If I were to write a diary here, it would be after the following sort:--

_Monday._--Another shark! Mercy on us! What a brute! But not so big as

the other.

_Tuesday._--We had capital honey this morning to breakfast; eightpence

per lb.--freshly expressed from the wax, and got from Granny Jolter's

farm.

_Wednesday._--My _Times_ did not come by to-day's post, and I feel I

don't know how.

_Thursday._--The "hot crab" which we had at the parsonage, where we

dined to-day, was exquisite. The way it is done is--the whole of the

inside, and the claws, having been mixed together with a little rich

gravy, (sometimes cream is used;) curry-_paste_, not curry-powder, and

very fine fried crumbs of bread, is put into the shell of the crab and

then _salamandered_. If _my_ cook can do it on my return to town, I will

give her half-a-crown.

_Friday._--Nothing whatever happened; but it looked a little like rain,

over the downs, about four o'clock in the afternoon.

_Saturday._--A day of incidents. Ten o'clock A.M.--The coast-guard man

told me, that about five o'clock this morning, as he was coming along

---- cliff, a young fox popped out of a thicket close at his feet,

looked "quite steady-like at him for about five seconds," and then ran

back into the furze.

Eleven o'clock.--Saw a Cockney "gent" on a walking tour, the first of

the sort that I have seen in these parts, and he looked frightened at

the solitariness of the scene. Every thing that he had on seemed new: a

dandified shining hat; a kind of white pea-jacket; white trowsers;

fawn-coloured, gloves; little cloth boots tipped with shining French

polished leather; a very slight umbrella covered with oil-skin; and a

little telescope in a leathern case, slung round his waist. He fancied,

as he passed me, that he had occasion to use a gossamer white

pocket-handkerchief, with a fine border to it; for he took it out of an

outside breast-pocket, and unfolded it deliberately and jauntily. Whence

came he, I wonder? He cannot walk four miles further, poor fellow! for

evidently walking does not agree with him: yet he must, or sit down and

cry in this out-of-the-way place.

Two o'clock.--Tickler caught a little crab among the rocks. It got hold

of his nose, and bothered him.

Four o'clock.--As I was sitting on a tumble-down sort of gate, talking

earnestly with my little boy, I heard some vehicle approaching--looked

up as it turned the corner of the road, and behold--Her Gracious Majesty

Queen Victoria, Prince Albert, and one or two other persons, without

outriders or any sort of state whatever! She was dressed exceedingly

plain, and was laughing heartily at something said to her by a

well-known nobleman who walked beside the carriage. I never saw her

Majesty looking to so much advantage: in high spirits, with a fine fresh

colour, and her hair a _little_ deranged by the wind. She and her little

party seemed surprised at seeing any one in such an out-of-the-way

place, and her Majesty and the Prince returned our obeisances with

particular courtesy.

Half-past Five.--Nick Irons met me with a large viper which he had just

killed, after it had flown at his dog. Is there any difference between

vipers and adders?

A quarter past Six.--On arriving at home, found a hot crab, which had

been sent in to us, as an addition to our dinner, from the parsonage. I

lick my lips while thinking of it. I prefer the cream to the gravy.

Half-past six.--Find I have got only three bottles of port and two of

sherry left!

Nine o'clock.--My four gallon cask of elderberry wine, made for me--and

capitally made, too--by one of the villagers, came home. We are to put a

quart of brandy in it, and "take care it don't _forment_." I fancy I see

ourselves and the children regaling ourselves with it on the winter's

evenings, in town. Altogether it has cost me twelve shillings and

sixpence!

Quarter past Nine.--Children go to bed; I had the candles brought in,

resolved to read the new number of the ----; but fell asleep directly,

and never woke till half-past twelve o'clock, when I knew not where I

was; being in darkness--and alone. Really a journal of this sort is,

upon consideration, so instructive and entertaining, that I wish to know

whether you would like me to keep one during my next sojourn at the

seaside and publish it in _Maga_? I would undertake not to exceed three

numbers of _Maga_, each Part to contain only twenty pages.

* * * * *

MISS STRICKLAND _v._ LORD CAMPBELL.

Will his lordship favour the world with some reply to this clever and

laborious lady's accusation contained in her letter to the _Times_? That

letter is exceedingly specific and pointed in the charge of literary

larceny, and committed under circumstances which every consideration of

candour, gallantry, and literary character, concurs in rendering Lord

Campbell's complete exculpation a matter of serious consequence to his

reputation. Has he, or has he not, designedly appropriated to his own

use, as the fruits of his own original research, the results of a

literary fellow-labourer's meritorious and pains-taking original

investigation--that fellow-labourer, too, being a lady? I sincerely hope

that Lord Campbell's first literary attempt will prove not to be thus

discreditably signalized. His book _is yet_ unnoticed in _Maga_.

