"Well, what if they do?" echoes the big man in a tone of supreme disdain.

"Let them try it! Ach, Yakov Andreievitch! how you talk! Surely you're not

such a brainless fool as to think that those hogs can ever beat the

Pravoslavnie (orthodox)? Don't you know that Father Alexander

Nikolaievitch (the emperor) is the mightiest of all the kings of the

earth?"

"Well--yes--of course," answers the other hesitatingly; "but still, you

know, didn't Tsar Napolevon march over our borders in the year '12, and

burn Mother Moscow?"

"And what then?" rejoins the oracle, surveying him with calm, indulgent

contempt. "Don't you know that the devil helped him, or he could never

have done anything?"

His hearer responds to this unanswerable argument by a murmur of assent,

and washes it down with a huge gulp of tea.

"And then," pursues Paul, following up his advantage, "didn't Napolevon

come to an evil end at last, as the devil's servants always do? Didn't we

beat him and take him prisoner? and wasn't he chained to a rock in the

middle of the sea, beyond thrice nine lands, and kept there till he

rotted?"

"You speak truth, Brother Pavel; and it served him right, too, the

accursed infidel! for burning our churches and blaspheming the orthodox

faith."

Then follows a short pause, during which the two speakers sip their tea

with genuine Russian enjoyment. At length, Yakov Andreievitch breaks the

silence by saying, in a reverential undertone, "Tell me now, Pavel

Petrovitch--you who know everything--how _did_ the Nyemtzi manage to take

Paris-Gorod if it was such a strong place? I've heard our folks in the

village talk about it, but I couldn't quite make out what they

said--something about trenches, and a bom--bom--"

"Bombardirovanie (bombardment) you mean," suggested his companion, rolling

out the magnificent polysyllable with unmistakable enjoyment.

"That's it!" says the other, visibly relieved at being helped over this

awkward place. "Now, tell me, please, Pavel Petrovitch, what _is_ a

bombardment? Something to do with firing guns, hasn't it?"

"I'll explain all that to you in two words, brother," answers the oracle

in a tone of indulgent superiority. "Here, we'll say, is the town--this

tumbler here; and these four lumps of sugar round it, here, and here, and

here, are the enemy. Well, then, you see, the enemy begin firing their

great cannon at the walls to try and knock them down; and then the

soldiers inside dig little holes in the ground, called trenches, and

burrow in them to avoid the cannon-balls. Then the people outside

here--the besiegers, you know--fire great round things, called bombs,

straight up in the air, so as to fall right into these holes, as you'd put

a cork in a bottle, and smother the men in them; and when they're all dead

the town gives in; and that's called a bombardment."

"Gospodi ponilni!" (Lord have mercy!), cries the startled listener. "What

strange things there are in this world, to be sure!--Well, Pavel

Petrovitch, it's time for us to be going; so let's have one more little

glass together and be off."

DAVID KER.

THE NEW SOPRANO.

"Try that chair by the fire, Steve, and comfort your soles on the mantel

while I unearth a pair of slippers for you. I've a small mound of them in

the closet, built up of the individual gifts of 'grateful pupils.'"

"A cruel waste! You should be a centipede, Hal, instead of that forlorn

biped, a bachelor. By the way, speaking of single-blessedness, how it must

harrow you, my boy, to witness diurnally the bliss of the bride and

bridegroom who sit opposite you here at table! Favor them with Lamb's

'Complaint against Married People,' will you? and send me the bill."

"Bride and bridegroom? Well, that _is_ rich! Have a cigar, deluded youth,

while I enlighten you concerning this mellifluous couple. Did you mark the

gentleman particularly? You can't take him in at a glance: there's too

much of him. Goodwin his name is--Timothy Goodwin: 'Good Timothy' his

friends dub him; and the title applies.

"He sat next me at table when I first came to Mrs. Tewksbury's, five years

ago, and from the outset he showed a fatherly interest in me--an interest

which this quaking stripling of an organist appreciated, I can assure you.

Being one of the pillars of St. Luke's--the church I play at, you

remember--and an esteemed musical critic withal, his hearty approval of

me as a performer was an immense advantage to me.

"You'd hardly suppose such a quiet, imperturbable earthling as he looks to

be would rhapsodize over music, would you? It was a surprise to me to find

how deeply it moved him. He soon fell into the habit of dropping into my

room after tea when he heard me at the piano; and many a time I've caught

the great, strong fellow mopping his eyes surreptitiously over affecting

passages.

"As I came to know him intimately, and to feel what a staunch,

tender-hearted, domestic sort of individual he was, I began to wonder he

had never married. One day I asked him in a joking way how a rich man like

himself could reconcile it with his conscience to remain a bachelor in

America, where there was such a preponderance of unmarried ladies to be

supported? He made a wry face, and said he had assumed the maintenance of

two spinster step-cousins: wasn't that his part?

"'Or if you think it isn't, Hal, I'll tell you what I'll do,' he added,

laughing. 'You marry yourself, and I'll support your wife. Won't that be

fair?'

"'Hardly fair for the lady,' I remarked, adding that I should pity the

luckless unknown who should thus fail to secure him as her Benedict.

"The idea seemed to amuse him immensely.

"'You kindly insinuate that it would be a benevolence in me to take a

wife,' said he with a twinkle in his eye. 'Now, I protest I'm not

conceited enough to think that. On the contrary, if a woman should consent

to give herself to me, I should consider the benevolence entirely on her

side. Can't say I crave such a charity just at present, though,' he added

in comic haste, stretching his long arms as if to waive the bequest. 'The

fact is, Hal, I've never seen the girl I want. Being hard upon forty, it

stands to reason I never shall see her: I fear she died young. May I

trouble you to play Beethoven's Funeral March in respect to her memory?'

"And so the subject dropped.

"Timothy was no woman-hater, you understand. Indeed, he admired the whole

sex, but in a collective way, as you might admire the Galaxy without

preferring any individual star. Young ladies were to him nebulous and

mysterious creations, to be reverenced from a distance: he never lavished

upon one of them a tithe of the attentions he lavished upon me. I had

terrible headaches in those days, and I shall never forget how patiently

he would sit making passes over my head till the pain yielded to his

touch, as it was sure to do sooner or later. He had more magnetism than

any other man I knew. Detesting a dress-coat and white kids as he detested

the machinations of the Evil One, he seldom went into society, but he was

always ready for lectures and concerts, marching off to the hall with me

on his arm as proudly as if I had been the most bewitching damsel.

Excepting on Saturday, when I was usually engaged at the choir rehearsal,

we were rarely separated of an evening.

"We had gone on in this David-and-Jonathan style perhaps a year, when Miss

Sparrow came to St. Luke's as soprano singer. I remember her first

appearance in our dim old gallery that last Sunday in Lent--how she seemed

to brighten and glorify the place like a ray from heaven. And then her

voice! It set you thinking of angels. Moreover, she had the complexion

peculiar to that family, and the blue eyes and golden hair. For the life

of me, I couldn't help twisting my neck to look at her, at the imminent

risk of spoiling my accompaniment.

