his intended enjoyed a delightful _tête-à-tête_ in the lady’s garden,
walking arm-in-arm, and talking, doubtless, of home-concerns and Elysian
prospects that awaited them. The pair would have formed a fit subject
for the pencil of a Hogarth,—about “to become one flesh,” and so
different in appearance. The lady, long-visaged and wrinkled,
stiff-backed and awkward, long as a maypole; the bridegroom, jolly-faced
like Bacchus, stumpy like an alder-tree, and round as a beer-barrel.
Ere Friday had beheld its meridian sunshine, two carriages, drawn up at
the door, the drivers with white favours and Limerick gloves, told the
attentive world that Dr Redbeak had made them one flesh. Shortly after
the ceremony, the happy couple drove away amid the cheering of an
immense crowd of neighbours, who had planted themselves round the door
to make observations on what was going on. Another coincidence worthy of
remark also occurred on this auspicious day. At the same hour, had the
fair widow Martha yielded up her lily-white hand to the whiskered,
ferocious-looking, but gallant Captain Thwackeray; and the carriages
containing the respective marriage-parties passed one another in the
street at a good round pace. The postilions, with their large flaunting
ribbon-knots, huzza’d in meeting, brandishing their whips in the air, as
if betokening individual victory. The captain looking out, saw Miss
Jenny, in maiden pride, sitting stately beside her chosen tobacconist;
and Daniel, glancing to the left, beheld Mrs Martha blushing by the side
of her moustachioed warrior. Both waved their hands in passing, and
pursued their destinies.—_Janus; or, the Edinburgh Literary Almanac._
THE HAUNTED SHIPS.
BY ALLAN CUNNINGHAM.
Though my mind’s not
Hoodwinked with rustic marvels, I do think
There are more things in the grove, the air, the flood,
Yea, and the charnelled earth, than what wise man,
Who walks so proud as if his form alone
Filled the wide temple of the universe,
Will let a frail mind say. I’d write i’ the creed
O’ the sagest head alive, that fearful forms,
Holy or reprobate, do page men’s heels;
That shapes, too horrid for our gaze, stand o’er
The murderer’s dust, and for revenge glare up,
Even till the stars weep fire for very pity.
CHAPTER I.
Along the sea of Solway—romantic on the Scottish side, with its
woodlands, its bays, its cliffs, and headlands; and interesting on the
English side, with its many beautiful towns with their shadows on the
water, rich pastures, safe harbours, and numerous ships—there still
linger many traditional stories of a maritime nature, most of them
connected with superstitions singularly wild and unusual. To the
curious, these tales afford a rich fund of entertainment, from the many
diversities of the same story; some dry and barren, and stripped of all
the embellishments of poetry; others dressed out in all the riches of a
superstitious belief and haunted imagination. In this they resemble the
inland traditions of the peasants; but many of the oral treasures of the
Galwegian or the Cumbrian coast have the stamp of the Dane and the
Norseman upon them, and claim but a remote or faint affinity with the
legitimate legends of Caledonia. Something like a rude prosaic outline
of several of the most noted of the northern ballads—the adventures and
depredations of the old ocean kings—still lend life to the evening tale;
and, among others, the story of the Haunted Ships is still popular among
the maritime peasantry.
One fine harvest evening I went on board the shallop of Richard Faulder,
of Allanbay, and committing ourselves to the waters, we allowed a gentle
wind from the east to waft us at its pleasure towards the Scottish
coast. We passed the sharp promontory of Siddick, and skirting the land
within a stone-cast, glided along the shore till we came within sight of
the ruined Abbey of Sweetheart. The green mountain of Criffell ascended
beside us; and the bleat of the flocks from its summit, together with
the winding of the evening horn of the reapers, came softened into
something like music over land and sea. We pushed our shallop into a
deep and wooded bay, and sat silently looking on the serene beauty of
the place. The moon glimmered in her rising through the tall shafts of
the pines of Caerlaverock; and the sky, with scarce a cloud, showered
down on wood, and headland, and bay, the twinkling beams of a thousand
stars, rendering every object visible. The tide, too, was coming with
that swift and silent swell observable when the wind is gentle; the
woody curves along the land were filling with the flood, till it touched
the green branches of the drooping trees; while in the centre current
the roll and the plunge of a thousand pellecks told to the experienced
fisherman that salmon were abundant.
As we looked, we saw an old man emerging from a path that winded to the
shore through a grove of doddered hazel; he carried a halve-net on his
back, while behind him came a girl bearing a small harpoon, with which
the fishers are remarkably dexterous in striking their prey. The senior
seated himself on a large gray stone, which overlooked the bay, laid
aside his bonnet, and submitted his bosom and neck to the refreshing sea
breeze; and taking his harpoon from his attendant, sat with the gravity
and composure of a spirit of the flood, with his ministering nymph
behind him. We pushed our shallop to the shore, and soon stood at their
side.
“This is old Mark Macmoran, the mariner, with his granddaughter
Barbara,” said Richard Faulder, in a whisper that had something of fear
in it; “he knows every creek, and cavern, and quicksand in Solway,—has
seen the Spectre Hound that haunts the Isle of Man; has heard him bark,
and at every bark has seen a ship sink; and he has seen, too, the
Haunted Ships in full sail; and, if all tales be true, has sailed in
them himself;—he’s an awful person.”
Though I perceived in the communication of my friend something of the
superstition of the sailor, I could not help thinking that common rumour
had made a happy choice in singling out old Mark to maintain her
intercourse with the invisible world. His hair, which seemed to have
refused all acquaintance with the comb, hung matted upon his shoulders;
a kind of mantle, or rather blanket, pinned with a wooden skewer round
his neck, fell mid-leg down, concealing all his nether garments as far
as a pair of hose, darned with yarn of all conceivable colours, and a
pair of shoes, patched and repaired till nothing of the original
structure remained, and clasped on his feet with two massive silver
buckles.
If the dress of the old man was rude and sordid, that of his
granddaughter was gay, and even rich.
She wore a boddice of fine wool, wrought round the bosom with alternate
leaf and lily, and a kirtle of the same fabric, which almost touching
her white and delicate ankle, showed her snowy feet, so fairy-light and
round that they scarcely seemed to touch the grass where she stood. Her
hair—a natural ornament which woman seeks much to improve—was of a
bright glossy brown, and encumbered rather than adorned with a snood,
set thick with marine productions, among which the small clear pearl
found in the Solway was conspicuous. Nature had not trusted to a
handsome shape, and a sylph-like air, for young Barbara’s influence over
the heart of man; but had bestowed a pair of large bright blue eyes,
swimming in liquid light, so full of love, and gentleness, and joy, that
all the sailors, from Annanwater to far St Bees, acknowledged their
power, and sung songs about the bonnie lass of Mark Macmoran. She stood
holding a small gaff-hook of polished steel in her hand, and seemed not
dissatisfied with the glances I bestowed on her from time to time, and
which I held more than requited by a single glance of those eyes which
retained so many capricious hearts in subjection.
The tide, though rapidly augmenting, had not yet filled the bay at our
feet. The moon now streamed fairly over the tops of Caerlaverock pines,
and showed the expanse of ocean dimpling and swelling, on which sloops
and shallops came dancing, and displaying at every turn their extent of
white sail against the beam of the moon. I looked on old Mark the
Mariner, who, seated motionless on his gray stone, kept his eye fixed on
the increasing waters with a look of seriousness and sorrow in which I
saw little of the calculating spirit of a mere fisherman. Though he
looked on the coming tide, his eyes seemed to dwell particularly on the
black and decayed hulls of two vessels, which, half immersed in the
quicksand, still addressed to every heart a tale of shipwreck and
desolation. The tide wheeled and foamed around them; and creeping inch
by inch up the side, at last fairly threw its waters over the top, and a
long and hollow eddy showed the resistance which the liquid element
received.
The moment they were fairly buried in the water, the old man clasped his
hands together, and said—
“Blessed be the tide that will break over and bury ye for ever! Sad to
mariners, and sorrowful to maids and mothers, has the time been you have
choked up this deep and bonnie bay. For evil were you sent, and for evil
have you continued. Every season finds from you its song of sorrow and
wail, its funeral processions, and its shrouded corses. Woe to the land
where the wood grew that made ye? Cursed be the axe that hewed ye on the
mountains, the bands that joined ye together, the bay that ye first swam
in, and the wind that wafted ye here! Seven times have ye put my life in
peril; three fair sons have ye swept from my side, and two bonnie
grandbairns; and now, even now, your waters foam and flash for my
destruction, did I venture my frail limbs in quest of food in your
deadly bay. I see by that ripple and that foam, and hear by the sound
and singing of your surge, that ye yearn for another victim, but it
shall not be me or mine.”
Even as the old mariner addressed himself to the wrecked ships, a young
man appeared at the southern extremity of the bay, holding his halve-net
in his hand, and hastening into the current. Mark rose, and shouted, and
waved him back from a place which, to a person unacquainted with the
dangers of the bay, real and superstitious, seemed sufficiently
perilous: his granddaughter, too, added her voice to his, and waved her
white hands; but the more they strove the faster advanced the peasant,
till he stood to his middle in the water, while the tide increased every
moment in depth and strength. “Andrew, Andrew!” cried the young woman,
in a voice quavering with emotion, “turn, turn, I tell you. O the ships,
the haunted ships!” But the appearance of a fine run of fish had more
influence with the peasant than the voice of bonnie Barbara, and forward
he dashed, net in hand. In a moment he was borne off his feet, and
mingled like foam with the water, and hurried towards the fatal eddies
which whirled and reared round the sunken ships. But he was a powerful
young man, and an expert swimmer: he seized on one of the projecting
ribs of the nearest hulk, and clinging to it with the grasp of despair,
uttered yell after yell, sustaining himself against the prodigious rush
of the current.
From a sheiling of turf and straw within the pitch of a bar from the
spot where we stood, came out an old woman bent with age, and leaning on
a crutch. “I heard the voice of that lad Andrew Lammie; can the chield
be drowning, that he skirls sae uncannily?” said the old woman, seating
herself on the ground and looking earnestly at the water. “Ou ay,” she
continued, “he’s doomed, he’s doomed; heart and hand never can save him;
boats, ropes, and man’s strength and wit, all vain! vain! he’s doomed,
he’s doomed!”
By this time I had thrown myself into the shallop, followed reluctantly
by Richard Faulder, over whose courage and kindness of heart
superstition had great power; and with one push from the shore, and some
exertion in sculling, we came within a quoit-cast of the unfortunate
fisherman. He stayed not to profit by our aid; for when he perceived us
near, he uttered a piercing shriek of joy, and bounded toward us through
the agitated element the full length of an oar. I saw him for a second
on the surface of the water; but the eddying current sucked him down;
and all I ever beheld of him again was his hand held above the flood,
and clutching in agony at some imaginary aid. I sat gazing in horror on
the vacant sea before us; but a breathing-time before, a human being,
full of youth, and strength, and hope, was there: his cries were still
ringing in my ears, and echoing in the woods; and now nothing was seen
or heard save the turbulent expanse of water, and the sound of its
chafing on the shores. We pushed back our shallop, and resumed our
station on the cliff beside the old mariner and his descendant.
“Wherefore sought ye to peril your own lives fruitlessly,” said Mark,
“in attempting to save the doomed? Whoso touches these infernal ships
never survives to tell the tale. Woe to the man who is found nigh them
at midnight when the tide has subsided, and they arise in their former
beauty, with forecastle, and deck, and sail, and pennon, and shroud!
Then is seen the streaming of lights along the water from their cabin
windows, and then is heard the sound of mirth and the clamour of tongues
and the infernal whoop and halloo, and song, ringing far and wide. Woe
to the man who comes nigh them!”
To all this my companion listened with a breathless attention. I felt
something touched with a superstition to which I partly believed I had
seen one victim offered up; and I inquired of the old mariner—
“How and when came these haunted ships there? To me they seem but the
melancholy relics of some unhappy voyagers, and much more likely to warn
people to shun destruction, than entice and delude them to it.”
“And so,” said the old man with a smile, which had more of sorrow in it
than of mirth; “and so, young man, these black and shattered hulks seem
to the eye of the multitude. But things are not what they seem: that
water, a kind and convenient servant to the wants of man, which seems so
smooth, and so dimpling, and so gentle, has swallowed up a human soul
even now; and the place which it covers, so fair and so level, is a
faithless quicksand out of which none escape. Things are otherwise than
they seem. Had you lived as long as I have had the sorrow to live; had
you seen the storms, and braved the perils, and endured the distresses
which have befallen me; had you sat gazing out on the dreary ocean at
midnight on a haunted coast; had you seen comrade after comrade, brother
after brother, and son after son, swept away by the merciless ocean from
your very side; had you seen the shapes of friends, doomed to the wave
and the quicksand, appearing to you in the dreams and visions of the
night; then would your mind have been prepared for crediting the strange
legends of mariners; and the two haunted Danish ships would have had
their terrors for you, as they have for all who sojourn on this coast.