* * * * *

According to that good old intelligible English saying, it is this

morning _raining cats and dogs_. There's an end, Tickler, to our

intended eighteen-mile walk (thither and back) to the lighthouse, the

machinery of which I was very anxious to explain to you. _Bow, wow, wow,

wow!_ indeed! I know what you mean, you little sinner! You want to be

after the rabbits in yonder thickets, and you mean to intimate that you

can go perfectly well by yourself, don't mind the rain, and will come

safely home when you have finished your sport. Don't look so earnestly

at me, and whine so piteously. By the way, do you call yourself a vermin

dog? and yet every hair of your shaggy coat stood on end the other day,

when I turned out for you the two pennyworth of mice--_mice!_--which I

had bought for you from Nick Irons? What would you have done if a RAT

were to meet you? Bah, you little wretch! Where's your spirit? Refined,

and refined away by breeding, eh? What would you have done if you were

to be allowed to go off now, and were to rout out accidentally a

hedgehog, as _Hermit_ did yesterday? You may well whine! He's five times

your size, eh? But I've seen a terrier that would tackle a hedgehog, and

bring him home, too--your own second cousin, Tory, poor dear dog--peace

to his little ashes. Besides, to return to the rabbits--in spite of all

your snuffing and smelling, and scampering, and routing about, you never

turned up a rabbit yet! And even our kitten has only to rise and curve

her little back, and you slink away, like an arrant coward as you

are--Well!--come along, doggy! you're a good little creature, with all

your faults--these black eyes of yours, with your little erect ears,

look as if you had really understood all that I have been saying to

you--so I really think--and yet--pour! pour! pour!--[Enter Emily.]

_Emily._--Papa, Miss ---- says that we have said _all_ our lessons, and

_will_ you let us have Tickler to play with?

_Tickler._--Bow--wow--wow!--Bow, wow!--Bow! bow! bow!--[Running up and

scampering towards her, and they go away together.]

_Servant._--Brown has called with some lobsters, sir--(shows them)--two

very nice ones, and a small crab--only fifteenpence the lot.

_Self._--Very well--buy 'em.

_Wife._--(Entering)--Lobsters and crabs again! Really one would think

that you had had a surfeit of them long ago.

_Servant._--Brown says, sir, he mayn't be able to get any more for some

time, the wind's so high.

_Wife._--Oh, buy them, of course! Every thing is bought that comes here!

That's eleven crabs this week!

_Self._--What have you got there, my Xantippe?

_Wife._--I wish you would drop that odious name.

_Self._--What have you there, my Angel?

_Wife._--No, _that_ won't do either.

_Self._--Well, Fanny, then--what have you got there?

_Wife._--Why, 'tis the new work of Mr Dickens--_Dombey & Son._ What an

odd name for a tale!

_Self._--Why, how did you get it?

_Wife._--Mrs ---- (at the parsonage) has just got a packet of books from

town, and has lent us this, as it is a wet day, till the evening, and

they have got lots to read at present.

_Self._--I am very much obliged to them.

_Wife._--So am I, for I want to read it first; manners, if you please.

_Self._--Come, come, Fanny, I really want it; I've a good deal of

curiosity.

_Wife._--So have I, too!

_Self._--Well, at any rate, let me look at the plates.

_Wife._--Certainly; and suppose, by the way, as I've no letter to

write--suppose I sit down with you, and read it to you! 'Twill save your

eyes, and I'm all alone in the other room.

_Self._--Very well. [Madame shuts the door; seats herself on the

miniature sofa; I poke the fire; and she begins.] Being called away soon

afterwards on some domestic exigency, she leaves me--and I read for

myself. You said that you should like to know my opinion of Mr Dickens'

new story, and I read it with interest, and some care. 'Tis exactly what

I had expected; containing clear evidence of original genius, disfigured

by many most serious, and now plainly incurable, blemishes. The first

thing striking me, on perusing this new performance, is, that its author

writes, as it were, from amidst a thick theatrical mist. Cursed be the

hour--should say a sincere admirer of Mr Dickens' genius--that he ever

set foot within a theatre, or became intimate with theatrical people.

You fancy that every scene, incident, and character, is conceived with a

view to its _telling_--from the stage. This suggestion seems to me to

afford a key to most of the prominent faults and deficiencies of Mr

Dickens as an imaginative writer; the lamentable absence of that

simplicity and sobriety which invest the writings, for instance, of

Goldsmith with immortal freshness and beauty. With what truthful

tenderness does _such_ a writer depict nature!--how different is his

treatment from the spasmodic, straining, extravagant, vulgarizing

efforts of the play-wright! The one is delicate and exquisite limning;

the other, gross daubing:--the one faithfully represents; the other

monstrously caricatures. This is the case with Mr Dickens; and it is

intolerably provoking that it should be so; for he has the penetrating

eye and accurate pencil, which--properly disciplined and trained--might

have produced pictures worthy to stand beside those of the greatest

masters. As it is, you might imagine his sketches to be the result of

the combined simultaneous efforts of two artists--one the delicate

limner, the other the vulgar dauber and scene-painter above spoken of.

