A CURIOUS FRAGMENT

[The capitalist, or industrial oligarch, Roger Vanderwater,

mentioned in the narrative, has been identified as the ninth

in the line of the Vanderwaters that controlled for hundreds

of years the cotton factories of the South. This Roger

Vanderwater flourished in the last decades of the twenty-

sixth century after Christ, which was the fifth century of

the terrible industrial oligarchy that was reared upon the

ruins of the early Republic.

From internal evidences we are convinced that the narrative

which follows was not reduced to writing till the twenty-

ninth century. Not only was it unlawful to write or print

such matter during that period, but the working-class was so

illiterate that only in rare instances were its members able

to read and write. This was the dark reign of the overman,

in whose speech the great mass of the people were

characterized as the “herd animals.” All literacy was

frowned upon and stamped out. From the statute-books of the

times may be instanced that black law that made it a capital

offence for any man, no matter of what class, to teach even

the alphabet to a member of the working-class. Such

stringent limitation of education to the ruling class was

necessary if that class was to continue to rule.

One result of the foregoing was the development of the

professional story-tellers. These story-tellers were paid by

the oligarchy, and the tales they told were legendary,

mythical, romantic, and harmless. But the spirit of freedom

never quite died out, and agitators, under the guise of

story-tellers, preached revolt to the slave class. That the

following tale was banned by the oligarchs we have proof

from the records of the criminal police court of Ashbury,

wherein, on January 27, 2734, one John Tourney, found guilty

of telling the tale in a boozing-ken of labourers, was

sentenced to five years' penal servitude in the borax mines

of the Arizona Desert.--EDITOR'S NOTE.]

Listen, my brothers, and I will tell you a tale of an arm. It was the

arm of Tom Dixon, and Tom Dixon was a weaver of the first class in a

factory of that hell-hound and master, Roger Vanderwater. This factory

was called “Hell's Bottom”... by the slaves who toiled in it, and I

guess they ought to know; and it was situated in Kingsbury, at the other

end of the town from Vanderwater's summer palace. You do not know where

Kingsbury is? There are many things, my brothers, that you do not know,

and it is sad. It is because you do not know that you are slaves. When I

have told you this tale, I should like to form a class among you for the

learning of written and printed speech. Our masters read and write and

possess many books, and it is because of that that they are our masters,

and live in palaces, and do not work. When the toilers learn to read

and write--all of them--they will grow strong; then they will use their

strength to break their bonds, and there will be no more masters and no

more slaves.

Kingsbury, my brothers, is in the old State of Alabama. For three

hundred years the Vanderwaters have owned Kingsbury and its slave pens

and factories, and slave pens and factories in many other places and

States. You have heard of the Vanderwaters--who has not?--but let me

tell you things you do not know about them. The first Vanderwater was

a slave, even as you and I. Have you got that? He was a slave, and that

was over three hundred years ago. His father was a machinist in the

slave pen of Alexander Burrell, and his mother was a washerwoman in the

same slave pen. There is no doubt about this. I am telling you truth. It

is history. It is printed, every word of it, in the history books of our

masters, which you cannot read because your masters will not permit you

to learn to read. You can understand why they will not permit you to

learn to read, when there are such things in the books. They know, and

they are very wise. If you did read such things, you might be wanting

in respect to your masters, which would be a dangerous thing... to your

masters. But I know, for I can read, and I am telling you what I have

read with my own eyes in the history books of our masters.

The first Vanderwater's name was not Vanderwater; it was Vange--Bill

Vange, the son of Yergis Vange, the machinist, and Laura Carnly, the

washerwoman. Young Bill Vange was strong. He might have remained with

the slaves and led them to freedom; instead, however, he served the

masters and was well rewarded. He began his service, when yet a small

child, as a spy in his home slave pen. He is known to have informed on

his own father for seditious utterance. This is fact. I have read it

with my own eyes in the records. He was too good a slave for the slave

pen. Alexander Burrell took him out, while yet a child, and he was

taught to read and write. He was taught many things, and he was entered

in the secret service of the Government. Of course, he no longer wore

the slave dress, except for disguise at such times when he sought to

penetrate the secrets and plots of the slaves. It was he, when but

eighteen years of age, who brought that great hero and comrade, Ralph

Jacobus, to trial and execution in the electric chair. Of course, you

have all heard the sacred name of Ralph Jacobus, but it is news to you

that he was brought to his death by the first Vanderwater, whose

name was Vange. I know. I have read it in the books. There are many

interesting things like that in the books.