“Of the time and cause of their destruction,” continued the old man, “I
know nothing certain; they have stood as you have seen them for
uncounted time; and while all other ships wrecked on this unhappy coast
have gone to pieces, and rotted, and sunk away in a few years, these two
haunted hulks have neither sunk in the quicksand, nor has a single spar
or board been displaced. Maritime legend says, that two ships of Denmark
having had permission, for a time, to work deeds of darkness and dolour
on the deep, were at last condemned to the whirlpool and the sunken
rock, and were wrecked in this bonnie bay, as a sign to seamen to be
gentle and devout. The night when they were lost was a harvest evening
of uncommon mildness and beauty: the sun had newly set; the moon came
brighter and brighter out; and the reapers, laying their sickles at the
root of the standing corn, stood on rock and bank, looking at the
increasing magnitude of the waters, for sea and land were visible from
St Bees to Barnhourie.
“The sails of the two vessels were soon seen bent for the Scottish
coast; and with a speed outrunning the swiftest ship, they approached
the dangerous quicksands and headland of Borranpoint. On the deck of the
foremost ship not a living soul was seen, or shape, unless something in
darkness and form resembling a human shadow could be called a shape,
which flitted from extremity to extremity of the ship, with the
appearance of trimming the sails, and directing the vessel’s course. But
the decks of its companion were crowded with human shapes; the captain,
and mate, and sailor, and cabin boy, all seemed there; and from them the
sound of mirth and minstrelsy echoed over land and water. The coast
which they skirted along was one of extreme danger; and the reapers
shouted to warn them to beware of sandbank and rock; but of this
friendly counsel no notice was taken, except that a large and famished
dog, which sat on the prow, answered every shout with a long, loud, and
melancholy howl. The deep sandbank of Carsethorn was expected to arrest
the career of these desperate navigators; but they passed, with the
celerity of waterfowl, over an obstruction which had wrecked many pretty
ships.
“Old men shook their heads, and departed, saying, ‘We have seen the
fiend sailing in a bottomless ship; let us go home and pray:’ but one
young and wilful man said, ‘Fiend! I’ll warrant it’s nae fiend, but
douce Janet Withershins, the witch, holding a carouse with some of her
Cumberland cummers, and mickle red wine will be spilt atween them. ’Od,
I would gladly have a toothfu’! I’ll warrant it’s nane o’ your cauld
sour slae-water, like a bottle of Bailie Skrinkie’s port, but right
drap-o’-my-heart’s-blood stuff, that would waken a body out of their
last linen. I wonder whaur the cummers will anchor their craft?’
“‘And I’ll vow,’ said another rustic, ‘the wine they quaff is none of
your visionary drink, such as a drouthy body has dished out to his lips
in a dream; nor is it shadowy and unsubstantial, like the vessels they
sail in, which are made out of a cockle-shell, or a cast-off slipper, or
the paring of a seaman’s right thumb-nail. I once got a handsel out of a
witch’s quaigh myself;—auld Marion Mathers of Dustiefoot, whom they
tried to bury in the old kirkyard of Dunscore; but the cummer raise as
fast as they laid her down, and naewhere else would she lie but in the
bonnie green kirkyard of Kier, among douce and sponsible folk. So I’ll
vow that the wine of a witch’s cup is as fell liquor as ever did a
kindly turn to a poor man’s heart; and be they fiends, or be they
witches, if they have red wine asteer, I’ll risk a droukit sark for ae
glorious tout on’t.’
“‘Silence, ye sinners,’ said the minister’s son of a neighbouring
parish, who united in his own person his father’s lack of devotion with
his mother’s love of liquor. ‘Whisht! Speak as if ye had the fear of
something holy before ye. Let the vessels run their own way to
destruction: who can stay the eastern wind, and the current of the
Solway sea? I can find ye Scripture warrant for that: so let them try
their strength on Blawhooly rocks, and their might on the broad
quicksand. There’s a surf running there would knock the ribs together of
a galley built by the imps of the pit, and commanded by the Prince of
Darkness. Bonnily and bravely they sail away there; but before the blast
blows by they’ll be wrecked; and red wine and strong brandy will be as
rife as dykewater, and we’ll drink the health of bonnie Bell Blackness
out of her left foot slipper.’
“The speech of the young profligate was applauded by several of his
companions, and away they flew to the bay of Blawhooly, from whence they
never returned. The two vessels were observed all at once to stop in the
bosom of the bay, on the spot where their hulls now appear: the mirth
and the minstrelsy waxed louder than ever; and the forms of the maidens,
with instruments of music and wine-cups in their hands, thronged the
decks. A boat was lowered; and the same shadowy pilot who conducted the
ships made it start towards the shore with the rapidity of lightning,
and its head knocked against the bank where the four young men stood,
who longed for the unblest drink. They leaped in with a laugh, and with
a laugh were they welcomed on deck; wine cups were given to each, and as
they raised them to their lips the vessels melted away beneath their
feet; and one loud shriek, mingled with laughter still louder, was heard
over land and water for many miles. Nothing more was heard or seen till
the morning, when the crowd who came to the beach saw with fear and
wonder the two Haunted Ships, such as they now seem, masts and tackle
gone; nor mark, nor sign, by which their name, country, or destination,
could be known, was left remaining. Such is the tradition of the
mariners.”
CHAPTER II.
“And trow ye,” said the old woman, who, attracted from her hut by the
drowning cries of the young fisherman, had remained an auditor of the
mariner’s legend; “and trow ye, Mark Macmoran, that the tale of the
Haunted Ships is done? I can say no to that. Mickle have my ears heard,
but more mine eyes have witnessed since I came to dwell in this humble
home by the side of the deep sea. I mind the night weel: it was on
Hallow-e’en, the nuts were cracked, and the apples were eaten, and spell
and charm were tried at my fireside; till, wearied with diving into the
dark waves of futurity, the lads and lasses fairly took to the more
visible blessings of kind words, tender clasps, and gentle courtship.
“Soft words in a maiden’s ear, and a kindly kiss o’ her lip, were old
world matters to me, Mark Macmoran; though I mean not to say that I have
been free of the folly of daundering and daffin’ with a youth in my day,
and keeping tryst with him in dark and lonely places. However, as I say,
these times of enjoyment were past and gone with me; the mair’s the pity
that pleasure should flee sae fast away,—and as I couldna make sport I
thought I would not mar any; so out I sauntered into the fresh cold air,
and sat down behind that old oak, and looked abroad on the wide sea. I
had my ain sad thoughts, ye may think, at the time; it was in that very
bay my blythe gudeman perished, with seven more in his company; and on
that very bank where ye see the waves leaping and foaming, I saw seven
stately corses streeked, but the dearest was the eighth. It was a woful
sight to me, a widow, with four bonnie boys, with nought to support them
but these twa hands, and God’s blessing, and a cow’s grass. I have never
liked to live out of sight of this bay since that time; and mony’s the
moonlight night I sit looking on these watery mountains, and these waste
shores; it does my heart good, whatever it may do to my head. So ye see
it was Hallow-e’en; and looking on sea and land sat I; and my heart
wandering to other thoughts soon made me forget my youthful company at
hame. It might be near the howe hour of the night; the tide was making,
and its singing brought strange old-world stories with it; and I thought
on the dangers that sailors endure, the fates they meet with, and the
fearful forms they see. My own blithe gude-man had seen sights that made
him grave enough at times, though he aye tried to laugh them away.
“Aweel, between that very rock aneath us and the coming tide, I saw, or
thought I saw (for the tale is so dream-like that the whole might pass
for a vision of the night) the form of a man. His plaid was gray; his
face was gray; and his hair, which hung low down till it nearly came to
the middle of his back, was as white as the white sea-foam. He began to
houk and dig under the bank; and God be near me! thought I, this maun be
the unblessed spirit of auld Adam Gowdgowpin, the miser, who is doomed
to dig for shipwrecked treasure, and count how many millions are hidden
for ever from man’s enjoyment. The form found something, which in shape
and hue seemed a left-foot slipper of brass; so down to the tide he
marched, and placing it on the water, whirled it thrice round; and the
infernal slipper dilated at every turn, till it became a bonnie barge
with its sails bent, and on board leaped the form, and scudded swiftly
away. He came to one of the haunted ships; and striking it with his oar,
a fair ship, with mast and canvas, and mariners, started up: he touched
the other haunted ship, and produced the like transformation; and away
the three spectre ships bounded, leaving a track of fire behind them on
the billows, which was long unextinguished.
“Now wasna that a bonnie and a fearful sight to see beneath the light of
the Hallowmas moon? But the tale is far frae finished; for mariners say
that once a year, on a certain night, if ye stand on the Borranpoint, ye
will see the infernal shallops coming snoring through the Solway; ye
will hear the same laugh, and song, and mirth, and minstrelsy, which our
ancestors heard; see them bound over the sandbanks and sunken rocks like
sea-gulls, cast their anchor in Blawhooly Bay, while the shadowy figures
lower down the boat, and augment their numbers with the four unhappy
mortals to whose memory a stone stands in the kirkyard, with a sinking
ship and a shoreless sea cut upon it. Then the spectre-ships vanish, and
the drowning shriek of mortals and the rejoicing laugh of fiends are
heard, and the old hulls are left as a memorial that the old spiritual
kingdom has not departed from the earth. But I maun away and trim my
little cottage fire, and make it burn and blaze up bonnie, to warm the
crickets, and my cauld and crazy bones, that maun soon be laid aneath
the green sod in the eerie kirkyard.”
And away the old dame tottered to her cottage, secured the door on the
inside, and soon the hearth-flame was seen to glimmer and gleam through
the key-hole and the window.
“I’ll tell ye what,” said the old mariner, in a subdued tone, and with a
shrewd and suspicious glance of his eye after the old sibyl, “it’s a
word that may not very well be uttered, but there are many mistakes made
in evening stories if old Moll Moray there, where she lives, knows not
mickle more than she is willing to tell of the Haunted Ships, and their
unhallowed mariners. She lives cannily and quietly; no one knows how she
is fed or supported; but her dress is aye whole, her cottage ever
smokes, and her table lacks neither of wine, white and red, nor of fowl
and fish, and white bread and brown. It was a dear scoff to Jock
Matheson, when he called old Moll the uncannie carline of Blawhooly: his
boat ran round and round in the centre of the Solway—everybody said it
was enchanted—and down it went head foremost; and hadna Jock been a
swimmer equal to a sheldrake, he would have fed the fish; but I warrant
it sobered the lad’s speech, and he never reckoned himself safe till he
made auld Moll the present of a new kirtle and a stone of cheese.”
“O father,” said his granddaughter Barbara, “ye surely wrong poor old
Mary Moray: what use could it be to an old woman like her, who has no
wrongs to redress, no malice to work out against mankind, and nothing to
seek of enjoyment save a cannie hour and a quiet grave—what use could
the fellowship of the fiends, and the communion of evil spirits, be to
her? I know Jenny Primrose puts rowan-tree above the doorhead when she
sees old Mary coming; I know the goodwife of Kittlenacket wears
rowan-berry leaves in the head-band of her blue kirtle, and all for the
sake of averting the unsonsie glance of Mary’s right ee; and I know that
the auld laird of Burntroutwater drives his seven cows to their pasture
with a wand of witchtree, to keep Mary from milking them. But what has
all that to do with haunted shallops, visionary mariners, and bottomless
boats? I have heard myself as pleasant a tale about the Haunted Ships
and their unworldly crews as any one would wish to hear in a winter
evening. It was told me by young Benjie Macharg, one summer night,
sitting on Arbiglandbank; the lad intended a sort of lovemeeting, but
all that he could talk of was about smearing sheep and shearing sheep,
and of the wife which the Norway elves of the Haunted Ships made for his
uncle Sandie Macharg. And I shall tell ye the tale as the honest lad
told it to me.
“Alexander Macharg, besides being the laird of three acres of peat-moss,
two kail gardens, and the owner of seven good milch cows, a pair of
horses, and six pet sheep, was the husband of one of the handsomest
women in seven parishes. Many a lad sighed the day he was brided; and a
Nithsdale laird and two Annandale moorland farmers drank themselves to
their last linen, as well as their last shilling, through sorrow for her
loss. But married was the dame; and home she was carried, to bear rule
over her home and her husband, as an honest woman should. Now ye maun
ken that though flesh-and-blood lovers of Alexander’s bonnie wife all
ceased to love and to sue her after she became another’s, there were
certain admirers who did not consider their claim at all abated, or
their hopes lessened, by the kirk’s famous obstacle of matrimony.
“Ye have heard how the devout minister of Tinwald had a fair son carried
away, and bedded against his liking to an unchristened bride, whom the
elves and the fairies provided: ye have heard how the bonnie bride of
the drunken laird of Soukitup was stolen by the fairies out at the back
window of the bridal chamber the time the bridegroom was groping his way
to the chamber door; and ye have heard—but why need I multiply cases?