He has invention and skill enough to produce an interesting character;

and place him in a situation favourable for developing his

eccentricities, his failings, his excellences--in a word, his

peculiarities. Well; he prepares his reader's mind--sets before you an

interesting, a moving, a mirth-stirring occasion, when--bah!--all is

ruined; the spasmodic straining after effect becomes instantly and

painfully visible; and the personage before you is made to talk to the

level of a theatrical audience, especially pit and gallery--and in

unison with "gingerbeer, apples, oranges, and sodawater" associations

and recollections. Let me give two striking instances, occurring at the

very opening of "_Dombey and Son_." The first is the colloquy at pp. 3,

4; the other at p. 9. The former presents you Dr Parker Peps, a

fashionable accoucheur, and the humble admiring family medical man--the

occasion being a momentary absence of both from the clamber of a lady

dying in childbed, Mrs Dombey; and can any one of correct taste or

feeling bear in mind that occasion, and fail of being revolted by the

drivel put into the mouth of the consulting accoucheur?--who, when

telling Mr Dombey of the mortal peril in which his wife overhead is

lying--apologises to him for speaking of her as "_Her Grace the

Duchess!_" "_Lady Cankaby_," "_The Countess of Dombey_:" his obsequious

companion accounting for such lapses on the score of his "West End

practice." Is this nature? Is it actual life? Any thing approaching to

either? If not, what is it meant for? Why, to tickle a Christmas

audience at one of the minor playhouses! The other (these are only two

out of many) is the character of Mr Chick, an old fool, who has a habit

of whistling and humming droll tunes on the most solemn occasions,

interrupting and interlarding conversation with "_Right tol loor-rul_,"