"That noon Timothy electrified me by appearing in the organ-loft while it

still echoed with the benediction, though heretofore he had invariably

waited for me after service in the vestibule. I happened just then to be

congratulating the new soprano on being in such capital voice that

morning, and as the tenor stepped across to shake hands with Timothy, I

went on talking with her till she left. When I turned the singers were

gone, and there stood my poor David, frowning at a music-rest so savagely

that I fancied he must be suffering from a bad headache, and expressed my

sympathy.

"'Headache? I haven't a headache,' he growled, stalking down stairs in

advance.

"I thought he needn't have felt so enraged if he hadn't, and walked on in

dumb dignity. Presently he observed testily that when he honored me with a

call in my citadel, it might be polite in me to introduce him to my

friends.

"I said I thought he knew the members of the choir--all, at least, but the

soprano.

"'Well, she's somebody, I suppose.'

"'I beg your pardon, Timothy,' I cried amazed. It didn't occur to me you'd

care to become acquainted with her. I didn't present you because I fancied

you'd consider the introduction a bore.'

"'You're sure of that, Hal?' he asked with a sort of fierce eagerness. You

haven't any personal motive for not wishing to extend Miss Sparrow's

circle of gentlemen friends?'

"I burst out laughing at the absurdity of the idea. It was but a week,

remember, since my own introduction to the young lady.

"Timothy drew a long breath, and straightway spent it in questions

concerning her:

Who was her father?

Who was her mother?

Had she a sister?

Had she a brother?

"I told him all I knew. Her father lived on State street; her mother lived

in heaven: sisters she had none, but of little brothers something less

than a score, who dogged her steps as persistently as the bass follows the

air. To escort her home from rehearsal was to lead the van of an infant

squadron, a running accompaniment which the night before had disturbed my

mental harmony.

"For, though I did not feel it necessary to enlarge on this point to

Timothy, I had conceived a prodigious fancy myself for the sweet little

soprano, and should have been glad to learn more of her and less of her

fraternal blessings. I afterward discovered why she surrounded herself

with these as with a garment. It was from pure compassion for her father.

He was a nervous invalid, and the proximity of those boys distracted him.

Of course it did: I could enter into the old gentleman's feelings

perfectly. It distracted me too. Don't smile, my dear fellow. The prancing

young ubiquities were well enough in their way, I'll admit: I only

objected to having them in mine.

"All that week my beloved Timothy seemed strangely preoccupied and

erratic, capping the climax Saturday evening by fidgeting into my room in

his next day's clothes to announce in a shame-faced fashion that, by the

way, he believed he'd look in with me that night at rehearsal if

agreeable.

"It was not agreeable: it was decidedly otherwise, for it upset a

deep-laid scheme of mine. As Fate would have it, by means of sundry extra

rehearsals for Easter I had made great progress in my acquaintance with

Miss Sparrow during the last few days, and but for Timothy I should have

called upon her that evening with the gift of a new ballad, and so, maybe,

have had the pleasure of escorting her to St. Luke's, to the routing of

the brotherkins.

"Well, I could only toss the roll of music under the sofa as gently as

masculine depravity would permit, and conduct my music-greedy friend to

the choir-meeting, ostensibly to listen to the chants, though I knew, and

he knew, that he had always heretofore objected to hearing them practised.

"Of course I presented him in due form to Miss Sparrow when she arrived.

He bowed like a worshipping devotee, and as she moved to her place by the

contralto sat down with an exalted expression upon his hat, to the audible

amusement of the youthful Sparrows perched on the gallery steps. I glanced

at him again during the first soprano solo, and saw him in the same

position, his eyes fixed on the singer. Rehearsal over, he coolly walked

up to her to proffer his escort. I verily believe she was too startled to

decline it. She accepted his arm with a look of blank amazement, and the

two set off together through the April slosh, followed by the inevitable

juvenile guard. Judging from the bespattered condition of Timothy's

overcoat that night, the younglings danced about him like frisky satyrs

all the way; but he wore the face of one who has walked with angels far

above this mud-ball.

"This indifference to his broadcloth struck me at the time as peculiar,

for he has such a constitutional horror of dirt that he really keeps up

his muscle by the use of the clothes-brush; still, though I afterward saw

him spread his Sunday beans with mustard and his Monday bacon with oil, it

was not till late on the latter evening that I came to a just appreciation

of his abnormal state. Without knocking he bolted into my room in great

agitation.

"'For the love of mercy, Hal, tell me what to do!' he cried, upsetting the

piano-stool without perceiving it. 'You're younger than I, and understand

the nature of women better.'

"I did, did I? Well, I agreed with him on hearing his story.

"He had just returned from Miss Sparrow's. The young lady hadn't invited

him to call: she didn't receive calls now, in fact, on account of her

father's rapidly increasing illness, though Timothy was not aware of this.

I dare say she thought he had come at my request with the new anthem I had

promised to send, and she ran down to the parlor at once, not even

stopping to put down the vial of medicine she happened to have in her

hand.

"'Good-evening, Mr. Goodwin,' said she--nothing more nor less; and then

she stood quietly awaiting his message, very pale and interesting, I've no

doubt, from grief and watching.

"I know Timothy's great warm heart swelled with compassion for the

afflicted young thing, but even to express his sympathy he would not touch

so much as the hem of her garment till she gave him the right, much less

would he take her hand.

'"I'm afraid you're hardly prepared for what I'm about to say, Miss

Sparrow,' he began, pacing the roam, and probably hurling the words at her

like pebbles from a sling. 'I'm aware it isn't customary for a man to

declare himself on so short an acquaintance, but I'm a plain,

straightforward fellow, desperately in earnest.'

"Fancy the little soprano's wonderment! I seem now to see her 'baby-blue'

eyes opening each moment wider and wider.

"'Till now I have never met any woman whom I wished to marry,' Timothy

went on, 'and I am forty years old. When at middle age love comes for the

first time to a man of my temperament, it is no milk-and-water sentiment,

Miss Sparrow. I feel that I could give my life to make you happy. Will you

be my wife?'

"'You don't mean to say you charged upon the poor girl in that merciless

way?' I broke in, cutting short his narrative.

"He looked aggrieved and sorely puzzled. What had he done amiss? Hadn't he

acted the part of a gentleman in avowing his feelings? Wasn't it more

honorable to tell her his intentions frankly than it would have been to

try to steal her affections unawares?

"'But how did Miss Sparrow take it?'