Such things in the ancient days were as common as candlelight. So ye’ll
no hinder certain water-elves and sea-fairies, who sometimes keep
festival and summer mirth in these old haunted hulks, from falling in
love with the weel-faured wife of Laird Macharg; and to their plots and
contrivances they went, how they might accomplish to sunder man and
wife; and sundering such a man and such a wife was like sundering the
green leaf from the summer, or the fragrance from the flower.
“So it fell on a time that Laird Macharg took his halve-net on his back,
and his steel spear in his hand, and down to Blawhooly Bay gaed he, and
into the water he went right between the two haunted hulks, and placing
his net awaited the coming of the tide. The night, ye maun ken, was
mirk, and the wind lown, and the singing of the increasing waters among
the shells and the pebbles was heard for sundry miles. All at once
lights began to glance and twinkle on board the two Haunted Ships from
every hole and seam, and presently the sound as of a hatchet employed in
squaring timber echoed far and wide. But if the toil of these unearthly
workmen amazed the laird, how much more was his amazement increased when
a sharp shrill voice called out, ‘Ho! brother, what are you doing now?’
A voice still shriller responded from the other haunted ship, ‘I’m
making a wife to Sandie Macharg.’ And a loud quavering laugh running
from ship to ship, and from bank to bank, told the joy they expected
from their labour.
“Now the laird, besides being a devout and a God-fearing man, was shrewd
and bold; and in plot and contrivance, and skill in conducting his
designs, was fairly an overmatch for any dozen land elves. But the water
elves are far more subtle; besides, their haunts and their dwellings
being in the great deep, pursuit and detection are hopeless, if they
succeed in carrying their prey to the waves. But ye shall hear.
“Home flew the laird, collected his family around the hearth, spoke of
the signs and the sins of the times, and talked of mortification and
prayer for averting calamity; and finally, taking from the shelf his
father’s Bible, brass clasps, black print, and covered with calf-skin,
he proceeded, without let or stint, to perform domestic worship. I
should have told ye that he bolted and locked the door, shut up all
inlet to the house, threw salt into the fire, and proceeded in every way
like a man skilful in guarding against the plots of fairies and fiends.
His wife looked on all this with wonder; but she saw something in her
husband’s looks that hindered her from intruding either question or
advice, and a wise woman was she.
“Near the mid-hour of the night the rush of a horse’s feet was heard,
and the sound of a rider leaping from his back, and a heavy knock came
to the door, accompanied by a voice, saying, ‘The cummer’s drink’s hot,
and the knave bairn is expected at Laird Laurie’s to-night; sae mount,
gudewife, and come.’
“‘Preserve me!’ said the wife of Sandie Macharg, ‘that’s news indeed!
who could have thought it? The laird has been heirless for seventeen
years. Now, Sandie, my man, fetch me my skirt and hood.’
“But he laid his arm round his wife’s neck and said—
“‘If all the lairds in Galloway go heirless, over this door threshold
shall you not stir to-night; and I have said it, and I have sworn it:
seek not to know why and wherefore,—but, Lord, send us Thy blessed
moonlight!’
The wife looked for a moment in her husband’s eyes, and desisted from
further entreaty.
“‘But let us send a civil message to the gossips, Sandie; and hadna ye
better say I’m sair laid wi’ a sudden sickness?—though it’s sinful-like
to send the poor messenger a mile agate with a lie in his mouth without
a glass of brandy.’
“‘To such a messenger, and to those who sent him, no apology is needed,’
said the austere laird, ‘so let him depart.’
“And the clatter of a horse’s hoofs was heard, and the muttered
imprecations of its rider on the churlish treatment he had experienced.
“‘Now, Sandie, my lad,’ said his wife, laying an arm particularly white
and round about his neck as she spoke, ‘are you not a queer man and a
stern? I have been your wedded wife now these three years, and, beside
my dower, have brought you three as bonnie bairns as ever smiled aneath
a summer sun. O man! you a douce man, and fitter to be an elder than
even Willie Greer himsel,—I have the minister’s ain word for’t,—to put
on these hard-hearted looks, and gang waving your arms that way, as if
ye said, “I winna tak’ the counsel o’ sic a hempie as you.” I’m your ain
leal wife, and will and maun hae an explanation.’
“To all this Sandy Macharg replied, ‘It is written, “Wives, obey your
husbands;” but we have been stayed in our devotion, so let us pray;’ and
down he knelt. His wife knelt also, for she was as devout as bonnie; and
beside them knelt their household, and all lights were extinguished.”
“‘Now this beats a’,’ muttered his wife to herself; ‘however, I shall be
obedient for a time; but if I dinna ken what all this is for before the
morn by sunket-time, my tongue is nae langer a tongue, nor my hands
worth wearing.’
“The voice of her husband in prayer interrupted this mental soliloquy;
and ardently did he beseech to be preserved from the wiles of the fiends
and the snares of Satan; ‘from witches, ghosts, goblins, elves, fairies,
spunkies, and water-kelpies; from the spectre shallop of Solway; from
spirits visible and invisible; from the Haunted Ships and their
unearthly tenants; from maritime spirits that plotted against godly men,
and fell in love with their wives’——
“‘Nay, but His presence be near us!’ said his wife in a low tone of
dismay. ‘God guide my gudeman’s wits! I never heard such a prayer from
human lips before. But, Sandie, my man, for Lord’s sake, rise; what
fearful light is this?—barn, and byre, and stable, maun be in a blaze;
and Hawkie and Hurley, Doddie and Cherrie, and Damson-plum, will be
smoored with reek and scorched with flame.’
“And a flood of light, but not so gross as a common fire, which ascended
to heaven and filled all the court before the house, amply justified the
good wife’s suspicions. But to the terrors of fire, Sandie was as
immovable as he was to the imaginary groans of the barren wife of Laird
Laurie; and he held his wife, and threatened the weight of his right
hand—and it was a heavy one—to all who ventured abroad, or even unbolted
the door. The neighing and prancing of horses, and the bellowing of
cows, augmented the horrors of the night; and to any one who only heard
the din, it seemed that the whole onstead was in a blaze, and horses and
cattle perishing in the flame. All wiles, common or extraordinary, were
put in practice to entice or force the honest farmer and his wife to
open their door; and when the like success attended every new stratagem,
silence for a little while ensued, and a long, loud, and shrilling laugh
wound up the dramatic efforts of the night.
“In the morning, when Laird Macharg went to the door, he found standing
against one of the pilasters a piece of black ship oak, rudely fashioned
into something like a human form, and which skilful people declared
would have been clothed with seeming flesh and blood, and palmed upon
him by elfin adroitness for his wife, had he admitted his visitants. A
synod of wise men and women sat upon the woman of timber, and she was
finally ordered to be devoured by fire, and that in the open air. A fire
was soon made, and into it the elfin sculpture was tossed from the
prongs of two pairs of pitchforks. The blaze that rose was awful to
behold; and hissings, and burstings, and loud cracklings, and strange
noises, were heard in the midst of the flame; and when the whole sank
into ashes, a drinking cup of some precious metal was found; and this
cup, fashioned no doubt by elfin skill, but rendered harmless by the
purification with fire, the sons and daughters of Sandie Macharg and his
wife drink out of to this day.”
A TALE OF THE MARTYRS.
BY JAMES HOGG, THE “ETTRICK SHEPHERD.”
Red Tam Harkness came into the farm-house of Garrick, in the parish of
Closeburn, one day, and began to look about for some place to hide in,
when the gudewife, whose name was Jane Kilpatrick, said to him in great
alarm, “What’s the matter, what’s the matter, Tam Harkness!”
“Hide me, or else I’m a dead man: that’s the present matter, gudewife,”
said he. “But yet, when I have time—if ever I hae mair time—I have heavy
news for you. For Christ’s sake, hide me, Jane, for the killers are hard
at hand.”
Jane Kilpatrick sprung to her feet, but she was quite benumbed and
powerless. She ran to one press and opened it, and then to another;
there was not room to stuff a clog into either of them. She looked into
a bed; there was no shelter there, and her knees began to bend under her
weight with terror. The voices of the troopers were by this time heard
fast approaching, and Harkness had no other shift but in one moment to
conceal himself behind the outer door, which was open, but the place
where he stood was quite dark. He heard one of them say to another, “I
fear the scoundrel is not here after all. Guard all the outhouses.”
On that three or four of the troop rushed by him, and began to search
the house and examine the inmates. Harkness that moment slid out without
being observed, and tried to escape up a narrow glen called Kinrivah,
immediately behind the house, but unluckily two troopers, who had been
in another chase, there met him in the face. When he perceived them, he
turned and ran to the eastward; on which they both fired, which raised
the alarm, and instantly the whole pack were after him. It was
afterwards conjectured that one of the shots had wounded him, for though
he, with others, had been nearly surrounded that morning, and twice
waylaid, he had quite outrun the soldiers; but now it was observed that
some of them began to gain ground on him, and they still continued
firing, till at length he fell into a kind of slough east from the
farm-house of Locherben, where they came up to him, and ran him through
with their bayonets. The spot is called Red Tam’s Gutter to this day.
Jane Kilpatrick was one of the first who went to his mangled corpse—a
woful sight, lying in the slough, and sore did she lament the loss of
that poor and honest man. But there was more: she came to his corpse by
a sort of yearning impatience to learn what was the woful news he had to
communicate to her. But, alas! the intelligence was lost, and the man to
whose bosom alone it had haply been confided was no more; yet Jane could
scarcely prevail on herself to have any fears for her own husband, for
she knew him to be in perfectly safe hiding in Glen Govar; still Tam’s
last words hung heavy on her mind. They were both suspected to have been
at the harmless rising at Enterkin for the relief of a favourite
minister, which was effected; and that was the extent of their crime.
And though it was only suspicion, four men were shot on the hills that
morning without trial or examination, and their bodies forbidden
Christian burial.
One of these four was John Weir of Garrick, the husband of Jane
Kilpatrick, a man of great worth and honour, and universally respected.
He had left his hiding-place in order to carry some intelligence to his
friends, and to pray with them, but was entrapped among them and slain.
Still there was no intelligence brought to his family, save the single
expression that fell from the lips of Thomas Harkness in a moment of
distraction. Nevertheless, Jane could not rest, but set out all the way
to her sister’s house in Glen Govar, in Crawford Muir, and arrived there
at eleven o’clock on a Sabbath evening. The family being at prayers when
she went, and the house dark, she stood still behind the hallan, and all
the time was convinced that the voice of the man that prayed was the
voice of her husband, John Weir. All the time that fervent prayer lasted
the tears of joy ran from her eyes, and her heart beat with gratitude to
her Maker as she drank into her soul every sentence of the petitions and
thanksgiving. Accordingly, when worship was ended, and the candle
lighted, she went forward with a light heart and joyful countenance. Her
sister embraced her, though manifestly embarrassed and troubled at
seeing her there at such a time. From her she flew to embrace her
husband, but he stood still like a statue, and did not meet her embrace.
She gazed at him—she grew pale, and, sitting down, she covered her face
with her apron. This man was one of her husband’s brothers, likewise in
hiding, whom she had never before seen; but the tones of his voice, and
even the devotional expressions that he used, were so like her
husband’s, that she mistook them for his.
All was now grief and consternation, for John Weir had not been seen or
heard of there since Wednesday evening, when he had gone to warn his
friends of some impending danger; but they all tried to comfort each
other as well as they could, and, in particular, by saying they were all
in the Lord’s hand, and it behoved Him to do with them as seemed to Him
good, with many other expressions of piety and submission. But the next
morning, when the two sisters were about to part, the one says to the
other,—“Jane, I cannot help telling you a strange confused dream that I
had just afore ye wakened me. Ye ken I put nae faith in dreams, and I
dinna want you to regard it; but it is as well for friends to tell them
to ane anither, and then, if aught turn out like it in the course o’
Providence, it may bring it to baith their minds that their spirits had
been conversing with God.”
“Na, na, Aggie, I want nane o’ your confused dreams. I hae other things
to think o’, and mony’s the time and oft ye hae deaved me wi’ them, an’
sometimes made me angry.”
“I never bade ye believe them, Jeanie, but I likit aye to tell them to
you; and this I daresay rose out o’ our conversation yestreen. But I
thought I was away (ye see I dinna ken where I was); and I was feared
and confused, thinking I had lost my way. And then I came to an auld
man, an’ he says to me, ‘Is it the road to heaven that you are seeking,
Aggie?’ An’ I said, ‘Ay,’ for I didna like to deny’t.