"_A cobbler there was_," "_Rumpti-iddity bow, wow, wow!_" is it not

certain that Mr Dickens here had his eye on Tilbury or Bedford enacting

the part? And for no other purpose whatever is this precious character

introduced than to hit off this very original peculiarity! From the same

theatrical habit of mind, it happens that Mr Dickens cannot carry on his

stories in an even, straightforward course, but presents us with a

series of "scenes!"--utterly marring the effect and annihilating the

truthfulness and reality of the whole; _e. g._ the jarring interruption

of this story at a touching and interesting moment--at the moment of the

two doctors and Mr Dombey's return to poor Mrs Dombey's death-bed, when

the reader _feels_ that they are almost instantly to witness her death,

by the introduction of two tiresome twaddlers, reproductions of old

stock characters of the author, Mrs Chick and Miss Tox, whose

descriptions and utterly irrelevant conversation detain us for nearly

three pages. At length these motley "stagers"--if I may be allowed the

word--are grouped round the poor lady's death-bed; and let me here say,

that in my opinion the character and situation of poor Mrs Dombey are

both exquisitely conceived, and appeal to the deepest sympathies of the

heart; but, alas! the perverse, provoking, incorrigible writer will not

let us enjoy "the luxury of grief;" but while we are bending over her

death-bed, our attention is called off to a remarkably interesting and

appropriate circumstance--two watches of two of the doctors "seem in the

silence to be _running a race_!" * * "they seem to be racing faster!!" *

* "The race, in the ensuing pause, was fierce and furious. The watches

seemed to jostle, and to trip each other up!!!" and a moment or two

afterwards the lady expires, under very moving circumstances, touched

with perfect delicacy and truthfulness. Would the intrusion of a sow

into a lovely flower-garden be more shocking or disgusting to the

beholder? Again, in the first page, we are presented to Mr Dombey,

gazing with unutterable feelings at his newly-born son, "forty-eight

minutes of age;" and Mr Dickens tastefully suggests the comparison of

the little creature, which is "somewhat _crushed and spotty_ in his

general effect!!" whose mother is at that moment in dying agonies in

that very room, to "a _muffin_, which it was essential to toast brown

while it was very new!!" And a few lines forward, the posture of the

innocent unconscious little being suggests the brutal idea of a

_prize-fighter_--his "little fists, curled up and clenched, seemed, in

his feeble way, to be SQUARING AT EXISTENCE for having come upon him so

unexpectedly!!!" Was ever any thing more monstrous? To find a gentleman

of Mr Dickens' great genius, and experience in literary composition,

sinning in this way, is provoking beyond all measure. The above

abominations to be perpetrated by him, who at page seventeen can present

us with so exquisite a touch as the following:--He is describing the

blank appearance of the dismantled house, immediately after the funeral

of the poor, neglected, and heart-broken lady. "The dead and buried lady

was awful, in a picture frame of ghastly bandages. Every gust of wind

that rose, brought eddying round the corner, from the neighbouring mews,

some fragments of the straw that had been strewn before the house when

she was ill; mildewed remains of which were still cleaving to the

neighbourhood, and these being always drawn by some invisible attraction

to the threshold of the dirty house to let opposite, addressed a dismal

eloquence to Mr Dombey's window." The thirty-two pages of this first

number contain very many provocatives to unfavourable criticism. They

bristle all over with mannerisms--abound with grotesque, unseemly,

extravagant comparisons and personation, (one of Mr Dickens' chiefly

besetting sins)--many of the scenes contain truth and humour, smothered

and lost by prolixity, incident and character diluted by a tedious and

excessive minuteness of description; and it is to be feared that several

of the characters will bear a painfully strong resemblance to some of

their predecessors in Mr Dickens' other stories. Mr Dickens may feel

angry at my plainness; and, in return, I must express my fears that he

is not aware of the extent of injury which has been inflicted upon him

by _clique-homage_--the flattery of fluent, incompetent admirers--the

misconstrued silence of critics of experienced taste and refinement.

Does Mr Dickens really consider the light in which his writings,

containing such faults as those above adverted to, must be viewed by the

upper and thinking classes of society--persons of cultivated taste, of

refinement, of piercing critical capacity, who disdain to enter the

little, babbling, vulgar, narrow-minded circles miscalled "literary?"

But I have done. Mr Dickens has been magnificently patronised by the

public, who--I being one of them--have a right to speak plainly to, and

of a gentleman whose writings have so large a circulation at home and

abroad; who has no excuse, that I am aware of, for negligence or

inattention; who is bound to consider the effect of example on the minds

of tens of thousands of young and inexperienced readers who may take all

for gospel that he chooses to tell them--and to be very very guarded as

to moral object or effect--if moral object or effect his writings have,

and be not intended solely to provoke, by their amusing and farcical

absurdity and extravagance, an idle and forgotten laugh. I have no

personal acquaintance with Mr Dickens, and have written in an impartial

spirit, paying homage to his undoubted genius, denouncing his literary

faults--for his own good, and the advantage of his readers, and of the

literary character of the country.

Speaking of the literary character of the country, puts me in mind of

the intention which I had formed some months ago, of writing an article

upon the prevalent style of literary composition. May I take _this_

opportunity of making a few observations upon that subject? And yet I

must first admit, that my own style in writing this letter is far more

loose, and inexact, and slovenly, than ought to be tolerated in even

such a letter as this. Herein, however, I only imitate Dr Whately, who,

on arriving at that part of his "rhetoric" which deals with public

speaking, starts with an admission that he himself does not possess the

qualifications, the acquisition of which he proceeds to enforce upon

others.