"'That's what troubles me,' said my wretched friend. 'She didn't take it

kindly: she seemed offended, and would have run away if I had not put my

hand on the door-knob and begged her to hear me through. I assured her I

would not press her for an immediate answer, but she only burst out crying

declaring I had no right to say such things to her: she would tell her

father. As if I should object to his being told! Indeed, I should have

spoken to him myself on the subject this morning had not Dr. Pillsbury

said he was too ill to see strangers. I tried to make this plain to Miss

Sparrow. I implored her to tell me how I had vexed her, but she broke away

from me and rushed out of the room. I cannot understand her conduct. I

might have known such a bright young girl couldn't fancy an old fossil

like me, but am I so bad a fellow, Hal, that she need feel insulted by my

love? I would have walked barefooted over burning coals sooner than have

wounded her as I have done.' And so on, and so on, till the cock crew.

"I ventured a second time to hint that he had merely been too precipitate

in his wooing, but he shook his head incredulously, and finally went away

as mystified as he came.

"At our next meeting the little soprano asked me in a shy, conscious way

if my friend were quite well. Had I ever fancied his brain affected? I

might have answered with a simple negative: I shall always think a little

better of myself, Steve, that then and there, in the full bewitchment of

Miss Sparrow's presence, I had manliness enough to speak a good word for

Timothy--to tell her that, spite of some eccentricities, he had the finest

brain, as well as the warmest heart, of any man of my acquaintance.

"I did not see her again for months, as she withdrew from the choir to

devote herself exclusively to her father, whose sufferings were becoming

daily more intense. These were not so much from actual pain, as from

extreme nervousness that opiates failed to relieve. Dr. Pillsbury often

spoke of the case--the doctor was boarding here then--and one day he

appealed to Timothy to go with him and try his magnetic power upon the

patient. A queer look came over Timothy's face, but he went at once, and

was able to soothe the sick man simply by the laying on of hands. After

this, while Mr. Sparrow lived, he went often, and comforted him greatly in

his last hours, not only by his mesmeric influence, but indirectly as well

by keeping those boys out of the way. The money he spent at that time in

taking the lads to panoramas and menageries would have constituted him

life member of a missionary society.

"You can see the natural result. Having proved a blessed narcotic to the

dying father, Timothy ceased to be an irritant to the daughter. An

irritant? Timothy couldn't irritate her, and she couldn't irritate

Timothy. I've studied them curiously the three years of their married

life, only to arrive at this conviction. And you took them for bride and

groom? No wonder! since they still feast with unabated relish on connubial

sweets. Ah, well! such diet is not for me, my boy: I thrive upon sour

grapes."

PENN SHIRLEY.

OUR MONTHLY GOSSIP.

MIRIDITE COURTSHIP.

The Miridites were until very lately an unknown people to a vast majority

of even well-informed persons in Europe and America. But since their late

uprising against the Turks their name has appeared conspicuously in many

despatches from the seat of war, and their movements have excited the

active interest of the public all over the civilized world. Their close

proximity to the Montenegrins, their indomitable courage and love of

liberty, and the natural advantages of their country for purposes of

defence and for the infliction of damages on Turkish trade with the coast

of the Adriatic, all render them dangerous enemies to the Ottoman empire.

And, indeed, nothing but their greater hostility to the Montenegrins has

prevented their being a more troublesome neighbor to the Turks than the

latter have yet found them. Though apparently pacified for the present,

they are not likely to forget any grievance, real or imaginary, and they

may yet take a very active part in the operations of the hostile forces

near their country. A sudden movement on their part might have caused the

complete destruction of the Turkish army now overrunning Montenegro.

But it is not only in a political light that these little-known

mountaineers are interesting to the outside world. Their habits, character

and tones of thought are so essentially peculiar, and so widely different

not only from those of fully-civilized countries, but from those existing

in the districts immediately adjoining them, that in reading descriptions

of this part of Albania our interest is constantly being excited on some

new point.

Instead of dressing in rich and gorgeously-colored attire, like the other

Albanians, the Miridites wear a conspicuously plain costume. The dress of

the men consists of a long white woollen coat, a red belt, white

pantaloons, rough hide boots and a white felt cap. The women wear coats

like the men, embroidered and fringed aprons, red trousers, and blue

handkerchiefs twisted around the head. The dress of the priests seems to

us strikingly inappropriate, or at least far removed from our notions of

sacerdotal vestments. It consists of a red fez cap, a cloth jacket, and

just such baggy blue trousers as are worn by Greek sailors. The Miridites

are all Roman Catholics, and are as fanatical and violent in their

feelings on the subject of religion as the most ignorant peasants of

Galway or the _softas_ of Constantinople. They will allow no Mohammedan to

settle in their country, and their hatred of the Greek Church is hardly

less pronounced. Yet their religious observances partake of one or two

features which are entirely Greek, and would not be authorized by Romish

Church dignitaries in any other country. And, in fact, the zeal of these

pious mountaineers seems to be tempered with very little knowledge, for

they look upon Saint Nicholas, the patron saint of their country and race,

as an absolute deity, and are in the habit of praying to Christ to

intercede for them with Saint Nicholas.

Another remarkable thing about these people is that they will not, like

the other Albanians generally, fight as mercenaries. When they have

assisted the Turks in their wars--and they have done so repeatedly and

very effectively--it has been as auxiliaries and, as they claim,

independent allies. They take pride in tracing their descent from the

followers of George Castriote, or _Scanderbeg_, who was born at Castri in

their territory, and their prince, Prenk Bib Doda, confidently asserts

that the world-renowned Scanderbeg was his own ancestor. They consider,

therefore, that it would disgrace the memory of their heroic forefathers

to fight as mere hirelings.

But perhaps the most extraordinary custom of the Miridites is that by

means of which they get their wives. When a young man among them

contemplates marriage, he first goes to some Mohammedan locality and finds

out where the maidens are wont to stay. Then he returns, organizes a party

of friends and relatives, and, swooping down on the habitation of the

bride-elect, carries her off to his mountain-home and to a state of

wedlock. But the most singular part of the whole affair is that, in spite

of the appearance of violence, the matter is really devoid of any hostile

feeling, and is, in fact, a perfectly amicable arrangement; for the

husband afterward hands over to the bride's relatives the price that is

considered a bride's equivalent in that part of the world, and both sides

remain contented and on intimate and agreeable terms with each other. The

idea in giving this semblance of force to a courtship, and literally

_taking_ to one's self a wife, seems to be that it is more manly to seize

upon the lady than to sue for her. Why Mohammedan women are always

selected for capture by these fanatical Christians does not appear. But it

is probable that a desire to make proselytes is the chief motive which

causes this action. The women taken are not Turkish, but members of

Albanian tribes which have become Mohammedan; so it is probable that they,

and consequently their children, are looked upon as stray sheep brought

back to the fold. As for the Miridite women, they must take their chances

of getting husbands among the other Christian tribes of Northern Albania,

or else remain virgins all their days, for on no account will the Miridite

men marry within the tribe.

W. W. C.

FRIEND ABNER IN THE NORTH-WEST.