And after Ralph Jacobus died his shameful death, Bill Vange's name began

the many changes it was to undergo. He was known as “Sly Vange” far and

wide. He rose high in the secret service, and he was rewarded in grand

ways, but still he was not a member of the master class. The men were

willing that he should become so; it was the women of the master class

who refused to have Sly Vange one of them. Sly Vange gave good service

to the masters. He had been a slave himself, and he knew the ways of the

slaves. There was no fooling him. In those days the slaves were braver

than now, and they were always trying for their freedom. And Sly Vange

was everywhere, in all their schemes and plans, bringing their schemes

and plans to naught and their leaders to the electric chair. It was in

2255 that his name was next changed for him. It was in that year that

the Great Mutiny took place. In that region west of the Rocky Mountains,

seventeen millions of slaves strove bravely to overthrow their masters.

Who knows, if Sly Vange had not lived, but that they would have

succeeded? But Sly Vange was very much alive. The masters gave him

supreme command of the situation. In eight months of fighting, one

million and three hundred and fifty thousand slaves were killed. Vange,

Bill Vange, Sly Vange, killed them, and he broke the Great Mutiny. And

he was greatly rewarded, and so red were his hands with the blood of

the slaves that thereafter he was called “Bloody Vange.” You see, my

brothers, what interesting things are to be found in the books when one

can read them. And, take my word for it, there are many other things,

even more interesting, in the books. And if you will but study with me,

in a year's time you can read those books for yourselves--ay, in six

months some of you will be able to read those books for yourselves.

Bloody Vange lived to a ripe old age, and always, to the last, was he

received in the councils of the masters; but never was he made a master

himself. He had first opened his eyes, you see, in a slave pen. But oh,

he was well rewarded! He had a dozen palaces in which to live. He, who

was no master, owned thousands of slaves. He had a great pleasure yacht

upon the sea that was a floating palace, and he owned a whole island in

the sea where toiled ten thousand slaves on his coffee plantations. But

in his old age he was lonely, for he lived apart, hated by his brothers,

the slaves, and looked down upon by those he had served and who refused

to be his brothers. The masters looked down upon him because he had

been born a slave. Enormously wealthy he died; but he died horribly,

tormented by his conscience, regretting all he had done and the red

stain on his name.

But with his children it was different. They had not been born in the

slave pen, and by the special ruling of the Chief Oligarch of that time,

John Morrison, they were elevated to the master class. And it was then

that the name of Vange disappears from the page of history. It becomes

Vanderwater, and Jason Vange, the son of Bloody Vange, becomes Jason

Vanderwater, the founder of the Vanderwater line. But that was

three hundred years ago, and the Vanderwaters of to-day forget their

beginnings and imagine that somehow the clay of their bodies is

different stuff from the clay in your body and mine and in the bodies

of all slaves. And I ask you, Why should a slave become the master of

another slave? And why should the son of a slave become the master of

many slaves? I leave these questions for you to answer for yourselves,

but do not forget that in the beginning the Vanderwaters were slaves.

And now, my brothers, I come back to the beginning of my tale to tell

you of Tom Dixon's arm. Roger Vanderwater's factory in Kingsbury was

rightly named “Hell's Bottom,” but the men who toiled in it were men, as

you shall see. Women toiled there, too, and children, little children.

All that toiled there had the regular slave rights under the law, but

only under the law, for they were deprived of many of their rights by

the two overseers of Hell's Bottom, Joseph Clancy and Adolph Munster.

It is a long story, but I shall not tell all of it to you. I shall tell

only about the arm. It happened that, according to the law, a portion of

the starvation wage of the slaves was held back each month and put

into a fund. This fund was for the purpose of helping such unfortunate

fellow-workmen as happened to be injured by accidents or to be overtaken

by sickness. As you know with yourselves, these funds are controlled

by the overseers. It is the law, and so it was that the fund at Hell's

Bottom was controlled by the two overseers of accursed memory.

Now, Clancy and Munster took this fund for their own use. When accidents

happened to the workmen, their fellows, as was the custom, made grants

from the fund; but the overseers refused to pay over the grants. What

could the slaves do? They had their rights under the law, but they

had no access to the law. Those that complained to the overseers were

punished. You know yourselves what form such punishment takes--the fines

for faulty work that is not faulty; the overcharging of accounts in the

Company's store; the vile treatment of one's women and children; and the

allotment to bad machines whereon, work as one will, he starves.

Once, the slaves of Hell's Bottom protested to Vanderwater. It was the

time of the year when he spent several months in Kingsbury. One of the

slaves could write; it chanced that his mother could write, and she had

secretly taught him as her mother had secretly taught her. So this slave

wrote a round robin, wherein was contained their grievances, and all the

slaves signed by mark. And, with proper stamps upon the envelope, the

round robin was mailed to Roger Vanderwater. And Roger Vanderwater did

nothing, save to turn the round robin over to the two overseers. Clancy

and Munster were angered. They turned the guards loose at night on the

slave pen. The guards were armed with pick handles. It is said that next

day only half of the slaves were able to work in Hell's Bottom. They

were well beaten. The slave who could write was so badly beaten that he

lived only three months. But before he died, he wrote once more, to what

purpose you shall hear.