“‘Then I’ll tell you where you maun gang,’ said he; ‘ye maun gang up by
the head of yon dark, mossy cleuch, an’ you will find ane there that
will show you the road to heaven;’ and I said ‘Ay,’ for I didna like to
refuse, although it was an uncouth looking road, and ane that I didna
like to gang. But when I gaed to the cleuch-head, wha do I see sitting
there but your ain gudeman, John Weir, and I thought I never saw him
look sae weel; and when I gaed close up to him, there I saw another John
Weir, lying strippet to the sark, and a’ bedded in blood. He was cauld
dead, and his head turned to ae side, and when I saw siccan a sight, I
was terrified, an’ held wide aff him. But I gaed up to the living John
Weir, and said to him,—‘Gudeman, how’s this?’
“‘Dinna ye see how it is, sister Aggie?’ says he, ‘I’m just set to herd
this poor man that’s lying here.’
“‘Then I think ye’ll no hae a sair post, John,’ says I, ‘for he disna
look as if he wad rin far away.’ It was very unreverend o’ me to speak
that gate, sister, but these were the words that I thought I said; an’
as it is but a dream, ye ken ye needna heed it.
“‘Alas, poor Aggie,’ says he, ‘ye are still in the gall o’ bitterness.
Look ower your right shoulder, an’ ye will see what I hae to do. An’ sae
I looked ower my right shoulder, and there saw a hale drove o’ foxes and
wulcats, an’ fumarts, an’ martins, an’ corby-craws, an’ a hunder vile
beasts, a’ staunin’ round wi’ glaring een, eager to be at the corpse of
the dead John Weir; an’ then I was terribly astoundit, an’ I says to
him, ‘Gudeman, how is this?’
“‘I am commissioned to keep these awa,’ said he. ‘Do you think these een
that are yet open to the light o’ heaven, and that tongue that has to
syllable the praises of a Redeemer far within yon sky, should be left to
become a prey o’ siccan vermin as these?’
“‘Will it make sae vera muckle difference, John Weir,’ said I, ‘whether
the carcass is eaten up by these or by the worms?’
“‘Ah, Aggie, Aggie! worms are worms; but ye little wot what these are,’
says he. ‘But John Weir has warred wi’ them a’ his life, an’ that to
some purpose, and they maunna get the advantage o’ him now.’
“‘But which is the right John Weir?’ said I; ‘for here is ane lying
stiff and lappered in his blood, and another in health and strength and
sound mind.’
“‘I am the right John Weir,’ says he. ‘Did you ever think the good man
o’ Garrick could die! Na, na, Aggie; Clavers could only kill the body,
an’ that’s but the poorest part o’ the man. But where are you gaun this
wild gate?’
“‘I was directed this way on my road to heaven,’ said I.
“‘Ay, an’ ye were directed right, then,’ says he; ‘for this is the
direct path to heaven, and there is no other.’
“‘That is very extraordinary,’ says I. ‘And, pray, what is the name of
this place, that I may direct my sister Jane, your wife, and all my
friends by the same way.’
“‘This is Faith’s Hope,’ says he.
At the mention of this place, Jane Kilpatrick of Garrick rose slowly up
to her feet, and held up both her hands. “Hold, hold, sister Aggie,”
cried she, “you have told enough. Was it in the head of Faith’s Hope
that you saw this vision of my dead husband?”
“Yes; but at the same time I saw your husband alive.”
“Then I fear your dream has a double meaning,” she answered; “for though
it appears like a religious allegory, you do not know that there really
is such a place, and that not very far from our house. I have often
laughed at your dreams, sister, but this one hurries me from you to-day
with a heavy and trembling heart.”
Jane left Glen Govar by the break of day, and took her way through the
wild ranges of Crawford Muir, straight for the head of Faith’s Hope. She
had some bread in her lap, and a little Bible that she always carried
with her; and without one to assist or comfort her, she went in search
of her lost husband. Before she reached the head of that wild glen, the
day was far spent, and the sun wearing down. The valley of Nith lay
spread far below her in all its beauty, but around her there was nothing
but darkness, dread, and desolation. The mist hovered on the hills, and
on the skirts of the mist the ravens sailed about in circles, croaking
furiously, which had a most ominous effect on the heart of poor Jane. As
she advanced further up, she perceived a fox and an eagle sitting over
against each other, watching something which yet they seemed terrified
to approach; and right between them, in a little green hollow,
surrounded by black haggs, she found the corpse of her husband in the
same manner as described by her sister. He was stripped of his coat and
vest, which it was thought he had thrown from him when flying from the
soldiers, to enable him to effect his escape. He was shot through the
heart with two bullets, but nothing relating to his death was ever
known, whether he died praying, or was shot as he fled; but there was he
found lying, bathed in his blood, in the wilderness, and none of the
wild beasts of the forest had dared to touch his lifeless form.
The bitterness of death was now past with poor Jane. Her staff and
shield was taken from her right hand, and laid low in death by the
violence of wicked men. True, she had still a home to go to, although
that home was robbed and spoiled; but she found that without him it was
no home, and that where his beloved form reposed, there was the home of
her rest. She washed his wounds and the stains of blood from his body,
tied her napkin round his face, covered him with her apron, and sat down
and watched beside him all the livelong night, praying to the Almighty,
and singing hymns and spiritual songs alternately. The next day she
warned her friends and neighbours, who went with her the following
night, and buried him privately in the northwest corner of the
churchyard of Morton.
THE TOWN DRUMMER.
BY JOHN GALT.
For many a year one Robin Boss had been town drummer; he was a relic of
some American war fencibles, and was, to say the truth of him, a divor
body, with no manner of conduct, saving a very earnest endeavour to fill
himself fou as often as he could get the means; the consequence of which
was, that his face was as plooky as a curran bun, and his nose as red as
a partan’s tae.
One afternoon there was need to send out a proclamation to abolish a
practice that was growing into a custom, in some of the by-parts of the
town, of keeping swine at large—ordering them to be confined in proper
styes, and other suitable places. As on all occasions when the matter to
be proclaimed was from the magistrates, Thomas, on this, was attended by
the town-officers in their Sunday garbs, and with their halberts in
their hands; but the abominable and irreverent creature was so drunk,
that he wam’let to and fro over the drum, as if there had not been a
bane in his body. He was seemingly as soople and as senseless as a
bolster. Still, as this was no new thing with him, it might have passed;
for James Hound, the senior officer, was in the practice, when Robin was
in that state, of reading the proclamations himself. On this occasion,
however, James happened to be absent on some hue and cry quest, and
another of the officers (I forget which) was appointed to perform for
him. Robin, accustomed to James, no sooner heard the other man begin to
read than he began to curse and swear at him as an incapable
nincompoop—an impertinent term that he was much addicted to. The grammar
school was at the time skailing, and the boys seeing the stramash,
gathered round the officer, and yelling and shouting, encouraged Robin
more and more into rebellion, till at last they worked up his corruption
to such a pitch, that he took the drum from about his neck, and made it
fly like a bombshell at the officer’s head.
The officers behaved very well, for they dragged Robin by the lug and
the horn to the tolbooth, and then came with their complaint to me.
Seeing how the authorities had been set at nought, and the necessity
there was of making an example, I forthwith ordered Robin to be
cashiered from the service of the town; and as so important a concern as
a proclamation ought not to be delayed, I likewise, upon the spot,
ordered the officers to take a lad that had been also a drummer in a
marching regiment, and go with him to make the proclamation.
Nothing could be done in a more earnest and zealous public spirit than
this was done by me. But habit had begot in the town a partiality for
the drunken ne’er-do-well, Robin; and this just act of mine was
immediately condemned as a daring stretch of arbitrary power; and the
consequence was, that when the council met next day, some sharp words
flew among us, as to my usurping an undue authority; and the thanks I
got for my pains was the mortification to see the worthless body
restored to full power and dignity, with no other reward than an
admonition to behave better for the future. Now, I leave it to the
unbiassed judgment of posterity to determine if any public man could be
more ungraciously treated by his colleagues than I was on this occasion.
But, verily, the council had their reward.
The divor Robin Boss being, as I have recorded, reinstated in office,
soon began to play his old tricks. In the course of the week after the
Michaelmas term at which my second provostry ended, he was so
insupportably drunk that he fell head foremost into his drum, which cost
the town five-and-twenty shillings for a new one—an accident that was
not without some satisfaction to me; and I trow I was not sparing in my
derisive commendations on the worth of such a public officer.
Nevertheless, he was still kept on, some befriending him for compassion,
and others as it were to spite me.
But Robin’s good behaviour did not end with breaking the drum, and
costing a new one. In the course of the winter it was his custom to
beat, “Go to bed, Tom,” about ten o’clock at night, and the reveille at
five in the morning. In one of his drunken fits he made a mistake, and
instead of going his rounds as usual at ten o’clock, he had fallen
asleep in a change-house, and waking about the midnight hour in the
terror of some whisky dream, he seized his drum, and running into the
streets, began to strike the fire-beat in the most awful manner.
It was a fine clear frosty moonlight, and the hollow sound of the drum
resounded through the silent streets like thunder. In a moment everybody
was afoot, and the cry of “Whaur is’t? whaur’s the fire?” was heard
echoing from all sides. Robin, quite unconscious that he alone was the
cause of the alarm, still went along beating the dreadful summons. I
heard the noise and rose; but while I was drawing on my stockings in the
chair at the bed-head, and telling Mrs Pawkie to compose herself, for
our houses were all insured, I suddenly recollected that Robin had the
night before neglected to go his rounds at ten o’clock as usual, and the
thought came into my head that the alarm might be one of his inebriated
mistakes; so, instead of dressing myself any further, I went to the
window, and looked out through the glass, without opening it, for, being
in my night-clothes, I was afraid of taking cold.
The street was as throng as on a market day, and every face in the
moonlight was pale with fear. Men and lads were running with their
coats, and carrying their breeches in their hands; wives and maidens
were all asking questions at one another, and even lasses were fleeing
to and fro, like waternymphs with urns, having stoups and pails in their
hands. There was swearing and tearing of men, hoarse with the rage of
impatience, at the tolbooth, getting out the fire-engine from its stance
under the stair; and loud and terrible afar off, and over all, came the
peal of alarm from drunken Robin’s drum.
I could scarcely keep my composity when I beheld and heard all this, for
I was soon thoroughly persuaded of the fact. At last I saw Deacon
Girdwood, the chief advocate and champion of Robin, passing down the
causeway like a demented man, with a red nightcap, and his big-coat on;
for some had cried that the fire was in his yard.
“Deacon,” cried I, opening the window, forgetting, in the jocularity of
the moment, the risk I ran from being so naked; “whaur away sae fast,
deacon?”
The deacon stopped and said, “Is’t out? is’t out?”
“Gang your ways home,” quo’ I, very coolly, “for I hae a notion that a’
this hobleshow’s but the fume of a gill in your friend Robin’s head.”
“It’s no possible!” exclaimed the deacon.
“Possible here or possible there, Mr Girdwood,” quo’ I, “it’s ower cauld
for me to stand talking wi’ you here; we’ll learn the rights o’t in the
morning, so good night;” and with that I pulled down the window. But
scarcely had I done so, when a shout of laughter came gathering up the
street, and soon after poor drunken Robin was brought along by the cuff
of the neck, between two of the town-officers, one of them carrying his
drum. The next day he was put out of office for ever, and folk
recollecting in what manner I had acted towards him before, the outcry
about my arbitrary power was forgotten in the blame that was heaped upon
those who had espoused Robin’s cause against me.
THE AWFUL NIGHT.
BY D. M. MOIR (DELTA).
Ha!—’twas but a dream;
But then so terrible, it shakes my soul!
Cold drops of sweat hang on my trembling flesh;
My blood grows chilly, and I freeze with horror.
—_Richard the Third._
The Fire-King one day rather amorous felt;
He mounted his hot copper filly;
His breeches and boots were of tin, and the belt
Was made of cast-iron, for fear it should melt
With the heat of the copper colt’s belly.
Oh! then there was glitter and fire in each eye,
For two living coals were the symbols;
His teeth were calcined, and his tongue was so dry,
It rattled against them as though you should try
To play the piano on thimbles.
—_Rejected Addresses._
In the course of a fortnight from the time I parted with Maister Glen,
the Lauder carrier, limping Jamie, brought his callant to our shop door
in his hand. He was a tall, slender laddie, some fourteen years old, and
sore grown away from his clothes. There was something genty and delicate
like about him, having a pale, sharp face, blue eyes, a nose like a
hawk’s, and long yellow hair hanging about his haffets, as if barbers
were unco scarce cattle among the howes of the Lammermoor hills. Having
a general experience of human nature, I saw that I would have something
to do towards bringing him into a state of rational civilisation; but,
considering his opportunities, he had been well educated, and I liked
his appearance on the whole not that ill.