Friend Amos: As thee knows I have been here now some little time, thee

will trust me to give thee a fair description of the country and the

people. The fertility of the land is so widely known that I need not

attempt to enlarge upon that to thee. Broad tracts of gently-rolling

prairie-land spread over the southern portions of Wisconsin and Minnesota,

and vast pine-forests are laid under tribute in the north. The Mississippi

River, which flows between the two States, sorely disappointed me. I

looked for a broad and mighty mass of water, and I found a stream, here at

least, and even for hundreds of miles south, by no means as imposing as

our own Delaware. On either side of it rises a continuous range of

limestone bluffs, showing, far up their rocky sides, the clear wearing of

the ancient water-line. Among these bluffs, stretching back some miles

from the river, curl beautiful and fertile valleys, planted in which, and

often indeed clinging to the unpromising sides of the ragged bluffs, are

the dwellings of the settlers. In the portions longest inhabited rise

often pretty, and sometimes even stately, residences, but in the western

portions many of the settlers are colonists from Norway and Germany, and,

as these are mostly poor, they live more commonly in mere hovels, and

stable their stock under masses of straw resting on frames of posts. The

long and tedious winters being severe on stock, the farmers devote

themselves, in a great degree, to the culture of wheat.

The climate has not the evenness of our own, and the reports I know thee

has heard to the contrary are mistaken. The mercury not unfrequently falls

to thirty-five and forty degrees below zero in many localities, but the

air is dry, and does not try one as much, perhaps, as thee would imagine:

the bitter winds, however, sweep across these prairies and through and

about the valleys until it verily seems, Friend Amos, that the

unaccustomed limbs must freeze. The people, however, are not easily

terrified, but heap on their fires such quantities of wood as seemed to me

extravagant (for wood is abundant here, but coal dear), and pass the

winters cheerfully. I have noticed that affections of the lungs are rarer

here than in our climate, and that the most of those so afflicted brought

their diseases with them from the East.

I was surprised to find that the body of the people are by no means either

ignorant or uncultivated, and have even been shown official statistics to

prove that in the fundamentals at least--reading and writing--the

percentage of ignorance is nearly one-third smaller than that of

Pennsylvania. There is less of higher culture, it is true, and the most

respected and respectable citizens are often heard lapsing into strange

inaccuracies of language and pronunciation. One of the most common is the

use of "dooz" where "does" is meant. "I be" and "you be" are common

instead of "I am" and "you are." In some localities along the Mississippi

River "slough" is pronounced as if it were "slew." These are, of course,

only laxities, and not the result of ignorance. Though learning commands

much respect, persons of high education are comparatively rare, but

shrewdness and general capacity, together with the will to work and the

ambition to succeed, are more universal than with us. I have been pleased

to observe that "gentlemen of leisure" and moneyed young men without

employment are almost totally lacking. The greater number of the

business-men, particularly of the most enterprising and energetic, are

quite young. The most remarkable circumstance concerning them is the fact

that many of them come to the West with wholly insufficient, and sometimes

even no, capital, and open business, relying largely on their adroitness

in "kiting," as it is called, which is practically buying on long time and

selling on short credit or for cash, trusting to quick returns to meet

liabilities. In a few cases this practice is in the end successful,

because circumstances favor, but with the large majority of such failure

of course is only a question of time. It is to me astonishing to what an

extent this experiment is carried. Let me relate to thee a case which came

to my personal knowledge. This was of a buyer of wheat in a country town.

It seems that it is the custom of the large commission-merchants of

Chicago and Milwaukee to receive from country buyers consignments of

produce for disposal, on which they make advances. This person had

secured, by the aid of a friend, a credit of a few hundred dollars at a

certain country store, and proceeded to buy produce from the farmers,

paying in orders on the store. When he had sufficient he shipped a car to

the Eastern market, making at the same time a draft on the consignee

against the bill of lading. This he assigned to the keeper of the store,

and drew orders against it for more produce. I was informed that he had, a

short time ago, in a busy season, purchased and shipped during one single

week fifty thousand bushels of wheat, and all without a dollar of capital

he could call his own. I am assured, Amos, that thee will be as much

astonished as thy friend was to learn that such things are regularly done

by these wonderful people. These things account quite easily for the

constant ebbing and flowing of the tide of business-men in these little

"cities."

Society, in the newer sections, is evidently unsettled. Money of course

commands respect, as money does everywhere; intelligence, in at least

reasonable measure, and some little cultivation, are regarded as

essentials among the better class of associates; but while the mixture is

settling, and the constituents separating and crystallizing, many

wandering atoms seem to be at home nowhere. Family or blood is but little

regarded, occupation is no hinderance ordinarily, and even well-known

irregularities do not necessarily exclude. One of the earliest cautions I

received was never to allude slightingly to divorced people in public,

"For who knows but there may be several such among the company?" Among the

ladies, accomplishments, except dancing, are said to be somewhat

neglected, although in all the arts of pleasing and in the graces of

domestic life they are peculiarly happy.

Trusting now, Friend Amos, that thee may learn to appreciate as I have the

excellencies of this country and these people, and to realize how greatly

in reality they surpass our estimates, I will tell thee no more till I see

thee in person. Though I very much admire the people, and wonder at their

methods and their progress, I long to free myself from all this bustle

and strain and rest in peace at home.

In brotherly love, yours truly,

ABNER.

HOW SHALL WE CALL THE BIRDS?

Birds are the most effective aids to the farmer and the florist in

checking the increase of noxious insects that destroy the fruits of labor.

A single pair will destroy hundreds of worms, grubs, moths or beetles in a

single day; and when they are present in sufficient numbers no insect or

creeping thing escapes their sharp little eyes or their exceeding

quickness of motion. As they multiply rapidly, there is no reason why

every one of our fruit trees, every shrub and vine, should not have its

nest of birdlings. This would be the solution of the dreadful curculio

question, I believe. Heretofore, we have built fences around our orchards

and enclosed fowls in them. This at one time was supposed to be very

effective, but a hundred chickens to the square rod are not so effective

as a pair of birds nesting in each tree, from the simple fact that the

former can only catch the insects that drop to the ground. After we have

shaken the curculio beetles off, to be sure the chickens will devour them

readily, but then the pest has generally done its work. It is not unusual

to have every plum, apricot, nectarine or apple on a tree stung in a

single day; and in South Jersey the curculio has proved victorious in the

struggle with man. Every year we see these trees white with blossoms, and

as regularly every specimen of the fruit bearing the plague-spot--a tiny

crescent-shaped wound in the cuticle--withering, fading and falling. We

painfully gather up this fallen fruit by the bushel, burn it to destroy

the grub of the curculio, and, hoping against hope, witness the same

disaster the following year.

Now, we can have these much-desired friends, the birds, by the thousand

about our farms and gardens and orchards. There are many ways of

attracting them and ensuring their return to us every year, but the first

step involves a sacrifice: we must destroy, shut up or banish every cat

from the premises. Some will find this hard to do. Puss is a very old

favorite. Long before the Pharaohs she was petted, and even held sacred.