The writing of the present day has many distinguishing excellences and

faults. The most conspicuous of the latter is, perhaps, a want of

simplicity and steadiness of style. Force--startling energy--are too

uniformly aimed at by some; others affect continual sarcasm and irony,

whatever may be the nature of the occasion. One class of writers are so

priggishly curt and epigrammatic as to throw over their lucubrations an

uniform air of small impertinence: it would be easy to point out, I

think, an incessant illustration of this "school," if one may use the

word. Others uniformly affect the trenchant and tremendous, with very

big words, and awful accumulations of them. Some seem to aim at a

picturesque ruggedness of style--defying rule, and challenging

imitation. Very many writers of all classes are so parenthetical and

involved in their sentences, that by the time that they have got to the

end of a sentence, both they and their readers have forgotten where they

set out from, and how the plague they got where they are: looking back

breathless and dismayed at a confused series of hyphens entangled among

all sorts of exceptions, reservations, and qualifications. This fault,

and a grievous one it is, is daily illustrated, and by writers, who, by

their carelessness in this matter, do themselves incalculable injustice,

rendering apparently turbid the clearest possible stream of reasoning,

marring the effect of the most beautiful and apposite illustration, and

irritating and confusing the reader. In my opinion, this fault of our

public writers is to be traced to the influence of Lord Brougham's

style. He has, and always had, a prodigious command of nervous and

apposite language, always writing or speaking with a violent _impetus_

upon him; and yet, while crashing along, his versatile and suggestive

faculties hurried him incessantly from one side to the other, hither and

thither--anticipating _this_, qualifying that, guarding against _this_,

reserving that--extruding undesirable implications and inferences, with

a sort of wild rapidity and energy--adopting ever-varying fanciful

equivalent expressions--crowding, in fact, a dozen considerable

sentences into one turbid monster. Yet it must be owned, that in all

this he seldom misses his way; his original _impetus_ carries him

headlong on to the point at which he had aimed. Not so with his

imitators. They start with an imaginary equality of force, of fulness,

and variety; but forthwith rush into a strange higgle-piggledy,

helter-skelter sort of imposing wordiness, equally bewildering and

stupifying to their readers and themselves. No man can fall into this

sort of fault who is habituated to leisurely distinctness of thought: he

will conceive beforehand with deliberate purpose, and that, _caeteris

paribus_, will induce a clear, close, and energetic expression of his

thoughts, preventing misapprehension, and convincing even a strongly

prejudiced opponent. Shorten your sentences, gentlemen; take one thing

at a time; put every thing in its proper place; attempt not to _put a

quart into a pint pot_; do not write in such a desperate hurry, nor

attempt to hit half-a-dozen birds with one stone. Another prevalent vice

is a sickening redundancy of classical quotation and allusion. Many of

our newspaper writers, and among them some of the very cleverest, cannot

contemplate any topic which they propose to discuss, without its

suggesting, as if by a sudden, secret sort of elective affinity,

previous events and occurrences of past ages. Out tumble scraps from

Virgil, Horace, Ovid, Terence, Plautus, Lucretius, with their prose

companions; and this, too, be it observed, almost always _Roman_;--it

requires a certain hardihood to adopt the Greek language in modern

composition. In short, one really thinks himself entitled to infer, from

this extravagant amount of quotation and allusion, as well ancient as

modern, that its perpetrators are very young: red-hot from their

classical studies, panting to exhibit the extent of their acquisitions,

the scholarly ease and precision with which they can apply the most

recondite passages and allusions to the fresh occurrences of the moment.

One is apt to suspect that one great motive for acquiring, extending,

and retaining knowledge, is the simple desire to exhibit the possession

of it. But all this is very vain and foolish. It looks stupidly

ridiculous to persons of experienced judgment. An occasional and very

sparing use of this sort of accessory is always desirable, often

marvellously graceful and happy; an excess of it decisively indicates

pedantic puerility, ostentation, and a grievous deficiency of strength

and originality. It is likely, moreover, to have a very unpleasant and

irritating effect, when apparent in popular compositions--in leading or

other articles in newspapers, for instance--viz. on occasions where the

persons addressed, or at least very many of them, do not comprehend or

appreciate the allusion or quotation. A really classical turn of mind is

usually accompanied by too fine and correct a taste to admit of these

eccentricities and vagaries. The English language is a very fine

language, my friends; and a very, _very_ fine and rare thing it is to be

able to use it with freedom, and purity, and power. Another very

censurable kindred habit of many of our public writers is, the

interlarding their compositions with abominable scraps of French, and

even of Italian. Faugh!--is not this adding insult to injury, in dealing

with the noble language of our country?

* * * * *

A week has elapsed since I penned the foregoing sentences, and during

that week only two things have occurred to me worthy of noticing. First,

a couple (apparently newly married) put up for a few hours at the little

inn in the village. They were both of a certain age. _He_ wore a

ponderous watch-chain and seals; she also was sufficiently bedizened

after the same fashion. Twice I encountered them. First, on the

seashore, where they took their seat very coolly on the rock next

adjoining _my_ old perch, which I was then occupying. After some

considerable swagger, my gentleman produced a newspaper from his pocket,

and distinctly said to his fair companion--"What an uncommon good thing

the Illus_trious London News_ is for the lower classes!" Second, the

worthy couple were walking together, at a subsequent period of the day,

laden with provender for an open-air lunch--with sandwiches and a black

bottle, and with a matter-of-fact air, turned into a beautifully

disposed rustic walk, having palpable _indicia_ of privacy--it

belonging, in fact, to the residence of a nobleman. My lord's gentleman,

or gentleman's gentleman, happening to meet them, (I passing at the

time,) asked them, with great courtesy of manner, if they were aware

"that that was private property?" "Well," replied our male friend

angrily, "and what if it is? I thought an Englishman might go any where

he pleased in his own country, _provided he didn't do any mischief_. But

come along, my dear," giving his arm to his flustered companion, "times

are come to a pretty pass, aren't they?" With this, the offended

dignities retraced their steps, but prodigiously slowly, and I saw no

more of them.--The other occurrence was a dream, as odd, as obstinate in

adherence to my memory. Methought I went one day to church to hear a

revered elderly relative of mine preach. The church was crammed with an

attentive and solemnly-disposed audience, whom the preacher was

addressing very calmly but seriously, without gown or bands, but wearing

two neckerchiefs, one resting upon the topmost edge of the other, and

being of blue silk, with white spots! Though aware of this slight

departure from clerical costume, it occasioned me no surprise, but I

listened with serious attention. 'Twas only when I had awoke that the

fantastic absurdity of the thing became apparent.

