JAMES M. BAILEY.

Albany, New York, claims Mr. James M. Bailey, of the Danbury News,

as her offspring. The boyhood days of the Danbury News man were

characterized by nothing unusual or exciting. At an early age he left

school and sought a situation in a grocery store. As a grocer, James

proved an utter failure, and without hesitation left his newly found

occupation, and soon after took to the law, building air castles of a

great and glorious future.

Not satisfied, however, with the fullness of his money coffers, Bailey

deserted the law to seek a more profitable business. He gave up all

professional desires and turned mechanic, serving two long years

as a carpenter. But in 1862 the war of the Rebellion again changed

his occupation, and Bailey, with all the patriotism of an American

youth, enlisted as a private in the Seventh regiment of Connecticut

volunteers. For three years he fought with a desperation only equalled

by his desperate attempts at producing puns, in after years.

In the early part of 1866 Bailey, in company with T. Donovan, purchased

the Danbury (Connecticut) Times. In 1870 the firm purchased the only

opposition paper in the town, and named the result of the combination

the Danbury News. In 1873 Bailey made a trip to California, and in

April of the next year went to Europe, where he remained until 1875.

During these travels he wrote constantly for his paper, and by so doing

acquired the title of “the Danbury News Man.”

In 1873 Bailey issued, through the Boston house of Lee & Shepard,

his first volume of humorous sketches, under the caption of Life

in Danbury. The book had a tremendous sale for several years, and

fully fifty thousand copies were sold. In the fall of the same year

he produced an almanac, the first and last work of the kind he ever

published.

As a lecturer Bailey has never been a great success. Perhaps if he

had entered the lecture field in 1874, at which time he was far more

popular than at any time during his life, he would have realized a

small fortune from his lectures. But as a speaker he never made the

name he has acquired through his writings. In 1877, They all Do It was

issued and so well was the volume received that the Danbury News Man’s

name again became a household word. Another work which appeared in

1879, also became quite popular. It was entitled Mr. Phillips’ Goneness.

Bailey’s first humorous paragraph appeared in the News in 1872, and,

by January of the next year, his productions were being published in

almost every paper in the country. About this time a special edition

of the News was issued for general circulation throughout the country.

It took exceedingly well for several years, but was discontinued about

two years ago. Bailey has acquired his fame and fortune through his own

endeavors and struggles in the world. He is a self-made man in every

respect. He is quite prepossessing in his personal appearance, his

manner is dignified and pleasing, his demeanor modest and unassuming,

and his countenance honest and frank. In his face there is nothing to

note his humor, save the merry, bright, and unmistakable twinkle of the

eye.

Some time ago an entertainment was given in New York, in honor of

Robert J. Burdette, of the Burlington Hawkeye. To W. A. Croffut, who

gave the entertainment, the Danbury News Man wrote the following letter

of request:

“MY DEAR CROFFUT:--Your invitation received, and I thank you heartily

for it, while I regret that I am unable to accept it. Age and the

cares of life (I have two of the puzzles) are giving me away, and

prevent me from taking a journey to your city. Besides we are getting

ready to move, and my wife feels that much of the symmetry of the

performance would be lost, if I were not here to permeate it with

my presence. One of our carpets is so worn that it could hardly be

trusted in the hands of a stranger, and it will be necessary for me

to shake it in person. This I cannot very well avoid, or I would.

Confidentially, my desire to be here is to prevent the removal to the

new house of about two tons of old rubbish that no one but a woman

would think of carting around. You are married and will understand me.

Give my regards to the guest of the evening, and tell him that I hope

to have the pleasure some time of taking him by the hand.

“Yours sincerely,

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