The Egyptian goddess Pacht had the head of a cat. The origin of the

veneration of the cat was, it is said, her mice-destroying power. In a

famine-visited country like Egypt the preservation of the crops of grain

was of prime importance; and the cat--allowed from its sacred character to

increase and multiply as cats have the power to do--was no doubt a very

effective means to that end. But in this age of progress we _can_ dispense

with cats--in the country at least. I have proved by experiment that a

half dozen wire-spring mice-traps, kept clean and freshly baited with

toasted cheese, are better than as many cats to keep pantries and

cupboards free of mice. As for rats, everybody knows that one rat-terrier

in a granary is better than an army of cats.

Many people, in their simplicity of soul, have believed that it is

possible to have the confidence of birds without banishing the cats, and

even that the cat might be so reformed that she would come to respect the

rights of the birds. These people generally refer triumphantly to the

"Happy Family" of Barnum--a cage containing a bird, a monkey, a cat and

several mice, all living together in sleepy amity. But this will not do.

The animals of that "family" were kept in such a semi-torpid state by

confinement and high living--even if they were not daily dosed, as some

declared, with Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup--that they had not spirit

enough to exercise their natural passions.

No, puss cannot be reformed; and since there are so many who cannot bring

their minds to destroy their favorite cats, nor to shut them up from

spring till fall, would it not be well to have cat boarding-houses opened

in cities to meet this need? I could name more than one who would

patronize such an institution. Our cat, old Navet--so called from her

habit of bringing up turnips from the cellar and insisting upon munching

them in the library--has been sent some miles away to a friend, who,

having several cats already, cannot expect to have birds about the house;

but if this resource failed, I should not hesitate long between even Navet

and the birds.

I had always known that more birds would nest about places where there

were no cats; but as I had always seen some birds in summer about all

houses, I did not realize what a wonderful effect would be produced by the

total absence of this dreaded foe to birds until I resolved to have no cat

about in summer, and banished the last one. From that day the birds began

to come nearer and nearer, stay longer each day, and finally, reassured,

build their nests in the grapevines, in the orchard trees, in the little

evergreens near the house, and in the branches of the raspberries and

blackberries. Scores came where formerly there had been but two or three

pairs. Two pairs of pretty brown sparrows (_Spizella socialis_) built

nests in a small Chinese honeysuckle on a veranda-pillar not six feet from

the front door. These nests were about four and five feet high; and

although the veranda, being furnished with rustic chairs and a comfortable

Mexican hammock, was almost constantly occupied, yet the birds built their

nests and tended their little families as unconcerned, as confident of our

protection apparently, as if we had been creatures of their own kind. They

would not move from their work when we approached so closely that our

faces were only a few inches from the nests. This spring more little

houses were made and fastened up in the trees--rude little painted boxes,

with a roof and a door in front, the whole set on a small board serving

for a doorstep as well as general foundation. The bluebirds were specially

delighted with these houses, and took possession almost as fast as they

were put up. The catbird, a first cousin of the Southern mocking-bird, is

also very fond of the neighborhood of human beings, and many others which

I know imperfectly as yet.

Besides building little houses for bluebirds and others, a very effective

means of attracting birds generally is a little tray for crumbs, seeds,

etc. A piece of board a foot square with an inch-high border to keep the

food from blowing off, and fastened upon a tree, will answer every

purpose, though it may be improved by a roof. But the wisest device for

calling birds about the house--in places where there are no brooks or

springs near especially--is a bird-bath. Almost all birds are fond of

bathing; and any one who will but take the trouble to fill a shallow dish

every day with water, and place it in some shady nook, will be repaid a

thousand-fold by the sight of the birds bathing--some flashing the spray

in all directions, some dressing their wet plumage in the near branches,

some disputing the right to the first plunge.

To those enjoying the luxury of a garden-fountain it is very easy to

arrange a very excellent bath of this kind, and it is surprising that so

few have thought of it. All that is necessary is to place the edge of a

very shallow dish under the drip of the fountain-basin. Half an inch of

water is sufficient--small birds will not bathe unless the water is very

shallow, and they do not like to get under the spray--or a little platform

could be managed in the fountain-basin. For my birds, as a dish placed

upon the ground always excites the insolent curiosity and meddling of the

turkeys, I have had recourse to another device: a little platform on four

posts about three feet high, perforated to admit a wash-basin to the rim.

Around three sides of this table I set a dozen supple oak saplings,

fastening them by iron staples to the edge of the table, and bringing them

all together, wigwam style, over head about three feet above the basin. At

the foot of the saplings I planted madeira-vine roots, which will produce

an abundance of foliage and blossom after they grow, but not being willing

to wait for this, I covered all the saplings separately from ground to

peak with evergreens from the woods, and then carpeted the whole floor

under the table with various colored mosses. The whole effect of the

structure, standing in the shade of the trees, is very pretty and quaint.

As the water should be changed every night, the waste poured over the

mosses will keep them always in good condition. Of course this basin of

water is far too deep for any sort of bird except a wader or a swimmer,

and to arrange it exactly right, so that the bathing depth can be uniform,

as the heat of the day dries up the water, has not been so easy as one

might imagine it would be. The best thing I have found thus far is a

circle of board held submerged on one side by a weight and a string, the

other side floating. A more perfect thing could doubtless be contrived,

and will be by many who like myself love the birds, and have determined to

foster their presence in every way for their beneficent services, material

and aesthetical.

M. H.

A CHEERING SIGN.

Very pleasant reading is a California item of court-proceedings going to

show that a Mongol still stands within the pale of the law upon the soil

of the Golden State. A wanton murder of some Chinese at Chico was

judicially avenged by the sentencing of two of the Caucasian participants

to twenty-five years' imprisonment, and of a third to the

nicely-calculated, if not nicely-adjusted, term of twenty-seven years and

a half. Had the unhappy victims been whites, or even blacks, the

arithmetic of time would probably not have been drawn on, but summary

recourse would have been made to such punishment as eternity could

furnish. But we must not be too exacting. Let us be grateful that the

criminal law has any shield, be it of the thinnest, for the Chinaman.

Very different is the case when the Celestial ox gores the Yankee bull.

Indemnity, swift and condign, does what mortal hand can do to heal the

hurt. A Chinese court, upon Chinese soil, is not allowed to try a Chinese

for an injury done to the Christian stranger within Chinese gates.

Treaties imposed by the strong arm reserve practical jurisdiction to our

own representatives; and it is the peers of the alleged sufferer, not the

peers of the accused, who virtually try the cause. Similar rules obtain in

the other Mongolian empire. We all possess, as still quite a fresh

sensation, a memory of the account published a few years since of the

committing of harikari by a Japanese official of high social standing, at

the bidding of a native court, in atonement of an affront offered to an

American officer--how the representatives of the United States were

formally invited, in full uniform, to witness the bloody self-immolation

of the proud but to the law submissive Mongol; how everything went off _en

regle_, from the theatrical preparation of the stage with seat, sword and

red carpet to the climax of decapitation of the culprit by his

body-servant; and how our representatives in gilt and blue filed out

shocked, but vindicated, and satiated with more than the full measure of

justice pressed down and running over.