* * * * *

The "British Association" has just been making, at Southampton, as I see

by the papers, one of its annual exhibitions of childish inanity. This

sort of thing appears to me to be humiliating to the country, in respect

of so many men of real scientific eminence, like Sir John Herschel and

Dr Faraday, and one or two others, permitting themselves to be trotted

out on such occasions for the amusement of the vulgar, and, in doing so,

countenancing the herd of twaddling ninnies who figure on these

occasions as spouters, or patronising listeners to the fluent confident

sciolists of the various "sections." I can fancy one of these personages

carefully bottling up against the day of display, some such precious

discovery as that of "a peculiar appearance in the flame of a

candle!"--which actually formed the subject of a paper at the last

meeting; or, "on certain magnetic phenomena attending corns on the human

foot,"--which latter, after a stiff debate as to the propriety of

publishing it, is not, it seems, at present, to edify the world at

large. The whole thing is resolvable into a paltry love of lionising,

and being lionised--of enacting the part of prodigies before pretty

admiring women, and simpering simpletons of the other sex. 'Tis an

efflorescence of that vicious system which of late years continually

manifests itself in the shape of flaunting _reunions_, _soirees_,

_conversazioni_, &c. &c., where is to be heard little else than senile

garrulity, the gabble of ignorant eulogy, or virulent envious

depreciation and detraction. 'Tis true that distinguished scientific

foreigners now and then make their appearance at the meetings of the

Association; but there can be little doubt that they come over in utter

ignorance of the really trifling character of those meetings, misled by

the eager exaggerations of their friends and correspondents in this

country. Can you conceive any thing more preposterous in its way, than

the chartering of the steam-boat by the Association, to convey its

members from Southampton to the Isle of Wight on a geological

expedition? Methinks I see the crowd of "venerable boys"--to adopt the

bitterly-humorous language of the _Times_--landing at Black Gang Chine,

each with his bag slung round him, and hammer in hand, dispersing about,

rap! rap! rap!--chick! chick! chick!--and fondly fancying that they are

effectually learning, or teaching, geology, in the hour or two thus

idled away! _Can_ any thing be more exquisitely absurd? Bah! all this

might be harmless and pleasant enough, in the way of a holiday

recreation for school-boys or girls; but for grave, grown-up men--peers,

baronets, knights, doctors, F.R.S., F.A.S.'s, &c. &c.,--the thing really

does not bear dwelling upon.

* * * * *

"I can have no hesitation, to whatever amount of obloquy, or of

forfeited friendship, the avowal may expose me, in stating the

conclusion, which anxious and repeated consideration of the state of

Ireland has at length forced upon me, (_Cheers._) It is, that the time

has arrived for reconsidering the state of our relations with Ireland,

with a view to a repeal of the Legislative Union between the two

countries, (_Hear, hear._) I see no other adequate remedy for the ills

which desolate that unhappy country, and think that such a step would

also happily free England from a burden long felt to be intolerable,

(_Hear._) I am fortified in arriving at this result, by a review of the

favourable effects produced on Ireland by the measures which, during the

last few years, I have had the honour to bring forward in this house,

and see carried into effect by the legislature, (_Cheers._) I am aware

that this avowal may startle some of the more timid (_hear, hear_) of

those gentlemen who have usually done me the honour to act with me; but

an imperious sense of duty compels me to be prompt and explicit upon

this vital question, which I am fixedly resolved to settle in the way I

propose; and I will, for that purpose, avail myself of every means which

the constitution places at the disposal of her Majesty's responsible

advisers, (_Cheers._) * * * I claim no credit for proposing this great

measure of justice and mercy, nor wish to detract from the merit due to

those whose minds the light of truth and reason reached earlier than

mine. Whatever credit is due, I have no hesitation in ascribing

to--_Daniel O'Connell_," (_Cheers._) * * * * Is there a man in the

empire who would be seriously surprised if he were to hear Sir Robert

Peel make the above statement in the next session of Parliament, if he

met the house once more as Prime Minister? And so, in the session after,

might we expect a similar announcement with reference to the Protestant

succession to the throne; and then--but by no means to stop even

there--the conversion of our form of government from a limited monarchy

into a republic. What, in short, may not be predicted of such a

statesman as Sir Robert Peel? Who can conceive of him taking his stand

_any where_? Assisting _any body_ or _any thing_? It pains me to ask,

whether the history of this country ever saw a man who had done so many

things, the impropriety and danger of which he had himself uniformly

beforehand _demonstrated_? Sir Robert Peel has been converted into a

sort of political pillar of salt--a melancholy instructive memento of

the evils of unprincipled statesmanship--the former word being used, not

in a vulgar offensive sense, but as signifying, simply and solely, _the

absence of any fixed principles of political action_; or the habit of

action irrespective of principle. I will not, however, pursue this

painful and humiliating topic further, than to express the deep concern

and perplexity occasioned to me, amongst hundreds of thousands of

others, by the recent movements of Sir Robert Peel. I have never thought

or spoken of him, up even to the present moment, otherwise than with

sincere respect for his spotless personal character, and the highest

admiration of his intellectual and administrative qualities. I would

scout the very faintest insinuation against the purity of his motives,

at the same time loudly expressing my concern and amazement at

witnessing such conduct as his, in _such_ a man!