To divert him a while, as I did not intend yoking him to work the first
day, I sent out Benjie with him, after giving him some refreshment of
bread and milk, to let him see the town and all the uncos about it. I
told Benjie first to take him to the auld kirk, which is a wonderful
building, steeple and aisle; and as for mason work, far before anything
to be seen or heard tell of in our day; syne to Lugton brig, which is a
grand affair, hanging over the river Esk and the flour-mills like a
rainbow; syne to the Tolbooth, which is a terror to evil-doers, and from
which the Lord preserve us all! syne to the Market, where ye’ll see
lamb, beef, mutton, and veal, hanging up on the cleeks, in roasting and
boiling pieces—spar-rib, jiggot, shoulder, and heuk-bane, in the great
prodigality of abundance; and syne down to the Duke’s gate, by looking
through the bonny white painted iron-staunchels of which ye’ll see the
deer running beneath the green trees; and the palace itself, in the
inside of which dwells one that needs not be proud to call the king his
cousin.
Brawly did I know, that it is a little after a laddie’s being loosed
from his mother’s apron-string, and hurried from home, till the mind can
make itself up to stay among fremit folk; or that the attention can be
roused to anything said or done, however simple in the uptake. So, after
Benjie brought Mungo home again, gey forfaughten and wearied-out like, I
bade the wife give him his four-hours, and told him he might go to his
bed as soon as he liked. Jalousing also, at the same time, that
creatures brought up in the country have strange notions about them with
respect to supernaturals—such as ghosts, brownies, fairies, and
bogles—to say nothing of witches, warlocks, and evil-spirits, I made
Benjie take off his clothes and lie down beside him, as I said, to keep
him warm; but, in plain matter of fact (between friends), that the
callant might sleep sounder, finding himself in a strange bed, and not
very sure as to how the house stood as to the matter of a good name.
Knowing by my own common sense, and from long experience of the ways of
a wicked world, that there is nothing like industry, I went to Mungo’s
bedside in the morning, and wakened him betimes. Indeed, I’m leein’
there; I need not call it wakening him, for Benjie told me, when he was
supping his parritch out of his luggie at breakfast-time, that he never
winked an eye all night, and that sometimes he heard him greetin’ to
himself in the dark—such and so powerful is our love of home and the
force of natural affection. Howsoever, as I was saying, I took him ben
the house with me down to the workshop, where I had begun to cut out a
pair of nankeen trowsers for a young lad that was to be married the week
after to a servant-maid of Mr Wiggie’s,—a trig quean, that afterwards
made him a good wife, and the father of a numerous small family.
Speaking of nankeen, I would advise everyone, as a friend, to buy the
Indian, and not the British kind, the expense of outlay being ill
hained, even at sixpence a-yard—the latter not standing the washing, but
making a man’s legs, at a distance, look like a yellow yorline.
It behoved me now as a maister, bent on the improvement of his prentice,
to commence learning Mungo some few of the mysteries of our trade; so
having showed him the way to crook his hough (example is better than
precept, as James Batter observes), I taught him the plan of holding the
needle; and having fitted his middle-finger with a bottomless thimble of
our own sort, I set him to sewing the cotton-lining into one leg,
knowing that it was a part not very particular, and not very likely to
be seen; so that the matter was not great, whether the stitching was
exactly regular, or rather in the zigzag line. As is customary with all
new beginners, he made a desperate awkward hand at it, and of which I
would of course have said nothing, but that he chanced to brog his
thumb, and completely soiled the whole piece of work with the stains of
blood; which, for one thing, could not wash out without being seen; and,
for another, was an unlucky omen to happen to a marriage garment.
Every man should be on his guard: this was a lesson I learned when I was
in the volunteers, at the time Buonaparte was expected to land down at
Dunbar. Luckily for me in this case, I had, by some foolish mistake or
another, made an allowance of a half yard over and above what I found I
could manage to shape on; so I boldly made up my mind to cut out the
piece altogether, it being in the back seam. In that business I trust I
showed the art of a good tradesman, having managed to do it so neatly
that it could not be noticed without the narrowest inspection; and,
having the advantage of a covering by the coat flaps, had indeed no
chance of being so, except on desperately windy days.
In the week succeeding that on which this unlucky mischance happened, an
accident almost as bad befell, though not to me, further than that every
one is bound by the ten commandments, to say nothing of his own
conscience, to take a part in the afflictions that befall their
door-neighbours.
When the voice of man was whisht, and all was sunk in the sound sleep of
midnight, it chanced that I was busy dreaming that I was sitting, one of
the spectators, looking at another playacting business. Before coming
this length, howsoever, I should by right have observed, that ere going
to bed I had eaten for my supper part of a black pudding and two
sausages, that widow Grassie had sent in a compliment to my wife, being
a genteel woman, and mindful of her friends—so that I must have had some
sort of nightmare, and not been exactly in my seven senses, else I could
not have been even dreaming of siccan a place. Well, as I was saying, in
the play-house I thought I was; and all at once I heard Maister Wiggie,
like one crying in the wilderness, hallooing with a loud voice through
the window, bidding me flee from the snares, traps, and gin-nets of the
Evil One, and from the terrors of the wrath to come. I was in a terrible
funk; and just as I was trying to rise from the seat, that seemed
somehow glued to my body and would not let me, to reach down my hat,
which, with its glazed cover, was hanging on a pin to one side, my face
all red, and glowing like a fiery furnace, for shame of being a second
time caught in deadly sin, I heard the kirk-bell jow-jowing, as if it
was the last trump summoning sinners to their long and black account;
and Maister Wiggie thrust in his arm in his desperation, in a whirlwind
of passion, claughting hold of my hand like a vice, to drag me out head
foremost. Even in my sleep, howsoever, it appears that I like free-will,
and ken that there are no slaves in our blessed country; so I tried with
all my might to pull against him, and gave his arm such a drive back,
that he seemed to bleach over on his side, and raised a hullaballoo of a
yell, that not only wakened me, but made me start upright in my bed.
For all the world such a scene! My wife was roaring “Murder,
murder!—Mansie Wauch, will ye no wauken?—Murder, murder! ye’ve felled me
wi’ your nieve,—ye’ve felled me outright,—I’m gone for evermair,—my hale
teeth are doun my throat. Will ye no wauken, Mansie Wauch?—will ye no
wauken?—Murder, murder!—I say murder, murder, murder, murder!”
“Who’s murdering us?” cried I, throwing my cowl back on the pillow, and
rubbing my eyes in the hurry of a tremendous fright.—“Wha’s murdering
us?—where’s the robbers?—send for the town officer!”
“O Mansie!—O Mansie!” said Nanse, in a kind of greeting tone, “I daursay
ye’ve felled me—but no matter, now I’ve gotten ye roused. Do ye no see
the hale street in a bleeze of flames? Bad is the best; we maun either
be burned to death, or out of house and hall, without a rag to cover our
nakedness. Where’s my son?—where’s my dear bairn, Benjie?”
In a most awful consternation, I jumped at this out to the middle of the
floor, hearing the causeway all in an uproar of voices; and seeing the
flichtering of the flames glancing on the houses in the opposite side of
the street, all the windows of which were filled with the heads of
half-naked folks in round-eared mutches or Kilmarnocks, their mouths
open, and their eyes staring with fright; while the sound of the
fire-engine, rattling through the streets like thunder, seemed like the
dead cart of the plague come to hurry away the corpses of the deceased
for interment in the kirkyard.
Never such a spectacle was witnessed in this world of sin and sorrow
since the creation of Adam. I pulled up the window and looked out; and,
lo and behold! the very next house to our own was all in a lowe from
cellar to garret; the burning joists hissing and cracking like mad; and
the very wind blew along as warm as if it had been out of the mouth of a
baker’s oven!
It was a most awful spectacle! more by token to me, who was likely to be
intimately concerned with it; and beating my brow with my clenched nieve
like a distracted creature, I saw that the labour of my whole life was
likely to go for nought, and me to be a ruined man; all the earnings of
my industry being laid out on my stock-in-trade, and on the plenishing
of our bit house. The darkness of the latter days came over my spirit
like a vision before the prophet Isaiah; and I could see nothing in the
years to come but beggary and starvation; myself a fallen old man, with
an out-at-the-elbows coat, a greasy hat, and a bald pow, hirpling over a
staff, requeeshting an awmous; Nanse a broken-hearted beggar wife, torn
down to tatters, and weeping like Rachel when she thought on better
days; and poor wee Benjie going from door to door with a meal-pock on
his back.
The thought first dung me stupid, and then drove me to desperation; and
not even minding the dear wife of my bosom, that had fainted away as
dead as a herring, I pulled on my trowsers like mad, and rushed out into
the street, bareheaded and barefoot as the day that Lucky Bringthereout
dragged me into the world.
The crowd saw in the twinkling of an eyeball that I was a desperate man,
fierce as Sir William Wallace, and not to be withstood by gentle or
simple. So most of them made way for me; they that tried to stop me
finding it a bad job, being heeled over from right to left, on the broad
of their backs, like flounders, without respect of age or person; some
old women that were obstrepulous being gey sore hurt, and one of them
has a pain in her hainch even to this day. When I had got almost to the
doorcheek of the burning house, I found one grupping me by the back like
grim death; and in looking over my shoulder, who was it but Nanse
herself, that, rising up from her faint, had pursued me like a
whirlwind. It was a heavy trial, but my duty to myself in the first
place, and to my neighbours in the second, roused me up to withstand it;
so, making a spend like a greyhound, I left the hindside of my shirt in
her grasp, like Joseph’s garment in the nieve of Potiphar’s wife, and up
the stairs head-foremost among the flames.
Mercy keep us all! what a sight for mortal man to glower at with his
living eyes! The bells were tolling amid the dark, like a summons from
above for the parish of Dalkeith to pack off to another world; the drums
were beat-beating as if the French were coming, thousand on thousand, to
kill, slay, and devour every maid and mother’s son of us; the
fire-engine pump-pump-pumping like daft, showering the water like
rainbows, as if the windows of heaven were opened, and the days of old
Noah come back again; and the rabble throwing the good furniture over
the windows like onion peelings, where it either felled the folk below,
or was dung to a thousand shivers on the causey. I cried to them for the
love of goodness to make search in the beds, in case there might be any
weans there, human life being still more precious than human means; but
not a living soul was seen but a cat, which, being raised and wild with
the din, would on no consideration allow itself to be catched. Jacob
Dribble found that to his cost; for right or wrong, having a drappie in
his head, he swore like a trooper that he would catch her, and carry her
down beneath his oxter; so forward he weired her into a corner,
crouching on his hunkers. He had much better have let it alone; for it
fuffed over his shoulder like wildfire, and, scarting his back all the
way down, jumped like a lamplighter head-foremost through the flames,
where, in the raging and roaring of the devouring element, its pitiful
cries were soon hushed to silence for ever and ever.
At long and last, a woman’s howl was heard on the street, lamenting,
like Hagar over young Ishmael in the wilderness of Beersheba, and crying
that her old grannie, that was a lameter, and had been bedridden for
four years come the Martinmas following, was burning to a cinder in the
fore-garret. My heart was like to burst within me when I heard this
dismal news, remembering that I myself had once an old mother, that was
now in the mools; so I brushed up the stair like a hatter, and burst
open the door of the fore-garret—for in the hurry I could not find the
sneck, and did not like to stand on ceremony. I could not see my finger
before me, and did not know my right hand from the left, for the smoke;
but I groped round and round, though the reek mostly cut my breath, and
made me cough at no allowance, till at last I catched hold of something
cold and clammy, which I gave a pull, not knowing what it was, but found
out to be the old wife’s nose. I cried out as loud as I was able for the
poor creature to hoise herself up into my arms; but, receiving no
answer, I discovered in a moment that she was suffocated, the foul air
having gone down her wrong hause; and, though I had aye a terror at
looking at, far less handling, a dead corpse, there was something brave
within me at the moment, my blood being up; so I caught hold of her by
the shoulders, and hurling her with all my might out of her bed, got her
lifted on my back heads and thraws in the manner of a boll of meal, and
away as fast as my legs could carry me.
There was a providence in this haste; for ere I was half-way down the
stair, the floor fell with a thud like thunder; and such a combustion of
soot, stour, and sparks arose, as was never seen or heard tell of in the
memory of man since the day that Samson pulled over the pillars in the
house of Dagon, and smoored all the mocking Philistines as flat as
flounders. For the space of a minute I was as blind as a beetle, and was
like to be choked for want of breath; however, as the dust began to
clear up, I saw an open window, and hallooed down to the crowd for the
sake of mercy to bring a ladder, to save the lives of two perishing
fellow-creatures, for now my own was also in imminent jeopardy. They
were long of coming, and I did not know what to do; so thinking that the
old wife, as she had not spoken, was maybe dead already, I was once
determined just to let her drop down upon the street, but I knew that
the so doing would have cracked every bone in her body, and the glory of
my bravery would thus have been worse than lost. I persevered,
therefore, though I was ready to fall down under the dead weight, she
not being able to help herself, and having a deal of beef in her skin
for an old woman of eighty; but I got a lean, by squeezing her a wee
between me and the wall.