Harikari has not begun, nor is it likely soon to begin, to thin the ranks

of our Californian office-holders. Few die, none resign, and absolutely

none are got rid of in that way. They have no treaty-courts to make them

afraid. Their lives are their own, and we hope may always be. But we

trust, also, that they will accord a like privilege to their neighbors

from over the way, and cultivate the impression that life may be dear as

well to a man with a lemon complexion, oblique eyes and a pig-tail. As an

evidence of a dawning disposition to accept this view we may be permitted

to hail with satisfaction the disappearance for twenty-seven years and six

months of a Californian who declined adopting it.

E. C. B.

LITERATURE OF THE DAY.

Peru. Incidents of Travel and Exploration in the Land of the

Incas. By E. George Squier, late United States Commissioner to

Peru. New York: Harper & Brothers.

Mr. Squier does not give us the date of his explorations in Peru, but he

tells us that they occupied him two years, during which he "crossed and

recrossed the Cordillera and the Andes from the Pacific to the Amazonian

rivers, sleeping in rude Indian huts or on bleak _punas_ in the open air,

in hot valleys or among eternal snows, gathering with eager zeal all

classes of facts relating to the country, its people, its present and its

past." It must not be inferred from this description that he claims the

honors of a pioneer or discoverer. Many previous travellers had pursued

the same quest, encountered the same hardships and described the same

objects. Few of them, however, had enjoyed the same advantages or

possessed equal fitness for the task. His previous studies and

investigations had familiarized him with the aboriginal history of America

and with many of its existing relics; his appointment as commissioner of

the United States to Peru for the settlement of some disputed claims gave

him facilities which, as a foreigner, he might otherwise have lacked; and

his equipments both for personal comfort and for scientific and artistic

purposes seem to have been as complete as a single traveller could be

expected to provide. The result is a work which, if not actually the

ablest, is the most thorough and satisfactory, which the subject has yet

called forth. It contrasts in all respects with the latest of its

predecessors, Hutchinson's _Two Years in Peru_, a book of still greater

size, but deficient in all the elements of critical and literary power,

while replete with pretentiousness and dogmatism. In the narration of his

journeys and adventures Mr. Squier is always entertaining; his account of

the present condition of the country and the people is instructive, though

somewhat meagre; his descriptions of ancient remains, if not always as

vivid or even as clear as one might desire, are generally more careful and

minute than any that have before been given of them, and are supplemented

by admirable views and plans that add greatly to the value and

attractiveness of the volume. Finally, while his knowledge and training

have well qualified him to form independent judgments, he neither seeks to

discredit all previous research nor to support any of the fantastic

theories of which American antiquarianism has been so prolific. He was not

open to the temptation that leads those who are first in the field to

magnify its marvels, and he is equally free from that tendency to belittle

them which betrays the desire of later explorers to display their own

superior acumen. He makes no attempt to reconstruct the past by piecing

together accumulated details and calling to his aid the imaginative

faculty, which, in history and science as well as in art, gives form and

life to its material. But his conclusions, if general in nature and

limited in range, are such as commend themselves to all minds competent to

grasp the problems presented and not led astray by prepossessions. He

finds the existing relics in Peru substantiating in the main the accounts

given by the Spanish writers of its condition at the time of the Conquest,

and he finds that condition accordant with the early history of

civilization under similar circumstances in other parts of the world. He

does not think it necessary, therefore, either to account for the

existence of those monuments with the ruins of which the soil is so

thickly strewn by an immigration from India or Egypt, nor to reduce them

to the proportions and character of the Pueblo remains in New Mexico, in

order to prove that America, in contrast with the Eastern continent, has

had but one original type of development, and that the lowest. On the

contrary, he holds it certain that "the civilization of the ancient

Peruvians was indigenous," and he considers it to have passed through

several stages, and to have proceeded independently among different races

and tribes, culminating at last in the organization of a national polity

and a common rule. Under that rule he believes that "the material

prosperity of the country was far in advance of what it is now. There were

greater facilities of intercourse, a wider agriculture, more manufacture,

less pauperism and vice, and--shall I say it?--a purer and more useful

religion." With the ruins that throw light upon the "customs, modes of

life, and political, social and domestic organization" of "the vanished

empire of the Incas," are others that point to a wholly different state of

society and an immeasurable antiquity. "Combined with the stupendous and

elaborate remains of Tiahuanuco--remains as elaborate and admirable as

those of Assyria, of Egypt, Greece or Rome--there are others that are

almost exact counterparts of those of Stonehenge, and Carnac in Brittany,

to which is assigned the remotest place in monumental history. The rude

sun-circles of Sillustani, under the very shadow of some of the most

elaborate, and architecturally the most wonderful, works of aboriginal

America, are indistinguishable counterparts of the sun-circles of England,

Denmark and Tartary." Such evidence, concurrent with that which abounds in

more northern regions, points unmistakably to an early development on this

continent, similar in character and course, and coeval or anterior in

date, to that which has left like indications in so many parts of the

Eastern hemisphere. There the records are more scattered and more varied,

as from the size and conformation of the continents and the greater

diversities of climate we might have expected them to be; and those at

least of a later period are, from the nature of the case, more easy of

interpretation in the light of legend, tradition and written history. But

the general features are intelligible in all, and the revelation which

they make is identical. They show the human mind, under like external

conditions and with like internal conceptions, advancing on the same line

from barbarism to culture; they show a struggle and rivalry of races and

tribes, in which one or another shoots forward for a time, and is then

outstripped or pushed aside; they show a gradual sifting, blending and

consolidation, in which primitive and fortuitous forms of association are

superseded by a system presenting the symmetry and composite character of

an artificial structure. Everywhere the process is marked by the final

predominance of two principles, which stimulate, direct and regulate all

the efforts that are made toward artistic expression, industrial science

and social organization. For the human mind at this stage all conceptions

of Nature may be comprised under the name of religion, and all ideas of

order and co-operation under that of monarchical rule. The monuments of

this period that have sprung from the united labor of the community all

attest the control and supervision of one or both of these powers. Not

only do temples and palaces bear this stamp, but all public works of

whatever nature testify, by the gigantic results in comparison with the

deficient means, to such an authority in those who planned them and such a

subordination in those by whom they were executed as cannot be conceived

of either under the looser organizations of barbarism or the more

equitable arrangements of modern life. The cyclopean walls, the imposing

edifices, the subterranean aqueducts, the mountain terraces, of Peru tell

the same tale as pyramids and temples, towers and palaces, in Egypt,

Assyria or India. The critic who can find in the ruins at Gran Chimu and

Pachacamac only "communal houses" inhabited by "groups of families" on the

method of the Iroquois, in the vast isolated structures of Tiahuanuco the

remains of "an Indian pueblo after the ordinary form," and in the enormous

and elaborate fortifications of Cuzco and Ollantay-tambo the works of

village communities and petty tribes, is not only bent on the support of a

theory at whatever cost of truth and sense, but predetermined, one would

say, to hold it as a monopoly. Compared with absurdities of this order,

the wildest imaginings of M. Brasseur de Bourbourg are entitled to be

ranked with the conjectures of a sane philosophy.