"Who would not weep if such a man there be--

Who would not weep if Atticus were he?"

I said just now, that Sir Robert Peel's signal characteristic was the

doing things, the impropriety and danger of doing which he had himself

beforehand demonstrated; and that was the reflection with which I

yesterday concluded the perusal of a memorable little document which I

took care to preserve at the time--I mean his national manifesto at the

general election of 1841, in the shape of his address to the electors of

Tamworth. Apply it now like a plummet to the edifice of Sir Robert

Peel's political character; how conclusively it shows the extent to

which it has diverged or swelled from the perpendicular line of

right--how much he has departed from the standard which he had himself

set up! What must be his feelings on recurring to such a declaration as

this?

"That party," [the Conservative,] "gentlemen, has been pleased to

intrust your representative with its confidence--(_cheers_;) and,

notwithstanding all the remarks that have been made at various times,

respecting differences of opinion and jealousy among them, you may

depend upon it that they are altogether without foundation; and that

that party which has paid me the compliment of taking my advice, and

following my counsel, _are a united and compact party, among which there

does not exist the slightest difference of opinion in respect to the

principles they support, and the course they may desire to pursue.

(Cheers.) Gentlemen, I hope I have not abused the confidence of that

great party."[66] (Loud cheers.)!!!_ I give the eloquent and eminent

speaker credit for feeling a sort of twinge, a pang, a spasm, on reading

the above. One more extract I will give relative to the recent conduct

of Sir R. Peel on the sugar-duties:--"The question now is, gentlemen,

whether, after the sacrifices which this country has made for the

suppression of the slave-trade, and the abolition of slavery, and the

glorious results that have ensued, and are likely to ensue from these

sacrifices, we shall run the risk of losing the benefit of these

sacrifices, and _tarnishing for ever that glory_, by admitting to the

British markets sugar, the produce of foreign slavery? Gentlemen, the

character of this country, in respect to slavery, is thus spoken of by

one of the most eloquent writers and statesmen of another country, Dr

Channing, of the United States:--'Great Britain, loaded with an

unprecedented debt, and with a grinding taxation, contracted a new debt

of a hundred millions of dollars, to give freedom, not to Englishmen,

but to the degraded African. I know not that history records an act so

disinterested, so sublime. In the progress of ages, England's naval

triumphs will sink into a more and more narrow space on the records of

our race. This moral triumph will fill a broader, brighter page.'

_Gentlemen_," proceeded Sir Robert Peel, "_let us take care that this

'brighter page' be not sullied by the admission of slave sugar into the

consumption of this country, by our unnecessary encouragement of slavery

and the slave-trade._"[67]

Is it not humiliating and distressing to compare these sentences, and

the lofty spirit which pervades them, with the speech, and the _animus_

pervading it, delivered by Sir Robert Peel in the House of Commons, on

Lord John Russell's bringing in his bill for "sullying this bright page"

of English glory? Did Sir Robert Peel, true to principle, solemnly and

peremptorily announce the refusal of his assent to that cruel, and

foolish, and wicked measure? I forbear to press this topic, also

quitting it, with the expression of my opinion, that that speech alone

was calculated to do him fearful and irreparable injury in public

estimation. It is impossible for the most zealous and skilful advocacy

to frame a plausible vindication of this part of Sir Robert Peel's

conduct. I sincerely acquit him of having any sinister or impure motive;

the fact was, simply, that he found that he had placed himself in a dire

perplexity and dilemma.

I think it next to impossible that Sir Robert Peel can ever again be in

a position, even if he desired it, to sway the destinies of this

country, either as a prime minister, or by the force of his personal

influence and opinion. Has he or has he not done rightly by the

greatest party that ever gave its noble and ennobling support to a

minister? Can he himself, in 1846, express the "hope" of 1841, that "he

has not abused the confidence of that great party?" If he again take

part in the debates of Parliament, he will always be listened to,

whoever may be in power, with the interest and attention justly due to

his masterly acquaintance with the conduct of the public business, most

especially on matters of finance. But with what involuntary shrinking

and distrust is his advocacy or defence of any of our great institutions

likely to be received hereafter by their consistent and devoted friends?

