouted

occasionally at our frantic mules, merely to see them lay their ears

back and scamper faster, tied our hats on to keep our hair from blowing

away, and levelled an outlook over the world-wide carpet about us for

things new and strange to gaze at. Even at this day it thrills me

through and through to think of the life, the gladness and the wild

sense of freedom, that used to make the blood dance in my veins on those

fine overland mornings!

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