Mr. Squier, as we have seen, gives no countenance to baseless

speculations, and the publication of his book has, it is evident, fallen

on them as a heavy blow and great discouragement. The preciseness of his

details gives a force and authority to both his statements and opinions

which cannot easily be evaded or resisted even by those most given to

substituting assumptions for evidence and facts. His descriptions of the

stone-work of the ancient Peruvians are not likely to suggest to

unsophisticated readers an identity of race and institutions with the

inhabitants of wigwams. "The joints are all of a precision unknown in our

architecture, and not rivalled in the remains of ancient art that had

fallen under my notice in Europe. The statement of the old writers, that

the accuracy with which the stones of some structures were fitted together

was such that it was impossible to introduce the thinnest knife-blade or

finest needle between them, may be taken as strictly true. The world has

nothing to show in the way of stone-cutting and fitting to surpass the

skill and accuracy displayed in the Indian structures of Cuzco. All modern

work of the kind there--and there are some fine examples of skill--looks

rude and barbarous in comparison." We may imagine the straits to which the

advocates of Lo are driven when they point to the absence of mortar or

cement of any kind in such walls as a proof of rudeness and ignorance in

the builders. But, as Mr. Squier reminds us, Humboldt found a true mortar

in the ruins of Pullal and Canuar, in Northern Peru. Humboldt found, too,

in the same region the remains of paved roads not inferior to any Roman

roads which he had seen in Italy, France or Spain; and though Mr. Squier

states that few traces of such roads now exist in the southern part of the

country, and infers that they never existed here, since "the modern

pathways must follow the ancient lines," and "there is no reason why they

should have suffered more from time and the elements in one part of the

country than in another," it seems to us impossible to reject in so

summary a fashion the testimony of early writers, given, not in mere

general terms, but with a minuteness of description rivalling his own.

Possibly, the explanation may be found partly in the fact that the roads

in one part of the country were generally more ancient than in the

other--many of them, as we know, dating from a period anterior to the Inca

rule--and partly to the greater devastations wrought by the European

conquerors and their descendants in the neighborhood of the capital and on

the most frequented routes. In other particulars, such as the size of the

Peruvian houses and the existence of windows, Mr. Squier finds the facts

to have been understated by Humboldt. Generally, as we have already

intimated, he finds full confirmation of the accounts of such writers as

Cieza de Leon and Garcilasso de la Vega in those relics which still

survive as the surest witnesses of the past, defying the tooth of time,

the ravages of violence and the denials and assumptions of a crazy

scepticism.

Camp, Court and Siege: A Narrative of Personal Adventure and

Observation during Two Wars, 1861-65, 1870-71. By Wickham

Hoffman. New York: Harper & Brothers.

Had the third of this book which is devoted to the writer's reminiscences

of the late civil convulsion in his own country been omitted or reserved

for expansion into a separate publication, the remainder would have had

more unity and attractiveness. The latter is by far the more interesting

portion. Expanded and fortified by details, references and documents,

Major Hoffman's account of his experience as secretary of legation at

Paris in the year of the siege might have filled--and may yet be made to

fill--an important place among memoirs of its class. His narrative style

is clear and pleasant, if never vivid or impressive. It harmonizes with

the complexion of truth, and truth is the first thing we ask from the

diarist and observer. Our confidence is won by his direct and unambitious

way of telling what he saw and shared.

We should think it not improbable that the writer will adopt this course,

and use more fully the material which must be at his command for

illustrating, from an exceptionally favorable point of view, the fall of

the Second Empire and the double fall of its capital. The American

legation, under Mr. Washburne, was brought into close relations with the

Empire, the Republic and the Commune by means of its delegated character

as protector of North German subjects during the war. It was, for that

period, much the most notable among the foreign embassies in France. While

those of the principal European powers, as for most of the time the French

government itself, left the capital, it, with the representatives of two

or three minor states, remained at its post. Outside of the very onerous

function assumed by it at the request of the German government, it had

other great cares and great opportunities for good. These appear to have

been encountered and used with remarkable tact and energy. Its display of

those qualities has been gratefully acknowledged by its own people, those

of Germany and many of the French. At the outbreak of the war thirty

thousand Germans were established in Paris. Summary expulsion was decreed

against these, and the American minister and his subordinates had the sole

charge of applying the meagre funds sent by their own sovereign for

mitigating the suffering due to that order. Some thousands, unable to

leave or preferring to run all risks, remained throughout the war. This

unhappy remnant constantly looked to the American ministry for aid to

subsist and to escape violence. Mr. Hoffman ventures to place the

banishment of the Germans, for acuteness if not mass of suffering, by the

side of the ejection of the Huguenots and the Moors. This exaggeration

serves at least to show the impression it made on an eye-witness.

Major Hoffman's remarks on the causes of the moral breakdown of the Empire

and of the French army do not help us to much that is novel. He lays more

than the usual stress on Ultramontanism as an influence. The death of the

archbishop of Paris could have been prevented, he thinks, had the

Versailles authorities acted with due promptness and determination; and he

avers his belief that the liberalism of that prelate made his death not

unacceptable to the Church party represented now by Eugenie and MacMahon.

He ascribes fanaticism also to the savior of Paris that was to be--Trochu.

Trochu's main hope, he believes, was miraculous interposition. His

statement of the extent to which unreasoning panic had possession of both

soldiers and citizens supports the idea that supernatural aid only could

have saved the city.

The better, and really ruling, traits of the French people are not to be

studied in their periods of "Gallic fury." Thus it is that the book before

us is an unsafe guide on that point. Six years have rolled away since the

revolt of the Commune, the loss of two rich provinces and the imposition

of a tribute nearly half as large as the debt of the United States. The

evidence given and the effective results shown of patience, perseverance,

order, determined good faith, industry and self-control have no parallel

in a like period of the history of any modern people.

The Plains of the Great West and their Inhabitants. By R. I.

Dodge. New York: G. P. Putnam's Sons.

Here we are favored with a glance through another military lorgnette, but

at a scene geographically, socially and politically the antipodes of

Paris. Colonel Dodge leads us into the haunts of the original denizens of

Western America, and depicts their traits with a hand made facile by long

familiarity. At part of the aborigines--and that part obviously most

attractive to and most assiduously studied by him--he bids us look through

the sights of the rifle or along the dappled double-barrel. At the other

he essays, with less success perhaps, to aid us with the eye of the

amateur statesman and political economist. The wearers of fur and feather

have no moral side. The Indian has. His condition and future are

correspondingly complicated. How to shoot him is not the sole and simple

question, as it is with his original compatriots except the buffalo. With

the latter shaggy and multitudinous creature the fate of the Indian of the

Plains is more or less linked. They move together, and may be said to die

together. On a map of the territory between the Rocky Mountains and the

Mississippi are traced two pairs of reservations. Of one the Yellowstone,

and of the other the Arkansas, is the centre. Each pair is composed of a

buffalo-range and a group of Indian tribes. The three lines of

east-and-west railway separate them, and shoulder to right and left, north

and south, the savage and his herds.