Will they not be prepared to find the splendid vindication of the

preceding evening, but the prelude to the next evening's abandonment and

denunciation? Is not, in short, the national confidence thoroughly

shaken? His support and advocacy of any great interest are too likely to

be received with guarded satisfaction--as far as they go, _as long as

they continue_--not with the enthusiastic confidence due to surpassing

and consistent statesmanship.

It has sometimes occurred to me, in scrutinising his later movements,

that one of his set purposes was finally to break up the Conservative

party, and scatter among it the seeds of future dissension and

difficulty; possibly thinking, conscientiously, that in the state of

things which he had brought about, the continued existence of a

Conservative party with definite points of cohesion, with visible

acknowledged rallying-points, could no longer be beneficial to the

country. He may have in his eye the formation of another party, willing

to accept of his leadership, after another general election; of which

said new party his present few adherents are to form the nucleus. But I

do not see how this is to be done. Confounding, for a time, to all party

connexions and combinations as have been the occurrences of the last

session, of perhaps the last two sessions, of Parliament, a steady

watchful eye may already see the two great parties of the state--Liberal

and Conservatives--readjusting themselves in conformity with their

respective _general_ views and principles. The Conservative party has at

the moment a prodigious strength of hold upon the country--not noisy or

ostentatious, but real, and calculated to have its strength rapidly,

though secretly, increased by alarmed seceders from the Liberal ranks,

on seeing the spirit of change become more bold and active, and

directing its steps towards the regions of revolution and democracy. Sir

Robert Peel's speech, on resigning office, presented several features of

an alarming character. Several of his sentences, especially with

reference to Ireland,

--"made the boldest hold their breath

For a time."

Candid persons did not see in what he was doing, the paltry desire to

outbid his perplexed successors, but suspected that he was

designedly--advisedly--laying down visible lines of eternal separation

between him and his former supporters, rendering it impossible for him

to return to them, or for them to go over to him; and so at once putting

an extinguisher upon all future doubts and speculation. To me it

appeared that the speech in question evidenced an astounding

revolution--astounding in its suddenness and violence--of the speaker's

political system; announcing _results_, while other men were only just

beginning to see the process. Will Sir Robert Peel join Lord John

Russell? What, serve under him, and become a fellow-subordinate of Lord

Palmerston's? I think not. What post would be offered to him? What post

would _he_, the late prime minister, consent to fill under his

victorious rival? Will, then, Lord John Russell act under Sir Robert

Peel? Most certainly--at least in my opinion--not. What then is to be

done, in the event of Sir Robert Peel's being willing to resume official

life? _Over_ whom, _under_ whom, _with_ whom, is he to act? The

Conservative party have already elected his successor, Lord Stanley, who

cannot, who will not be deposed in favour of _any_ one; a man of very

splendid talents, of long official experience, of lofty personal

character, of paramount hereditary claims to the support of the

aristocracy, who has never sacrificed consistency, but rather sacrificed

every thing for consistency. Ever since he accepted the leadership of

the great Conservative party, he has evinced a profound sense of its

responsibilities and requirements, and the possession of these

qualifications in respect of prudence and moderation, which some had

formerly doubted. Lord Stanley, then, will continue the Conservative

leader, and Lord John Russell the Liberal leader; and I doubt whether

any decisive move will be made till after the ensuing general election.

What will be the result of it? What will be the rallying-cries of party?

What will Sir Robert Peel say to the Tamworth electors?

However these questions may be answered, I would, had I the power, speak

trumpet-tongued to our Conservative friends in every county and borough

in the kingdom, and say, "up, and be doing." Spare no expense or

exertion, but do it prudently. Use every instrument of legitimate

influence--for the stake played for is tremendous; the national

interests evidently marked out for assault, are vital; and they will

stand or fall, and we enjoy peace, or be condemned to agitation and

alarm, according to the result of the next General Election, which will

assuredly palsy the hands of either the friends or enemies of the best

interests of the country.

* * * * *

And now, dear Christopher, I draw towards the close of this long letter,

without having been able even to touch upon several other "_Things_"

which I had noted down for observation and comment. As my letter draws

to a close, so also draws rapidly to a close my seaside sojourn. My

hours of relaxation are numbered. I must return to the busy scenes of

the metropolis, and resume my interrupted duties. And you, too, have

returned to the scene of your renown, the sphere of your honourable and

responsible duties. May your shadow never grow less! _Floreat Maga!_ I

have done. The old postman, wet through in coming over the hills, is

waiting for my letter, and, having finished his beer, is fidgeting to be

off. "What! can't you spare me one five minutes more?" "No,

sir--impossible--I ought to have been at----an hour ago"

Farewell then, dear Christopher,

Your faithful friend,

AN OLD CONTRIBUTOR.

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