WOODEN ARRANGEMENT, NO. 4.

THE LEAD OF THE PENULTIMATE AND ITS CONGENERS.—Playing Whist some five

and twenty years ago with Cam for my partner, he led the trey of a

suit in which I held king, queen and another, I won with the queen,

and on the return of the king, which was taken by the fourth hand, Cam

played the deuce. From subsequent enquiry I found it was a lead of his

own, to inform the table he had three remaining, and no honour in his

own suit; I had never seen the device before; I did not think highly

of it when I did see it, and am of the same opinion still; however,

in 1865 it appeared in “What to Lead,” and was strenuously objected

to, by Mogul among others; but it is only due to the memory of my old

friend,—in his day an authority second to none—to state, that though

tenacious of his proposition, I never knew him suggest for one moment,

that it was an extension of any known, or unknown, principle.

The credit of discovering a brand-new principle, and that the

penultimate lead is a legitimate extension of that discovery is, as

far as I am aware, entirely due to Cavendish’s unassisted ingenuity;

and here we learn incidentally what, in his view, a principle is;

for, after he had concluded to his own satisfaction, that from suits

containing a sequence that does not head the suit, the lowest card

of the sequence should be led—although Clay denied this flatly,

and objected to the lead in toto—he straightway elevated it into a

principle.

How the penultimate lead is an extension of it, I have no idea; he

appears to have evolved both the principle and the extension from his

own internal consciousness. Anti-Cavendish puts this with such force

and perspicuity in the Westminster Papers, February, 1873, that the

whole article is well worth reading, and in these convention ridden

days is quite refreshing. I make an extract or two from his conclusion.

“The reasoning on which Cavendish grounds this invention is so faulty,

that one feels that in the pursuit of his hobby of ‘extension of

principle’ he loses his head altogether.” “It is a purely arbitrary

signal and might much more plausibly have been proposed as a means

of giving information without all the rigmarole about ‘extension of

principle,’ &c., &c., but then if so proposed, players would have

refused to adopt it; now, as disguised by Cavendish under a cloud of

words, too many will be ready to jump at it to save themselves the

trouble of thinking.” “No greater mistake can be made than to imagine

that it is desirable in every case to give information to your partner,

and players who are always endeavouring to do this, without reference

to the state of their hands, will surely in the long run suffer.

Whether to give or withhold information frequently tries the discretion

of the best players, and with weak hands the great necessity is to keep

your adversaries in ignorance, without deceiving your partner. Now if

this new signal were generally adopted, players would, as regards the

lead in question, be deprived of all discretion, and be compelled

either to give information to their adversaries, which might be used

against them with fatal effect, or else deceive their partners, whereas

the present lead, if it gives no information does not deceive your

partner. Another disadvantage is that in nearly all cases where either

adversary wins the second round, he will know whether or not he can

force his partner in that suit without risk of being overtrumped, but

if the original leader wins the second round his partner will rarely

get any positive information as to his strength until the third round.”

“These refinements of artifice are utterly opposed to the essence

of scientific Whist, viz., the necessity of rational deduction. To

substitute signals which convey information, without troubling the

brains, must tend to spoil the game.”

Objections have repeatedly been taken to these conventions on moral

grounds, but as long as the Church and Stage Guild and kindred

associations exist, there seems no reason why we should be troubled to

look after our own morality.

For my own part, although believing the principle to be extremely

doubtful and the extension far from clear, I am quite prepared to admit

that when you have a reasonable expectation of bringing in a five suit,

it is desirable that you should make your partner acquainted with the

exact length of it, but I am equally prepared to deny its expediency

when there is no chance of bringing it in; if such a suit must be

played, and you may be so unfortunately placed that it is unavoidable,

it would be much better to keep the length of it buried in your own

bosom.

Oddly enough when another writer, emulous of extending the master,

and seduced by the analogy that what was sauce for the goose must be

sauce for the gander, suggested that if it was imperative to lead

the lowest but one of five, it must be equally obligatory to lead

the lowest but two of six; (indeed so clear is this next link in the

chain, that it was the very first thought of myself and some half-dozen

other light-minded persons, the moment we heard of the principle;

but, by ill luck, the seed fell on barren ground, for so far were we

from realizing the importance of our discovery, and taking immediate

steps to protect the patent, that, sad to relate, _solvuntur tabulæ

risu_), we find Cavendish in _The Field_ for a time deprecating such

an eminently logical extension, till I wake up one Saturday morning

and read that the antepenultimate does not go far enough, and that

under pain of becoming fossils, we must all lead the lowest but three

of seven, but four of eight, and so on until we arrive at the lowest

but nine of thirteen, when further extension in that direction becomes

impracticable.

Fortunately this arrangement has been simplified, for the game would

have become even slower than it is, if whenever a player had a ten

suit, he had to repeat to himself, lowest but one of five, two of six,

three of seven, till he eventually arrived at lowest but six of ten,

and after much laborious whittling at the small end of nothing, the

ultimate outcome is, with any number of a suit from five to thirteen,

to lead the top but three.

Apropos of this same ultimate outcome, in the Westminster Papers for

January, 1875, there is a remarkable statement: “We have the opinion,

never published, of a personal friend, that while you ought to lead the

lowest card in four suits, you should lead _the third from the top_ in

five suits;” and this anonymous genius is still “unwept, unhonoured and

unsung.” Such is fame!

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