Of the enormous numbers of the wild cattle which were once the exclusive

property of the Indian we have been accustomed to form but a very

inadequate idea. They exceed those which have raised the Tartar into the

comparatively high rank of a pastoral nomad. The patriarch or poet Job was

a famous cattle-owner, but he was a small dairyman by the side of a

Cheyenne or Rickaree chief, and a stampede of a small detachment of

buffalo would have run down unnoticed the whole of his live-stock. In the

three years 1872-74 four and a half millions of buffalo--considerably more

than half as many as all the black cattle in the British Islands--were

slaughtered. From this fact may be gathered an impression of the vast

provision of human food until lately stored by Nature in a region still

marked on modern geographies as a desert. Of the value of this endowment

the Indian, with all his improvidence, had some notion. It was a resource

he may be said to have husbanded. Of nothing like the wanton and shameful

destruction dealt by the whites since the feeding-grounds were made

accessible by rail was he ever guilty. He managed his hunts

systematically, placed them under the rigid control of a sort of guild

known as "dog-soldiers," and allowed to be slain only what were needed for

his wants. The buffalo was to him what the cocoa-palm is to the

Polynesian; and more, for he needed warm shelter and warm clothing. He

cared for it accordingly. It grew around him almost as the cocoa-grove

around the hut of the islander. A herd will even now graze quietly for

days in the neighborhood of an Indian village of a thousand souls, while

an encampment of half a dozen whites disperses it instantly. The whites

kill only for the hides, two of which they lose for every one saved in

merchantable condition. A very small proportion of the flesh is utilized

when the railway happens to be near enough, and within a like limit of

territory the bones are collected. In the single year 1874 over ten

millions of tons of these were sent East to fertilize the exhausted fields

of the Atlantic slope with the refuse riches of the "desert."

No treaties are made with the buffalo. He is swindled by no agents,

post-traders or secretaries at war. He addresses no pathetic remonstrances

to his Great Father, and expresses no sense of his wrongs by taking scalps

or inflicting worse horrors still. School-houses, temperance societies,

small-pox and whiskey are not for him. Yet does he move toward

annihilation, as we have said, in singularly close lock-step with the

Indian. His problem, like the other, is being settled by the settler. Were

the red man edible, the parallelism in destiny would be more complete. As

it is, the quadruped will disappear before the biped native. Individuals

of the latter will be absorbed into the bosom of civilization, as the

remnants of the Senecas, the Oneidas and the Pamunkeys have long since

been. As a race, the Indians' best hope is euthanasia. Even that is

desperately uncertain. The Cherokees, Creeks and Choctaws, with their

minor associates in the Indian Territory, are, though not increasing in

numbers, living in peace and something like industry. Yet they are at the

mercy of any vagabond who should take it into his head to "salt" with

gold-dust or silver-ore any ravine in the midst of their country. No law

and no army would avail to repel the rush. They would go the way of the

Sioux of the Black Hills, and would have only the choice of drifting out

of existence on the outskirts of white society or of being washed high and

dry over the frontier. Where are the sixty thousand Indians who at the

time of the transfer of California were so comfortably coddled under the

wing of the missions? They have been the victims of no recorded war, and

the agents never had a chance at them. They have gone, however, with a

rapidity unexampled anywhere east of the mountains.

Solutions of the Indian problem are endless, and the writer of the book

named at the head of these paragraphs has his shy at it. His plan is new

chiefly in blaming all round--traders, Quakers, Indians, government and

frontiersmen. If we can venture to centralize his invective, we should lay

it specially on the heads of the class the Indians term "squaw-men"--the

whites who have Indian wives and are established among the lodges. Of

these he gives us a conjectural census--a hundred agencies and

reservations and ten squaw-men to each. From this thousand are drawn all

the interpreters; and not a solitary interpreter, Colonel Dodge insists,

can be relied upon. They are, every man of them, in league with the

agents and traders against the government and the Indians. The two last

named--parties of the first part, as we should style them--never come

together and never understand each other. The colonel's cure is remitting

the whole thing to army control. But that, we need not say, has been

tried, with results by no means brilliant.

For those who have never even seen an annuity distributed to aggravate the

muddle with their suggestions would be most presumptuous. It is as little

as we can do to abstain. We may venture here only to say a word in

mitigation of the deep stain left upon the fair fame of the United States

by its management of Indian affairs. The contrast so frequently drawn with

the course of things in Canada is not wholly just. It was the French who

saved the Canadian Indians from the mere sordid extinction which has

befallen most of their southern congeners, as it was the Spaniards who

kept the California tribes alive. The natives--or rather the French

half-breeds--were made trappers and voyageurs before the English conquest

of the province. But for that preparation they might have gone the way of

our Indians under Anglo-Saxon pressure. Climate also favored them. Only an

infinitesimal fraction of British America is capable of white

colonization.

Dropping a theme which bids fair to remain undisposed of, like the

disputes of Hogarth's doctors, till the patient is dead, we revert to

Colonel Dodge's book, and to those of its pages which it is clear he wrote

most _en amateur_. Soldier and student, he is above all a sportsman. It is

delightful to follow him over the plain and (in spirit and untearable

trousers) into the chaparral. Anywhere between the Rio Grande, the

Missouri and Bridger's Pass he seems to be as much at home as on his own

farm. All its live-stock is familiar to him. His sheep are of the big-horn

breed; his black cattle, the two varieties of buffalo, mountain and

lowland; and his poultry, the prairie-chicken and its relatives. He is

both interesting and instructive. The puma and the panther he avers to be

distinct species. The prong-horned antelope--the only American species,

and now, we believe, assigned by naturalists to a genus of its own--he

demonstrates to shed its horns. He describes six species of native grouse;

to which if we add two others not found within the limits he describes, we

have eight for the United States against two in Great Britain and four

for all Europe. His stories of sport and adventure are given with

circumstance and animation. Extra spice is thrown in by a moderate

infusion of second-hand relations of a more or less imaginative character,

which he is careful to separate from the fruit of his own experience and

observation. The physical conformation of the country and its climate are

described with remarkable distinctness. We do not know a book on the

subject that comes up more faithfully to its title.

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Transcriber's Notes

Page 177 dun-colered replaced with dun-colored.

Pages 158-165 Della Scala, Delle Scale, Della Scale and Delle Scala both

retained.

Page 189 Eitzgerald corrected to Fitzgerald.

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