I thought they would never have come, for my shoeless feet were all
bruised and bleeding from the crunched lime and the splinters of broken
stones; but, at long and last, a ladder was hoisted up, and having
fastened a kinch of ropes beneath her oxters, I let her slide down over
the upper step, by way of a pillyshee, having the satisfaction of seeing
her safely landed in the arms of seven old wives, that were waiting with
a cosey warm blanket below. Having accomplished this grand manœuvre,
wherein I succeeded in saving the precious life of a woman of eighty,
that had been four long years bedridden, I tripped down the steps myself
like a nine-year-old, and had the pleasure, when the roof fell in, to
know that I for one had done my duty; and that, to the best of my
knowledge, no living creature, except the poor cat, had perished within
the jaws of the devouring element.
But bide a wee; the work was, as yet, only half done. The fire was still
roaring and raging, every puff of wind that blew through the black
firmament driving the red sparks high into the air, where they died away
like the tail of a comet, or the train of a sky-rocket; the joisting
crazing, cracking, and tumbling down; and now and then the bursting cans
playing flee in a hundred flinders from the chimney-heads. One would
have naturally enough thought that our engine could have drowned out a
fire of any kind whatsoever in half a second, scores of folks driving
about with pitcherfuls of water, and scaling half of it on one another
and the causey in their hurry; but, woe’s me! it did not play puh on the
red-het stones that whizzed like iron in a smiddy trough; so, as soon as
it was darkness and smoke in one place, it was fire and fury in another.
My anxiety was great. Seeing that I had done my best for my neighbours,
it behoved me now, in my turn, to try and see what I could do for
myself; so, notwithstanding the remonstrances of my friend James
Batter—whom Nanse, knowing I had bare feet, had sent out to seek me,
with a pair of shoon in his hand, and who, in scratching his head,
mostly rugged out every hair of his wig with sheer vexation—I ran off,
and mounted the ladder a second time, and succeeded, after muckle
speeling, in getting upon the top of the wall; where, having a bucket
slung up to me by means of a rope, I swashed down such showers on the
top of the flames, that I soon did more good, in the space of five
minutes, than the engine and the ten men, that were all in a broth of
perspiration with pumping it, did the whole night over; to say nothing
of the multitude of drawers of water, men, wives, and weans, with their
cuddies, leglins, pitchers, pails, and water-stoups; having the
satisfaction, in a short time, to observe everything getting as black as
the crown of my hat, and the gable of my own house becoming as cool as a
cucumber.
Being a man of method, and acquainted with business, I could have liked
to have given a finishing stitch to my work before descending the
ladder; but, losh me! sic a whingeing, girning, greeting, and roaring
got up all of a sudden, as was never seen or heard of since Bowed
Joseph[23] raised the mealmob, and burned Johnnie Wilkes in effigy, and,
looking down, I saw Benjie, the bairn of my own heart, and the callant
Glen, my apprentice on trial, that had both been as sound as tops till
this blessed moment, standing in their nightgowns and their little red
cowls, rubbing their eyes, cowering with cold and fright, and making an
awful uproar, crying on me to come down and not be killed. The voice of
Benjie especially pierced through and through my heart, like a two-edged
sword, and I could on no manner of account suffer myself to bear it any
longer, as I jaloused the bairn would have gone into convulsion fits if
I had not heeded him; so, making a sign to them to be quiet, I came my
ways down, taking hold of one in ilka hand, which must have been a
fatherly sight to the spectators that saw us. After waiting on the crown
of the causey for half-an-hour, to make sure that the fire was
extinguished, and all tight and right, I saw the crowd scaling, and
thought it best to go in too, carrying the two youngsters along with me.
When I began to move off, however, siccan a cheering of the multitude
got up as would have deafened a cannon; and, though I say it myself, who
should not say it, they seemed struck with a sore amazement at my heroic
behaviour, following me with loud cheers, even to the threshold of my
own door.
Footnote 23:
A noted Edinburgh character.
From this folk should condescend to take a lesson, seeing that, though
the world is a bitter bad world, yet that good deeds are not only a
reward to themselves, but call forth the applause of Jew and Gentile;
for the sweet savour of my conduct, on this memorable night, remained in
my nostrils for goodness knows the length of time, many praising my
brave humanity in public companies and assemblies of the people, such as
strawberry ploys, council meetings, dinner parties, and so forth; and
many in private conversation at their own ingle-cheek, by way of
two-handed crack; in stage-coach confab, and in causey talk in the
forenoon, before going in to take their meridians. Indeed, between
friends, the business proved in the upshot of no small advantage to me,
bringing to me a sowd of strange faces, by way of customers, both gentle
and simple, that I verily believe had not so muckle as ever heard of my
name before, and giving me many a coat to cut, and cloth to shape, that,
but for my gallant behaviour on the fearsome night aforesaid, would
doubtless have been cut, sewed, and shaped by other hands. Indeed,
considering the great noise the thing made in the world, it is no wonder
that every one was anxious to have a garment of wearing apparel made by
the individual same hands that had succeeded, under Providence, in
saving the precious life of an old woman of eighty, that had been
bedridden, some say, four years come Yule, and others, come Martinmas.
When we got to the ingle-side, and, barring the door, saw that all was
safe, it was now three in the morning; so we thought it by much the best
way of managing, not to think of sleeping any more, but to be on the
look-out—as we aye used to be when walking sentry in the volunteers—in
case the flames should, by ony mischancy accident or other, happen to
break out again. My wife blamed my hardihood muckle, and the rashness
with which I had ventured at once to places where even masons and
slaters were afraid to put foot on; yet I saw, in the interim, that she
looked on me with a prouder eye—knowing herself the helpmate of one that
had courageously risked his neck, and every bone in his skin, in the
cause of humanity. I saw this as plain as a pikestaff, as, with one of
her kindest looks, she insisted on my putting on a better happing to
screen me from the cold, and on my taking something comfortable inwardly
towards the dispelling of bad consequences. So, after half a minute’s
stand-out, by way of refusal like, I agreed to a cupful of het-pint, as
I thought it would be a thing Mungo Glen might never have had the good
fortune to have tasted, and as it might operate by way of a cordial on
the gallant Benjie, who kept aye smally and in a dwining way. No sooner
said than done, and off Nanse brushed in a couple of hurries to make the
het-pint.
After the small beer was put into the pan to boil, we found, to our
great mortification, that there was no eggs in the house, and Benjie was
sent out with a candle to the hen-house, to see if any of the hens had
laid since gloaming, and fetch what he could get. In the middle of the
meantime, I was expatiating to Mungo on what taste it would have, and
how he had never seen anything finer than it would be, when in ran
Benjie, all out of breath, and his face as pale as a dish-clout.
“What’s the matter, Benjie, what’s the matter?” said I to him, rising up
from my chair in a great hurry of a fright. “Has onybody killed ye? or
is the fire broken out again? or has the French landed? or have ye seen
a ghost? or are”—
“Eh, crifty!” cried Benjie, coming till his speech, “they’re a’ aff—cock
and hens and a’; there’s naething left but the rotten nest-egg in the
corner!”
This was an awful dispensation. In the midst of the desolation of the
fire—such is the depravity of human nature—some ne’er-do-weels had taken
advantage of my absence to break open the hen-house door; and our whole
stock of poultry, the cock along with our seven hens—two of them tappit,
and one muffled—were carried away bodily, stoop and roop.
On this subject, howsoever, I shall say no more, but merely observe in
conclusion, that, as to our het-pint, we were obliged to make the best
of a bad bargain, making up with whisky what it wanted in eggs; though
our banquet could not be called altogether a merry one, the joys of our
escape from the horrors of the fire being damped, as it were by a wet
blanket, on account of the nefarious pillaging of our hen-house.
ROSE JAMIESON.
I looked on thy death-cold face, my lassie,—
I looked on thy death-cold face;
Thou seemed a lily new cut i’ the bud,
And fading at its place.
Thy lips were ruddy and calm, my lassie,—
Thy lips were ruddy and calm;
But gane was the holy breath o’ heaven,
To sing the evening psalm.—_Allan Cunningham._
Andrew Jamieson was a thorough-paced Cameronian. He held hats in
abomination, as they savoured of Erastianism; abhorred boots, because
the troopers of 1685 wore them while galloping over the wilds of
Dumfriesshire in quest of the persecuted remnant; testified against the
use of “fanners” in the process of separating the chaff from the wheat,
as a tacit renunciation of the doctrine of a superintending Providence.
He judged of the excellences or defects of a sermon by its length; and
on that of prayer by the colloquial familiarity which the clergyman held
with the Deity; pronounced on his orthodoxy by the complexion of his
text; and lifted up his voice against gowns, bands, and white
pocket-handkerchiefs, as frippery belonging to the scarlet lady.
Academical honours were his loathing, as he knew that, like plenary
indulgences, they are, and were, to be had for money; nor would his
prejudice allow him to distinguish between the man who received a
D.D.-ship as the honourable reward of a life devoted to sacred
literature, and him who carried it by lodging a professor’s wife and
daughter during the race week.
Sermons in MS., though they had been the composition of a Chalmers, and
read with the classic elocution of a Thomson, appeared to him as
sounding brass and a tinkling cymbal; or, in his own vernacular phrase,
“in at the tae lug, and out at the tither.” ’Twas the pride of his heart
to travel twenty or thirty miles on foot to hear a favourite preacher;
or to attend sacramental occasions in the air, in unfrequented
districts, in imitation of the heroes of the covenant, who scorned to
square their creed to the mandates of a tyrannical government; and I
verily believe that a slight touch of persecution would have added to
his enjoyments in this sublunary sphere; but this, as he frequently
hinted, was too great a privilege to hope for from a government “neither
cold nor hot.”
Andrew was a small farmer in the uplands of Nithsdale, had been prudent
to a proverb in worldly matters, and consequently was rich, not only in
his hopes of futurity, but in the more tangible currency of this sinful
world. Frugality had been one of his most prominent characteristics; and
while many less wealthy neighbours sported broad cloth at fairs and
preachings, according to his inimitable countryman—
His garb was gude gray hodden,—
His bonnet was a broad one;
which garb, and which bonnet, had been familiar to the frequenters of
“tent preachings” for the greater part of forty years. Such was the
father of Rose Jamieson, the beautiful, the meek, the modest Rose
Jamieson, whose fame extended for many a mile round her father’s
dwelling; and whose fortune perhaps lent her an additional charm in the
eyes of the less worthy of her suitors. Beautiful women have been so
often described by master-spirits, that it would be presumptuous in me
to attempt it. I entreat the reader, therefore, to place before his
mind’s eye Milton’s Eve, or Thomson’s Lavinia, or Campbell’s Gertrude,
or some of the still more glorious creations of Scott or Shakspeare;
’twill serve my purpose a thousand times better, and save me a world of
trouble. Having thus briefly disposed of her bodily and mental
attractions, it is needless to add that she was sought in marriage by
the flower of the peasantry, and even by many above that rank in life,
but shrunk from their society, as the sensitive plant shrinks from the
human touch, or the sunflower when its idol withdraws to his ocean bed.
Her pursuits were of an intellectual nature. She loved literature
immensely; and though her parent was sufficiently rigid and unbending in
general, relative to what he designated the “vanities,” yet he gladly
supplied her with the means of gratifying her taste for books, and even
condescended at intervals to direct her in the choice of their “mute
friends;” but his selections generally consisted of those tremendous
folios of divinity, both doctrinal and controversial, which even yet may
be seen on the shelves of our more unsophisticated peasantry; and her
masculine mind was not slow in making herself mistress of their
voluminous contents.
By a careful perusal, however, of the immaculate Volume which the great
Founder of Christianity left as a guide to His followers, she perceived
that her father’s favourite authors did not always resemble their Divine
Master in the milder virtues—such as charity, which thinketh no evil;
brotherly kindness, which is ever and anon ready to bear with an erring
being; and that humility of spirit which is ever ready to esteem another
better than one’s self. As her mind got emancipated from the thraldom of
the austere dogmas which had been inculcated on it from infancy, she saw
a very great deal to admire, nay, to love, in the doctrines of those
very persons whom her father had branded with the name of “prelatists”
and “malignants;” and hence she began to examine more closely into the
merits of the controversy which raged with so much violence between
persons worshipping the same God, through the mediation of the same
Redeemer.