Four or five weeks afterward, Tom Dixon, a slave, had his arm torn off

by a belt in Hell's Bottom. His fellow-workmen, as usual, made a grant

to him from the fund, and Clancy and Munster, as usual, refused to pay

it over from the fund. The slave who could write, and who even then was

dying, wrote anew a recital of their grievances. And this document was

thrust into the hand of the arm that had been torn from Tom Dixon's

body.

Now it chanced that Roger Vanderwater was lying ill in his palace at the

other end of Kingsbury--not the dire illness that strikes down you and

me, brothers; just a bit of biliousness, mayhap, or no more than a bad

headache because he had eaten too heartily or drunk too deeply. But it

was enough for him, being tender and soft from careful rearing. Such

men, packed in cotton wool all their lives, are exceeding tender and

soft. Believe me, brothers, Roger Vanderwater felt as badly with his

aching head, or THOUGHT he felt as badly, as Tom Dixon really felt with

his arm torn out by the roots.

It happened that Roger Vanderwater was fond of scientific farming, and

that on his farm, three miles outside of Kingsbury, he had managed to

grow a new kind of strawberry. He was very proud of that new strawberry

of his, and he would have been out to see and pick the first ripe ones,

had it not been for his illness. Because of his illness he had ordered

the old farm slave to bring in personally the first box of the berries.

All this was learned from the gossip of a palace scullion, who slept

each night in the slave pen. The overseer of the plantation should have

brought in the berries, but he was on his back with a broken leg from

trying to break a colt. The scullion brought the word in the night, and

it was known that next day the berries would come in. And the men in the

slave pen of Hell's Bottom, being men and not cowards, held a council.

The slave who could write, and who was sick and dying from the

pick-handle beating, said he would carry Tom Dixon's arm; also, he said

he must die anyway, and that it mattered nothing if he died a little

sooner. So five slaves stole from the slave pen that night after the

guards had made their last rounds. One of the slaves was the man who

could write. They lay in the brush by the roadside until late in the

morning, when the old farm slave came driving to town with the precious

fruit for the master. What of the farm slave being old and rheumatic,

and of the slave who could write being stiff and injured from his

beating, they moved their bodies about when they walked, very much in

the same fashion. The slave who could write put on the other's clothes,

pulled the broad-brimmed hat over his eyes, climbed upon the seat of the

wagon, and drove on to town. The old farm slave was kept tied all day

in the bushes until evening, when the others loosed him and went back to

the slave pen to take their punishment for having broken bounds.

In the meantime, Roger Vanderwater lay waiting for the berries in his

wonderful bedroom--such wonders and such comforts were there that they

would have blinded the eyes of you and me who have never seen such

things. The slave who could write said afterward that it was like

a glimpse of Paradise! And why not? The labour and the lives of ten

thousand slaves had gone to the making of that bedchamber, while they

themselves slept in vile lairs like wild beasts. The slave who could

write brought in the berries on a silver tray or platter--you see, Roger

Vanderwater wanted to speak with him in person about the berries.

The slave who could write tottered his dying body across the wonderful

room and knelt by the couch of Vanderwater, holding out before him the

tray. Large green leaves covered the top of the tray, and these the

body-servant alongside whisked away so that Vanderwater could see.

And Roger Vanderwater, propped upon his elbow, saw. He saw the fresh,

wonderful fruit lying there like precious jewels, and in the midst of it

the arm of Tom Dixon as it had been torn from his body, well washed,

of course, my brothers, and very white against the blood-red fruit. And

also he saw, clutched in the stiff, dead fingers, the petition of his

slaves who toiled in Hell's Bottom.

“Take and read,” said the slave who could write. And even as the master

took the petition, the body-servant, who till then had been motionless

with surprise, struck with his fist the kneeling slave upon the mouth.

The slave was dying anyway, and was very weak, and did not mind. He made

no sound, and, having fallen over on his side, he lay there quietly,

bleeding from the blow on the mouth. The physician, who had run for the

palace guards, came back with them, and the slave was dragged upright

upon his feet. But as they dragged him up, his hand clutched Tom Dixon's

arm from where it had fallen on the floor.

“He shall be flung alive to the hounds!” the body-servant was crying in

great wrath. “He shall be flung alive to the hounds!”

But Roger Vanderwater, forgetting his headache, still leaning on his

elbow, commanded silence, and went on reading the petition. And while

he read, there was silence, all standing upright, the wrathful

body-servant, the physician, the palace guards, and in their midst the

slave, bleeding at the mouth and still holding Tom Dixon's arm. And when

Roger Vanderwater had done, he turned upon the slave, saying--

“If in this paper there be one lie, you shall be sorry that you were

ever born.”

And the slave said, “I have been sorry all my life that I was born.”

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