The result was, that she saw much to praise and much to blame on both
sides, and she endeavoured to cover the failings of either party with
the mantle of Christian love. That many of the Episcopalian clergy of
that unhappy period, when the lieges were forced to attend the parish
church at the point of the bayonet, disgraced their sacred profession,
and brought obloquy on the holy name by which they were called, can
neither be denied nor disputed. That some of them acted like
incarnations of the devil, will not be controverted even in our own
times, when truth, like the meridian sun, has dissipated the clouds of
error and prejudice; but it is equally true, that there were men among
them who adorned their profession by a walk and conversation becoming
the Gospel, and who lamented in secret the evils which their
circumscribed influence could not avert. Who does not revere the memory
of the great and good Leighton, whose philanthropy extended to all
mankind—whose whole existence was a living commentary on the great
doctrine which was ever on his lips—namely, that the Founder of
Christianity came to proclaim “peace on earth, good-will to men?” After
the Revolution, when Presbyterianism again unfurled her banners to the
mountain-breezes of our country—banners which, alas! had been wofully
trampled under foot, and in defending which the best blood in Scotland
had been poured out like water—the son of one of the ejected curates
settled in the parish of —— as a farmer, retaining, however, the
religious principles in which he had been educated, and which were now
doubly dear to him in the hour of his church’s adversity.
Like his father, he was a Christian, not only in theory, but in
practice; his faith was evinced, not by vague declamation, not by
ultra-sanctimoniousness, but by its genuine fruits—namely, good works.
Son succeeded sire in the same district and the same principles; and it
seemed that a peculiar blessing had descended on the whole race; as
whatever things were lovely, or of good report, these things they did;
and the promise to the meek was fulfilled them, for they literally
“inherited the earth.”
Their flocks and herds were numerous; their corn and pasture fields
ample;—they enlarged their borders, and, at the time this sketch
commences, they mingled with the aristocracy of the county.
The youngest son of a branch of this family had studied at the
University of Oxford, with a view to the Church of which his family had
been such distinguished members. He was a youth not only of ardent
piety, but of intense application; he fearlessly grappled with the most
abstruse subjects; he divested philosophy of its jargon, and divinity of
its verbosity; and nothing was so dear to his heart as when he
discovered truth like a diamond amidst the heaps of rubbish which had
been accumulating for ages.
But, alas! like the gentle Kirke White, while his mind was expanding and
luxuriating amid the treasures of Greece and Rome, and the still more
sacred stores of Palestine, his body was declining with corresponding
rapidity; therefore, with attenuated frame and depressed spirits, he
sought once more his native vale, to inhale health with its invigorating
breezes.
Secluded from the great world, and debarred from pursuing his favourite
studies, he sought the society of Rose Jamieson as an antidote to that
_ennui_ which will inevitably obtrude itself on the mind amid the
solitudes of a thinly peopled country. The great poet of nature has told
us that the recluse may find—
Tongues in trees, books in the running brooks,
Sermons in stones, and good in everything.
And I have no doubt that the amiable and interesting student would have
been sufficiently charmed with the beauties of external nature, and
instructed by her eloquence, had there not been “metal more attractive”
in the beautiful being who shared his walks and his friendship.
The lovely Rose Jamieson became his ministering angel; her smile chased
away the languor that brooded over his intelligent countenance; her
sweet voice quickened his sluggish pulse, and made his heart thrill with
an indescribable joy—a heretofore unknown rapture; her sunny glances
diffused life, light, and gladness through his whole frame.
The golden hours on angel wing
flew over them; the summer day became too short for them;
their walks became Eden, and their day-dreams Elysium; they
loved—fervently—mutually.
Soon as morning gleamed on the mountains, the fond pair were to be seen
brushing the dew from the clover, by the banks of the romantic Nith, or
climbing the daisied uplands with elastic steps and buoyant hearts—for
the mountain air had already renovated the youth’s enfeebled frame, and
hope had animated his spirits, and given vivacity to his conversation.
They expatiated on the beauty and sublimity of the scenery around
them—on the power and goodness of the Deity, displayed alike in the
creation of the sun in the firmament, and the production of the myriads
of wild-flowers which enamelled the green sward beneath their feet. The
rushing of the mighty river to a still mightier ocean, and the diamond
dewdrop hid in the petal of the half-opened rose; the wide-spreading and
venerable oak of a century, and the lowly gowan of yesterday, afforded
inexhaustible themes for discussion; and the conclusion which invariably
forced itself on their attention, was that of the pious Addison—
In Reason’s ear they all rejoice,
And utter forth a glorious voice;
For ever singing, as they shine,
“The hand that made us is divine.”
The summer months glided over the youthful pair imperceptibly; but with
returning health, imperative duty impelled the enamoured scholar to
resume his studies; to resign the delicious society of her he loved for
the musty tome, the midnight lamp, and the emulation approaching
hostility, within the time-hallowed walls of Oxford. Already had his
trunks been packed, the day of his departure fixed, and his adieus
uttered—all but _one_.
They met for this purpose one Sabbath evening in a sequestered glen; the
larch and laburnum formed a rude arbour over them, and a nameless
streamlet murmured at their feet. The stock-doves uttered mournful
cadences, and the plovers over the neighbouring heath sent forth ominous
wailings. The early autumnal breeze moaned through the thick foliage,
and the rustle of the overhanging leaves gave a dreary response. ’Twas a
sad hour; they vowed eternal fidelity—mingled their tears—exchanged
Bibles—and parted—he to the crowded haunts of science, she to the
solitude of her own little apartment, to brood over the waking dreams of
bliss which she had so lately experienced. On opening the little Bible
which she had received from the hands of her lover, she found the
following text written on the fly-leaf, in a tremulous hand:—“Thou shalt
not forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Lord thine oaths,” and
she could trace, moreover, certain globular stains, the cause of which
was not ill to define. “Yes!” she exclaimed, while the tears started
from her large blue eyes, “I will perform all I have vowed to thee, to
the very letter. I will love thee as woman never loved—in sorrow and in
sickness, in poverty and in exile—nay, in death itself I will love thee;
neither shall the influence of wealth, rank, talent, manly beauty, nor
shall the authority, which preponderates more than all these together,
even that of my only parent, ever alienate my affections from thee, thou
chosen of my heart!”
At this moment the door was opened, and her father stood before her. A
harsh expression pervaded his rigid countenance; there was a stern
inflexibility in his eye, and his lip quivered with emotion; he held his
staff with a convulsive grasp, and his whole frame trembled with
conflicting passions.
“Daughter,” said he, in a tremulous and hollow voice, “daughter, I had
indeed suspected that the corbie was attempting to gain the dove’s
nest—that the descendant of the malignant, with malicious wile, was
endeavouring to secure an interest in thine affections, and bitterly do
I rue that I did not put a stop to it sooner. But little did I think
that thou, the child of my love, the only daughter of thy sainted
mother, whom I have cherished like the apple of mine eye, wouldst have
so far forgotten thy duty as to vow love and obedience to a scion of an
abjured prelatical stock, against whom thy father and thy father’s
fathers have lifted up their testimony, since the glorious carved work
of the sanctuary has been defaced by their unhallowed hands. Did they
not shed the blood of the saints in torrents? Were they not butchered in
the face of the sun, and in cold blood? And did not their cries
enter—but my blood curdles to enumerate the half of their enormities,
and I shall therefore refrain from adverting to branding, mutilation,
fine, imprisonment, exile, and death. Daughter,” said he, in a
sepulchral voice, “thou must break off all intercourse and connection
with this young man instantly; between us there is an impassable gulf.
And if thou perseverest in thine ill-starred choice; if thou art
disobedient to thy hoary-headed father; if thou cherish his image in thy
bosom, or even at some future period, when I am gathered to my fathers,
become his wife, I shall bequeath thee my malison for thy dowry, and my
ban for thine inheritance.”
So saying, he flung himself out of the chamber in a paroxysm of rage.
His beauteous daughter, meanwhile, had become inanimate on the couch.
The usual remedies in these cases were promptly resorted to; and after a
short interval, she opened her eyes, but it was only to gaze on vacancy.
The “silver cord was loosed, and the golden bow was broken.” Her reason
had fled, and never returned. In one month she was where the wicked
cease from troubling, and where the weary are at rest. Her father,
though he deemed he had only done an imperative duty, could not
withstand the shock. Nature sunk beneath the unlooked-for calamity; he
mourned, and he _would not_ be comforted. In a few weeks he breathed his
last; and another tenant was added to the house appointed for all
living.
But who may paint the misery of the unhappy youth when he learnt the
harrowing intelligence? Sorrow is sacred, and we shall not enter into
its detail. Suffice it to say, that he gave up his studies, returned to
his native vale with a broken heart; and in the words of his celebrated
countryman (who no doubt had the pair in his mind’s eye when he penned
the touchingly simple ballad), he is reported to have said—
Low there thou lies, my lassie,
Low there thou lies;
A bonnier form ne’er went to the yird,
Nor frae it will arise!
There’s nought but dust now mine, lassie,
There’s nought but dust now mine;
My soul’s with thee in the cauld, cauld grave,
And why should I stay behin’?
A NIGHT AT THE HERRING FISHING.
BY HUGH MILLER.
In the latter end of August 1819, I went out to the fishing then
prosecuted on Guilliam in a Cromarty boat. The evening was remarkably
pleasant. A low breeze from the west scarcely ruffled the surface of the
frith, which was varied in every direction by unequal stripes and
patches of a dead calmness. The bay of Cromarty, burnished by the rays
of the declining sun until it glowed like a sheet of molten fire, lay
behind, winding in all its beauty beneath purple hills and jutting
headlands; while before stretched the wide extent of the Moray Frith,
speckled with fleets of boats which had lately left their several ports,
and were now all sailing in one direction. The point to which they were
bound was the bank of Guilliam, which, seen from betwixt the Sutors,
seemed to verge on the faint blue line of the horizon; and the fleets
which had already arrived on it had, to the naked eye, the appearance of
a little rough-edged cloud resting on the water. As we advanced, this
cloud of boats grew larger and darker; and soon after sunset, when the
bank was scarcely a mile distant, it assumed the appearance of a thick
leafless wood covering a low brown island.
The tide, before we left the shore, had risen high on the beach, and was
now beginning to recede. Aware of this, we lowered sail several hundred
yards to the south of the fishing ground; and after determining the
point from whence the course of the current would drift us direct over
the bank, we took down the mast, cleared the hinder part of the boat,
and began to cast out the nets. Before the Inlaw appeared in the line of
the Gaelic Chapel (the landmark by which the southernmost extremity of
Guilliam is ascertained), the whole drift was thrown overboard and made
fast to the swing. Night came on. The sky assumed a dead and leaden hue.
A low dull mist roughened the outline of the distant hills, and in some
places blotted them out from the landscape. The faint breeze that had
hitherto scarcely been felt now roughened the water, which was of a dark
blue colour, approaching to black. The sounds which predominated were in
unison with the scene. The almost measured dash of the waves against the
sides of the boat and the faint rustle of the breeze were incessant;
while the low dull moan of the surf breaking on the distant beach, and
the short sudden cry of an aquatic fowl of the diving species,
occasionally mingled with the sweet though rather monotonous notes of a
Gaelic song. “It’s ane o’ the Gairloch fishermen,” said our skipper;
“puir folk, they’re aye singin’ an’ thinkin’ o’ the Hielands.”
Our boat, as the tides were not powerful, drifted slowly over the bank.
The buoys stretched out from the bows in an unbroken line. There was no
sign of fish, and the boatmen, after spreading the sail over the beams,
laid themselves down on it. The scene was at the time so new to me, and,
though of a somewhat melancholy cast, so pleasing, that I stayed up. A
singular appearance attracted my notice. “How,” said I to one of the
boatmen, who a moment before had made me an offer of his greatcoat, “how
do you account for that calm silvery spot on the water, which moves at
such a rate in the line of our drift?” He started up. A moment after he
called on the others to rise, and then replied, “That moving speck of
calm water covers a shoal of herrings. If it advances a hundred yards
farther in that direction, we shall have some employment for you.” This
piece of information made me regard the little patch, which, from the
light it caught, and the blackness of the surrounding water, seemed a
bright opening in a dark sky, with considerable interest. It moved
onward with increased velocity. It came in contact with the line of the
drift, and three of the buoys immediately sunk. A few minutes were
suffered to elapse, and we then commenced hauling. The two strongest of
the crew, as is usual, were stationed at the cork, the two others at the
ground baulk. My assistance, which I readily tendered, was pronounced
unnecessary, so I hung over the gunwale watching the nets as they
approached the side of the boat. The three first, from the phosphoric
light of the water, appeared as if bursting into flames of a pale green
colour. The fourth was still brighter, and glittered through the waves
while it was yet several fathoms away, reminding me of an intensely
bright sheet of the aurora borealis. As it approached the side, the pale
green of the phosphoric matter appeared as if mingled with large flakes
of snow. It contained a body of fish. “A white horse! a white horse!”
exclaimed one of the men at the cork baulk; “lend us a haul.” I
immediately sprung aft, laid hold on the rope, and commenced hauling. In
somewhat less than half an hour we had all the nets on board, and rather
more than twelve barrels of herrings.
The night had now become so dark, that we could scarcely discern the
boats which lay within gunshot of our own; and we had no means of
ascertaining the position of the bank except by sounding. The lead was
cast, and soon after the nets shot a second time. The skipper’s bottle
was next produced, and a dram of whisky sent round in a tin measure
containing nearly a gill. We then folded down the sail, which had been
rolled up to make way for the herrings, and were soon fast asleep.
Ten years have elapsed since I laid myself down on this couch, and I was
not then so accustomed to a rough bed as I am now, when I can look back
on my wanderings as a journeyman mason over a considerable part of both
the Lowlands and Highlands of Scotland. About midnight I awoke quite
chill, and all over sore with the hard beams and sharp rivets of the
boat. Well, thought I, this is the tax I pay for my curiosity. I rose
and crept softly over the sail to the bows, where I stood, and where, in
the singular beauty of the scene, which was of a character as different
from that I had lately witnessed as is possible to conceive, I soon lost
all sense of every feeling that was not pleasure. The breeze had died
into a perfect calm. The heavens were glowing with stars, and the sea,
from the smoothness of the surface, appeared a second sky, as bright and
starry as the other, but with this difference, that all its stars
appeared comets. There seemed no line of division at the horizon, which
rendered the allusion more striking. The distant hills appeared a chain
of dark thundery clouds sleeping in the heavens. Tn short, the scene was
one of the strangest I ever witnessed; and the thoughts and imaginations
which it suggested were of a character as singular. I looked at the boat
as it appeared in the dim light of midnight, a dark irregularly-shaped
mass; I gazed on the sky of stars above, and the sky of comets below,
and imagined myself in the centre of space, far removed from the earth
and every other world—the solitary inhabitant of a planetary fragment.
This allusion, too romantic to be lasting, was dissipated by an incident
which convinced me that I had not yet left the world. A crew of south
shore fishermen, either by accident or design, had shot their nets right
across those of another boat, and, in disentangling them, a quarrel
ensued. Our boat lay more than half a mile from the scene of contention,
but I could hear, without being particularly attentive, that on the one
side there were terrible threats of violence, immediate and bloody; and
on the other, threats of the still more terrible pains and penalties of
the law. In a few minutes, however, the entangled nets were freed, and
the roar of altercation gradually sunk into a silence as dead as that
which had preceded it.
An hour before sunrise, I was somewhat disheartened to find the view on
every side bounded by a dense low bank of fog, which hung over the
water, while the central firmament remained blue and cloudless. The
neighbouring boats appeared through the mist huge misshapen things,
manned by giants. We commenced hauling, and found in one of the nets a
small rock-cod and a half-starved whiting, which proved the whole of our
draught. I was informed by the fishermen, that even when the shoal is
thickest on the Guilliam, so close does it keep by the bank, that not a
solitary herring is to be caught a gunshot from the edge on either side.
We rowed up to the other boats, few of whom had been more successful in
their last haul than ourselves, and none equally so in their first. The
mist prevented us from ascertaining, by known landmarks, the position of
the bank, which we at length discovered in a manner that displayed much
of the peculiar art of the fisherman. The depth of the water, and the
nature of the bottom, showed us that it lay to the south. A faint
tremulous heave of the sea, which was still calm, was the only remaining
vestige of the gale which had blown from the west in the early part of
the night, and this heave, together with the current, which at this
stage of the flood runs in a southwestern direction, served as our
compass. We next premised how far our boat had drifted down the frith
with the ebb-tide, and how far she had been carried back again by the
flood. We then turned her bows in the line of the current, and in rather
less than half an hour were, as the lead informed us, on the eastern
extremity of Guilliam, where we shot our nets for the third time.
Soon after sunrise the mist began to dissipate, and the surface of the
water to appear for miles around roughened as if by a smart breeze,
though there was not the slightest breath of wind at the time. “How do
you account for that appearance?” said I to one of the fishermen. “Ah,
lad, that is by no means so favourable a token as the one you asked me
to explain last night. I had as lief see the _Bhodry-more_.” “Why, what
does it betoken? and what is the _Bhodry-more_?” “It betokens that the
shoal have spawned, and will shortly leave the frith; for when the fish
are sick and weighty they never rise to the surface in that way. But
have you never heard of the _Bhodry-more_?” I replied in the negative.
“Well, but you shall.” “Nay,” said another of the crew, “leave that for
our return; do you not see the herrings playing by thousands round our
nets, and not one of the buoys sinking in the water? There is not a
single fish swimming so low as the upper baulks of our drift. Shall we
not shorten the buoy-ropes, and take off the sinkers?” This did not meet
the approbation of the others, one of whom took up a stone, and flung it
in the middle of the shoal. The fish immediately disappeared from the
surface for several fathoms round. “Ah, there they go!” he exclaimed;
“if they go but low enough; four years ago I startled thirty barrels of
light fish into my drift just by throwing a stone among them.”
The whole frith at this time, so far as the eye could reach, appeared
crowded with herrings; and its surface was so broken by them as to
remind one of the pool of a waterfall. They leaped by millions a few
inches into the air, and sunk with a hollow plumping noise, somewhat
resembling the dull rippling sound of a sudden breeze; while to the eye
there was a continual twinkling, which, while it mocked every effort
that attempted to examine in detail, showed to the less curious glance
like a blue robe sprinkled with silver. But it is not by such
comparisons that so singular a scene is to be described so as to be
felt. It was one of those which, through the living myriads of creation,
testify of the infinite Creator.
About noon we hauled for the third and last time, and found nearly eight
barrels of fish. I observed when hauling that the natural heat of the
herring is scarcely less than that of quadrupeds or birds; that when
alive its sides are shaded by a beautiful crimson colour which it loses
when dead; and that when newly brought out of the water, it utters a
sharp faint cry somewhat resembling that of a mouse. We had now twenty
barrels on board. The _easterly har_, a sea-breeze so called by
fishermen, which in the Moray Frith, during the summer months, and first
month of autumn, commonly comes on after ten o’clock A.M., and fails at
four o’clock P.M., had now set in. We hoisted our mast and sail, and
were soon scudding right before it.
The story of the _Bhodry-more_, which I demanded of the skipper as soon
as we had trimmed our sail, proved interesting in no common degree, and
was linked with a great many others. The _Bhodry-more_[24] is an active,
mischievous fish of the whale species, which has been known to attack
and even founder boats. About eight years ago, a very large one passed
the town of Cromarty through the middle of the bay, and was seen by many
of the townsfolks leaping out of the water in the manner of a salmon,
fully to the height of a boat’s mast. It appeared about thirty feet in
length. This animal may almost be regarded as the mermaid of modern
times: for the fishermen deem it to have fully as much of the demon as
of the fish. There have been instances of its pursuing a boat under sail
for many miles, and even of its leaping over it from side to side. It
appears, however, that its habits and appetites are unlike those of the
shark; and that the annoyance which it gives the fisherman is out of no
desire of making him its prey, but from its predilection for amusement.
It seldom meddles with a boat when at anchor, but pursues one under
sail, as a kitten would a rolling ball of yarn. The large physalus whale
is comparatively a dull, sluggish animal; occasionally, however, it
evinces a partiality for the amusements of the _Bhodry-more_. Our
skipper said, that when on the Caithness coast, a few years before, an
enormous fish of the species kept direct in the wake of his boat for
more than a mile, frequently rising so near the stern as to be within
reach of the boat-hook. He described the expression of its large goggle
eyes as at once frightful and amusing; and so graphic was his narrative
that I could almost paint the animal stretching out for more than sixty
feet behind the boat, with his black marble-looking skin and cliff-like
fins. He at length grew tired of its gambols, and with a sharp fragment
of rock struck it between the eyes. It sunk with a sudden plunge, and
did not rise for ten minutes after, when it appeared a full mile
a-stern. This narrative was but the first of I no not know how many, of
a similar cast, which presented to my imagination the _Bhodry-more_
whale and hun-fish in every possible point of view. The latter, a
voracious formidable animal of the shark species, frequently makes great
havoc among the tackle with which cod and haddock are caught. Like the
shark, it throws itself on its back when in the act of seizing its prey.
The fishermen frequently see it lying motionless, its white belly
glittering through the water, a few fathoms from the boat’s side,
employed in stripping off every fish from their hooks as the line is
drawn over it. This formidable animal is from six to ten feet in length,
and formed like the common shark.
Footnote 24:
Properly, perhaps, the musculous whale.
One of the boatmen’s stories, though somewhat in the Munchausen style, I
shall take the liberty of relating. Two Cromarty men, many years ago,
were employed on a fine calm day in angling for coal-fish and rock-cod,
with rods and hand-lines. Their little skiff rode to a large oblong
stone, which served for an anchor, nearly opposite a rocky spire termed
the chapel, three miles south of Shandwick. Suddenly the stone was
raised from the bottom with a jerk, and the boat began to move. “What
can this mean!” exclaimed the elder of the men, pulling in his rod, “we
have surely broken loose; but who could have thought that there ran such
a current here!” The other, a young daring fellow, John Clark by name,
remarked in reply, that the apparent course of the skiff was directly
contrary to that of the current. The motion, which was at first gentle,
increased to a frightful velocity; the rope a-head was straitened until
the very stem cracked; and the sea rose upon either bows into a furrow
that nearly overtopped the gunwale. “Old man,” said the young fellow,
“didst thou ever see the like o’ that!” “Guid save us, boy,” said the
other; “cut, cut the swing.” “Na, na, bide a wee first, I manna skaith
the rape: didst thou ever see the like o’ that!”
In a few minutes, according to the story, they were dragged in this
manner nearly two miles, when the motion ceased as suddenly as it had
begun, and the skiff rode to the swing as before.
THE TWIN SISTERS.
BY ALEXANDER BALFOUR.
One of these men is genius to the other;
And so, of these which is the natural man,
And which the spirit? Who decyphers them?
_Shakspeare._
Emma and Emily Graham were twin daughters of a respectable farmer and
cattle-dealer in Perthshire. The girls bore such a striking resemblance
to each other, that their mother found it necessary to clothe them in
different colours, as the only method by which they could be
distinguished. As they grew up, their similarity became, if possible,
more perfect; the colour of their eyes and hair had no shade of
difference; and, indeed, every feature of their faces, their form and
stature, were so exactly alike, that the same distinction of different
dresses continued necessary. They had a brother, Edward, about fifteen
months younger, who bore as great a likeness to both as they did to each
other. When the girls arrived at nine or ten years of age, they gave
promise of being rather above the ordinary stature of their sex, with a
very considerable share of personal beauty. But it was only in externals
that the resemblance was complete; for, although both had excellent
dispositions, with a large share of good nature, their minds were in
most respects dissimilar.
Emma was sedate and modest, even to bashfulness; while Emily was so free
and lively, that many thought her forward, and her lightheartedness akin
to levity. Edward’s mind resembled that of his younger sister as closely
as his personal appearance. She was all mirth and frolic, and, by
changing clothes with her sister, amused, perplexed, and sometimes
fretted her parents; in all which Edward delighted to bear a part. At
school there was an ample field for these sportive tricks; and the
teacher himself was often sadly teased by their playful metamorphoses.
When the sisters completed their seventeenth year, they had more the
appearance of grown women than is common at that age; and their
resemblance still continued perfect. Their voices, although slightly
masculine, were pleasant and musical; and both had the same tone and
sound, pitched to the same key. The dispositions which they had
exhibited in childhood still seemed to “grow with their growth, and
strengthen with their strength.” In one thing they, however, agreed,
which was, that whenever they appeared in public, they dressed perfectly
alike, and were frequently amused and delighted with the mistakes
produced by the uniformity. To distinguish their clothes, every article
belonging to Emma was marked Em. G., and those of Emily with E. G. only.
As Edward grew up, his striking likeness to his sisters continued; even
their difference of voice could be distinguished only by a fine and
delicate ear; and with this close resemblance he was so highly pleased,
that he used every means by which it could be preserved. To add to the
perplexity of their friends, Emma would assume more than her usual
vivacity, while Emily would put herself under some restraint; although
the one was apt to become suddenly grave, and the other relax into
lightheartedness. But they were now divided; for Emma went to reside
with an aunt, at fifty miles’ distance, and there she continued for a
considerable time.
Both the girls had been courted occasionally by the young men of their
acquaintance; but their hearts had never felt a reciprocal passion.
There was, in particular, an old widower, Francis Meldrum, who had
become enamoured of Emily; and, as he was rich, her parents anxiously
wished to promote the match. But their daughter shrunk from it with the
most decided aversion: no repulse, however, could release her from the
importunity of his addresses, as he was countenanced and encouraged by
her parents.
During the summer, their father was in the practice of going into
England with a drove of cattle, sometimes not returning till the
approach of harvest. He now departed on his usual excursion; and, soon
after, the mother was called away to visit her sick grandmother, from
whom the family had considerable expectations. The farm and house were
thus left under the charge of Edward and Emily, both willing to do their
duty, but both thoughtless, and delighting in frolic; which, now that
they were relieved from the surveillance and remonstrances of the sedate
Emma, they had a better opportunity of indulging.